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Joe January 30th 05 02:12 PM

No sailing today :0(
 
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60 today.
Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash down the boat.

Joe


bell January 30th 05 04:19 PM

Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with his motor-boat


Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash
down the boat.

Joe





Scott Vernon January 30th 05 04:23 PM

Watch what you say, bell, that's Joe's new drinkin buddy.

SV

"bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with his

motor-boat


Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash
down the boat.

Joe







Joe January 30th 05 06:12 PM

Kate can be my new drinking buddy. Dont know what Mr sails is going to
think of it. This is Sunday, Wine & Crackers right Katy!
I did not know Kate has a Mac.

Joe


katysails January 30th 05 06:25 PM

Katy's mac? What are you talking about? I have a French built Kirie...with
an 18 hp diesel engine that perks along noly to the gas dock and pumpout or
in the channel going out...You've got the worng-o person there Bell...

"bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with his motor-boat


Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash
down the boat.

Joe







katysails January 30th 05 06:27 PM

Kate did not know Kate had a Mac....if she does, she'd better go commit
sailing suicide or sink it or something...and thanks, but I don't eat
crackers and I don't drink....the cheese is fine, though, as long as it's
Swiss or mozzarella...

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Kate can be my new drinking buddy. Dont know what Mr sails is going to
think of it. This is Sunday, Wine & Crackers right Katy!
I did not know Kate has a Mac.

Joe




Capt. Neal® January 30th 05 06:33 PM



An 18 hp pollution machine! Shame on you! Aren't you one of the envirowackos
who decry global warming? Yet you go about your merry way adding to it?

Hypocrite!

CN



"katysails" wrote in message ...
Katy's mac? What are you talking about? I have a French built Kirie...with
an 18 hp diesel engine that perks along noly to the gas dock and pumpout or
in the channel going out...You've got the worng-o person there Bell...

"bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with his motor-boat


Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash
down the boat.

Joe







bell January 30th 05 07:08 PM

12 pack and all

Scott Vernon wrote:
Watch what you say, bell, that's Joe's new drinkin buddy.

SV

"bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with
his motor-boat


Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash
down the boat.

Joe





bell January 30th 05 07:10 PM

Pay attention please. Nowhere did I type "Katy"
one typo and I catch hell for it.

Let she who has never typo-ed cast the first icicle


katysails wrote:
Katy's mac? What are you talking about? I have a French
built Kirie...with an 18 hp diesel engine that perks
along noly to the gas dock and pumpout or in the channel
going out...You've got the worng-o person there Bell...
"bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with
his motor-boat Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash
down the boat.

Joe





Joe January 30th 05 07:26 PM

Dont Drink? Not even at Church?
Thats why I go. Couple dozen or thoses little glasses full and some
crackers to.

Joe


Scott Vernon January 30th 05 11:17 PM

Calm down Missy, ding-a-ling meant Cate, not Kate, , as in Jimbo Cate,
the guy who bought the Mac26Xm after everyone here warned him about
it. Jim has been kissing up to Joe, buying him booze and such,
apparently he doesn't have a big brother and wants Joe to beat me up.


Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Katy's mac? What are you talking about? I have a French built

Kirie...with
an 18 hp diesel engine that perks along noly to the gas dock and

pumpout or
in the channel going out...You've got the worng-o person there

Bell...

"bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with his

motor-boat


Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash
down the boat.

Joe









katysails January 31st 05 02:45 AM

Altar wine is watered down and no one drinks it...you touch the chalice to
your lips and that is it...I have a glass of wine with dinner once in a
great while and that's about it...

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Dont Drink? Not even at Church?
Thats why I go. Couple dozen or thoses little glasses full and some
crackers to.

Joe




katysails January 31st 05 02:47 AM

Huh? Where'd you get that? I'm not an enviro whacko at all...I try to be
as environmentally correct as I can, but I certainly haven't run out and
joined Greenpeace or anything like that...and BYW, diesel is a cleaner fuel
that burning gas like your outboard does....and it smells better...but then,
almost anything smells better than you..

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


An 18 hp pollution machine! Shame on you! Aren't you one of the
envirowackos
who decry global warming? Yet you go about your merry way adding to it?

Hypocrite!

