katysails wrote:
I have already forgiven ding-dong for his typo....( sure
it wasn't a Freudian slip?)


Again...you are forgiving *me* because you can't pay attention and you
think that the whole world revolves around you? I guess all those years
of ice and snow has really effected your remaining brain cells.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Calm down Missy, ding-a-ling meant Cate, not Kate, , as
in Jimbo Cate, the guy who bought the Mac26Xm after
everyone here warned him about it. Jim has been kissing
up to Joe, buying him booze and such, apparently he
doesn't have a big brother and wants Joe to beat me up. Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Katy's mac? What are you talking about? I have a
French built Kirie...with an 18 hp diesel engine that
perks along noly to the gas dock and pumpout or in the
channel going out...You've got the worng-o person there
Bell... "bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing"
with his motor-boat Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to
wash down the boat.

Joe

katysails wrote:
I doubt that Jesus would be PO'd about that at alll...historically,
in
Jesus' time, wine was customarily watered when served; symbolically,
the
wine that is watered at Offertory is the Blood of Christ and the
water and
wine (blood) together symbolize the water and blood that flowed from
Jesus's
side when the soldier pieced Him....



I did not know water and blood flowed from Jesus's side. Why water?

Joe



"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Thats It? Why do they water it down then?

Jesus made wine out of water right? He would be ****ed if he found
out
you guys were turning it back into water.

joe

If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

katysails wrote:
I doubt that Jesus would be PO'd about that at alll...historically,
in
Jesus' time, wine was customarily watered when served; symbolically,
the
wine that is watered at Offertory is the Blood of Christ and the
water and
wine (blood) together symbolize the water and blood that flowed from
Jesus's
side when the soldier pieced Him....



I did not know water and blood flowed from Jesus's side. Why water?

Joe



"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Thats It? Why do they water it down then?

Jesus made wine out of water right? He would be ****ed if he found
out
you guys were turning it back into water.

joe

"katysails" wrote in message ...
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


GROSS!

Undoubtedly....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


GROSS!

"katysails" wrote
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


Crap'n Neal® wrote:
GROSS!

Extremely painful too, no doubt.

BTW a master's license includes first aid & CPR... seems to me you just
flunked that part... still pretending?

DSK

"DSK" wrote in message
...
"katysails" wrote
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


Crap'n Neal® wrote:
GROSS!

Extremely painful too, no doubt.

BTW a master's license includes first aid & CPR... seems to me you just
flunked that part... still pretending?

Let's all say it together now...SUCKING CHEST WOUND!

CM

I have a USCG Master Mariner license. Didn't you see it when I posted
the link to it?

Here it is again, just in case:

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/mastermariner.jpg

CN


"DSK" wrote in message ...
BTW a master's license includes first aid & CPR... seems to me you just
flunked that part... still pretending?

DSK

All you have to do to get your first aid and CPR cards is administer to a
rubber dummy....so he probably knows how to blow up his rubber dolly and
then apply the plastic patches when she ruptures...

"DSK" wrote in message
...
"katysails" wrote
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


Crap'n Neal® wrote:
GROSS!

Extremely painful too, no doubt.

BTW a master's license includes first aid & CPR... seems to me you just
flunked that part... still pretending?

DSK

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Let's all say it together now...SUCKING CHEST WOUND!

And believe me, nothing sucks like a chest wound (ba-bop-bop)

katysails wrote:
All you have to do to get your first aid and CPR cards is administer to a
rubber dummy....so he probably knows how to blow up his rubber dolly and
then apply the plastic patches when she ruptures...


Now *that* was funny!

The Crapton probably thinks that when people get a hole in them, they go
"FF-fff-fff-fft" and fly around the room.

DSK