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Capt. Neal® wrote:
Even if he's drunk and stupid he's smarter than you. He sails a monohull and not some wannabe, fat, heavy, motor boat of a catamaran that can't get out of its own way . . . CN What do you mean? My cat can get out of its way; its never even hit itself! Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little banana boat has never been over 6 knots! |
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"Jeff Morris" speculated thusly: Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little banana boat has never been over 6 knots! Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust, when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. CN |
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Jeff Morris" speculated thusly: Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little banana boat has never been over 6 knots! Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust, when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke up and changed my shorts. CN |
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So, just like Gaynzy you have denigrated yourself by editing posts.
What's next? Gaying up any and all posts? Then stalking, then permanent resident status in the psycho ward? CN "John Cairns" wrote in message news  "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Jeff Morris" speculated thusly: Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little banana boat has never been over 6 knots! Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust, when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke up and changed my shorts. CN |
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"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... So, just like Gaynzy you have denigrated yourself by editing posts. What's next? Gaying up any and all posts? Then stalking, then permanent resident status in the psycho ward? CN Putz. It is a time honored tradition in usenet. Ask Scotty. In any event, the truth hurts, don't it? One other thing, what's this obsession with everything gay? John Cairns "John Cairns" wrote in message news "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Jeff Morris" speculated thusly: Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little banana boat has never been over 6 knots! Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust, when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke up and changed my shorts. CN |
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I love having a gay old time. It's too bad the fags have usurped the
true meaning of a once-respected word. CN "John Cairns" wrote in message om... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... So, just like Gaynzy you have denigrated yourself by editing posts. What's next? Gaying up any and all posts? Then stalking, then permanent resident status in the psycho ward? CN Putz. It is a time honored tradition in usenet. Ask Scotty. In any event, the truth hurts, don't it? One other thing, what's this obsession with everything gay? John Cairns "John Cairns" wrote in message news "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Jeff Morris" speculated thusly: Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little banana boat has never been over 6 knots! Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust, when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke up and changed my shorts. CN |
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You have to ask?? It's Neal Warren pedophile?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "John Cairns" wrote in message om... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... So, just like Gaynzy you have denigrated yourself by editing posts. What's next? Gaying up any and all posts? Then stalking, then permanent resident status in the psycho ward? CN Putz. It is a time honored tradition in usenet. Ask Scotty. In any event, the truth hurts, don't it? One other thing, what's this obsession with everything gay? John Cairns "John Cairns" wrote in message news "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Jeff Morris" speculated thusly: Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little banana boat has never been over 6 knots! Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust, when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke up and changed my shorts. CN |
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I'm sure he'd just **** in his bucket.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "John Cairns" wrote in message news "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Jeff Morris" speculated thusly: Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little banana boat has never been over 6 knots! Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust, when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke up and changed my shorts. CN |
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Capt. Neal® wrote:
"Jeff Morris" speculated thusly: Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little banana boat has never been over 6 knots! Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust, when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. CN Good one Neal! You're always good for a laugh! Of course, I can do 12 knots in a flat sea, all I need is about 22 knots of wind. |
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"Jeff Morris" wrote in message ... Capt. Neal® wrote: "Jeff Morris" speculated thusly: Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little banana boat has never been over 6 knots! Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust, when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. CN Good one Neal! You're always good for a laugh! Of course, I can do 12 knots in a flat sea, all I need is about 22 knots of wind. Twenty-two knots of wind and a MacGregor 65, maybe, but with your cat you would have to toss everything overboard including the engines and props to get that thing light enough to even come close to that speed. CN |
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