There are so many losers here on this group.
 

I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and
stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these
two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get
together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

The first paragraph of your wonderful and timely post is undeniable.

I do not think a relationship with the beautiful and elegant Katysails would
work out. She, being the very essence of feminity, understands and practices
the art of hero worship as all properly feminine women do. Of course the
heroes being worshipped are those who are truly masculine. I fear for dear
Katy's safety, for in my presence, her hero worshipping will go full kilter
and she will be in the state of constant swooning. Of what use is a woman
who constantly raising the back of her hand to her forehead and falling to
the floor? It would take years, possibly decades, for the chemicals in her
body to balance for her to worship to such a high level of manliness and
remain conscious. If she did achieve such a state of conditioning, she would
find lesser men to be wimps, men such as John Wayne, Barry Goldwater, Ronald
Reagan, Davey Crockett would no longer be Titans, the would be mere
homonculums.

Never the less, your recommendation is exceedingly brilliant, the
predicament it proposes aside.


Gilligan

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and
stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these
two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get
together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

Well done Dr. Neal Warren.

BTW I've seen your commerical on TV.

You have that 52 points of compatability test a 20.00 value that your
giving away free right?
Are you going to charge them for your services?

Joe

I'm getting so rich off my eHarmony matchmaking site that I
can afford to give my services away for free once in a while.

Dr. Neal Clark Warren
aka Capt. Neal


"Joe" wrote in message ups.com...
Well done Dr. Neal Warren.

BTW I've seen your commerical on TV.

You have that 52 points of compatability test a 20.00 value that your
giving away free right?
Are you going to charge them for your services?

Joe

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few.


Can you name some of the others?

SV

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few.


Can you name some of the other assholes?

Well, that Scotty, for one...

You're such a poor sad man...having to project all your difficulties on
others....BTW, Lonny would be one heck of an ugly transvestite...he's a
pretty solid guy...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.
However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and stagnating because
of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get together. This
would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

Yeah...right...that's me all over ( puts hand to forehead and...swoons???)

"Gilligan" wrote in message
.net...
The first paragraph of your wonderful and timely post is undeniable.

I do not think a relationship with the beautiful and elegant Katysails
would
work out. She, being the very essence of feminity, understands and
practices
the art of hero worship as all properly feminine women do. Of course the
heroes being worshipped are those who are truly masculine. I fear for dear
Katy's safety, for in my presence, her hero worshipping will go full
kilter
and she will be in the state of constant swooning. Of what use is a woman
who constantly raising the back of her hand to her forehead and falling to
the floor? It would take years, possibly decades, for the chemicals in her
body to balance for her to worship to such a high level of manliness and
remain conscious. If she did achieve such a state of conditioning, she
would
find lesser men to be wimps, men such as John Wayne, Barry Goldwater,
Ronald
Reagan, Davey Crockett would no longer be Titans, the would be mere
homonculums.

Never the less, your recommendation is exceedingly brilliant, the
predicament it proposes aside.


Gilligan

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and
stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these
two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get
together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

Katy wrote:
"Lonny would be one heck of an ugly transvestite...he's a
pretty solid guy..."

Thanks. I am glad you didn't write "a solid, pretty guy"!

Lonny Bruce
--
Enjoy my new sailing web site
http://sail247.com


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're such a poor sad man...having to project all your difficulties on
others....BTW, Lonny would be one heck of an ugly transvestite...he's a
pretty solid guy...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.
However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and stagnating because
of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get together. This
would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

"Wally" wrote in message
k...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote ...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few.


Can you name some of the other assholes?

Well, that Scotty, for one...


which one?

I met him several years ago when he came down to the Keys.
He was with a girlfriend. I thought two girls were walking
into the restaurant. Both were quite pretty.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
You're such a poor sad man...having to project all your difficulties on others....BTW, Lonny would be one heck of an ugly
transvestite...he's a pretty solid guy...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.
However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

Are you swooning right now?



"katysails" wrote in message
...
Yeah...right...that's me all over ( puts hand to forehead
and...swoons???)

"Gilligan" wrote in message
.net...
The first paragraph of your wonderful and timely post is undeniable.

I do not think a relationship with the beautiful and elegant Katysails
would
work out. She, being the very essence of feminity, understands and
practices
the art of hero worship as all properly feminine women do. Of course the
heroes being worshipped are those who are truly masculine. I fear for
dear
Katy's safety, for in my presence, her hero worshipping will go full
kilter
and she will be in the state of constant swooning. Of what use is a
woman
who constantly raising the back of her hand to her forehead and falling
to
the floor? It would take years, possibly decades, for the chemicals in
her
body to balance for her to worship to such a high level of manliness and
remain conscious. If she did achieve such a state of conditioning, she
would
find lesser men to be wimps, men such as John Wayne, Barry Goldwater,
Ronald
Reagan, Davey Crockett would no longer be Titans, the would be mere
homonculums.

