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Scott Vernon January 11th 05 07:41 PM


"Thom Stewart" wrote

Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent


whereas, when Cappy is done with sex, he has to SPEND and she
collects.......money, that is.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_



Capt. Neal® January 11th 05 11:46 PM


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Didn't.t Know you moved ashore, Neal??


There is oh so many things you don't know ole boy!

When did this happen? By the way, Crapton, a Lovseat by its very nature,
can't be a recliner. Your fairy tale is flawed!!


Modern love seats can and do recline. I can tell you don't
visit furniture stores very often.


Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent and I
can remember rolling up in the comforter and falling asleep. The fire
going out and a cold draft coming down the flue. Waking up shivering,
closing the flue, gathering my wife up and rushing back to bed. Usually
for a 2nd session.


If sex is done properly both partners don't just roll over and go
to sleep. Real men know women prefer to cuddle and enjoy the
warmth of the afterglow for a while. This is also a good time
to engage in some pillow talk and whispering sweet nothings.


Sorry to have to explain this to a "Live Aboard" but it may help to
improve your live aboard dreams. Say hello to the Cat (G)


Bwaaaa a a a aaaha hahah a h haha h ha hahahhaha ha ah!
Ole Thom, you're always good for a laugh or two.

If you keep arguing about fireplaces and love seats, I
can always post some pictures just to prove you wrong.

CN

CN

Donal January 12th 05 12:41 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


If sex is done properly both partners don't just roll over and go
to sleep.


You haven't met the right woman yet.

A man(over the age of 18) falls asleep immediately after the attentions of a
good woman.

I've no idea what the woman does. Perhaps Katy can tell us???



Regards


Donal
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Horvath January 12th 05 12:58 AM

On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 10:54:42 -0800, (Thom Stewart)
wrote this crap:


Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent and I
can remember rolling up in the comforter and falling asleep. The fire
going out and a cold draft coming down the flue. Waking up shivering,
closing the flue, gathering my wife up and rushing back to bed. Usually
for a 2nd session.



I hope your wife didn't catch you with your partner.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Capt. Neal® January 12th 05 01:44 AM

You said "good woman" that leaves out Katy telling us
anything at all.

CN


"Donal" wrote in message ...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


If sex is done properly both partners don't just roll over and go
to sleep.


You haven't met the right woman yet.

A man(over the age of 18) falls asleep immediately after the attentions of a
good woman.

I've no idea what the woman does. Perhaps Katy can tell us???



Regards


Donal
--





katysails January 12th 05 02:29 AM

He's a poodle, dimbulb...they use the tail as a rudder whent hey swim...the
hair assists...the original poodle cut is actually functional...they cut off
a lot of the coat but leave the coat on over joints and over the heart and
lings so the dog can swim in frigid water...had nothing whatsoever to do
with fashion...poodles actually have codred coats like Puli's or Komanors,
but very few people allow them to go corded anymore...which is a relief
since it's very hard to keep clean...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
That's ok...I ahve two fireplaces and a man already...and a big wooly
dog...


You oughta shear that critter, especially that hairball on the tail.

What's with that anyway? A canine Beehive?

CN




katysails January 12th 05 02:31 AM

Shame on you, Thom..the poor cat...

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Didn't.t Know you moved ashore, Neal??

When did this happen? By the way, Crapton, a Lovseat by its very nature,
can't be a recliner. Your fairy tale is flawed!!

Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent and I
can remember rolling up in the comforter and falling asleep. The fire
going out and a cold draft coming down the flue. Waking up shivering,
closing the flue, gathering my wife up and rushing back to bed. Usually
for a 2nd session.

Sorry to have to explain this to a "Live Aboard" but it may help to
improve your live aboard dreams. Say hello to the Cat (G)

Ole Thom




katysails January 12th 05 02:32 AM

She gets out the latest novel and reads for enjoyment...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


If sex is done properly both partners don't just roll over and go
to sleep.


You haven't met the right woman yet.

A man(over the age of 18) falls asleep immediately after the attentions of
a
good woman.

I've no idea what the woman does. Perhaps Katy can tell us???



Regards


Donal
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Lady Pilot January 12th 05 07:12 AM

Are you calling me a "gold digger", my friend?

LP hahaaaa
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Thom Stewart" wrote

Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent


whereas, when Cappy is done with sex, he has to SPEND and she
collects.......money, that is.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_





Donal January 14th 05 12:44 AM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
She gets out the latest novel and reads for enjoyment...


You get good sex too, huh?



Regards


Donal
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