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Wally December 22nd 04 11:22 PM

JG wrote:

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You're the Google-junkie...


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JG December 23rd 04 01:54 AM

What's your point?

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"Wally" wrote in message
...
JG wrote:

??


You're the Google-junkie...


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www.wally.myby.co.uk





Lady Pilot December 23rd 04 09:02 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo.


Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your voodoo
doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted.

What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up
with Katy


Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the airplane
and I read this now? Hahahahaaa!

LP (with standards no man can reach)



Capt. Neal® December 23rd 04 07:23 PM


A minor thing like a broken boom does not compare to a capsize.

A capsize happens because of bad judgment on behalf the
helmsman while a broken boom happens because of extended
wear and tear on systems that are decades old and in almost
constant use.

In other words, a mechanical failure is entropy expressing itself.
Contrariwise, a capsize on a multi-hull is more often the doing of
an operator expressing his or her poor judgment or skills.

CN




"Wally" wrote in message ...
Capt. Neal® wrote:

She's in way over her head and will do herself in by pushing
it too hard. That's what's she's done in the past; that's what
she will do again. You shall see. I am rarely wrong about such
things.


So, did you know that your boom was going to snap when the breeze puffed up
a bit?


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www.wally.myby.co.uk




Capt. Neal® December 23rd 04 07:26 PM

Katy, even when I said you are an attractive, intelligent,
likeable, fascinating doyenne?

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
You're usually wrong about most things...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

I was just kidding. I don't have to put a hex on poor little Ellen.

Why?

She's in way over her head and will do herself in by pushing
it too hard. That's what's she's done in the past; that's what
she will do again. You shall see. I am rarely wrong about such
things.

CN



Capt. Neal® December 23rd 04 07:44 PM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:PQvyd.21944$F25.13455@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo.


Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your voodoo
doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted.



Burn my Voodoo doll? But, it was a gift. The woman who gave it to me
got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got
possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and
she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her.
It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and
to suggest she get help.

They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time
but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they
found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time.

Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the
portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd discharged
the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of
her head.

What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up
with Katy


Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the airplane
and I read this now? Hahahahaaa!


I would never be unfaithful to you, sweetheart.

I was merely attempting to get Katy's prurient interests aroused.
(I think she can use a robust fantasy life since she seems to be
only a domestic being re her relationship to Mr. Sails. Sometimes
a good fantasy can spice up a dormant husband-wife sex life.
To me, Katy sounds frustrated in her postings. I'd like to see
her sweeten up and act more like you. Just trying to help her.
I would never even consider an affair with a married woman.)


LP (with standards no man can reach)


But, there is at least one man who can reach and surpass them . . .

CN


katysails December 23rd 04 10:05 PM

Only half of those are true...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Katy, even when I said you are an attractive, intelligent,
likeable, fascinating doyenne?

CN

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're usually wrong about most things...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

I was just kidding. I don't have to put a hex on poor little Ellen.

Why?

She's in way over her head and will do herself in by pushing
it too hard. That's what's she's done in the past; that's what
she will do again. You shall see. I am rarely wrong about such
things.

CN





katysails December 23rd 04 10:08 PM

Well, if anyone knows about fantasy lifes, it would certainly be you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:PQvyd.21944$F25.13455@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo.


Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your
voodoo
doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted.



Burn my Voodoo doll? But, it was a gift. The woman who gave it to me
got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got
possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and
she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her.
It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and
to suggest she get help.

They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time
but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they
found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time.

Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the
portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd discharged
the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of
her head.

What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up
with Katy


Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the
airplane
and I read this now? Hahahahaaa!


I would never be unfaithful to you, sweetheart.

I was merely attempting to get Katy's prurient interests aroused.
(I think she can use a robust fantasy life since she seems to be
only a domestic being re her relationship to Mr. Sails. Sometimes
a good fantasy can spice up a dormant husband-wife sex life.
To me, Katy sounds frustrated in her postings. I'd like to see
her sweeten up and act more like you. Just trying to help her.
I would never even consider an affair with a married woman.)


LP (with standards no man can reach)


But, there is at least one man who can reach and surpass them . . .

CN




Capt. Neal® December 24th 04 01:40 AM



But, Katy, a fantasy life about you is better than real life with most
women. (With the definite exception of LP, that is.)

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Well, if anyone knows about fantasy lifes, it would certainly be you...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:PQvyd.21944$F25.13455@okepread07...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
Hey, I said I was just kidding about the Voodoo.

Well, dear Captain, I won't be able to visit you until you burn your
voodoo
doll on your cabin walls, per the pictures that you posted.



Burn my Voodoo doll? But, it was a gift. The woman who gave it to me
got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got
possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and
she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her.
It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and
to suggest she get help.

They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time
but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they
found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time.

Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the
portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd discharged
the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of
her head.

What do you want from me? I'll kiss and make up
with Katy

Already being unfaithful, Neal? I haven't even stepped foot on the
airplane
and I read this now? Hahahahaaa!


I would never be unfaithful to you, sweetheart.

I was merely attempting to get Katy's prurient interests aroused.
(I think she can use a robust fantasy life since she seems to be
only a domestic being re her relationship to Mr. Sails. Sometimes
a good fantasy can spice up a dormant husband-wife sex life.
To me, Katy sounds frustrated in her postings. I'd like to see
her sweeten up and act more like you. Just trying to help her.
I would never even consider an affair with a married woman.)


LP (with standards no man can reach)


But, there is at least one man who can reach and surpass them . . .

CN





Scott Vernon December 24th 04 01:49 AM

"Lady Pilot" asked....

Neal, what ever happened to that woman you conned into having sex

with you?




"Capt. Neal®" answered....

The woman who gave it to me
got possessed by some evil entity. Talking to her after she got
possessed was like you see in the movies. Her eyes looked evil and
she actually hissed and drooled and hatred ushered forth from her.
It scared even me trying to find out what was wrong with her and
to suggest she get help.

They admitted her to a mental hospital soon thereafter for a time
but she got out. Then, she almost killed herself with pills but they
found her passed out on the road and pumped her stomach in time.

Sadly, she was found dead at the full moon year or so ago in the
portico of the health dept. building along with a .38. She'd

discharged
the gun into the roof of her mouth. The bullet exited the back of
her head.

CN





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