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Capt. Neal® December 15th 04 12:12 AM

A Xmas video...for you to enjoy.
 
Cool! Was that larry flynt and his lawnmower there at the end?

CN


OzOne wrote in message ...

http://www.gulfwestern.com.au/news.asp?id=39


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


Scout December 15th 04 12:16 AM

and a well lubricated New Year to you too Oz!
Scout

OzOne wrote in message ...

http://www.gulfwestern.com.au/news.asp?id=39


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




John Cairns December 15th 04 12:18 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...

http://www.gulfwestern.com.au/news.asp?id=39


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Dragsters? How American of you!

John Cairns



Bell December 15th 04 12:34 AM

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Cool! Was that larry flynt and his lawnmower there at the end?

CN

Probably. Where is he anyway?


OzOne wrote in message
...

http://www.gulfwestern.com.au/news.asp?id=39


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Capt. Neal® December 15th 04 12:42 AM



Heard from him a couple weeks back. He's supposed to be coming
to Florida this winter and says he's coming on down to the Keys
for a while. I told him to get in touch then and we could get together
for a beer.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message ...
Capt. Neal® wrote:
Cool! Was that larry flynt and his lawnmower there at the end?

CN

Probably. Where is he anyway?


OzOne wrote in message
...

http://www.gulfwestern.com.au/news.asp?id=39


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Bell December 15th 04 12:50 AM

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Heard from him a couple weeks back. He's supposed to be coming
to Florida this winter and says he's coming on down to the Keys
for a while. I told him to get in touch then and we could get together
for a beer.


Let me know. I'll come too if I can make it, and I'll buy the beer!
It's already (almost) freezing here just east of Orlando


CN

"Bell" wrote in message
...
Capt. Neal® wrote:
Cool! Was that larry flynt and his lawnmower there at the end?

CN

Probably. Where is he anyway?


OzOne wrote in message
...

http://www.gulfwestern.com.au/news.asp?id=39


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Overproof December 15th 04 02:49 AM


wrote in message
You realize of course that Larry is doing his best to expose G-Witless as
the
wife beating, coke head, adulterer that he is, was, and will always be?


Why can't you blubbering Yanks just enjoy the Oil being supplied by so many
American Lives in the Middle East.... Bush certainly is....

CM



katysails December 15th 04 03:20 AM

So you own this company or something?

OzOne wrote in message ...

http://www.gulfwestern.com.au/news.asp?id=39


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails December 15th 04 03:47 AM

Not a chance...I am not impressed by fame or money...

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 03:20:41 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

So you own this company or something?


I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you ;-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Overproof December 15th 04 04:05 AM

It's a subsidiary of Haliburton..... Ozzy has shares in it!

CM

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 03:20:41 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

So you own this company or something?


I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you ;-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




DSK December 15th 04 11:45 AM

OzOne wrote:
Nah, wholly owned Oz company.
We don't need no money grubbin yanks syphoning off the cream!


Good policy. Those corporate ******s have nothing to contribute.

I am surprised that Aussies get involved with anything as nonsensical as
top-fuel dragster. A rail is the silliest vehicle ever devised by man...
although I wouldn't say that to Big Daddy if he were standing here ;)

DSK


katysails December 15th 04 12:02 PM

Now that impresses me.... ;P

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 03:47:53 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Not a chance...I am not impressed by fame or money...


Good for you Katy, I'm neither famous nor rich, just uncommonly
handsome :-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Capt. Neal® December 15th 04 02:43 PM


Who are you? I don't recognize the Bell sig.

CN

"Bell" wrote in message ...
Capt. Neal® wrote:
Heard from him a couple weeks back. He's supposed to be coming
to Florida this winter and says he's coming on down to the Keys
for a while. I told him to get in touch then and we could get together
for a beer.


Let me know. I'll come too if I can make it, and I'll buy the beer!
It's already (almost) freezing here just east of Orlando


CN

"Bell" wrote in message
...
Capt. Neal® wrote:
Cool! Was that larry flynt and his lawnmower there at the end?

CN
Probably. Where is he anyway?


OzOne wrote in message
...

http://www.gulfwestern.com.au/news.asp?id=39


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Maxprop December 15th 04 05:50 PM


OzOne wrote in message

We seem to get involved in just about anything these days :-)
and I agree with you on the rails except that they are designed to do
just one job, and do it very well.


