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That's ok...I ahve two fireplaces and a man already...and a big wooly dog...


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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 02:21:33 GMT, "katysails"
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Well, you fool....it's only in the 20's now...put some clothes back on!



It's toasty warm next to the fireplace. I'd ask you to join me, but
my girlfriend will be right back.


79 isn't that hot inside...when I lived in swampy old St Louis, where
the
humidity is really stenchy, I still set the thermostat for 80....who
wants
to pay electric bills like that? You can always just take off more
clothes...


But I'm already naked.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!



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That's ok...I ahve a fireplace and two men already...and a big wooly

dog...



KINKY !


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"katysails" wrote in message ...
That's ok...I ahve two fireplaces and a man already...and a big wooly dog...


You oughta shear that critter, especially that hairball on the tail.

What's with that anyway? A canine Beehive?

CN
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Sorry Neal,

That is a joy a live aboard will never know "Sex on the floor", in front
of a burning fireplace on a comforter. Ah Yes:__ How well I remember :^)

Ole Thom

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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Sorry Neal,

That is a joy a live aboard will never know "Sex on the floor", in front
of a burning fireplace on a comforter. Ah Yes:__ How well I remember :^)

Ole Thom


Stop your bragging, Ole Thom! I can't even imagine sex in front of
the fireplace with Loree. How sick is that anyway? Not only that,
but for you such things are only a memory while, for me, they are
in the present and ongoing.

And, for your information, LP has a nice fireplace and a fully reclining
loveseat in front of HER fireplace.

CN


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"Capt. Neal®" wrote


Stop your bragging, Ole Thom! I can't even imagine sex in front of
anything with a woman. Not only that,
for you such things are a memory while, for me, they are
but a dream.


CN



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Didn't.t Know you moved ashore, Neal??

When did this happen? By the way, Crapton, a Lovseat by its very nature,
can't be a recliner. Your fairy tale is flawed!!

Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent and I
can remember rolling up in the comforter and falling asleep. The fire
going out and a cold draft coming down the flue. Waking up shivering,
closing the flue, gathering my wife up and rushing back to bed. Usually
for a 2nd session.

Sorry to have to explain this to a "Live Aboard" but it may help to
improve your live aboard dreams. Say hello to the Cat (G)

Ole Thom

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"Thom Stewart" wrote

Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent


whereas, when Cappy is done with sex, he has to SPEND and she
collects.......money, that is.


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Are you calling me a "gold digger", my friend?

LP hahaaaa
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Thom Stewart" wrote

Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent


whereas, when Cappy is done with sex, he has to SPEND and she
collects.......money, that is.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_




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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Didn't.t Know you moved ashore, Neal??


There is oh so many things you don't know ole boy!

When did this happen? By the way, Crapton, a Lovseat by its very nature,
can't be a recliner. Your fairy tale is flawed!!


Modern love seats can and do recline. I can tell you don't
visit furniture stores very often.


Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent and I
can remember rolling up in the comforter and falling asleep. The fire
going out and a cold draft coming down the flue. Waking up shivering,
closing the flue, gathering my wife up and rushing back to bed. Usually
for a 2nd session.


If sex is done properly both partners don't just roll over and go
to sleep. Real men know women prefer to cuddle and enjoy the
warmth of the afterglow for a while. This is also a good time
to engage in some pillow talk and whispering sweet nothings.


Sorry to have to explain this to a "Live Aboard" but it may help to
improve your live aboard dreams. Say hello to the Cat (G)


Bwaaaa a a a aaaha hahah a h haha h ha hahahhaha ha ah!
Ole Thom, you're always good for a laugh or two.

If you keep arguing about fireplaces and love seats, I
can always post some pictures just to prove you wrong.

CN

CN


 
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