CN



"katysails" wrote in message
...
Katy's mac? What are you talking about? I have a French built
Kirie...with an 18 hp diesel engine that perks along noly to the gas dock
and pumpout or in the channel going out...You've got the worng-o person
there Bell...

"bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with his motor-boat


Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash
down the boat.

Joe






katysails January 31st 05 02:49 AM

You're forgiven....you would have reacted the same way if you thought
someone had accused you of owning a Mac26XYZ or whatever model is out there
now..

"bell" wrote in message
...
Pay attention please. Nowhere did I type "Katy"
one typo and I catch hell for it.

Let she who has never typo-ed cast the first icicle


katysails wrote:
Katy's mac? What are you talking about? I have a French
built Kirie...with an 18 hp diesel engine that perks
along noly to the gas dock and pumpout or in the channel
going out...You've got the worng-o person there Bell...
"bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with
his motor-boat Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash
down the boat.

Joe







katysails January 31st 05 02:50 AM

I have already forgiven ding-dong for his typo....( sure it wasn't a
Freudian slip?)

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Calm down Missy, ding-a-ling meant Cate, not Kate, , as in Jimbo Cate,
the guy who bought the Mac26Xm after everyone here warned him about
it. Jim has been kissing up to Joe, buying him booze and such,
apparently he doesn't have a big brother and wants Joe to beat me up.


Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Katy's mac? What are you talking about? I have a French built

Kirie...with
an 18 hp diesel engine that perks along noly to the gas dock and

pumpout or
in the channel going out...You've got the worng-o person there

Bell...

"bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with his

motor-boat


Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to wash
down the boat.

Joe










Joe January 31st 05 03:04 AM

Thats It? Why do they water it down then?

Jesus made wine out of water right? He would be ****ed if he found out
you guys were turning it back into water.

joe


katysails January 31st 05 03:17 AM

I doubt that Jesus would be PO'd about that at alll...historically, in
Jesus' time, wine was customarily watered when served; symbolically, the
wine that is watered at Offertory is the Blood of Christ and the water and
wine (blood) together symbolize the water and blood that flowed from Jesus's
side when the soldier pieced Him....
"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Thats It? Why do they water it down then?

Jesus made wine out of water right? He would be ****ed if he found out
you guys were turning it back into water.

joe




Scott Vernon January 31st 05 03:24 AM

You must belong to a cheap church. We pour Mogan David and chug it
all down.

SV


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Altar wine is watered down and no one drinks it...you touch the

chalice to
your lips and that is it...I have a glass of wine with dinner once

in a
great while and that's about it...

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Dont Drink? Not even at Church?
Thats why I go. Couple dozen or thoses little glasses full and

some
crackers to.

Joe






Capt. Neal® January 31st 05 06:05 AM


"katysails" wrote


joined Greenpeace or anything like that...and BYW, diesel is a cleaner fuel
that burning gas like your outboard does...


Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahah ahhahahhahahahhaha!

Talk about stupid. That statement is as stupid as they get. My outboard Honda
four-stroke meets stringent California emission standards while your diesel meets NO
emission standards. It's truly amazing how people create their own reality so they
don't have to admit they are hypocrites.

CN

bell February 1st 05 05:20 AM

katysails wrote:
You're forgiven....you would have reacted the same way if
you thought someone had accused you of owning a Mac26XYZ
or whatever model is out there now..


??????
*I'M* forgiven for your comprehension skills? *I'M* forgiven????????
You sure have a warped interpretation of yourself.


"bell" wrote in message
...
Pay attention please. Nowhere did I type "Katy"
one typo and I catch hell for it.

Let she who has never typo-ed cast the first icicle


katysails wrote:
Katy's mac? What are you talking about? I have a
French built Kirie...with an 18 hp diesel engine that
perks along noly to the gas dock and pumpout or in the
channel going out...You've got the worng-o person there
Bell... "bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing" with
his motor-boat Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to
wash down the boat.

Joe





bell February 1st 05 05:22 AM

katysails wrote:
I have already forgiven ding-dong for his typo....( sure
it wasn't a Freudian slip?)



Again...you are forgiving *me* because you can't pay attention and you
think that the whole world revolves around you? I guess all those years
of ice and snow has really effected your remaining brain cells.


