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Shen44 December 21st 04 10:59 PM

Subject: Neal Warren, Master Mariner


Damn right you will not find the definition written down anywhere, it
is a made up term used by no professionals. I suspect it flys around
yacht clubs like the title Capt.

But feel free to use anytime you want, it means nothing as anyone can
be called a master mariner if they get the itch to do so.

I think in the narrow community that has needs to understand the
accomplishments and required skills of a true master would use the term
Unlimited Master or Master of ******.

Capt.MMA is full of **** when he say it's an INDUSTRY term, it is not.
If it is PROVE it.

Joe


ROFL
Joe, as I told Neal, that I don't care if he uses the term as applicable to
himself, I don't really give a rats ass if you believe MMA or myself as to the
definition of the term.
It's been so *******ized in the movies, etc., that in truth, it really has no
meaning to the general public, is just fluff for people like Neal, and really
only has meaning of importance to those who hold unlimited licenses and those
who directly deal with them.
As to proving it to you, I have no interest in trying since I don't consider
your acceptance, pro/con, of my definition important.
Within the community/trade/industry I work in, the term is known and used in
one of two specific ways, related to a specific individual.
Believe me, don't believe me, like it or lump it, I could care less.

Shen

Didereaux December 21st 04 11:55 PM

(Shen44) wrote in
:

ubject: Neal Warren, Master Mariner
From:
(CaptMMA)


snip

Joe has a license yet has no knowledge of the term Master Mariner. I
find that
amazing.


You shouldn't.
The term is misused/used by many and I doubt you'll find the
definition you are using, written down anywhere.
While I agree with YOUR definition, it is only those within that small
community who are apt to understand/appreciate the narrow scope the
definition implies.

Shen


The title "Master Mariner" is most 'officially used in the various
Merchant MArines around the world. It is also a class of license which
can be granted by the U.S. Coast Guard with tonnage limitations. Further
Lloyds of London mainttains a Master Mariner list composed of Merchant
ship Captains(ships Masters)

The non-meaningful title of Master Mariner can, and is bestowed willy-
nilly by various organizations, fraternaties, clubs and social groups and
outside of their highly restricted realm has no meaning and carries no
significance.

In sum: If I were to found the Benevolent Order of Mudbuggers &
Gunkholers we could bestow the title MAster Mudbugger or Master Mariner
on any we wished.

The caveat is that woe be to the silly jackass who claimed such a rank in
a gathering of true ships masters.
--
Didereaux
"Let bygones be bygones...send a concilliatory PRETZEL to the
Whitehouse!"
"Against stupidity, the very gods themselves contend in vain." -
Friedrich von Schiller
"Ignorant voracity -- a wingless vulture -- can soar only into the depths
of ignominy." Patrick O'Brian

Shen44 December 22nd 04 12:39 AM

Subject: Neal Warren, Master Mariner
From: Didereaux



The title "Master Mariner" is most 'officially used in the various
Merchant MArines around the world. It is also a class of license which
can be granted by the U.S. Coast Guard with tonnage limitations. Further
Lloyds of London mainttains a Master Mariner list composed of Merchant
ship Captains(ships Masters)

The non-meaningful title of Master Mariner can, and is bestowed willy-
nilly by various organizations, fraternaties, clubs and social groups and
outside of their highly restricted realm has no meaning and carries no
significance.

In sum: If I were to found the Benevolent Order of Mudbuggers &
Gunkholers we could bestow the title MAster Mudbugger or Master Mariner
on any we wished.

The caveat is that woe be to the silly jackass who claimed such a rank in
a gathering of true ships masters.
--
Didereaux


LOL Too true.
The only change I'd make to what you say is that the USCG issues limited Master
licenses, but they do not designate the holder as a Master Mariner...... a
point of terminology.
Alas, you've probably raised the ire of Neal and Joe, so stand-by. BG

Shen

Bell December 22nd 04 04:56 AM

quit humping my leg

wrote:
On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 15:08:00 -0500, "Bell"
wrote:

that's just what I said. captMMA = Nav

same line of reasoning made by both/either


"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Damn right you will not find the definition written down anywhere, it
is a made up term used by no professionals. I suspect it flys around
yacht clubs like the title Capt.

But feel free to use anytime you want, it means nothing as anyone can
be called a master mariner if they get the itch to do so.

I think in the narrow community that has needs to understand the
accomplishments and required skills of a true master would use the
term Unlimited Master or Master of ******.

Capt.MMA is full of **** when he say it's an INDUSTRY term, it is
not. If it is PROVE it.

