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Just substitute "Neal" for "Paul".

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Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.

CN


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Just substitute "Neal" for "Paul".

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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:04:44 -0500, Capt. Neal®
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Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.


CN



They're overpaying you.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!
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"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:04:44 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.


CN



They're overpaying you.


The pay is lousy for captains in the Keys. It's usually fifty
bucks for a half-day trip and a hundred bucks for a whole
day.

CN

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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...



"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 17:04:44 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.


CN



They're overpaying you.


The pay is lousy for captains in the Keys. It's usually fifty
bucks for a half-day trip and a hundred bucks for a whole
day.

CN


And, for that they actually expect you to return with the
same number of passengers as you left with.

CN



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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:40:39 -0500, Capt. Neal®
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They're overpaying you.


The pay is lousy for captains in the Keys. It's usually fifty
bucks for a half-day trip and a hundred bucks for a whole
day.



And you have to dance naked for that.





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Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.



You gonna teach them how to dive?



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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.



You gonna teach them how to dive?


No, it's just snorkeling. Maybe they can free dive a little
ways but only a few go down. Most just swim along the
surface and look down.

CN

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"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Scott Vernon" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.



You gonna teach them how to dive?


No, it's just snorkeling. Maybe they can free dive a little
ways but only a few go down. Most just swim along the
surface and look down.


Nice bait! Here I was thinking you didn't like to fish...

LP lol


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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:tR8Id.945$A_.417@okepread03...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Scott Vernon" wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Bwaahahahah ahahah ah hah a hah h ah ahaah!

I just got a job as Captain of a Girl Scout snorkel boat.


You gonna teach them how to dive?


No, it's just snorkeling. Maybe they can free dive a little
ways but only a few go down. Most just swim along the
surface and look down.


Nice bait! Here I was thinking you didn't like to fish...

LP lol


I was expecting to catch a BB fish with that one. :-)

CN



 
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