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Hey Crapton,
Mr everything right, How about a post on the Broken Boom? How about a History of the names on the "Banana Boat" before you changed the name because of all the laughs the ASA was having? How about the true story of the Keel? Tell us about your project of making her unsinkable? How about a re-telling of shooting the Inlet against the CG advice? How about that for an Old Man's memory? I still have many more of your tales. I'll save them. In the mean time, Crapton. These are stories that you have posted. The real Crapton will has no problem recalling them for the Newbies. (Nor will I) Ole Thom |
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Thom Stewart wrote:
.... The real Crapton will has no problem recalling them for the Newbies. (Nor will I) Remember his attempt to explain "hull speed"? Now *that* was funny! DSK |
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Hey, Ole Thom, you should learn how to separate wishful thinking
from reality. For one thing, the broken boom happened years after I made my way successfully down to the sea. If you will kick start some of those alcohol-soaked brain cells of yours, you would recall the boom broke while I was beating out of St. Augustine in half a gale. That inlet is known for steep and dangerous seas in on-shore weather because it shoals and waves often break all across the bar. I believe the Columbia River bar is a bigger example of it. You should be familiar with that inlet being as how you profess to live up there in Washington State. As for my fine blue water yacht's name, the fellow I bought her from had her named "Autumn." I did not like that name so I changed it to "Cut the Mustard." I have never called her anything else. Where you got the idea she had multiple names is a matter of examining your own thought processes. How any sane man could take as fact some of the ramblings of the losers in this group over the actuality that is Capt. Neal® borders on the farcical. Furthermore, this fixation you have on my having moved the keel is bordering on delusion. Again, sir, the keel is still in its original place. I did not ever say I moved it and unless you can come up with where I said I moved it and post it to prove your contention, then why not admit your error? All I ever said is I refitted the keel meaning I added some extra keel bolts. Perhaps you assumed refitting means removing. To this sailor refitting means fitting it with new hardware. This was done in the water and did NOT involve removing the keel. I believe I mentioned this procedure on my website. Please don't allow your misconceptions and ignorance of nautical terms to cloud your judgment, sir. As for the positive flotation project, that is true and factual. I have poured all the dead space between the hull and the component with two-part, closed cell, urethane foam. My fine, blue water yacht is similar to an Etap or a Boston Whaler in that there is the hull, there is foam and there is the inner liner (component). Not only that, but there is no unsightly, heavy pilothouse on this Captain's real sailboat. You have a pretty good memory for an old coot but you have a lot of the details wrong. I guess you can be forgiven since it is more a problem with reading comprehension than memory in my humble opinion. For an old relic you could be a lot worse off. Heck, compare yourself to the dazed, confused, bitter and psychotic mental state of the Gay One who is half your age and you will have to admit you are practically an Einstein. Cheers! And, I'll drink to THAT! Seriously, Ole Thom, let me be among the first to wish you a Merry Christmas this year and many, many more to come. Respectfully, Capt. Neal "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Hey Crapton, Mr everything right, How about a post on the Broken Boom? How about a History of the names on the "Banana Boat" before you changed the name because of all the laughs the ASA was having? How about the true story of the Keel? Tell us about your project of making her unsinkable? How about a re-telling of shooting the Inlet against the CG advice? How about that for an Old Man's memory? I still have many more of your tales. I'll save them. In the mean time, Crapton. These are stories that you have posted. The real Crapton will has no problem recalling them for the Newbies. (Nor will I) Ole Thom |
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CN,
Are you saying your Yellow Boat, Hanging on the mooring in Fla, didn't bear the name of a very famous song and banana? Are you saying the story you told about the locals in Bermuda saying that Yellow boat cut the mustard and you used the name? Are you saying the Sheer Keel was the original Keel on the Coranado? Are you saying the Coranado originally came with a Mid-Boom traveler? Drilling the original boom didn't weaken it ? An Awful lot of contradiction have entered your life since your return; almost like lying. I do believe there are enough people on the list that will remember the earlier posts. Ole Thom |
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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... CN, Are you saying your Yellow Boat, Hanging on the mooring in Fla, didn't bear the name of a very famous song and banana? Are you saying the story you told about the locals in Bermuda saying that Yellow boat cut the mustard and you used the name? I think you are confusing your dream state with your awakened state. Are you saying the Sheer Keel was the original Keel on the Coranado? It's Scheel Keel and I said it was LIKE a Scheel keel. I never said it was a real Scheel Keel. Are you saying the Coranado originally came with a Mid-Boom traveler? Drilling the original boom didn't weaken it ? Yes, sir, it originally came with mid bood sheeting. An Awful lot of contradiction have entered your life since your return; almost like lying. I do believe there are enough people on the list that will remember the earlier posts. Sorry, Ole Thom you might wish to examine your notes as your memory seems to be lacking of late. Not to worry, though, it's probably not Alzheimers because that involves short-term memory and your problem seems to be the longer term memory. Alcohol affects the longer term memory. CN Ole Thom |
