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Scott Vernon December 14th 04 01:39 AM

Ask Mooron, seems he's been schooling you lately.

Scotty

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Is that a number bigger than two?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

And I only had a Bajillion to start with.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Now we know why you are like you are...poor Scotty...a kajullion


brain cells

went down he drain that day...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"DSK" wrote in message
et...

You don't get moonshine at a "roadside stop."

Working a coal mine in WV one year, one of the locals had some


shine,

offered me a sip, awwkkkkk God awful stuff! But then I'm not a
drinker. They loved it.

Scotty










Overproof December 14th 04 01:40 AM


"DSK" wrote in message

No, it just shows you have nothing better to do. What's the point? You end
up with fewer brain cells, less money, and they can make liquor faster
than you can drink it.


Lets call it culling of the weaker cells....

You don't get moonshine at a "roadside stop."


You do if the trucker you'er hitchin' a ride with knows the locals.

Pottery... did you go to Seagroves?


No... a private place way back in the boonies.... no phone, no electricity
( their choice.)

CM



Overproof December 14th 04 01:41 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
Working a coal mine in WV one year, one of the locals had some shine,
offered me a sip, awwkkkkk God awful stuff! But then I'm not a
drinker. They loved it.


I'd have to concur with you on the taste.....

CM



Nav December 14th 04 01:44 AM

Ah, you mean on how to caulk a boat? I'm leaving him alone so he can
enjoy himself. He does have an impressive capacity to play with himself.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

Ask Mooron, seems he's been schooling you lately.

Scotty

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Is that a number bigger than two?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:


And I only had a Bajillion to start with.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...


Now we know why you are like you are...poor Scotty...a kajullion

brain cells


went down he drain that day...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...


"DSK" wrote in message
.net...


You don't get moonshine at a "roadside stop."

Working a coal mine in WV one year, one of the locals had some

shine,


offered me a sip, awwkkkkk God awful stuff! But then I'm not a
drinker. They loved it.

Scotty









Overproof December 14th 04 02:21 AM

Pay attention boy.... you might learn sumthin'...

Gawd knows you need da schoolin'

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Ah, you mean on how to caulk a boat? I'm leaving him alone so he can enjoy
himself. He does have an impressive capacity to play with himself.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

Ask Mooron, seems he's been schooling you lately.

Scotty

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Is that a number bigger than two?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:


And I only had a Bajillion to start with.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...


Now we know why you are like you are...poor Scotty...a kajullion

brain cells


went down he drain that day...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...


"DSK" wrote in message
h.net...


You don't get moonshine at a "roadside stop."

Working a coal mine in WV one year, one of the locals had some

shine,


offered me a sip, awwkkkkk God awful stuff! But then I'm not a
drinker. They loved it.

Scotty











Nav December 14th 04 02:25 AM

Please carry on, well you usually do anyway.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Pay attention boy.... you might learn sumthin'...

Gawd knows you need da schoolin'

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Ah, you mean on how to caulk a boat? I'm leaving him alone so he can enjoy
himself. He does have an impressive capacity to play with himself.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:


Ask Mooron, seems he's been schooling you lately.

Scotty

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Is that a number bigger than two?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:



And I only had a Bajillion to start with.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...



Now we know why you are like you are...poor Scotty...a kajullion

brain cells



went down he drain that day...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...



"DSK" wrote in message
th.net...



You don't get moonshine at a "roadside stop."

Working a coal mine in WV one year, one of the locals had some

shine,



offered me a sip, awwkkkkk God awful stuff! But then I'm not a
drinker. They loved it.

Scotty









Overproof December 14th 04 02:45 AM

Admit it.... that's one of the reasons you like me!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Please carry on, well you usually do anyway.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Pay attention boy.... you might learn sumthin'...

Gawd knows you need da schoolin'

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Ah, you mean on how to caulk a boat? I'm leaving him alone so he can
enjoy himself. He does have an impressive capacity to play with himself.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:


Ask Mooron, seems he's been schooling you lately.

