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OzOne wrote:
Nah, this is http://tinyurl.com/6clxq Quote: 'Still got 40 knots of wind, and 40 foot seas, but we've gybed - it was a big one! But feel much better now heading north of east away from this system, not a great angle but its the right thing to do. We are still being thrown around, the sea is very confused. Every few minutes my heart ends up in my mouth as I feel the boat suspended above a wave trough...then we come crashing down. At night it is something else....?' Is there a way to plot to plot the weather on the same map with the boats? I'm curious why the ones further west are headed south... diving into the system? They're already going a lot faster ( 14 kt vs 9 ) I will sincerely tip my hat to anybody for gybing one of those boats in 40 knot winds. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
I will sincerely tip my hat to anybody for gybing one of those boats in
40 knot winds. OzOne wrote: It's actually not all that hard, you need to be quick, very quick, and commited. You pick a wave, the bigger the better then start surfing it, cranking in the main as you go, then turn her thru and let the main out as you go. Could you program the autopilot to do an S-gybe? That'd help, although the timing would still be critical. It's gotta be quick because you'll need to set up for the trough and back of the next wave because you are definately going faster than it. I cannot imagine doing it single handed! The thought sends shivers up my spine! The stakes are a lot higher than gybing other boats, that's for sure. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
Could you program the autopilot to do an S-gybe? That'd help, although
the timing would still be critical. OzOne wrote: I wouldn't think so. As the bow passes facing directly down the wavefront, you need to start pulling against the tendency to round back up and do a surfers flickout over the top of the wave. Again the timing and above all feel is critical here. I couldn't see an AP doing it. Now that you mention it, I don't think so either. Helm pressure is not constant among other things... you'd need a *very* smart autopilot to do it. Plus (and this is what I was thinking earlier) the timing of the turn with the pull & release of the mainsheet is not a constant thing either... at times the main just *won't* go over until long after you think it should, and the helmsman has to be able to respond accordingly. The stakes are a lot higher than gybing other boats, that's for sure. My guess is that single handed, they just pick the biggest wave they can, surf to build up as much speed as possible to reduce the load on the gear, then turn her thru and pray that the speed stays high to protect the rig. (shudder) Shudder, hell!! Now you've got me curious... how DO they gybe these things? I bet they turn quick enough that you could do a North River gybe *if* you can time it right with the waves. Personally, I'd think seriously about just hauling the main down in it's gear until there was only ten feet or so showing, and then putting it over by hand and hoisting again. Lot of hard work though. DSK |
John Cairns wrote:
http://www.vendeeglobe.org/uk/classements Looks like Ellen MacArthur is going to be catching them soon. :-) -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
OzOne wrote:
What's a Nth River gybe? Never heard the term. It's a variation of chicken gybing.. turn very quickly from DDW to just above beam reach on the new tack, the main comes over hard but doesn't come up against the sheet or the rig, just luffs on the new side. Then quickly bear away to new course. You can do it while surfing, but of course the risk is getting caught by the crest while turning. Multis, particularly big tris, don't turn quickly but instead "carve" their way thru what becomes a turn. They sink down on the outside ama which is the lowside one as you go past directly down the wave so heel can be quite a shock and the wave cannot have too steep a face. Yeah, you don't want to bury the bow either! One thing I dislike about multis is the very large loads they generate on the rig. Going fast downwind helps. Personally, I'd think seriously about just hauling the main down in it's gear until there was only ten feet or so showing, and then putting it over by hand and hoisting again. Lot of hard