Vito wrote:
FWIW Vito believes that God made sail boats to be worked upon and that
actually sailing them should only be done to find more things to fix or
improve.

You should get a small, simple, fun boat... like a Laser or Force 5...
and blast around on it for a while. Get connected to the FUN of sailing,
for gosh sake!


In his spare time he rides motorbikes and harasses the religeous among us
with alternative mythology.

And spices his mythos with bits & pieces cribbed from old Conan novels.



.... He can be gullible. He even believed Doug and
went looking for a septetauch even though only turtles have them.


Try "septAteuch" or even heptateuch.

http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/Heptateuch

DSK