Scotty

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Is that a number bigger than two?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:



And I only had a Bajillion to start with.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...



Now we know why you are like you are...poor Scotty...a kajullion

brain cells



went down he drain that day...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...



"DSK" wrote in message
uth.net...



You don't get moonshine at a "roadside stop."

Working a coal mine in WV one year, one of the locals had some

shine,



offered me a sip, awwkkkkk God awful stuff! But then I'm not a
drinker. They loved it.

Scotty











Nav December 14th 04 02:53 AM

Silly boy, of course I like you. Now go back to sleep, the world will be
different tomorrow.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Admit it.... that's one of the reasons you like me!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Please carry on, well you usually do anyway.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Pay attention boy.... you might learn sumthin'...

Gawd knows you need da schoolin'

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Ah, you mean on how to caulk a boat? I'm leaving him alone so he can
enjoy himself. He does have an impressive capacity to play with himself.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:



Ask Mooron, seems he's been schooling you lately.

Scotty

"Nav" wrote in message
...



Is that a number bigger than two?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:




And I only had a Bajillion to start with.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...




Now we know why you are like you are...poor Scotty...a kajullion

brain cells




went down he drain that day...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...




"DSK" wrote in message
outh.net...




You don't get moonshine at a "roadside stop."

Working a coal mine in WV one year, one of the locals had some

shine,




offered me a sip, awwkkkkk God awful stuff! But then I'm not a
drinker. They loved it.

Scotty









Joe December 14th 04 02:59 AM

Yes Dallas is like the San Francisco of Texas.

Most likely the bikers you meet were born in Ohio or some ungodley
place like that, you should of kept their bike.

And you better bring a bag of Jack if you wanna buy a bottle of BRNIR ,
I just called Spec's liquor store and they have a bottle in Houston and
a gallon runs 2,300 USA dollars. My cousion used to always have a
bottle in his bar, I never knew it was so expensive.

Joe


Overproof December 14th 04 03:11 AM

Yep... I'll still be a lean mean well muscled machine.... and you'll be
playin' catch- up!

:-D

CM
"Nav" wrote in message
...
Silly boy, of course I like you. Now go back to sleep, the world will be
different tomorrow.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Admit it.... that's one of the reasons you like me!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Please carry on, well you usually do anyway.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Pay attention boy.... you might learn sumthin'...

Gawd knows you need da schoolin'

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Ah, you mean on how to caulk a boat? I'm leaving him alone so he can
enjoy himself. He does have an impressive capacity to play with
himself.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:



Ask Mooron, seems he's been schooling you lately.

Scotty

"Nav" wrote in message
...



Is that a number bigger than two?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:




And I only had a Bajillion to start with.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...




Now we know why you are like you are...poor Scotty...a kajullion

brain cells




went down he drain that day...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...




"DSK" wrote in message
south.net...




You don't get moonshine at a "roadside stop."

Working a coal mine in WV one year, one of the locals had some

shine,




offered me a sip, awwkkkkk God awful stuff! But then I'm not a
drinker. They loved it.

Scotty











Overproof December 14th 04 03:12 AM

Gulp.... I'd best check my lotto tickets.

CM

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yes Dallas is like the San Francisco of Texas.

Most likely the bikers you meet were born in Ohio or some ungodley
place like that, you should of kept their bike.

And you better bring a bag of Jack if you wanna buy a bottle of BRNIR ,
I just called Spec's liquor store and they have a bottle in Houston and
a gallon runs 2,300 USA dollars. My cousion used to always have a
bottle in his bar, I never knew it was so expensive.

Joe




Nav December 14th 04 03:21 AM

Are you saying you had a puny stand in for the fish photo?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Yep... I'll still be a lean mean well muscled machine.... and you'll be
playin' catch- up!

:-D

CM
"Nav" wrote in message
...