work though. Yeah, but then you need to turn completely around both to drop and hoist. Not necessarily. There are a bunch of rigs that you can pull the sail down in it's lazyjacks... obviously not if it's draped across two or three spreaders though... In that case, you might just as well granny. In 40 knot winds, yes. In 40 foot waves, I'm not so sure! I remember getting tossed over the boom into the sail, tacking once in about 40 knots... although the waves were not 40 feet they were pretty high & steep. The helmsman sharply turned us right into a crest and the combination roll, pitch, plus a big surge of water coming over the rail, flung crew all over the place. DSK |
DSK wrote: Could you program the autopilot to do an S-gybe? That'd help, although the timing would still be critical. OzOne wrote: I wouldn't think so. As the bow passes facing directly down the wavefront, you need to start pulling against the tendency to round back up and do a surfers flickout over the top of the wave. Again the timing and above all feel is critical here. I couldn't see an AP doing it. Now that you mention it, I don't think so either. Helm pressure is not constant among other things... you'd need a *very* smart autopilot to do it. Plus (and this is what I was thinking earlier) the timing of the turn with the pull & release of the mainsheet is not a constant thing either... at times the main just *won't* go over until long after you think it should, and the helmsman has to be able to respond accordingly. The stakes are a lot higher than gybing other boats, that's for sure. My guess is that single handed, they just pick the biggest wave they can, surf to build up as much speed as possible to reduce the load on the gear, then turn her thru and pray that the speed stays high to protect the rig. (shudder) Shudder, hell!! Now you've got me curious... how DO they gybe these things? I bet they turn quick enough that you could do a North River gybe *if* you can time it right with the waves. Personally, I'd think seriously about just hauling the main down in it's gear until there was only ten feet or so showing, and then putting it over by hand and hoisting again. Lot of hard work though. Good lord. Cheers |
DSK wrote: OzOne wrote: What's a Nth River gybe? Never heard the term. It's a variation of chicken gybing.. turn very quickly from DDW to just above beam reach on the new tack, the main comes over hard but doesn't come up against the sheet or the rig, just luffs on the new side. Then quickly bear away to new course. You can do it while surfing, but of course the risk is getting caught by the crest while turning. "You" can do it? I'd say it's a very bad idea in a big sea. Cheers |
The only thing that pretender is capable of catching is a cold.
CN "Wally" wrote in message ... John Cairns wrote: http://www.vendeeglobe.org/uk/classements Looks like Ellen MacArthur is going to be catching them soon. :-) -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
And just what is she supposed to be pretending to be? She's certainly more
of a sailor than any of us on this group...and she's more woman than you'll ever be or know or think of...Jealousy rears it's ugly head again, Neal....you just can't stand it when a woman proves herself to be better than you... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... The only thing that pretender is capable of catching is a cold. CN "Wally" wrote in message ... John Cairns wrote: http://www.vendeeglobe.org/uk/classements Looks like Ellen MacArthur is going to be catching them soon. :-) -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
It's a variation of chicken gybing.. turn very quickly from DDW to just
above beam reach on the new tack, the main comes over hard but doesn't come up against the sheet or the rig, just luffs on the new side. Then quickly bear away to new course. You can do it while surfing, but of course the risk is getting caught by the crest while turning. OzOne wrote: Yikes! You can have that all to yourself! Okay... maybe I'll patent it and start collecting licensing fees ;) It works very well, the faster the boat the better. flung crew all over the place. Oh Goody! Did he keep his job? heh heh he was one of the co-owners, as was I... it came up in discussions about who was going to drive! Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
Better at what?