Joe



Bell = Ding_A-Ling





otnmbrd December 22nd 04 07:42 AM

Shen44 wrote:
Subject: Neal Warren, Master Mariner
From: Didereaux



The title "Master Mariner" is most 'officially used in the various
Merchant MArines around the world. It is also a class of license which
can be granted by the U.S. Coast Guard with tonnage limitations. Further
Lloyds of London mainttains a Master Mariner list composed of Merchant
ship Captains(ships Masters)

The non-meaningful title of Master Mariner can, and is bestowed willy-
nilly by various organizations, fraternaties, clubs and social groups and
outside of their highly restricted realm has no meaning and carries no
significance.

In sum: If I were to found the Benevolent Order of Mudbuggers &
Gunkholers we could bestow the title MAster Mudbugger or Master Mariner
on any we wished.

The caveat is that woe be to the silly jackass who claimed such a rank in
a gathering of true ships masters.
--
Didereaux



LOL Too true.
The only change I'd make to what you say is that the USCG issues limited Master
licenses, but they do not designate the holder as a Master Mariner...... a
point of terminology.
Alas, you've probably raised the ire of Neal and Joe, so stand-by. BG

Shen



BG
Joe: BG
Neal: ROFLMAO

otn

otnmbrd December 22nd 04 07:42 AM

Shen44 wrote:
Subject: Neal Warren, Master Mariner
From: Didereaux



The title "Master Mariner" is most 'officially used in the various
Merchant MArines around the world. It is also a class of license which
can be granted by the U.S. Coast Guard with tonnage limitations. Further
Lloyds of London mainttains a Master Mariner list composed of Merchant
ship Captains(ships Masters)

The non-meaningful title of Master Mariner can, and is bestowed willy-
nilly by various organizations, fraternaties, clubs and social groups and
outside of their highly restricted realm has no meaning and carries no
significance.

In sum: If I were to found the Benevolent Order of Mudbuggers &
Gunkholers we could bestow the title MAster Mudbugger or Master Mariner
on any we wished.

The caveat is that woe be to the silly jackass who claimed such a rank in
a gathering of true ships masters.
--
Didereaux



LOL Too true.
The only change I'd make to what you say is that the USCG issues limited Master
licenses, but they do not designate the holder as a Master Mariner...... a
point of terminology.
Alas, you've probably raised the ire of Neal and Joe, so stand-by. BG

Shen



BG
Joe: BG
Neal: ROFLMAO

otn

Joe December 22nd 04 03:07 PM

Lubber terminology.

The title of Master Mariner will never be used by the USCG.

You will never see it on any legal documents.

Here is every master licences and the skills required to sit for the
licences. Note you will not find a Master Mariners Ticket.

http://www.mmts.com/licens.htm#MASTER_LIMITED.

No one has proven the term is proper anywhere except in the yacht club
steamroom.

Joe


Bell December 22nd 04 04:39 PM

wrote:

I am a Ding-A-Ling and a dipsheet





Joe December 23rd 04 04:01 PM

Who were you working for?


I'm going out and getting new card printed myself

Joe
Master Mariner
Ch 16
Open Ocean
Have Licence will travel.

Do you think I should have crossed anchors in the background, or fouled
anchors? I going with gold rope trim.
This should impress the hell out of someone.


Master Joe

Joe


jetcap December 23rd 04 06:07 PM

Joe wrote:

I'm going out and getting new card printed myself

Joe
Master Mariner
Ch 16
Open Ocean
Have Licence will travel.


Oh, yeah ... that will get you lots of work.

This should impress the hell out of someone.


Only the handful of people who know less than you. Sheesh, what a pseud
.... wouldn't make a pimple on a cadet's ass.

Rick

otnmbrd December 23rd 04 06:13 PM

ROFLMAO
Hell, Joe, if you're going to do it do it right!
I'd suggest a couple of fouled Danforths with bent flukes connected to
some huge anchor chain which is full of knots .... paint some shot
markings in reverse order.
When you get it done, let me know so I can get one and save it to my
collection.

otn

Joe December 23rd 04 07:34 PM

I think thats a very fine ideal, Fouled anchors it is.

http://4dw.net/fishcake/home/galfantasy/anchor.jpg

Thats what I prefer my anchors fouled with.

Let thoses Cadet pussies use rope and bent flukes.

But I think Master Mariner is not grand enough a title...
Perhaps Master of the Raging Ocean...Or King of the Sea...oh sorry
Charlie thats taken...Hmmmmmm...


Joe
King Master Mariner of The Raging Sea's
Channel 16 - 22 if urgent
Mid-Ocean


Then it's the greek fisherman hat... white turtle neck ,and pipe for
casual days, Full dress whites with fleet admiral bars, paded sholder
bars with gold tassles and a dozon braded gold rings around the cuffs
and a huge dose of Old Spice aftershave.

