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Capt. Neal® December 28th 04 02:47 AM

I bet many of you can't qualify . . .
 
http://www.keyscaptains.com/

I am a member in good standing. Who among you can claim to
even be licensed captains?

CN

Scout December 28th 04 10:29 AM

I'm licensed to captain a boiler room.
Scout

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
http://www.keyscaptains.com/

I am a member in good standing. Who among you can claim to
even be licensed captains?

CN




Scout December 28th 04 11:15 AM

I'm licensed to captain a boiler room.
Scout


I'm licenced to drive a car....at frightening speeds...to some.
Oz1...of the 3 twins.


I'll bet there's a few here with lice.
Scout



katysails December 28th 04 11:32 AM

Lice that drive at frightening speeds?

"Scout" wrote in message
...
I'm licensed to captain a boiler room.
Scout


I'm licenced to drive a car....at frightening speeds...to some.
Oz1...of the 3 twins.


I'll bet there's a few here with lice.
Scout




Scout December 28th 04 11:55 AM

That would be traveling at the speed of lice.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Lice that drive at frightening speeds?

"Scout" wrote in message
...
I'm licensed to captain a boiler room.
Scout


I'm licenced to drive a car....at frightening speeds...to some.
Oz1...of the 3 twins.


I'll bet there's a few here with lice.
Scout






Scout December 28th 04 11:58 AM

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 11:55:27 GMT, "Scout"
scribbled thusly:

That would be traveling at the speed of lice.


What are you flea ing from?


I didn't want to flea, but had to bug out just the same.



jetcap December 28th 04 12:04 PM

Capt. Nil wrote:

I am a member in good standing.


But it claims to be a "professional" organization ... how could you get in?

Who among you can claim to even be licensed captains?


If you have to ask ...

BTW, I like the little tugboat it uses to identify itself as a marine
organization, a real working boat with no room aboard for the homeless
who shelter in derelict plastic boats.

Rick

Horvath December 28th 04 01:15 PM

On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 21:47:35 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

http://www.keyscaptains.com/

I am a member in good standing. Who among you can claim to
even be licensed captains?

CN



Do you have a lie-sahns for your minkey?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Scout December 28th 04 01:25 PM

007
Need I say more?
Scout



Thom Stewart December 28th 04 05:32 PM

What the hell are you guys "Crab" ing about?

Do you think Neal got Lice--nsed using public Rest Rooms? Wonder what
his weigth rating is for that? :^)

Ole Thom


katysails December 28th 04 11:29 PM

Sure he really wasn't fly ing?

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 11:55:27 GMT, "Scout"
scribbled thusly:

That would be traveling at the speed of lice.


What are you flea ing from?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Overproof December 29th 04 12:37 AM

License??!!!

LICENSE???!!!!

I don't need no Stinkin' License!!!!

You mean to tell me you judge a man's skill set by some government issued
piece of paper... which only has use for employment or to wipe your butt.??

What a disgusting pretense! How Bob like in it's shallowness and
superficiality!

On my vessel... I'm the Captain! Deal with it you "licensed" Windbag!

CM



"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
http://www.keyscaptains.com/

I am a member in good standing. Who among you can claim to
even be licensed captains?

CN




Overproof December 29th 04 12:38 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 10:29:35 GMT, "Scout"
scribbled thusly:

I'm licensed to captain a boiler room.
Scout


I'm licenced to drive a car....at frightening speeds...to some.


In your case Ozone... anything over 50kph becomes "frightening"!

CM



Horvath December 29th 04 03:12 AM

On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 11:49:34 +1100, OzOne wrote this crap:

Only when I'm sober



That'll never happen.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


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