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Calm down Missy, ding-a-ling meant Cate, not Kate, , as
in Jimbo Cate, the guy who bought the Mac26Xm after
everyone here warned him about it. Jim has been kissing
up to Joe, buying him booze and such, apparently he
doesn't have a big brother and wants Joe to beat me up. Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Katy's mac? What are you talking about? I have a
French built Kirie...with an 18 hp diesel engine that
perks along noly to the gas dock and pumpout or in the
channel going out...You've got the worng-o person there
Bell... "bell" wrote in message
...
Borrow kate's mac and both of you can go "sailing"
with his motor-boat Joe wrote:
Just no wind at all, foggy, drizzel, sucks.
And man it's cold, it's only 54 and will not get to 60
today. Oh well maybe later this week....good day to
wash down the boat.

Joe





Joe February 1st 05 04:54 PM


katysails wrote:
I doubt that Jesus would be PO'd about that at alll...historically,

in
Jesus' time, wine was customarily watered when served; symbolically,

the
wine that is watered at Offertory is the Blood of Christ and the

water and
wine (blood) together symbolize the water and blood that flowed from

Jesus's
side when the soldier pieced Him....




I did not know water and blood flowed from Jesus's side. Why water?

Joe



"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Thats It? Why do they water it down then?

Jesus made wine out of water right? He would be ****ed if he found

out
you guys were turning it back into water.

joe



katysails February 2nd 05 03:40 AM

If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

katysails wrote:
I doubt that Jesus would be PO'd about that at alll...historically,

in
Jesus' time, wine was customarily watered when served; symbolically,

the
wine that is watered at Offertory is the Blood of Christ and the

water and
wine (blood) together symbolize the water and blood that flowed from

Jesus's
side when the soldier pieced Him....




I did not know water and blood flowed from Jesus's side. Why water?

Joe



"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Thats It? Why do they water it down then?

Jesus made wine out of water right? He would be ****ed if he found

out
you guys were turning it back into water.

joe





Capt. Neal® February 2nd 05 04:06 AM


"katysails" wrote in message ...
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


GROSS!

katysails February 2nd 05 11:58 AM

Undoubtedly....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


GROSS!




DSK February 2nd 05 12:15 PM

"katysails" wrote
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


Crap'n Neal® wrote:
GROSS!


Extremely painful too, no doubt.

BTW a master's license includes first aid & CPR... seems to me you just
flunked that part... still pretending?

DSK


Capt. Mooron February 2nd 05 01:47 PM


"DSK" wrote in message
...
"katysails" wrote
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


Crap'n Neal® wrote:
GROSS!


Extremely painful too, no doubt.

BTW a master's license includes first aid & CPR... seems to me you just
flunked that part... still pretending?


Let's all say it together now...SUCKING CHEST WOUND!

CM



Capt. Neal® February 2nd 05 10:22 PM

I have a USCG Master Mariner license. Didn't you see it when I posted
the link to it?

Here it is again, just in case:

http://captneal.homestead.com/files/mastermariner.jpg

CN


"DSK" wrote in message ...
BTW a master's license includes first aid & CPR... seems to me you just
flunked that part... still pretending?

DSK


katysails February 3rd 05 03:36 AM

All you have to do to get your first aid and CPR cards is administer to a
rubber dummy....so he probably knows how to blow up his rubber dolly and
then apply the plastic patches when she ruptures...

"DSK" wrote in message
...
"katysails" wrote
If your lungs are pierced, fluid flows out...


Crap'n Neal® wrote:
GROSS!


Extremely painful too, no doubt.

BTW a master's license includes first aid & CPR... seems to me you just
flunked that part... still pretending?

DSK




DSK February 3rd 05 02:30 PM

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Let's all say it together now...SUCKING CHEST WOUND!


And believe me, nothing sucks like a chest wound (ba-bop-bop)

katysails wrote:
All you have to do to get your first aid and CPR cards is administer to a
rubber dummy....so he probably knows how to blow up his rubber dolly and
then apply the plastic patches when she ruptures...


Now *that* was funny!

The Crapton probably thinks that when people get a hole in them, they go
"FF-fff-fff-fft" and fly around the room.

DSK




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