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Why reading Katysail posts is a waste of time.
Katysails posts are a waste of time for several reasons.
Among them are the following: Katy's posts are never about sailing. Katy's posts are rarely about anything interesting. Katy's posts are mostly unintelligible. Katy's posts are always ignorant. Katy's posts demonstrate the meaning of the word, "uninformed." Katy's posts are generally lubberly. Katy's posts are usually boring. Katy's posts are predominantly stale and tired. Katy's posts are primarily pugnacious. Katy's posts engender pity. Katy's posts make me ill. Katy and her posts have no sex appeal. CN |
And you just can't wait for the next one to appear...
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Katysails posts are a waste of time for several reasons. Among them are the following: Katy's posts are never about sailing. Katy's posts are rarely about anything interesting. Katy's posts are mostly unintelligible. Katy's posts are always ignorant. Katy's posts demonstrate the meaning of the word, "uninformed." Katy's posts are generally lubberly. Katy's posts are usually boring. Katy's posts are predominantly stale and tired. Katy's posts are primarily pugnacious. Katy's posts engender pity. Katy's posts make me ill. Katy and her posts have no sex appeal. CN |
Um... I hate to be the one to point this out, Capt neal&bob...but....
You are distinctly lacking in sex appeal! (But your utter lack of couth is charming!) Keep posting, Katy! The ladies are outnumbered but most certainly not outgunned! On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:41:47 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: Katysails posts are a waste of time for several reasons. Among them are the following: Katy's posts are never about sailing. Katy's posts are rarely about anything interesting. Katy's posts are mostly unintelligible. Katy's posts are always ignorant. Katy's posts demonstrate the meaning of the word, "uninformed." Katy's posts are generally lubberly. Katy's posts are usually boring. Katy's posts are predominantly stale and tired. Katy's posts are primarily pugnacious. Katy's posts engender pity. Katy's posts make me ill. Katy and her posts have no sex appeal. CN |
"Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote Keep posting, Katy! The ladies are outnumbered but most certainly not outgunned! Gun? What guns do you own? |
Yawn. Been there, done that. Yes, I have guns.
maybe you aren't getting enough fiber in your diet, dear! On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 02:25:57 -0500, "Scott Vernon" wrote: "Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote Keep posting, Katy! The ladies are outnumbered but most certainly not outgunned! Gun? What guns do you own? |
Miss Mo'Lissa wrote in message ... Yawn. Been there, done that. Yes, I have guns. maybe you aren't getting enough fiber in your diet, dear! Go on-humour him. we haven't had a gun thread going for a couple of days and he is getting withdrawal symptoms... |
I've been battling Neal for years and years here...It's really kind of
funny...when he can't bug me one way, he switches gears anad tries and anew tack until that one fails...right now he's on the "Let's gross her out and insult her" tack. Last month was "I have replaced your altar in the v-berth with someone else's totem" tack. It's pretty cyclical. He doesn't take his meds like he's supposed to.. "Miss Mo'Lissa" wrote in message ... Um... I hate to be the one to point this out, Capt neal&bob...but.... You are distinctly lacking in sex appeal! (But your utter lack of couth is charming!) Keep posting, Katy! The ladies are outnumbered but most certainly not outgunned! On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:41:47 -0500, Capt. Neal® wrote: Katysails posts are a waste of time for several reasons. Among them are the following: Katy's posts are never about sailing. Katy's posts are rarely about anything interesting. Katy's posts are mostly unintelligible. Katy's posts are always ignorant. Katy's posts demonstrate the meaning of the word, "uninformed." Katy's posts are generally lubberly. Katy's posts are usually boring. Katy's posts are predominantly stale and tired. Katy's posts are primarily pugnacious. Katy's posts engender pity. Katy's posts make me ill. Katy and her posts have no sex appeal. CN |
katysails wrote:
He doesn't take his meds like he's supposed to.. I wonder if Florida has CTOs? Cheers Marty |
I, for one, find Katysails post of a highly stimulating nature. The thought
of that beehive bouncing with each keystroke, those long painted nails ocassionally hitting the wrong key, the points of the bullet bra inadvertently stroking the space key, the smell of boiling monkey soup in the background, the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976 Oldsmobile... Miss Terry doesn't come close. Gilligan "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Katysails posts are a waste of time for several reasons. Among them are the following: Katy's posts are never about sailing. Katy's posts are rarely about anything interesting. Katy's posts are mostly unintelligible. Katy's posts are always ignorant. Katy's posts demonstrate the meaning of the word, "uninformed." Katy's posts are generally lubberly. Katy's posts are usually boring. Katy's posts are predominantly stale and tired. Katy's posts are primarily pugnacious. Katy's posts engender pity. Katy's posts make me ill. Katy and her posts have no sex appeal. CN |
Gilligan wrote:
the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976 Oldsmobile... 76 Olds, nah, more like a powder blue Corvair, ragtop of course, Cheers Marty |
Martin Baxter wrote:
Gilligan wrote: the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976 Oldsmobile... 76 Olds, nah, more like a powder blue Corvair, ragtop of course, Like this, (only blue): http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...20295 33&rd=1 Cheers Marty |
Edgar wrote:
we haven't had a gun thread going for a couple of days Huh? Where have you been? |
"Gilligan" wrote in message et... I, for one, find Katysails post of a highly stimulating nature. The thought of that beehive bouncing with each keystroke, those long painted nails ocassionally hitting the wrong key, the points of the bullet bra inadvertently stroking the space key, the smell of boiling monkey soup in the background, the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976 Oldsmobile... Miss Terry doesn't come close. I would not be able to control myself if the buxom and sexy Miss Terry ever came close to me. She's so hot . . . Joe is a lucky sailor. If Katy came close to me I would not be able to control myself either. That is, my legs would be out of control getting the rest of me away as fast as possible. (I'm allergic to bees, adipose and smart-mouthed women.) Miss Mo'Lissa is probably almost as hot at Miss Terry. (She has to be hot just to keep from freezing up solid.) But the two of them put together can't hold a candle to the delicious, desirable, and lovely LP. CN |
You're right Marty. The Corvair definitely does it.
