There are so many losers here on this group.
 

I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and
stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these
two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get
together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

The first paragraph of your wonderful and timely post is undeniable.

I do not think a relationship with the beautiful and elegant Katysails would
work out. She, being the very essence of feminity, understands and practices
the art of hero worship as all properly feminine women do. Of course the
heroes being worshipped are those who are truly masculine. I fear for dear
Katy's safety, for in my presence, her hero worshipping will go full kilter
and she will be in the state of constant swooning. Of what use is a woman
who constantly raising the back of her hand to her forehead and falling to
the floor? It would take years, possibly decades, for the chemicals in her
body to balance for her to worship to such a high level of manliness and
remain conscious. If she did achieve such a state of conditioning, she would
find lesser men to be wimps, men such as John Wayne, Barry Goldwater, Ronald
Reagan, Davey Crockett would no longer be Titans, the would be mere
homonculums.

Never the less, your recommendation is exceedingly brilliant, the
predicament it proposes aside.


Gilligan

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and
stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these
two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get
together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

Well done Dr. Neal Warren.

BTW I've seen your commerical on TV.

You have that 52 points of compatability test a 20.00 value that your
giving away free right?
Are you going to charge them for your services?

Joe

I'm getting so rich off my eHarmony matchmaking site that I
can afford to give my services away for free once in a while.

Dr. Neal Clark Warren
aka Capt. Neal


"Joe" wrote in message ups.com...
Well done Dr. Neal Warren.

BTW I've seen your commerical on TV.

You have that 52 points of compatability test a 20.00 value that your
giving away free right?
Are you going to charge them for your services?

Joe

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few.


Can you name some of the others?

SV

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few.


Can you name some of the other assholes?

Well, that Scotty, for one...

You're such a poor sad man...having to project all your difficulties on
others....BTW, Lonny would be one heck of an ugly transvestite...he's a
pretty solid guy...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.
However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and stagnating because
of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get together. This
would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

Yeah...right...that's me all over ( puts hand to forehead and...swoons???)

"Gilligan" wrote in message
.net...
The first paragraph of your wonderful and timely post is undeniable.

I do not think a relationship with the beautiful and elegant Katysails
would
work out. She, being the very essence of feminity, understands and
practices
the art of hero worship as all properly feminine women do. Of course the
heroes being worshipped are those who are truly masculine. I fear for dear
Katy's safety, for in my presence, her hero worshipping will go full
kilter
and she will be in the state of constant swooning. Of what use is a woman
who constantly raising the back of her hand to her forehead and falling to
the floor? It would take years, possibly decades, for the chemicals in her
body to balance for her to worship to such a high level of manliness and
remain conscious. If she did achieve such a state of conditioning, she
would
find lesser men to be wimps, men such as John Wayne, Barry Goldwater,
Ronald
Reagan, Davey Crockett would no longer be Titans, the would be mere
homonculums.

Never the less, your recommendation is exceedingly brilliant, the
predicament it proposes aside.


Gilligan

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and
stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these
two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get
together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

Katy wrote:
"Lonny would be one heck of an ugly transvestite...he's a
pretty solid guy..."

Thanks. I am glad you didn't write "a solid, pretty guy"!

Lonny Bruce
--
Enjoy my new sailing web site
http://sail247.com


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're such a poor sad man...having to project all your difficulties on
others....BTW, Lonny would be one heck of an ugly transvestite...he's a
pretty solid guy...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.
However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and stagnating because
of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get together. This
would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

"Wally" wrote in message
k...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few.


Can you name some of the other assholes?

Well, that Scotty, for one...


which one?