I'd have to check between *her* legs personally before I'd be fool enough to believe she's a woman. Take a good look at that kisser. It wouldn't surprise me if *she* has to shave. CN "katysails" wrote in message ... And just what is she supposed to be pretending to be? She's certainly more of a sailor than any of us on this group...and she's more woman than you'll ever be or know or think of...Jealousy rears it's ugly head again, Neal....you just can't stand it when a woman proves herself to be better than you... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... The only thing that pretender is capable of catching is a cold. CN "Wally" wrote in message ... John Cairns wrote: http://www.vendeeglobe.org/uk/classements Looks like Ellen MacArthur is going to be catching them soon. :-) -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
She's not asking you for a date, so why do you care? Your preference in
women is not everyone's preference....that does not negate her abilities as a sailor....Be a man..admit you're jealous.... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Better at what? I'd have to check between *her* legs personally before I'd be fool enough to believe she's a woman. Take a good look at that kisser. It wouldn't surprise me if *she* has to shave. CN "katysails" wrote in message ... And just what is she supposed to be pretending to be? She's certainly more of a sailor than any of us on this group...and she's more woman than you'll ever be or know or think of...Jealousy rears it's ugly head again, Neal....you just can't stand it when a woman proves herself to be better than you... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... The only thing that pretender is capable of catching is a cold. CN "Wally" wrote in message ... John Cairns wrote: http://www.vendeeglobe.org/uk/classements Looks like Ellen MacArthur is going to be catching them soon. :-) -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Better at what? I'd have to check between *her* legs personally before I'd be fool enough to believe she's a woman. Take a good look at that kisser. It wouldn't surprise me if *she* has to shave. CN Must you gay up every thread? John Cairns "katysails" wrote in message ... And just what is she supposed to be pretending to be? She's certainly more of a sailor than any of us on this group...and she's more woman than you'll ever be or know or think of...Jealousy rears it's ugly head again, Neal....you just can't stand it when a woman proves herself to be better than you... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... The only thing that pretender is capable of catching is a cold. CN "Wally" wrote in message ... John Cairns wrote: http://www.vendeeglobe.org/uk/classements Looks like Ellen MacArthur is going to be catching them soon. :-) -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Ellen is in way over her head.
Ellen'll capsize and be out of the race. I hope Ellen doesn't go getting *herself* killed. That any man here actually believes *she* has the skill and endurance to beat the record pretty much proves you are all delusional. I can see a good use for my Voodoo doll. Ellen is going down! CN CN OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 21:30:19 -0500, Capt. Neal® scribbled thusly: The only thing that pretender is capable of catching is a cold. CN Cappy, maybe you could read this WHY IS THIS RECORD SO EXCEPTIONAL: 1800+ people have reached the summit of Everest... 450+ people have been in space... 12 astronauts have stepped on the moon... 6 solo sailors have attempted to race around the globe NON-STOP on MULTIHULLS (the fastest and most extreme boats to traverse the oceans)... Only 1 succeeded to go the distance non-stop and set a new world record... Francis Joyon, current solo round the world record holder, set off on 22.11.03 and finished 72 days, 22 hours, 54 minutes and 22 seconds later on 3.2.04 to set a new world record. This is the time MacArthur has to beat. Click here for further information on Sailing Speed Records http://www.sailspeedrecords.com and here for information on Ellen's campaign http://www.teamellen.com Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
Yep, the newer kinder gentler Neal....uh-huh....evil is as evil does...