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CN,
I went back and looked at you "Web Site" You have the Gall to call that Bulbous affair a fine entry? I'll send you a really better looking entry and from my Pilothouse Sloop. There are many boats with sharper, cleaner hull than mine but compared to yours its an AMERICAN CUPPER However, that wasn't that reason for going to your Web. I want again, to look at the balance of your Rig (Mast placement) in respect to your keel. CN, I'm saying you're selling the Newbies a load of BS. Bill Tripp never, ever would have set a keel that far forward on the hull and left the Mast, and center of effort of the main, that far back on the keel. I'm saying this because I don't believe you would do such a mean spirited thing and I want to point out the facts |
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Hey Spelling Nazis;
Back at you; That is Mid-boom not Mid-bood. Thanks for the correction on the Scheel Ole Thom |
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Old Thom, I'm designing a heavy duty, super powerful, high BTU, industrial-sized, cabin heater for your boat. Those pilot houses like yours are so big and ugly and so poorly insulated and so much of a hazard in a seaway that giving you the option of a powerful cabin heater that is capable of heating all that empty space and dead weight way high up above the center of gravity might make you so comfortable that you don't venture forth and endanger your life. If something were to happen to you, why all the stocks in the liquor companies would plunge. CN "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Hey Spelling Nazis; Back at you; That is Mid-boom not Mid-bood. Thanks for the correction on the Scheel Ole Thom |
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CN,
And; a Very, very Merry Christmas to you (and Your Ghost Writer) and to all our: Dearest Friends on the ASA From Ole Thom and his dog "Jazz' May the first Christmas for Thomas Brody be the first of a very long line of Merry Christmas's And may the new year produce many Happy Sailing adventures. |
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Do you still keep a lumberyard of plywood under your v-berth? I believe
Thom is referring to references of "Chiquita Banana"... "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Hey, Ole Thom, you should learn how to separate wishful thinking from reality. For one thing, the broken boom happened years after I made my way successfully down to the sea. If you will kick start some of those alcohol-soaked brain cells of yours, you would recall the boom broke while I was beating out of St. Augustine in half a gale. That inlet is known for steep and dangerous seas in on-shore weather because it shoals and waves often break all across the bar. I believe the Columbia River bar is a bigger example of it. You should be familiar with that inlet being as how you profess to live up there in Washington State. As for my fine blue water yacht's name, the fellow I bought her from had her named "Autumn." I did not like that name so I changed it to "Cut the Mustard." I have never called her anything else. Where you got the idea she had multiple names is a matter of examining your own thought processes. How any sane man could take as fact some of the ramblings of the losers in this group over the actuality that is Capt. Neal® borders on the farcical. Furthermore, this fixation you have on my having moved the keel is bordering on delusion. Again, sir, the keel is still in its original place. I did not ever say I moved it and unless you can come up with where I said I moved it and post it to prove your contention, then why not admit your error? All I ever said is I refitted the keel meaning I added some extra keel bolts. Perhaps you assumed refitting means removing. To this sailor refitting means fitting it with new hardware. This was done in the water and did NOT involve removing the keel. I believe I mentioned this procedure on my website. Please don't allow your misconceptions and ignorance of nautical terms to cloud your judgment, sir. As for the positive flotation project, that is true and factual. I have poured all the dead space between the hull and the component with two-part, closed cell, urethane foam. My fine, blue water yacht is similar to an Etap or a Boston Whaler in that there is the hull, there is foam and there is the inner liner (component). Not only that, but there is no unsightly, heavy pilothouse on this Captain's real sailboat. You have a pretty good memory for an old coot but you have a lot of the details wrong. I guess you can be forgiven since it is more a problem with reading comprehension than memory in my humble opinion. For an old relic you could be a lot worse off. Heck, compare yourself to the dazed, confused, bitter and psychotic mental state of the Gay One who is half your age and you will have to admit you are practically an Einstein. Cheers! And, I'll drink to THAT! Seriously, Ole Thom, let me be among the first to wish you a Merry Christmas this year and many, many more to come. Respectfully, Capt. Neal "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Hey Crapton, Mr everything right, How about a post on the Broken Boom? How about a History of the names on the "Banana Boat" before you changed the name because of all the laughs the ASA was having? How about the true story of the Keel? Tell us about your project of making her unsinkable? How about a re-telling of shooting the Inlet against the CG advice? How about that for an Old Man's memory? I still have many more of your tales. I'll save them. In the mean time, Crapton. These are stories that you have posted. The real Crapton will has no problem recalling them for the Newbies. (Nor will I) Ole Thom |
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