Silly boy, of course I like you. Now go back to sleep, the world will be
different tomorrow.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:


Admit it.... that's one of the reasons you like me!

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...


Please carry on, well you usually do anyway.

Cheers

Overproof wrote:



Pay attention boy.... you might learn sumthin'...

Gawd knows you need da schoolin'

CM

"Nav" wrote in message
...



Ah, you mean on how to caulk a boat? I'm leaving him alone so he can
enjoy himself. He does have an impressive capacity to play with
himself.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:




Ask Mooron, seems he's been schooling you lately.

Scotty

"Nav" wrote in message
...




Is that a number bigger than two?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:





And I only had a Bajillion to start with.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
...





Now we know why you are like you are...poor Scotty...a kajullion

brain cells





went down he drain that day...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...





"DSK" wrote in message
lsouth.net...





You don't get moonshine at a "roadside stop."

Working a coal mine in WV one year, one of the locals had some

shine,





offered me a sip, awwkkkkk God awful stuff! But then I'm not a
drinker. They loved it.

Scotty









Nav December 14th 04 03:22 AM

Find a cheaper store?

Cheers

Overproof wrote:

Gulp.... I'd best check my lotto tickets.

CM

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Yes Dallas is like the San Francisco of Texas.

Most likely the bikers you meet were born in Ohio or some ungodley
place like that, you should of kept their bike.

And you better bring a bag of Jack if you wanna buy a bottle of BRNIR ,
I just called Spec's liquor store and they have a bottle in Houston and
a gallon runs 2,300 USA dollars. My cousion used to always have a
bottle in his bar, I never knew it was so expensive.

Joe






Scott Vernon December 14th 04 05:02 AM

Ask Donal to buy it for you, he's a millionaire.

SV


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:kSsvd.70478$6f6.56912@edtnps89...
Gulp.... I'd best check my lotto tickets.

CM

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Yes Dallas is like the San Francisco of Texas.

Most likely the bikers you meet were born in Ohio or some ungodley
place like that, you should of kept their bike.

And you better bring a bag of Jack if you wanna buy a bottle of

BRNIR ,
I just called Spec's liquor store and they have a bottle in

Houston and
a gallon runs 2,300 USA dollars. My cousion used to always have a
bottle in his bar, I never knew it was so expensive.

Joe






Maxprop December 14th 04 05:32 AM


"Overproof" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message


That's what you get for hanging with bikers, the wimps. The real men

down
here don't have to wear leather and H-D logos to convince themselves
they're
manly men.


Yeah... I guess all that practice at drinking has killed their abilities.


That, and all that vibration transmitted up through their butts into their
livers.


G I've been known to drink slivovitz and aquavit, and you're worried
about my palate . . . Yes, my attitude it poor on the subject, but I've
just never found high-proof liquors to be worth much beyond a quick and
sustaining drunk.


Good Grief... Lamb's is a sipping Rum... meant for taste. The drunk part

is
entirely dependent on your particular tolerence level.


I'll be the judge of that. So far I've never drunk anything over 100 proof
that was "a sipping" liquor. The taste of any libation comes from the part
that is not ethanol, not the ethanol itself. Ergo Lambs would no doubt have
better flavor if the ethanol were reduced to a reasonable level. Spiking a
recipe with more ethanol is akin to adding water to bourbon, in terms of
taste.

Do Belgian livers come pre-pickled?


They come built to handle alcohol intake..... for extended duration.


Ah, so they come with an extra dense extravasation of fat, eh?

The only place I've known old timers with such tolerance is in Italy.

How
does five bottles of amarone sound at one sitting. (wish the old

*******
had shared some with the rest of us . . .)


You should meet a few of the fishermen from Lunenburg.... that's where
Angus Walters is from... the Captain of the Schooner 'Bluenose'. You

know...
the one that beat the Americans.


And what, exactly, does that have to do with booze tolerance??

They generally bite *after* drinking, but one never knows when those

teeth
might appear.