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Ellen is in way over her head. Ellen'll capsize and be out of the race. I hope Ellen doesn't go getting *herself* killed. That any man here actually believes *she* has the skill and endurance to beat the record pretty much proves you are all delusional. I can see a good use for my Voodoo doll. Ellen is going down! CN CN OzOne wrote in message ... On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 21:30:19 -0500, Capt. Neal® scribbled thusly: The only thing that pretender is capable of catching is a cold. CN Cappy, maybe you could read this WHY IS THIS RECORD SO EXCEPTIONAL: 1800+ people have reached the summit of Everest... 450+ people have been in space... 12 astronauts have stepped on the moon... 6 solo sailors have attempted to race around the globe NON-STOP on MULTIHULLS (the fastest and most extreme boats to traverse the oceans)... Only 1 succeeded to go the distance non-stop and set a new world record... Francis Joyon, current solo round the world record holder, set off on 22.11.03 and finished 72 days, 22 hours, 54 minutes and 22 seconds later on 3.2.04 to set a new world record. This is the time MacArthur has to beat. Click here for further information on Sailing Speed Records http://www.sailspeedrecords.com and here for information on Ellen's campaign http://www.teamellen.com Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. |
OzOne wrote:
It's a bugger when that happens. I co-owned my first Etchells and the guy thought he was a genius because his uncle was one of Oz best sailors, tactitians and navigators, but unfortunately he was hamfisted. Co-owning can be nice, it cuts the cost... although this particular boat was still pretty expensive to campaign... and it's easier to come up with regular crew. We had 5 very enthusiastic regulars, 3 good drivers, 1 learner, and this guy. He was actually very enthusiastic and not so much stuck on himself as he was forgetful. One of the keys (IMHO) to becoming a good sailor is to realize that no race is ever sailed perfectly, there is always more to learn, and that there are impending mistakes lurking every step of the way. I know one certain cure for your hamfisted friend. Tie the tiller to center with shock cord! I sailed with a German youth who was a great natural skipper... not so much on tactics but I've never seen anybody who could make a boat go faster... and he barely moved the tiller at all, except when roll-tacking. It was an education to watch him. Fresh Breezes- Doug King |
I was just kidding. I don't have to put a hex on poor little Ellen. Why? She's in way over her head and will do herself in by pushing it too hard. That's what's she's done in the past; that's what she will do again. You shall see. I am rarely wrong about such things. CN "katysails" wrote in message ... Yep, the newer kinder gentler Neal....uh-huh....evil is as evil does... |
katysails wrote:
Yep, the newer kinder gentler Neal....uh-huh....evil is as evil does... A good point, well made, Katy. I wondered how long his shiny new goody-two-shoes image would last... -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Capt. Neal® wrote:
She's in way over her head and will do herself in by pushing it too hard. That's what's she's done in the past; that's what she will do again. You shall see. I am rarely wrong about such things. So, did you know that your boom was going to snap when the breeze puffed up a bit? -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo.
What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy but you can forget that. You'll have to settle for a kiss from Gaynz who seems interested in you lately. CN "Wally" wrote in message ... katysails wrote: Yep, the newer kinder gentler Neal....uh-huh....evil is as evil does... A good point, well made, Katy. I wondered how long his shiny new goody-two-shoes image would last... -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Capt. Neal® wrote:
Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo. What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy but you can forget that. Forget what? You'll have to settle for a kiss from Gaynz who seems interested in you lately. You need to avail yourself of the facts - he's starting thread after thread of (quite obsessive) stuff about you. All about you. Every last bit of it - nary a gay lame in the direction of Horvath to be seen. I did try to encourage him to better himself, to raise himself from the mire and at least aspire to being, if not actually become, a bottom-feeder. However, he was having none of it, preferring to hang around with you instead -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
I don't see any of his posts other than snippets others include
