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Bobsprit = idiot in the first degree:
http://www.apogeephoto.com/oct2001/p...ing_baby.shtml Flash is a real problem with babies. There's the possibility of red eye, particularly a concern when capturing close-ups of wide-eyed babies when the flash illuminates the retina. When it comes to baby photography, in general, using the flash is a "no no." Some camera manufacturers even issue a warning in their manual that it could even damage the eyes of an infant. Get that runt Baptized before you do him in! Amen! Bob Crantz "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... and there was a 200W light in operation, then his pupils would not have been so dilated. Listen, doctor eyeball, babie's eyes are quite slow to react, not like an adult's eyes at all. He squeals and laughs when I take pics, because he likes the flashes. Like any baby, if something bugs him, he lets us know fast. RB |
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message k.net... Bobsprit = idiot in the first degree: http://www.apogeephoto.com/oct2001/p...ing_baby.shtml Flash is a real problem with babies. There's the possibility of red eye, particularly a concern when capturing close-ups of wide-eyed babies when the flash illuminates the retina. When it comes to baby photography, in general, using the flash is a "no no." Some camera manufacturers even issue a warning in their manual that it could even damage the eyes of an infant. Get that runt Baptized before you do him in! Amen! Bob Crantz But if they blind the little tyke, Bob can take him to his favorite place of worship and through the power of Jesus, heal him by the laying on of hands, and use the story to convert all of the hellbound folks here! Now why didn't you think of that? I think Satan's sneaking into your mind, pray for your soul, REPENT!!! Get right with the Lord! Praise the Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John Cairns "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... and there was a 200W light in operation, then his pupils would not have been so dilated. Listen, doctor eyeball, babie's eyes are quite slow to react, not like an adult's eyes at all. He squeals and laughs when I take pics, because he likes the flashes. Like any baby, if something bugs him, he lets us know fast. RB |
wrote in message A free copy of photoshop? I SERIOUSLY doubt it's the full version. Meanwhile, automated redeye repair does not do a very good job except for "snapshot" quality. In a closeup portrait, it would be VERY noticable. Figures that Moron would think that Photoshop's redeye presets would do more than a very crude job. Presets... Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa.... what kind of an IDIOT are you Bill-Bob? CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... it would be VERY noticable. Figures that Moron would think that Photoshop's redeye presets would do more than a very crude job. 100% correct. For close up work you have to retouch manually. I also have Paintshop for that stuff, which I prefer for some pics. Red-eye fix is fine for 4X6 though. Paintshop.... Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! Idiot! CM |
"John Cairns" wrote in message I have several copies of PhotoShop, including a full version, along with Corel PhotoPaint, full version, couldn't tell you if any of the bundled versions are complete as I rarely use them, I take perfect pics right out of the box :) As do most people with a clue...... which Bob obviously does not have. CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message I don't see any cameras that come with full photoshop. Maybe one does, but certainly nothing I've seen. Elements is a popular free-bee with cameras and even higher end photoprinters. My D70 came with neither. Stop it already Bob... you are sounding more ridiculous with every post! CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message Not full photoshop. Usually just Elements, which is now up to 3.0. Good program that's fine for most folks. Like how would you know?? You don't have a clue about graphics programs! Wanna butt heads about it Bob? This should be a lot of fun..... CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Photoshop.... Bob..... don't be silly... he couldn't figure out a palette let alone pixel edit and masks. I use Photoshop CS (full version) of course along with Nikon-View to decode raw images. Neat Image is used to correct higher ISOs. Mooron blows it again! Bwahhahahahahahahaaaa.... what a dolt! Photoshop ...full version... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaa You really don't have a clue do you Bob!?? Here's a hint... if you had the full version... why would yu use Nikon-View??? Because your an IDIOT! .... and you don't have the full version... you couldn't work the full version... you wouldn't understand the full version.... CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Ha Ha Ha.... dear me... Bob walks through a gallery You ought to try it sometime. You might not end up getting slapped around here as much! I'm still waiting for the slap of your lace glove there Bobby! CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... But try not to tempt fate by bragging on him too much. The Lord works in mysterious ways . . . I'm really not bragging...just kidding about it because it upsets Scotty Potti and Mooron. You can't fault me for that. Bob... you are wasting your time and effort... I have never said a negative word about your child. He is an innocent and you have a great gift in your son. Raise him well... but buddy... that ain't gonna have any impact on my taking your sorry ass to task at every opportunity.... and that's just because you earned the right! Just remember... I'm only pickin' on Ya ... cause I like Ya! Relax and remember you have much more important things to attend to than this media of high pressure steam offlet. I'm havin' fun... hope you are as well.... CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... You will cause permanent damage to the young lad's eyesight if you take too many photos like that. Ahhh...another expert!!! 1) the flash is not pointed at him. It's wireless and out of his eyeline. 2) The room is bright (200 watts overhead), but he just had his eyes closed. The D70 is so damn fast, I got him just as he spotted the lens of the camera. Seriously Bob... how do you find that Nikon? I'm looking at buying a new camera. CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... HA! Lots of people much older than Thomas like to watch the little blue light of a welder. Don't be silly. There is no way Suzanne is going to stop her welding with little Thomas in the same room. Mig Welding is she? CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... RB Don't use the flash closeup Bubbles. It wasn't. It's an SB800 flash, wireless, and fired by the D70 in commander mode. That has the Anti Red Eye Mode ? CM |
"John Cairns" wrote in message But if they blind the little tyke, Bob can take him to his favorite place of worship and through the power of Jesus, heal him by the laying on of hands, and use the story to convert all of the hellbound folks here! Now why didn't you think of that? I think Satan's sneaking into your mind, pray for your soul, REPENT!!! Get right with the Lord! Praise the Lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy Mackeral John... you almost had me converted with that last speil!..... CM |
Seriously Bob... how do you find that Nikon? I'm looking at buying a new
camera. Actually, it's quite nice. It's rather large. I find the auto focus system amazing and manual is also there. Pics are quite sharp with the 18-70 kit lens and sharper still with primes. I think a lot of people could be very happy with the kit lens alone. D70 works best out of the auto modes. Viewfinder is not the brightest, but just fine. There is no vertical grip available. Your old Nikon lenses will work, but may be manual only...no big deal. ISO performance is very good...this was taken at ISO 500. http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/water444.jpg I really can't say enough good things about the D70. Even the metering is well done. No shutter lag. Great raw mode and so on. Quite a deal. There is also the more expensive Canon 20D, with 8mp, but I prefer the D70. The Canon's Cmos sensor is probably superior when used correctly, but the Canon's kit lens isn't great. Feel free to ask more questions....oh, the D70's inherent FL mag is 1.5, so a 50mm lens becomes a 75mm. RB |
I'm havin' fun... hope you are as well....
Easy there, ole buddy. You know I'm having fun. BTW, I don't know if a D70 is a great camera for use aboard. I'd go with a good small P&S, like my little Pentax Optio. Dispite it's small size, it took this pic (5MP)...... http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sendbaby2.jpg Again, the Optio is smaller than a credit card. Sells here for 315.00 and there's even an underwater housing available for it! RB |
My D70 came with neither.
Stop it already Bob... you are sounding more ridiculous with every post! Mooron, you don't even know what ships with what. You have an F4!!! What software shipped with it??? Bwahahahahahaha! RB |
Paintshop for that stuff, which I prefer for some pics. Red-eye fix is
fine for 4X6 though. Paintshop.... Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! Idiot! If you have a 3D pen & tablet and actually have color spotone experience, paintshop works fine. RB |
Here's a hint... if you had the full version... why would yu use
Nikon-View??? Mooron, I feel bad for you. At each turn you get exposed. Here's a newsflash. Photoshop CS, PSLE and Elements 3.0 CAN'T READ the NIKON NEF RAW files without the plugin that downloads with NIKON VIEW. Period. SLABAMMMMMMM!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! CRUNCH!!!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!! RB |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Paintshop for that stuff, which I prefer for some pics. Red-eye fix is fine for 4X6 though. Paintshop.... Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!! Idiot! If you have a 3D pen & tablet and actually have color spotone experience, paintshop works fine. Pen and tablet??? where do you get these lame ideas.... that stuff is 10 years old. Spotone.... you mean the industry standard of Pantone? A photo edit suite provided with every camera software works on red-eye Bob... it's for people who don't know how to take a picture properly. CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... My D70 came with neither. Stop it already Bob... you are sounding more ridiculous with every post! Mooron, you don't even know what ships with what. You have an F4!!! What software shipped with it??? It's an SLR Bob... it doesn't use software. My Kodak DC290 arrived with all kinds of software. CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Here's a hint... if you had the full version... why would yu use Nikon-View??? Mooron, I feel bad for you. At each turn you get exposed. Here's a newsflash. Photoshop CS, PSLE and Elements 3.0 CAN'T READ the NIKON NEF RAW files without the plugin that downloads with NIKON VIEW. Period. SLABAMMMMMMM!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! CRUNCH!!!!! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!! Relax Bob... you'll strain an artery... I said why would you use Nikon View if you had a full blown version of Photoshop? I said nothing regarding a requirement for a plug-in available on the Nikon Software..... and the internet. CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... I'm havin' fun... hope you are as well.... Easy there, ole buddy. You know I'm having fun. BTW, I don't know if a D70 is a great camera for use aboard. I'd go with a good small P&S, like my little Pentax Optio. Dispite it's small size, it took this pic (5MP)...... http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sendbaby2.jpg Again, the Optio is smaller than a credit card. Sells here for 315.00 and there's even an underwater housing available for it! Not much into the smaller digitals.... what I'm waiting for is Nikon to get off their friggin' arses and get back to making topline cameras again. They had a great one years ago... can't recall the name... the price tag was $10K.... I think they are coming out with a new one in week or so as well.... but again the stupid proprietary format crap I think.... I've got like over a dozen Nikon Lenses and Flash equipment.... I use it as a hobby but have been hired on many occasions. My brother's graphic firm uses my equipment for their professional photo shoots..... seems the pros like the F4 much better than the F5... I do not know why. I do have a data back that allows a wide variety of functions... like printing the shot info between the shots on the negative. Auto tracking and focus triggered shot abilities.... I can set it up over a gopher hole and when the gopher pops his head out into the focus range preset... it will snap a photo automatically... or 6 of them at different exposures. It's a really neat system. CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message Feel free to ask more questions....oh, the D70's inherent FL mag is 1.5, so a 50mm lens becomes a 75mm. Damned.... that'll screw up my 17mm Fisheye... but would be a boost to my 500mm Cat. I'm waiting to see the reviews on the Nikon D2X.... CM |
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I said why would you use Nikon
View if you had a full blown version of Photoshop? You said that having NV PROVED I don't have full Photoshop!!!!! You didn't KNOW that it's REQUIRED because you continue to blow useless hot air!!! WHoooooo HHoooooo!!! STOMP! RB |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... that's fine for most folks. Like how would you know?? How would I know? Do you know the diff between a comercial/pro grade editing tool and consumer grade? I guess not. Please explain to us all why Elements 3.0 ISN'T fine for most people!!!! We're waiting! I've never used Elements 3.0.... there are a plethora of graphics programs... some with proprietary formats... some that do a tenth the stuff that Photoshop can do at 1/3 the price. Photoshop as with all graphics apps is entirely based on your familiarity and expertise with the program. Many people can do basic stuff with AutoCAD.... but it takes a Pro to do the real stuff required on complex site plans and 3D presentations. It's the same with Photoshop.... I know how many applications for work my brother gets... I also am aware that 3/4 of them don't have sufficient knowledge to be engaged in professional work with this app. Raster and vector based graphics are a complex thing... not suited to the general public. Are you familiar with FLASH??? CM |
It's an SLR Bob... it doesn't use software. My Kodak DC290 arrived with all
kinds of software. And full PS? Yeah! Sure it did!!!! Bwahahahaha! RB |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Spotone.... you mean the industry standard of Pantone? No, spotone was a color and B&W retouch system using fine brushes and inks. I used to use the system when I worked at Finely Studio doing large format still work. I used airbrush..... for neg work it was Rubylith. CM |
I had one years ago... my brother has several.... they are limited in their