Gilligan "Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976 Oldsmobile... 76 Olds, nah, more like a powder blue Corvair, ragtop of course, Cheers Marty |
Actually, it was a '65 Mustang that my first husband sold one afternoon when
I was at work...hence...-ex.... "Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976 Oldsmobile... 76 Olds, nah, more like a powder blue Corvair, ragtop of course, Cheers Marty |
Nah...not my style...actually he had it half ruight...I drive a 1002 Olds
Allero right now but the fun car is a white 1986 Bimmer 325IC with red leather upholstery and a black ragtop.... "Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Martin Baxter wrote: Gilligan wrote: the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976 Oldsmobile... 76 Olds, nah, more like a powder blue Corvair, ragtop of course, Like this, (only blue): http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...20295 33&rd=1 Cheers Marty |
What happened to "I love you all to death please leave" jargon? You're off
on another tack..take the pills...please... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Gilligan" wrote in message et... I, for one, find Katysails post of a highly stimulating nature. The thought of that beehive bouncing with each keystroke, those long painted nails ocassionally hitting the wrong key, the points of the bullet bra inadvertently stroking the space key, the smell of boiling monkey soup in the background, the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976 Oldsmobile... Miss Terry doesn't come close. I would not be able to control myself if the buxom and sexy Miss Terry ever came close to me. She's so hot . . . Joe is a lucky sailor. If Katy came close to me I would not be able to control myself either. That is, my legs would be out of control getting the rest of me away as fast as possible. (I'm allergic to bees, adipose and smart-mouthed women.) Miss Mo'Lissa is probably almost as hot at Miss Terry. (She has to be hot just to keep from freezing up solid.) But the two of them put together can't hold a candle to the delicious, desirable, and lovely LP. CN |
On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:52:56 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Nah...not my style...actually he had it half ruight...I drive a 1002 Olds Allero right now I didn't know they still have those around anymore. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
Yeah...they dumped out the Achieva but kept the Allero's...it's a nice car
and drives well and I haven't had any problems with it at all...my previous car was a Grand Am, the old coupe style, and I loved that car...it was a 5 speed and rode low...too bad a kid rear-ended it and totaled it...couldn't straighten the frame...he was hard-wired into his stereo and didn't hear the fire engine siren that I stopped for... "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:52:56 GMT, "katysails" wrote this crap: Nah...not my style...actually he had it half ruight...I drive a 1002 Olds Allero right now I didn't know they still have those around anymore. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
Old car...who's the water buffalo?
"Gilligan" wrote in message k.net... Check out this Oldsmobile! "katysails" wrote in message ... Nah...not my style...actually he had it half ruight...I drive a 1002 Olds Allero right now but the fun car is a white 1986 Bimmer 325IC with red leather upholstery and a black ragtop.... "Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Martin Baxter wrote: Gilligan wrote: the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976 Oldsmobile... 76 Olds, nah, more like a powder blue Corvair, ragtop of course, Like this, (only blue): http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...20295 33&rd=1 Cheers Marty |
Waste of time? isn't that the whole idea of Usenet?
Scotty |
That's Ted Kennedy. That's also his Oldsmobile that is being pulled out of
the water. Care to guess who is in the passenger seat? "katysails" wrote in message ... Old car...who's the water buffalo? "Gilligan" wrote in message k.net... Check out this Oldsmobile! "katysails" wrote in message ... Nah...not my style...actually he had it half ruight...I drive a 1002 Olds Allero right now but the fun car is a white 1986 Bimmer 325IC with red leather upholstery and a black ragtop.... "Martin Baxter" wrote in message ... Martin Baxter wrote: Gilligan wrote: the stilleto heels pushing the gas pedal in her 1976 Oldsmobile... 76 Olds, nah, more like a powder blue Corvair, ragtop of course, Like this, (only blue): http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...20295 33&rd=1 Cheers Marty |
katysails wrote:
Nah...not my style...actually he had it half ruight...I drive a 1002 Olds Allero right now but the fun car is a white 1986 Bimmer 325IC with red leather upholstery and a black ragtop.... Beamer, Olds, Yacht, House in the country, poodles, horses, life is good. Cheers Marty |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: Miss Mo'Lissa is probably almost as hot at Miss Terry. (She has to be hot just to keep from freezing up solid.) But the two of them put together can't hold a candle to the delicious, desirable, and lovely LP. Ahh, trying to make some brownie points, eh? lol LP |
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:GlPMd.42$ds.11@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: Miss Mo'Lissa is probably almost as hot at Miss Terry. (She has to be hot just to keep from freezing up solid.) But the two of them put together can't hold a candle to the delicious, desirable, and lovely LP. Ahh, trying to make some brownie points, eh? lol LP Don't wanna end up Bobbetized! ;-) CN |
Better examine yourself again...that happened a long time ago..
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:GlPMd.42$ds.11@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: Miss Mo'Lissa is probably almost as hot at Miss Terry. (She has to be hot just to keep from freezing up solid.) But the two of them put together can't hold a candle to the delicious, desirable, and lovely LP. Ahh, trying to make some brownie points, eh? lol LP Don't wanna end up Bobbetized! ;-) CN |
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