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Jeff Morris February 3rd 05 06:15 PM

Edgar wrote:
That says it all! French yachtsmen, on entering a new anchorage, always
assume that the boat already there has gone in the best place, so they
anchor themselves as near to you as possible even if the rest of the bay is
empty.


I thought that was what Canadians did! One Sunday we entered "The
Basin," a beautiful inlet in Casco Bay, Maine. It was filled with about
30 boats on a rendezvous, so we anchored in a marginal space near the
entrance. Late that afternoon they all left, but we were well hooked
and decided to stay put. The next morning a Canadian came in and
anchored so close beside us there was only about 5 feet between the two
sides - we might as well have been rafted. It took about an hours of
listening to his life story, and everything he knew about our boat, his
boat, and the universe before he took our not so subtle hints that he'd
probably be happier about 400 yards away.


Although this is the worst such case, I've seen the same basic pattern
repeated many times.

Martin Baxter February 3rd 05 07:21 PM

Jeff Morris wrote:

Edgar wrote:

That says it all! French yachtsmen, on entering a new anchorage, always
assume that the boat already there has gone in the best place, so they
anchor themselves as near to you as possible even if the rest of the
bay is
empty.



I thought that was what Canadians did!


Shoot, I don't think any particular nationality has a lock on stupidity, bottom line is that the world has certain percentage of idiots and they seem
to be fairly evenly distributed.

Cheers
Marty


Capt. Mooron February 3rd 05 07:22 PM

So what you're sayin' is you're not the friendly type that likes to chat?

He was probably hoping you'd leave so he could unload the bales of BC Bud!

CM

"Jeff Morris" wrote in message
...
Edgar wrote:
That says it all! French yachtsmen, on entering a new anchorage, always
assume that the boat already there has gone in the best place, so they
anchor themselves as near to you as possible even if the rest of the bay
is
empty.


I thought that was what Canadians did! One Sunday we entered "The Basin,"
a beautiful inlet in Casco Bay, Maine. It was filled with about 30 boats
on a rendezvous, so we anchored in a marginal space near the entrance.
Late that afternoon they all left, but we were well hooked and decided to
stay put. The next morning a Canadian came in and anchored so close
beside us there was only about 5 feet between the two sides - we might as
well have been rafted. It took about an hours of listening to his life
story, and everything he knew about our boat, his boat, and the universe
before he took our not so subtle hints that he'd probably be happier about
400 yards away.


Although this is the worst such case, I've seen the same basic pattern
repeated many times.




Capt. Mooron February 3rd 05 07:24 PM


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:

That was a good story Unky Moron, tell us another.


Indeed it was Scotty! I do believe that Mooron has been fibbing to us
about his occupation, he is in fact a fiction writer, he is usually
employed by Penthouse to write letters for the "Forum" section.


Pfft... go to Yellowknife and ask around. My rep there still stands.

Next week I entertain you with the story of how I repelled a boat load of
drunks with my handgun while out on the remote East Arm of Great Slave Lake.

CM



Scott Vernon February 3rd 05 07:40 PM

There was a study done at Princeton in the '80s that found the further
away from the equator, the dumber the Country.

SV


"Martin Baxter" wrote


I thought that was what Canadians did!


Shoot, I don't think any particular nationality has a lock on

stupidity, bottom line is that the world has certain percentage of
idiots and they seem
to be fairly evenly distributed.

Cheers
Marty




SAIL LOCO February 3rd 05 08:19 PM

That was a good story Unky Moron, tell us another.

That wasn't a story. It was a dream.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

DSK February 3rd 05 09:58 PM

Scott Vernon wrote:
There was a study done at Princeton in the '80s that found the further
away from the equator, the dumber the Country.


That's baloney. Just look at South Carolina!

DSK


Lady Pilot February 4th 05 01:56 AM


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:

That was a good story Unky Moron, tell us another.


Indeed it was Scotty! I do believe that Mooron has been fibbing to us
about his occupation, he is in fact a fiction writer, he is usually
employed by Penthouse to write letters for the "Forum" section.

Cheers
Marty

Damn that Capt. Mooron...he writes for Forum and never sends me a carbon
copy? lol

LP (carry on, crazy guys)



Capt. Mooron February 4th 05 02:12 AM


"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
That was a good story Unky Moron, tell us another.

That wasn't a story. It was a dream.


For you Loco... that's all it will ever be!

You're a Sad Sack!

CM



Scott Vernon February 4th 05 02:29 AM


"DSK" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
There was a study done at Princeton in the '80s that found the

further
away from the equator, the dumber the Country.


That's baloney. Just look at South Carolina!



Compared to Canaduh?




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