All you have to do to get your first aid and CPR cards is administer to a
rubber dummy....so he probably knows how to blow up his rubber dolly and
then apply the plastic patches when she ruptures...

"DSK" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


Crap'n Neal® wrote:
GROSS!

Extremely painful too, no doubt.

BTW a master's license includes first aid & CPR... seems to me you just
flunked that part... still pretending?

DSK

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Let's all say it together now...SUCKING CHEST WOUND!

And believe me, nothing sucks like a chest wound (ba-bop-bop)

katysails wrote:
All you have to do to get your first aid and CPR cards is administer to a
rubber dummy....so he probably knows how to blow up his rubber dolly and
then apply the plastic patches when she ruptures...


Now *that* was funny!

The Crapton probably thinks that when people get a hole in them, they go
"FF-fff-fff-fft" and fly around the room.

DSK