in their replies to him. He resides in my bozo bin and will stay there as long as he continues to be a total psychotic stalker. I thought I saw a second hand post where Gaynz was sucking up to you. I could be wrong though because I don't pay that much attention to the perverted little creep. As long as he continues to be preoccupied with me, it proves he has lost. Unfortunately he will NEVER get over the fact that I swatted him like a fly and everybody knows it and is laughing at his impotent reactions. CN "Wally" wrote in message ... Capt. Neal® wrote: Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo. What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy but you can forget that. Forget what? You'll have to settle for a kiss from Gaynz who seems interested in you lately. You need to avail yourself of the facts - he's starting thread after thread of (quite obsessive) stuff about you. All about you. Every last bit of it - nary a gay lame in the direction of Horvath to be seen. I did try to encourage him to better himself, to raise himself from the mire and at least aspire to being, if not actually become, a bottom-feeder. However, he was having none of it, preferring to hang around with you instead -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Capt. Neal® wrote:
I thought I saw a second hand post where Gaynz was sucking up to you. I could be wrong though because I don't pay that much attention to the perverted little creep. News to me. About the only thing he's ever said to me was that he didn't want to rise from the mire - hardly sooking up to me, is it? -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Neal, the closet gay... sorry Neal, you're a lot of things, but you're not a
woman. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo. What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy but you can forget that. You'll have to settle for a kiss from Gaynz who seems interested in you lately. CN "Wally" wrote in message ... katysails wrote: Yep, the newer kinder gentler Neal....uh-huh....evil is as evil does... A good point, well made, Katy. I wondered how long his shiny new goody-two-shoes image would last... -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
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-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Wally" wrote in message ... Capt. Neal® wrote: Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo. What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy but you can forget that. Forget what? You'll have to settle for a kiss from Gaynz who seems interested in you lately. You need to avail yourself of the facts - he's starting thread after thread of (quite obsessive) stuff about you. All about you. Every last bit of it - nary a gay lame in the direction of Horvath to be seen. I did try to encourage him to better himself, to raise himself from the mire and at least aspire to being, if not actually become, a bottom-feeder. However, he was having none of it, preferring to hang around with you instead -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Neal's a liar... nothing new.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... I don't see any of his posts other than snippets others include in their replies to him. He resides in my bozo bin and will stay there as long as he continues to be a total psychotic stalker. I thought I saw a second hand post where Gaynz was sucking up to you. I could be wrong though because I don't pay that much attention to the perverted little creep. As long as he continues to be preoccupied with me, it proves he has lost. Unfortunately he will NEVER get over the fact that I swatted him like a fly and everybody knows it and is laughing at his impotent reactions. CN "Wally" wrote in message ... Capt. Neal® wrote: Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo. What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy but you can forget that. Forget what? You'll have to settle for a kiss from Gaynz who seems interested in you lately. You need to avail yourself of the facts - he's starting thread after thread of (quite obsessive) stuff about you. All about you. Every last bit of it - nary a gay lame in the direction of Horvath to be seen. I did try to encourage him to better himself, to raise himself from the mire and at least aspire to being, if not actually become, a bottom-feeder. However, he was having none of it, preferring to hang around with you instead -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Wally, I know you prefer living in ****, but for God's sake, open the
window. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Wally" wrote in message ... Capt. Neal® wrote: I thought I saw a second hand post where Gaynz was sucking up to you. I could be wrong though because I don't pay that much attention to the perverted little creep. News to me. About the only thing he's ever said to me was that he didn't want to rise from the mire - hardly sooking up to me, is it? -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
You're usually wrong about most things...
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... I was just kidding. I don't have to put a hex on poor little Ellen. Why? She's in way over her head and will do herself in by pushing it too hard. That's what's she's done in the past; that's what she will do again. You shall see. I am rarely wrong about such things. CN "katysails" wrote in message ... Yep, the newer kinder gentler Neal....uh-huh....evil is as evil does... |
well ick....stay mean please...groveling is so....yechy...
