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Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 02:59 AM

Lonnie? Keywestwym got sick with HCV and moved up to the
midwest. She's doing OK but is low on funds and could no
longer afford the cost of living here. Her addy is still at
aol.

CN


"Bell" wrote in message ...
Capt. Neal® wrote:
Who are you? I don't recognize the Bell sig.

CN

I could tell you but then I'd have...well, you know the drill.

I mostly just read and lurk, but occasionally I'll get into the mood and
post for a few weeks or so. I've used several screen names over the years
for many different reasons. This time when I first started lurking a few
weeks ago, someone was using a name similar to one I've usually used.
He/she's gone now, but I'd already started using this one. (It's my real
last name, but too common to worry about)

Years ago when I was in the keys I was supposed to buy Keywestwym a drink,
but we never met up. Whatever happened to her?





Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 09:25 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 01:07:06 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Now that impresses me.... ;P



Have you seen his expensive car?



Regards

Donal


It's not expensive...and it's not mine, it's my wifes.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.


One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN

Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 09:55 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:25:33 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN


Anorexic?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

You've been in Fl too long Cappy, looking at all those overweight
retirees has clouded your perspective.



Negative! I'm comparing her to Lady Pilot who is an example
of perfection in womanhood.

CN


Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 10:06 PM

Actually, I erred. I mixed you up with Nav. He's the one with
the anorexic woman.

Sorry.

CN


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:25:33 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN


Anorexic?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

You've been in Fl too long Cappy, looking at all those overweight
retirees has clouded your perspective.



Negative! I'm comparing her to Lady Pilot who is an example
of perfection in womanhood.

CN



Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 10:24 PM




OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:55:13 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:25:33 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN

Anorexic?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

You've been in Fl too long Cappy, looking at all those overweight
retirees has clouded your perspective.



Negative! I'm comparing her to Lady Pilot who is an example
of perfection in womanhood.

CN


I haven't seen a pic of LP, but I can assure you that she would need
to be in excellent trim to compare well with my love.
More than 25 years of training in ballet develops a spectacular figure
which often is retained for life with very little effort.


And very little fat. Those dancers are all muscle.


Nav December 16th 04 10:34 PM



OzOne wrote:

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:25:33 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN



Anorexic?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

You've been in Fl too long Cappy, looking at all those overweight
retirees has clouded your perspective.


Yep, when they only see fat, normal becomes anorexic looking to them.
Lat night I saw a show on NYC special response force cops. I could not
believe how fat they _all_ were. Have they dropped the fitness requirements?

Cheers


Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 10:43 PM

Cops are the worst. All but a few can rightly be called "pigs".

If they spent more time walking the beat instead of driving
their cruisers from doughnut shop to doughnut shop maybe
they would not all be morbidly obese.

I don't know how it is in NZ or OZ but people here
will drive around a parking lot for hours waiting for
the opportunity to park right next to the store so
they can avoid walking a few extra steps.

They will wait in long lines at a fast food drive-in,
take out window rather than get out of the car and
go inside to order.

They will wait for an elevator for long periods of
time rather than take the stairs.

They will drive from store to store in a mall rather
than walk.

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Then there's the problem with food portions. Here
they are supersized, double-sized and herd sized.

One restaurant meal contains 5-6 thousand calories
and then people order dessert because they are still
not full.

And, so it goes.

CN




"Nav" wrote in message ...


OzOne wrote:

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:25:33 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN



Anorexic?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

You've been in Fl too long Cappy, looking at all those overweight
retirees has clouded your perspective.


Yep, when they only see fat, normal becomes anorexic looking to them.
Lat night I saw a show on NYC special response force cops. I could not
believe how fat they _all_ were. Have they dropped the fitness requirements?

Cheers



Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 10:44 PM

Muffin tops - that's quaint. We call them love handles here.

CN

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 17:24:26 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

I haven't seen a pic of LP, but I can assure you that she would need
to be in excellent trim to compare well with my love.
More than 25 years of training in ballet develops a spectacular figure
which often is retained for life with very little effort.


And very little fat. Those dancers are all muscle.


At 52 years old, my wife and 15YO daughter share clothes.
My wife still dances, my daughter rows.

Both wear those super low waisted pants and show no muffin tops.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Joe December 16th 04 10:49 PM


Capt. Neal=AE wrote:
Heard from him a couple weeks back. He's supposed to be coming
to Florida this winter and says he's coming on down to the Keys
for a while. I told him to get in touch then and we could get

together
for a beer.


When you see him tell him I loved those billboards he put up in Ft
Worth.

When I was a little kid I remember driving along and seeing the big
billboard that was pink and all it said was THINK PINK.

I asked my mom what it meant and she blushed and said she had no ideal,
I wish my dad was driving that day :0)

Joe







CN

"Bell" wrote in message

...
Capt. Neal=AE wrote:
Cool! Was that larry flynt and his lawnmower there at the end?

CN

Probably. Where is he anyway?


OzOne wrote in message
...

http://www.gulfwestern.com.au/news.asp?id=3D39


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Horvath December 17th 04 01:01 AM

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 17:24:26 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


I haven't seen a pic of LP, but I can assure you that she would need
to be in excellent trim to compare well with my love.
More than 25 years of training in ballet develops a spectacular figure
which often is retained for life with very little effort.


And very little fat. Those dancers are all muscle.



Damn right! My girlfriend is a dancer. She makes hundreds of dollars
a night.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


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