Why reading Katysail posts is a waste of time.
 

Katysails posts are a waste of time for several reasons.

Among them are the following:

Katy's posts are never about sailing.
Katy's posts are rarely about anything interesting.
Katy's posts are mostly unintelligible.
Katy's posts are always ignorant.
Katy's posts demonstrate the meaning of the word, "uninformed."
Katy's posts are generally lubberly.
Katy's posts are usually boring.
Katy's posts are predominantly stale and tired.
Katy's posts are primarily pugnacious.
Katy's posts engender pity.
Katy's posts make me ill.
Katy and her posts have no sex appeal.

CN

And you just can't wait for the next one to appear...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Katysails posts are a waste of time for several reasons.

Among them are the following:

Katy's posts are never about sailing.
Katy's posts are rarely about anything interesting.
Katy's posts are mostly unintelligible.
Katy's posts are always ignorant.
Katy's posts demonstrate the meaning of the word, "uninformed."
Katy's posts are generally lubberly.
Katy's posts are usually boring.
Katy's posts are predominantly stale and tired.
Katy's posts are primarily pugnacious.
Katy's posts engender pity.
Katy's posts make me ill.
Katy and her posts have no sex appeal.

CN

Um... I hate to be the one to point this out, Capt neal&bob...but....

You are distinctly lacking in sex appeal! (But your utter lack of
couth is charming!)

Keep posting, Katy! The ladies are outnumbered but most certainly not
outgunned!

On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:41:47 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

Katysails posts are a waste of time for several reasons.

Among them are the following:

Katy's posts are never about sailing.
Katy's posts are rarely about anything interesting.
Katy's posts are mostly unintelligible.
Katy's posts are always ignorant.
Katy's posts demonstrate the meaning of the word, "uninformed."
Katy's posts are generally lubberly.
Katy's posts are usually boring.
Katy's posts are predominantly stale and tired.
Katy's posts are primarily pugnacious.
Katy's posts engender pity.
Katy's posts make me ill.
Katy and her posts have no sex appeal.

CN

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote

Keep posting, Katy! The ladies are outnumbered but most certainly
not
outgunned!

Gun? What guns do you own?

Yawn. Been there, done that. Yes, I have guns.

maybe you aren't getting enough fiber in your diet, dear!

On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 02:25:57 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:


"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote

Keep posting, Katy! The ladies are outnumbered but most certainly
not
outgunned!

Gun? What guns do you own?

Miss Mo'Lissa wrote in message
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Yawn. Been there, done that. Yes, I have guns.

maybe you aren't getting enough fiber in your diet, dear!

Go on-humour him. we haven't had a gun thread going for a couple of days and
he is getting withdrawal symptoms...

I've been battling Neal for years and years here...It's really kind of
funny...when he can't bug me one way, he switches gears anad tries and anew
tack until that one fails...right now he's on the "Let's gross her out and
insult her" tack. Last month was "I have replaced your altar in the v-berth
with someone else's totem" tack. It's pretty cyclical. He doesn't take his
meds like he's supposed to..

"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message
...
Um... I hate to be the one to point this out, Capt neal&bob...but....

You are distinctly lacking in sex appeal! (But your utter lack of
couth is charming!)

Keep posting, Katy! The ladies are outnumbered but most certainly not
outgunned!

On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:41:47 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

Katysails posts are a waste of time for several reasons.

Among them are the following:

Katy's posts are never about sailing.
Katy's posts are rarely about anything interesting.
Katy's posts are mostly unintelligible.
Katy's posts are always ignorant.
Katy's posts demonstrate the meaning of the word, "uninformed."
Katy's posts are generally lubberly.
Katy's posts are usually boring.
Katy's posts are predominantly stale and tired.
Katy's posts are primarily pugnacious.
Katy's posts engender pity.
Katy's posts make me ill.
Katy and her posts have no sex appeal.

CN

katysails wrote:
He doesn't take his
meds like he's supposed to..

I wonder if Florida has CTOs?

Cheers
Marty

I, for one, find Katysails post of a highly stimulating nature. The thought
of that beehive bouncing with each keystroke, those long painted nails
ocassionally hitting the wrong key, the points of the bullet bra
inadvertently stroking the space key, the smell of boiling monkey soup in
the background, the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976
Oldsmobile...

Miss Terry doesn't come close.

Gilligan


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Katysails posts are a waste of time for several reasons.

Among them are the following:

Katy's posts are never about sailing.
Katy's posts are rarely about anything interesting.
Katy's posts are mostly unintelligible.
Katy's posts are always ignorant.
Katy's posts demonstrate the meaning of the word, "uninformed."
Katy's posts are generally lubberly.
Katy's posts are usually boring.
Katy's posts are predominantly stale and tired.
Katy's posts are primarily pugnacious.
Katy's posts engender pity.
Katy's posts make me ill.
Katy and her posts have no sex appeal.

CN

Gilligan wrote:
the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976
Oldsmobile...

76 Olds, nah, more like a powder blue Corvair, ragtop of course,

Cheers
Marty