Indeed. There are many such highly-specialized contrivances in sports and
competitions these days. Take for example the trials bikes--not much good
for motocross or trail riding, but they do what they do better than any
other motorcycle. Same with sub-specialized ski boats, those radical
multihulls built only to break the world sailing speed record, Burt Rutan's
various aircraft designed with a sole purpose in mind, F1 cars, and so on,
ad infinitum. It's hard to be critical of such creations as a lot of
technological fallout makes its way to the things we buy and use daily.

Max



DSK December 15th 04 06:02 PM

OzOne wrote
We seem to get involved in just about anything these days :-)


And money chases money.

and I agree with you on the rails except that they are designed to do
just one job, and do it very well.



It's an example of "sport engineering" taken to the Nth degree... the
engineering is the sum & total of the sport.

Maxprop wrote:
Indeed. There are many such highly-specialized contrivances in sports and
competitions these days. Take for example the trials bikes--not much good
for motocross or trail riding, but they do what they do better than any
other motorcycle.


Yep. And they're just as silly IMHO. Why limit the power application to
conventional drivetrain & wheels? Why not use jets?


... Same with sub-specialized ski boats, those radical
multihulls built only to break the world sailing speed record, Burt Rutan's
various aircraft designed with a sole purpose in mind, F1 cars, and so on,
ad infinitum. It's hard to be critical of such creations as a lot of
technological fallout makes its way to the things we buy and use daily.


No it's not, it's real easy. The second group of things you mentioned
are not quite as silly because they are not quite as artificial. For
example, Burt Rutan's planes perform magnificently and respectably
against all other planes, not just within the confines of a set of
highly complex human-imposed rules. F1 cars would be a heck of a lot of
fun to drive to work... would need better brakes, probably... but their
performance envelope is not one-dimensional even if they do have a lot
of artificially-imposed restraints.

I agree that technological cross-over is a main reason why boats,
planes, cars, etc etc, are much better in most respects than they were
25 or even 10 years ago. But rails are still silly.

Regards
Doug King


[email protected] December 15th 04 06:13 PM

here, here...well stated Max.....

------snip---------------------------------
"Indeed. There are many such highly-specialized contrivances in sports
and
competitions these days. Take for example the trials bikes--not much
good
for motocross or trail riding, but they do what they do better than any
other motorcycle. Same with sub-specialized ski boats, those radical
multihulls built only to break the world sailing speed record, Burt
Rutan's
various aircraft designed with a sole purpose in mind, F1 cars, and so
on,
ad infinitum. It's hard to be critical of such creations as a lot of
technological fallout makes its way to the things we buy and use daily.
Max"


Donal December 16th 04 01:07 AM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Now that impresses me.... ;P



Have you seen his expensive car?



Regards

Donal
--




katysails December 16th 04 02:27 AM

Yes, I believe you probably are...

OzOne wrote in message ...

Ahhh too easy :-)

On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 12:02:55 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Now that impresses me.... ;P

OzOne wrote in message
. ..
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 03:47:53 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Not a chance...I am not impressed by fame or money...


Good for you Katy, I'm neither famous nor rich, just uncommonly
handsome :-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails December 16th 04 02:28 AM

It's a nice car...thing is...they break just as fast as a cheap car...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Now that impresses me.... ;P



Have you seen his expensive car?



Regards

Donal
--






Bell December 16th 04 02:55 AM

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Who are you? I don't recognize the Bell sig.

CN

I could tell you but then I'd have...well, you know the drill.

I mostly just read and lurk, but occasionally I'll get into the mood and
post for a few weeks or so. I've used several screen names over the years
for many different reasons. This time when I first started lurking a few
weeks ago, someone was using a name similar to one I've usually used.
He/she's gone now, but I'd already started using this one. (It's my real
last name, but too common to worry about)

Years ago when I was in the keys I was supposed to buy Keywestwym a drink,
but we never met up. Whatever happened to her?




Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 02:59 AM

Lonnie? Keywestwym got sick with HCV and moved up to the
midwest. She's doing OK but is low on funds and could no
longer afford the cost of living here. Her addy is still at
aol.

CN


"Bell" wrote in message ...
Capt. Neal® wrote:
Who are you? I don't recognize the Bell sig.

CN

I could tell you but then I'd have...well, you know the drill.

I mostly just read and lurk, but occasionally I'll get into the mood and
post for a few weeks or so. I've used several screen names over the years
for many different reasons. This time when I first started lurking a few
weeks ago, someone was using a name similar to one I've usually used.
He/she's gone now, but I'd already started using this one. (It's my real
last name, but too common to worry about)

Years ago when I was in the keys I was supposed to buy Keywestwym a drink,
but we never met up. Whatever happened to her?





Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 09:25 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 01:07:06 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Now that impresses me.... ;P



Have you seen his expensive car?