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo. What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy but you can forget that. You'll have to settle for a kiss from Gaynz who seems interested in you lately. CN "Wally" wrote in message ... katysails wrote: Yep, the newer kinder gentler Neal....uh-huh....evil is as evil does... A good point, well made, Katy. I wondered how long his shiny new goody-two-shoes image would last... -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
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What's your point?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Wally" wrote in message ... JG wrote: ?? You're the Google-junkie... -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote: Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo. Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your voodoo doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted. What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the airplane and I read this now? Hahahahaaa! LP (with standards no man can reach) |
A minor thing like a broken boom does not compare to a capsize. A capsize happens because of bad judgment on behalf the helmsman while a broken boom happens because of extended wear and tear on systems that are decades old and in almost constant use. In other words, a mechanical failure is entropy expressing itself. Contrariwise, a capsize on a multi-hull is more often the doing of an operator expressing his or her poor judgment or skills. CN "Wally" wrote in message ... Capt. Neal® wrote: She's in way over her head and will do herself in by pushing it too hard. That's what's she's done in the past; that's what she will do again. You shall see. I am rarely wrong about such things. So, did you know that your boom was going to snap when the breeze puffed up a bit? -- Wally www.artbywally.com www.wally.myby.co.uk |
Katy, even when I said you are an attractive, intelligent,
likeable, fascinating doyenne? CN "katysails" wrote in message ... You're usually wrong about most things... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... I was just kidding. I don't have to put a hex on poor little Ellen. Why? She's in way over her head and will do herself in by pushing it too hard. That's what's she's done in the past; that's what she will do again. You shall see. I am rarely wrong about such things. CN |
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:PQvyd.21944$F25.13455@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo. Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your voodoo doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted. Burn my Voodoo doll? But, it was a gift. The woman who gave it to me got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her. It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and to suggest she get help. They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time. Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd discharged the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of her head. What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the airplane and I read this now? Hahahahaaa! I would never be unfaithful to you, sweetheart. I was merely attempting to get Katy's prurient interests aroused. (I think she can use a robust fantasy life since she seems to be only a domestic being re her relationship to Mr. Sails. Sometimes a good fantasy can spice up a dormant husband-wife sex life. To me, Katy sounds frustrated in her postings. I'd like to see her sweeten up and act more like you. Just trying to help her. I would never even consider an affair with a married woman.) LP (with standards no man can reach) But, there is at least one man who can reach and surpass them . . . CN |
Only half of those are true...
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Katy, even when I said you are an attractive, intelligent, likeable, fascinating doyenne? CN "katysails" wrote in message ... You're usually wrong about most things... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... I was just kidding. I don't have to put a hex on poor little Ellen. Why? She's in way over her head and will do herself in by pushing it too hard. That's what's she's done in the past; that's what she will do again. You shall see. I am rarely wrong about such things. CN |
Well, if anyone knows about fantasy lifes, it would certainly be you...
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:PQvyd.21944$F25.13455@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo. Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your voodoo doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted. Burn my Voodoo doll? But, it was a gift. The woman who gave it to me got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her. It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and to suggest she get help. They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time. Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd discharged the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of her head. What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the airplane and I read this now? Hahahahaaa! I would never be unfaithful to you, sweetheart. I was merely attempting to get Katy's prurient interests aroused. (I think she can use a robust fantasy life since she seems to be only a domestic being re her relationship to Mr. Sails. Sometimes a good fantasy can spice up a dormant husband-wife sex life. To me, Katy sounds frustrated in her postings. I'd like to see her sweeten up and act more like you. Just trying to help her. I would never even consider an affair with a married woman.) LP (with standards no man can reach) But, there is at least one man who can reach and surpass them . . . CN |
But, Katy, a fantasy life about you is better than real life with most women. (With the definite exception of LP, that is.) CN "katysails" wrote in message ... Well, if anyone knows about fantasy lifes, it would certainly be you... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... "Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:PQvyd.21944$F25.13455@okepread07... "Capt. Neal®" wrote: Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo. Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your voodoo doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted. Burn my Voodoo doll? But, it was a gift. The woman who gave it to me got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her. It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and to suggest she get help. They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time. Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd discharged the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of her head. What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up with Katy Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the airplane and I read this now? Hahahahaaa! I would never be unfaithful to you, sweetheart. I was merely attempting to get Katy's prurient interests aroused. (I think she can use a robust fantasy life since she seems to be only a domestic being re her relationship to Mr. Sails. Sometimes a good fantasy can spice up a dormant husband-wife sex life. To me, Katy sounds frustrated in her postings. I'd like to see her sweeten up and act more like you. Just trying to help her. I would never even consider an affair with a married woman.) LP (with standards no man can reach) But, there is at least one man who can reach and surpass them . . . CN |
"Lady Pilot" asked....
Neal, what ever happened to that woman you conned into having sex with you? "Capt. Neal®" answered.... The woman who gave it to me got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her. It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and to suggest she get help. They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time. Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd discharged the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of her head. CN |
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