spectrum of use. Your link is to a gift site Bob.... no mention of a tablet on that page. CM "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Pen and tablet??? where do you get these lame ideas.... that stuff is 10 years old. Good lord. They are used for retouching, even in post production video salons. STANDARD equip. for most people I know who use Photoshop seriously. I don't own one presently...but I borrow one from a friend at times. http://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/cont...=WAI29X12P&is= REG&Q=&O=productlist&sku=234412 This one works better than ANY mouse. Pricey, but fantastic control. Try one before you inject more footwear between your lips! RB |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... It's an SLR Bob... it doesn't use software. My Kodak DC290 arrived with all kinds of software. And full PS? Yeah! Sure it did!!!! Bwahahahaha! Full PS???? what are you talkin' about? CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Relax Bob... you'll strain an artery... I said why would you use Nikon View if you had a full blown version of Photoshop? NOPE!! You are SOOO Busted. You said WHY WOULD I NEED NIKON VIEW if I had full PS. You don't even know that PS doesn't support Nikon NEF without downloading Nikon View! Sad attempt at wriggling free! It's a plug in Bob.... go to the Photshop Plug In site. CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... I said why would you use Nikon View if you had a full blown version of Photoshop? You said that having NV PROVED I don't have full Photoshop!!!!! You didn't KNOW that it's REQUIRED because you continue to blow useless hot air!!! WHoooooo HHoooooo!!! STOMP! Excitable aren't you..... you don't have a full blown version of Photoshop Bob.... if a plug -in is required.... then down load it. It's only rocket science to you..... CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Not much into the smaller digitals.... what I'm waiting for is Nikon to get off their friggin' arses and get back to making topline cameras again. Nikon's D70 is utterly unmatched at it's pricepoint and the new 12MP camera looks very impressive. I think they do trail in the P&S market after owning and returning the Coolpix 8800. I never liked the Coolpix... even the name sucked! CM |
wrote in message Not that long ago, Muldoon was crying poverty. He couldn't even afford a proper dink for his sailboat, and was towing around a huge double ended dory instead. In the picture of it he posted, it looked almost as big as his sailboat. Some peoples fortunes remain the same... mine improved drastically. I'm happy to announce I do not owe anyone anything anymore. No Visa, no loan, house is paid off, car & truck is paid off, I have money in the bank and work for next year. I am totally debt free. It's a wonderful feeling. CM |
Take your own advise Bill.... say hello to B&H for me..... then find a
tablet on the page Bill! Good luck! CM wrote in message Good grief! the Computer illiterate Moron can't even figure out that the link was very long and it wrapped. Click the link, and then copy and paste the rest of it, numbnuts. BB http://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/cont...=WAI29X12P&is= REG&Q=&O=productlist&sku=234412 "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Pen and tablet??? where do you get these lame ideas.... that stuff is 10 years old. Good lord. They are used for retouching, even in post production video salons. STANDARD equip. for most people I know who use Photoshop seriously. I don't own one presently...but I borrow one from a friend at times. http://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/cont...=WAI29X12P&is= REG&Q=&O=productlist&sku=234412 This one works better than ANY mouse. Pricey, but fantastic control. Try one before you inject more footwear between your lips! RB |
Excitable aren't you..... you don't have a full blown version of Photoshop
Bob.... if a plug -in is required.... then down load it. Bwahahahahaha! Sooo busted. Okay, Mooron! I don't have a computer either! RB |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... I guess not. Please explain to us all why Elements 3.0 ISN'T fine for most people!!!! We're waiting! I've never used Elements 3.0.... Uh...you do realize that Elements is, in many respects, simply a consumer oriented level version of Photoshop? It does just about anything a photographer would need. A pro, submitting for publishing would need more. So is Corel Draw, Paint Shop Pro, iGraphix Design Suite.... sheesh I could go on. Most of the basic apps that come with the digitals these days are fine for basic photo retouching... like the lame sepia tone and red-eye removal, rotate etc. CM |
So is Corel Draw, Paint Shop Pro, iGraphix Design Suite.... sheesh I could
go on. No, Mooron. Elements was LIFTED lock stock and barrel out of PS. They are both from Adobe. Adobe essentially created Elements in the wake of PSLE, which had been a giveaway with many cameras and scanners. Elements is expanded, but operates just like photoshop, duplicating keystokes and so on. I have Paintshop pro and it's a different program with it's own learning curve. RB |
"DSK" wrote
Do you think God has a sense of humor? Obviously! AFAIK he pulled the funniest joke in all eternity by conning Abraham into cutting off the end of his penis --- and the ends of all his son's penises and all his mensevants' and .... (Gen17:9-14). That's almost as funny as sending me to look for a septapeutch (c: |
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