Regards

Donal


It's not expensive...and it's not mine, it's my wifes.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.


One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN

Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 09:55 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:25:33 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN


Anorexic?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

You've been in Fl too long Cappy, looking at all those overweight
retirees has clouded your perspective.



Negative! I'm comparing her to Lady Pilot who is an example
of perfection in womanhood.

CN


Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 10:06 PM

Actually, I erred. I mixed you up with Nav. He's the one with
the anorexic woman.

Sorry.

CN


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:25:33 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN


Anorexic?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

You've been in Fl too long Cappy, looking at all those overweight
retirees has clouded your perspective.



Negative! I'm comparing her to Lady Pilot who is an example
of perfection in womanhood.

CN



Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 10:24 PM




OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:55:13 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:25:33 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN

Anorexic?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

You've been in Fl too long Cappy, looking at all those overweight
retirees has clouded your perspective.



Negative! I'm comparing her to Lady Pilot who is an example
of perfection in womanhood.

CN


I haven't seen a pic of LP, but I can assure you that she would need
to be in excellent trim to compare well with my love.
More than 25 years of training in ballet develops a spectacular figure
which often is retained for life with very little effort.


And very little fat. Those dancers are all muscle.


Nav December 16th 04 10:34 PM



OzOne wrote:

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:25:33 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN



Anorexic?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

You've been in Fl too long Cappy, looking at all those overweight
retirees has clouded your perspective.


Yep, when they only see fat, normal becomes anorexic looking to them.
Lat night I saw a show on NYC special response force cops. I could not
believe how fat they _all_ were. Have they dropped the fitness requirements?

Cheers


Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 10:43 PM

Cops are the worst. All but a few can rightly be called "pigs".

If they spent more time walking the beat instead of driving
their cruisers from doughnut shop to doughnut shop maybe
they would not all be morbidly obese.

I don't know how it is in NZ or OZ but people here
will drive around a parking lot for hours waiting for
the opportunity to park right next to the store so
they can avoid walking a few extra steps.

They will wait in long lines at a fast food drive-in,
take out window rather than get out of the car and
go inside to order.

They will wait for an elevator for long periods of
time rather than take the stairs.

They will drive from store to store in a mall rather
than walk.

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Then there's the problem with food portions. Here
they are supersized, double-sized and herd sized.

One restaurant meal contains 5-6 thousand calories
and then people order dessert because they are still
not full.

And, so it goes.

CN




"Nav" wrote in message ...


OzOne wrote:

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 16:25:33 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN



Anorexic?
Bwaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

You've been in Fl too long Cappy, looking at all those overweight
retirees has clouded your perspective.


Yep, when they only see fat, normal becomes anorexic looking to them.
Lat night I saw a show on NYC special response force cops. I could not
believe how fat they _all_ were. Have they dropped the fitness requirements?

Cheers



Capt. Neal® December 16th 04 10:44 PM

Muffin tops - that's quaint. We call them love handles here.

CN

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 17:24:26 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

I haven't seen a pic of LP, but I can assure you that she would need
to be in excellent trim to compare well with my love.
More than 25 years of training in ballet develops a spectacular figure
which often is retained for life with very little effort.


And very little fat. Those dancers are all muscle.


At 52 years old, my wife and 15YO daughter share clothes.
My wife still dances, my daughter rows.

Both wear those super low waisted pants and show no muffin tops.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Joe December 16th 04 10:49 PM


Capt. Neal=AE wrote:
Heard from him a couple weeks back. He's supposed to be coming
to Florida this winter and says he's coming on down to the Keys
for a while. I told him to get in touch then and we could get

together
for a beer.


When you see him tell him I loved those billboards he put up in Ft
Worth.

When I was a little kid I remember driving along and seeing the big
billboard that was pink and all it said was THINK PINK.

I asked my mom what it meant and she blushed and said she had no ideal,
I wish my dad was driving that day :0)

Joe







CN

"Bell" wrote in message

...
Capt. Neal=AE wrote:
Cool! Was that larry flynt and his lawnmower there at the end?

CN

Probably. Where is he anyway?


OzOne wrote in message
...

http://www.gulfwestern.com.au/news.asp?id=3D39


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Horvath December 17th 04 01:01 AM

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 17:24:26 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:


I haven't seen a pic of LP, but I can assure you that she would need
to be in excellent trim to compare well with my love.
More than 25 years of training in ballet develops a spectacular figure
which often is retained for life with very little effort.


And very little fat. Those dancers are all muscle.