Never the less, your recommendation is exceedingly brilliant, the
predicament it proposes aside.


Gilligan

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and
stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these
two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get
together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

Lonny and I are acquainted with each other...he is not pretty...but he is
fairly good-looking...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I met him several years ago when he came down to the Keys.
He was with a girlfriend. I thought two girls were walking
into the restaurant. Both were quite pretty.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're such a poor sad man...having to project all your difficulties on
others....BTW, Lonny would be one heck of an ugly transvestite...he's a
pretty solid guy...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.
However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and stagnating
because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these two embody
it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get together.
This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

No...then I wouldn't be able to type...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
k.net...
Are you swooning right now?



"katysails" wrote in message
...
Yeah...right...that's me all over ( puts hand to forehead
and...swoons???)

"Gilligan" wrote in message
.net...
The first paragraph of your wonderful and timely post is undeniable.

I do not think a relationship with the beautiful and elegant Katysails
would
work out. She, being the very essence of feminity, understands and
practices
the art of hero worship as all properly feminine women do. Of course
the
heroes being worshipped are those who are truly masculine. I fear for
dear
Katy's safety, for in my presence, her hero worshipping will go full
kilter
and she will be in the state of constant swooning. Of what use is a
woman
who constantly raising the back of her hand to her forehead and falling
to
the floor? It would take years, possibly decades, for the chemicals in
her
body to balance for her to worship to such a high level of manliness
and
remain conscious. If she did achieve such a state of conditioning, she
would
find lesser men to be wimps, men such as John Wayne, Barry Goldwater,
Ronald
Reagan, Davey Crockett would no longer be Titans, the would be mere
homonculums.

Never the less, your recommendation is exceedingly brilliant, the
predicament it proposes aside.


Gilligan

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and
stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these
two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get
together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

I thought you said he was a hunk!?

Seahag

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Lonny and I are acquainted with each other...he is not pretty...but he is
fairly good-looking...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I met him several years ago when he came down to the Keys.
He was with a girlfriend. I thought two girls were walking
into the restaurant. Both were quite pretty.

Yeah...well, I didn't want to share that here...now I'll blush next time I
see him..


"Seahag" wrote in message
...
I thought you said he was a hunk!?

Seahag

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Lonny and I are acquainted with each other...he is not pretty...but he is
fairly good-looking...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I met him several years ago when he came down to the Keys.
He was with a girlfriend. I thought two girls were walking
into the restaurant. Both were quite pretty.

I notice the space bar has been hit a few times too many.



"katysails" wrote in message
...
No...then I wouldn't be able to type...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
k.net...
Are you swooning right now?



"katysails" wrote in message
...
Yeah...right...that's me all over ( puts hand to forehead
and...swoons???)

"Gilligan" wrote in message
.net...
The first paragraph of your wonderful and timely post is undeniable.

I do not think a relationship with the beautiful and elegant
Katysails
would
work out. She, being the very essence of feminity, understands and
practices
the art of hero worship as all properly feminine women do. Of course
the
heroes being worshipped are those who are truly masculine. I fear for
dear
Katy's safety, for in my presence, her hero worshipping will go full
kilter
and she will be in the state of constant swooning. Of what use is a
woman
who constantly raising the back of her hand to her forehead and
falling
to
the floor? It would take years, possibly decades, for the chemicals
in
her
body to balance for her to worship to such a high level of manliness
and
remain conscious. If she did achieve such a state of conditioning,
she
would
find lesser men to be wimps, men such as John Wayne, Barry Goldwater,
Ronald
Reagan, Davey Crockett would no longer be Titans, the would be mere
homonculums.

Never the less, your recommendation is exceedingly brilliant, the
predicament it proposes aside.


Gilligan

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and
stagnating because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these
two embody it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get
together. This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

Well done Capt Neil Warren Phd.

You should sell out and run with millions!

Sorry I can not use your fine services, I found my soulmate 20+ years
ago. She a fire cracker, but hey thats what i was looking for.

Joe

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:49:16 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

I met him several years ago when he came down to the Keys.
He was with a girlfriend. I thought two girls were walking
into the restaurant. Both were quite pretty.


They were too old for you.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"katysails" wrote in message
...

When you can't type, you Katytype!!!


Regards

Donal
--



No...then I wouldn't be able to type...

"Gilligan" wrote in message
k.net...
Are you swooning right now?

After all these many years I see kneal still has too tight a grip on his
tiller. There are so many losers here on this group

Let's see.........MastHed, Boob**** and now LeeShroud? All AOLosers too


LeeShroud wrote:
After all these many years I see kneal still has too
tight a grip on his tiller. There are so many losers
here on this group

Don't forget JAXAssby!

"bell" wrote in message ...
Let's see.........MastHed, Boob**** and now LeeShroud? All AOLosers too


LeeShroud wrote:
After all these many years I see kneal still has too
tight a grip on his tiller. There are so many losers
here on this group

Oh yeah, him too.