Capt Crunch and Capt Kangaroo will be soooooooooooo jelious.
Joe
King Master Mariner of the Raging Sea's


Scott Vernon December 23rd 04 07:38 PM

"Didereaux" wrote

In sum: If I were to found the Benevolent Order of Mudbuggers &
Gunkholers we could bestow the title MAster Mudbugger or Master

Mariner
on any we wished.


I nominate Tadpole.

Second?


--
Merry Christmas......
Scotty



Scott Vernon December 23rd 04 07:43 PM

What's wrong with ''skipper''?

Scotty

"Shen44" wrote in message
...
Joe,

One final thought, not designed as "bait".
From 1988 - 1992, I sailed as Master aboard tankers ranging from

50,000 tn to
90,000 tn.
The term/title, Master Mariner, had meaning to me and those I sailed

with and I
was damned proud to think that after all those years, sailing in

various
positions, including Master of limited tonnage vessels, I was

finally able to
apply and use the term/title after my name.
Needless to say, I do not take the usage of the terms/titles

Captain or Master
Mariner lightly (Gawd help the idjiot that calls me "Skipper"), for

I worked
for many years to get to a point where I would allow MYSELF to think

of myself
as a Captain or Master Mariner.

Shen




Bell December 23rd 04 08:03 PM

Scott Vernon wrote:
What's wrong with ''skipper''?

Scotty


He never did like the character on Gilligan's Island

"Shen44" wrote in message
...
Joe,

One final thought, not designed as "bait".
From 1988 - 1992, I sailed as Master aboard tankers ranging from
50,000 tn to 90,000 tn.
The term/title, Master Mariner, had meaning to me and those I sailed
with and I was damned proud to think that after all those years,
sailing in various positions, including Master of limited tonnage
vessels, I was finally able to apply and use the term/title after my
name.
Needless to say, I do not take the usage of the terms/titles Captain
or Master Mariner lightly (Gawd help the idjiot that calls me
"Skipper"), for I worked for many years to get to a point where I
would allow MYSELF to think of myself as a Captain or Master Mariner.

Shen





katysails December 23rd 04 10:04 PM

except he's in the middle of the desert right now with nary a mudhole to be
found...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
"Didereaux" wrote

In sum: If I were to found the Benevolent Order of Mudbuggers &
Gunkholers we could bestow the title MAster Mudbugger or Master

Mariner
on any we wished.


I nominate Tadpole.

Second?


--
Merry Christmas......
Scotty





Scott Vernon December 23rd 04 11:45 PM

he'll be back.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
except he's in the middle of the desert right now with nary a

mudhole to be
found...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
"Didereaux" wrote

In sum: If I were to found the Benevolent Order of Mudbuggers &
Gunkholers we could bestow the title MAster Mudbugger or Master

Mariner
on any we wished.


I nominate Tadpole.

Second?


--
Merry Christmas......
Scotty







Scott Vernon December 23rd 04 11:49 PM

Oh, that skipper. He had all the sailing skills of Capt. Neal combined
with the navigational skills of Nav and the physique of boobspit.


--
Merry Christmas......
Scotty


"Bell" wrote in message
...
Scott Vernon wrote:
What's wrong with ''skipper''?

Scotty


He never did like the character on Gilligan's Island

"Shen44" wrote in message
...
Joe,

One final thought, not designed as "bait".
From 1988 - 1992, I sailed as Master aboard tankers ranging from
50,000 tn to 90,000 tn.
The term/title, Master Mariner, had meaning to me and those I

sailed
with and I was damned proud to think that after all those years,
sailing in various positions, including Master of limited tonnage
vessels, I was finally able to apply and use the term/title after

my
name.
Needless to say, I do not take the usage of the terms/titles

Captain
or Master Mariner lightly (Gawd help the idjiot that calls me
"Skipper"), for I worked for many years to get to a point where I
would allow MYSELF to think of myself as a Captain or Master

Mariner.

Shen







Shen44 December 24th 04 12:18 AM

From: "Scott Vernon"


What's wrong with ''skipper''?

Scotty


A. It reminds me too much of "Gilligans Island".

B. It's a Military term (justifiably).

C. BG We all have our odd quirks.

Shen

Bell December 24th 04 06:32 PM

Now that's funny

Scott Vernon wrote:
Oh, that skipper. He had all the sailing skills of Capt. Neal combined
with the navigational skills of Nav and the physique of boobspit.


--
Merry Christmas......
Scotty





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