That's ok...I ahve two fireplaces and a man already...and a big wooly dog...


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 02:21:33 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Well, you fool....it's only in the 20's now...put some clothes back on!


It's toasty warm next to the fireplace. I'd ask you to join me, but
my girlfriend will be right back.


79 isn't that hot inside...when I lived in swampy old St Louis, where
the
humidity is really stenchy, I still set the thermostat for 80....who
wants
to pay electric bills like that? You can always just take off more
clothes...


But I'm already naked.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Horvath" wrote
It's toasty warm next to the fireplace. I'd ask you to join me, but
my girlfriend will be right back.

not if you paid her up front.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote in message
...
That's ok...I ahve a fireplace and two men already...and a big wooly
dog...



KINKY !

"katysails" wrote in message ...
That's ok...I ahve two fireplaces and a man already...and a big wooly dog...

You oughta shear that critter, especially that hairball on the tail.

What's with that anyway? A canine Beehive?

CN

NW weather report:

7:06 Temp 15 degrees F, very Cloudy, wind calm: Predicted Rain mixed
with Snow

The weatherman has been right on but the "Omega Blocking Low" is
starting to break up. Looks like another 5 day of cold weather but it is
getting to be a "crap shoot" right now.

Could be sailing by next week but is iffy.

Ole Thom/ Pretty much Housebound

Sorry Neal,

That is a joy a live aboard will never know "Sex on the floor", in front
of a burning fireplace on a comforter. Ah Yes:__ How well I remember :^)

Ole Thom

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...

Ole Thom/ Pretty much Housebound


That's a good place for you Ole boy! You're a fair weather
sailor at best and your boat can't handle anything much more
than fair weather breezes and your navigation skills
can't cope with anything but dock-in-sight to dock-in-sight
(aka Bobsprit style) navigation and your loose-footed mainsail
can't handle any real blow until the clew rips out of it, and
your pilot house can't handle a large wave broaching it and
your diesel motor can't push your extreme drag configuration
hull and keel to anything near hull speed and your liquor cabinet
can't sustain you for more than a few hours . . .

I'LL DRINK TO THAT!

CN

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Sorry Neal,

That is a joy a live aboard will never know "Sex on the floor", in front
of a burning fireplace on a comforter. Ah Yes:__ How well I remember :^)

Ole Thom


Stop your bragging, Ole Thom! I can't even imagine sex in front of
the fireplace with Loree. How sick is that anyway? Not only that,
but for you such things are only a memory while, for me, they are
in the present and ongoing.

And, for your information, LP has a nice fireplace and a fully reclining
loveseat in front of HER fireplace.

CN

"Capt. Neal®" wrote


Stop your bragging, Ole Thom! I can't even imagine sex in front of
anything with a woman. Not only that,
for you such things are a memory while, for me, they are
but a dream.


CN

Didn't.t Know you moved ashore, Neal??

When did this happen? By the way, Crapton, a Lovseat by its very nature,
can't be a recliner. Your fairy tale is flawed!!

Now in real Life, if Sex is done properly, both partners are spent and I
can remember rolling up in the comforter and falling asleep. The fire
going out and a cold draft coming down the flue. Waking up shivering,
closing the flue, gathering my wife up and rushing back to bed. Usually
for a 2nd session.

Sorry to have to explain this to a "Live Aboard" but it may help to
improve your live aboard dreams. Say hello to the Cat (G)

Ole Thom