Damn right! My girlfriend is a dancer. She makes hundreds of dollars
a night.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

katysails December 17th 04 02:13 AM

OZ's wife isn't anorexic looking at all...I think you may be thinking of
someone else...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 01:07:06 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Now that impresses me.... ;P


Have you seen his expensive car?



Regards

Donal


It's not expensive...and it's not mine, it's my wifes.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.


One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN




Scott Vernon December 17th 04 02:33 AM


Ozone wrote

At 52 years old, my wife and 15YO daughter share clothes.
My wife still dances, my daughter rows.

Both wear those super low waisted pants and show no muff tops.


they both shave? Are you sure your wife would want you discussin
this on the Internet?

Scotty




Capt. Neal® December 17th 04 02:47 AM

Good for her but . . .
How much does she make for the dancing part?

CN


"Horvath" wrote in message ...

Damn right! My girlfriend is a dancer. She makes hundreds of dollars
a night.







Capt. Neal® December 17th 04 02:48 AM


You are correct, as usual. I mixed her up with Nav's woman.

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
OZ's wife isn't anorexic looking at all...I think you may be thinking of
someone else...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 01:07:06 -0000, "Donal"
scribbled thusly:


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Now that impresses me.... ;P


Have you seen his expensive car?



Regards

Donal

It's not expensive...and it's not mine, it's my wifes.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.


One would not think an anorexic woman would drive such an
automobile. On second thought, maybe it's a substitute for
food.

CN





Overproof December 17th 04 03:47 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

Ozone wrote

At 52 years old, my wife and 15YO daughter share clothes.
My wife still dances, my daughter rows.

Both wear those super low waisted pants and show no muff tops.


they both shave? Are you sure your wife would want you discussin
this on the Internet?


Shaddup already... it's like free amo.....



Overproof December 17th 04 03:49 AM

$40 Blow jobs in the back room and then French Kisses Horvath to clean up...

Typical Peeler!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Good for her but . . .
How much does she make for the dancing part?

CN


"Horvath" wrote in message
...

Damn right! My girlfriend is a dancer. She makes hundreds of dollars
a night.









Horvath December 17th 04 04:32 AM

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 03:49:12 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote this crap:

$40 Blow jobs in the back room and then French Kisses Horvath to clean up...



Guys aren't allowed in the back room, doofus.



Typical Peeler!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Good for her but . . .
How much does she make for the dancing part?

CN


"Horvath" wrote in message
...

Damn right! My girlfriend is a dancer. She makes hundreds of dollars
a night.










Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Joe December 17th 04 02:15 PM


wrote:
On 16 Dec 2004 14:49:21 -0800, "Joe" wrote:


Capt. Neal=AE wrote:
Heard from him a couple weeks back. He's supposed to be coming
to Florida this winter and says he's coming on down to the Keys
for a while. I told him to get in touch then and we could get

together
for a beer.


When you see him tell him I loved those billboards he put up in Ft
Worth.

When I was a little kid I remember driving along and seeing the big
billboard that was pink and all it said was THINK PINK.

I asked my mom what it meant and she blushed and said she had no

ideal,
I wish my dad was driving that day :0)

Joe


You do realize that Larry Flynt is doing everything he can to expose

G-Witless
and his entire administration for the criminals that they are? He

even offers
rewards for leads and information.

Maybe you should read something in a newspaper besides the comics

once in a
while...
=20
BB



Did you say something BOB?


Scott Vernon December 17th 04 04:55 PM


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 03:49:12 GMT, "Overproof"
wrote this crap:

$40 Blow jobs in the back room and then French Kisses Horvath to

clean up...


Gays aren't allowed in the back room, doofus.


Eliminates the competition, eh?




Bell December 20th 04 08:24 PM

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Lonnie? Keywestwym got sick with HCV and moved up to the
midwest. She's doing OK but is low on funds and could no
longer afford the cost of living here. Her addy is still at
aol.

CN


I'm sorry to hear of her health problems. I can understand the cost of
living in the keys. Lived there for 2 years and enjoyed every minute of
it, but never seemed to have an extra dime. Thanks for the info.



"Bell" wrote in message
...
Capt. Neal® wrote:
Who are you? I don't recognize the Bell sig.

CN

I could tell you but then I'd have...well, you know the drill.

I mostly just read and lurk, but occasionally I'll get into the mood
and post for a few weeks or so. I've used several screen names over
the years for many different reasons. This time when I first started
lurking a few weeks ago, someone was using a name similar to one I've
usually used. He/she's gone now, but I'd already started using this
one. (It's my real last name, but too common to worry about)

Years ago when I was in the keys I was supposed to buy Keywestwym a
drink, but we never met up. Whatever happened to her?






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