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Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.


I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

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maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.


I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM




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Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding crop....
make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.


I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM






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You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the dog
off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding crop....
make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9V5Md.95688$Ob.69401@edtnps84...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM








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Kitty..... there is an average of 4 feet of snow on the property.... the
goose is white and she's the one that wakes the dog. The guinea Fowl will
pick you up way before they cue the goose.
The rooster has fighting spurs strapped to his legs.... the Rhodesian is
tall enough to easily pounce through that snow.... once you are surrounded
by my farm yard sentries... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and
a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
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You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the dog
off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:wPnMd.98749$Ob.54526@edtnps84...
Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding crop....
make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9V5Md.95688$Ob.69401@edtnps84...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM












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Capt. Mooron wrote:
Kitty..... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and
a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!


Put down the rum Mooron, you've got ASA mixed up with your other readers at the Penthouse Forum!

Cheers
Marty

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You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes of
their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


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I don't worry until they start talking about shrines in the v-berth...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Capt. Mooron wrote:
Kitty..... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!


Put down the rum Mooron, you've got ASA mixed up with your other readers
at the Penthouse Forum!

Cheers
Marty



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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Kitty..... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!


Put down the rum Mooron, you've got ASA mixed up with your other readers
at the Penthouse Forum!


I believe that one was alt.male fantasy.delusion

Max


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Poof piffle...you're telling a farmgirl about the dangers of poultry? You
forget I have experience with all those critters and know remarkably well
how to get around them...I had Toulouse...they put attitude back into the
word "goose"...just stay as cock-sure as you are..it will be your downfall..

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Kitty..... there is an average of 4 feet of snow on the property.... the
goose is white and she's the one that wakes the dog. The guinea Fowl will
pick you up way before they cue the goose.
The rooster has fighting spurs strapped to his legs.... the Rhodesian is
tall enough to easily pounce through that snow.... once you are
surrounded by my farm yard sentries... I'll just walk up and put you in
restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the dog
off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:wPnMd.98749$Ob.54526@edtnps84...
Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding crop....
make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9V5Md.95688$Ob.69401@edtnps84...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your
manhood--nay, your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM














 
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