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Don't forget JAXAssby!

"bell" wrote in message
...
Let's see.........MastHed, Boob**** and now LeeShroud? All AOLosers too
LeeShroud wrote:
After all these many years I see kneal still has too
tight a grip on his tiller. There are so many losers
here on this group

I met him several years ago when he came down to the Keys.
He was with a girlfriend

HA! I remember that girl. What a head case she was! When we were in Key
West she kind of flipped out, locked herself in the bathroom and wouldn't
come out. Oh, man.

I also met captkeywest on that trip, along with the two women (one of which
was an occasional poster to this newsgroup) that you introduced me. Sorry,
I can't remember her handle.

Lonny

--
Enjoy my new sailing web site
http://sail247.com
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I met him several years ago when he came down to the Keys.
He was with a girlfriend. I thought two girls were walking
into the restaurant. Both were quite pretty.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're such a poor sad man...having to project all your difficulties on
others....BTW, Lonny would be one heck of an ugly transvestite...he's a
pretty solid guy...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.
However, I can't help but notice there are a lot on lonely
losers posting to this group.

Take Katysails, for example. She's lonely. She has no life.
Her marriage is very unfulfilling and she's bitter and stagnating
because of it. I shall share my competence
and become a matchmaker. It is clear Katysails and
Gilligan need to get together and pursue a relationship.
They are made for each other.

Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Then, there is Haggie. This is a hard case. I suggest Haggie
take up with Jack Daniels and pursue that relationship to the
tune of a fifth a day. This would perhaps give enough balls
to get away from the dock and go sailing.

And, there's a perfect match in the making between two
more desperate women. I suggest Gaynz and Binary Bill
get together and explore their mutual fascination with
all things anal. If there was a ever compatible pair these two embody
it.

Matchmaking is fun, isn't it. There is another very compatible
pair here who should admit their true proclivities and get together.
This would be Horvath and Lonny Bruce. Horvath
has made it clear he loves to watch women strip down to
their glorious nakedness. Lonny Bruce is clearly a woman
at heart and it is rumored that he's a transsexual who only
needs to have one more operation to make himself a woman
beautiful enough to be a paid stripper. Go for it Horry!

There is one problem I can see with my matchmaking. That
is Bobsprit will be awfully envious of Binary Bill because
Bobsprit has lusted in his heart for Gaynz for many years.

I hope this helps.

Capt. Neal

"Lonny Bruce" wrote in message news:WUeLd.108$0O4.27@trnddc03...
I met him several years ago when he came down to the Keys.
He was with a girlfriend

HA! I remember that girl. What a head case she was! When we were in Key
West she kind of flipped out, locked herself in the bathroom and wouldn't
come out. Oh, man.

I also met captkeywest on that trip, along with the two women (one of which
was an occasional poster to this newsgroup) that you introduced me. Sorry,
I can't remember her handle.

Lonny

keywestwym at AO hell was her handle. She's now out in the Rockies somewhere.

CN

Ah well, enjoy the view!

Seahag

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Yeah...well, I didn't want to share that here...now I'll blush next time I
see him..


"Seahag" wrote in message
...
I thought you said he was a hunk!?

Seahag

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Lonny and I are acquainted with each other...he is not pretty...but he
is fairly good-looking...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I met him several years ago when he came down to the Keys.
He was with a girlfriend. I thought two girls were walking
into the restaurant. Both were quite pretty.

That's right. I miss her.

Lonny

--
Enjoy my new sailing web site
http://sail247.com
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lonny Bruce" wrote in message
news:WUeLd.108$0O4.27@trnddc03...
I met him several years ago when he came down to the Keys.
He was with a girlfriend

HA! I remember that girl. What a head case she was! When we were in
Key West she kind of flipped out, locked herself in the bathroom and
wouldn't come out. Oh, man.

I also met captkeywest on that trip, along with the two women (one of
which was an occasional poster to this newsgroup) that you introduced me.
Sorry, I can't remember her handle.

Lonny

keywestwym at AO hell was her handle. She's now out in the Rockies
somewhere.
CN

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

I, Capt. Neal, am one of the few who are blessed with
abundant intelligence, good looks, extreme competence,
superior understanding, and world-wide fame and ad-
ulation.

You are sooo humble. lol


Now there's the newcomer, Miss Mo'Lissa. She is clearly
a lonely and needy person who would give almost anything
for a good man in her life. I suggest Miss Mo'Lissa contact
Capt. Mooron as the two of them are both snow belt weirdos
and neither of them know how to sail. This is also a match
made in heaven as Miss Mo'Lissa loves to abuse men and
Mooron is a girly man who loves to be abused and dominated.

Whatsamatter, Capt. Neal? You trying to hook up Capt. Mooron so it clears
the way for you to have a chance with me? rofl


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