Damned.... here we been training ours to suck after drinking.


MN women are more like Klingon females--they take matters into their own
hands, er rather teeth.

Yeah, they are such a convenient target, aren't they? Hey, you've got a
bunch o' em up there in the eastern sector, doncha?


Yeah... but even they hate the French from France!


Really? Why then do they behave so similarly to the Frogs?


Overproof, M.D.? Nah. You must have missed that chapter on Merkun
tolerance to alcohol. Page 431, paragraph 4, line 23-31: " . . . the
myth
regarding cultures outside the USA that possess unusual ethanol

tolerance.
McGrady, et. al., discovered in their epidemiological study of North
American cultures vs. ethanol tolerance an inverse correlation between
latitude and the ability to withstand the deliterious effects of copious
ethanol imbibition. Subjects from lower latitudes demonstrated a

greater
propensity for remaining conscious following 10 standard (2oz. 50%
ethanol)
drinks than those from higher latitudes. The conclusion that equatorial
proximity equates to greater tolerance and polar proximity equates to

less
tolerance appears to be substantiated by McGrady and . . ."


That is erroneous.... the thicker blood of the northern dwellers radically
increases their tolerance to alcohol. The thinner blood of the southerners
is subject to extreme dilution.... and subsequent loss of consciousness.


Where did you get that *informative* piece? On the back label of a Lambs
bottle?

Have you considered becoming a yoga instructor?


Not really..... but I'd be really good at it considering the positions I
can get myself into when pleasing a young lady.


Not that any *young* lady would allow such a thing from an old fart, such as
yourself. Imagination and dreams are wonderful things, however. :-)

Around here we call her "Katy bar the door." Or is it "Bar the door,

it's
Katy?"


I'm bettin' on the latter...


One learns self-defense from personal experiences.

Is that so wrong?


It's neither right nor wrong.... it's a logical assumption based on
available data.


Data? That robot on ST-TNG?


"Manly" ain't got nuttin' to do wid dat. Oh dear, but I've been

possessed
of a most unpleasant mental image that simply won't abate.


The girls think it's sexy....


Hmmm. That photo must have been taken a few decades ago, eh? :-)

We don't have any o' that stuff down here. Well, okay, we got some of

it
today, but it won't stay long.


Plus 8c here today... rain.... no snow or ice yet.


25F here tomorrow, and 15F tomorrow night, with lake-effect snow. Would you
PLEASE take this **** back to where it belongs.

Aha, now I know why you want the ice--so the embers won't burn your

feet
when you stagger backward. Gotcha.


No No.... I'll wear skates and drink.... while circling you until you get
dizzy and fall down.


Bring a puck, and "keep your stick on the ice."

Max



Maxprop December 14th 04 05:34 AM


"katysails" wrote in message

There's a reason they all have gout over there....


Uric acid runs rampant north of the border.

Max



Maxprop December 14th 04 05:35 AM


"katysails" wrote in message

Whale vomit? I didn;t know you were THAT eclectic!!


If the whale has partaken of enough good-quality rum, it might not be too
bad.

Max



Maxprop December 14th 04 05:38 AM


"Joe" wrote in message

Yes Dallas is like the San Francisco of Texas.

Most likely the bikers you meet were born in Ohio or some ungodley
place like that, you should of kept their bike.

And you better bring a bag of Jack if you wanna buy a bottle of BRNIR ,
I just called Spec's liquor store and they have a bottle in Houston and
a gallon runs 2,300 USA dollars. My cousion used to always have a
bottle in his bar, I never knew it was so expensive.


$100 a fifth at Sam's (Sam's wholesale liquors, not Sam's Walton's place) in
Chicago.

Max



Peter Wiley December 14th 04 06:29 AM

In article , Maxprop
wrote:

"Overproof" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

I've had Lamb's 151, but it tastes a lot like Lemonhart 151; IOW a lot
like
turpentine. Not sure why they distill that proof, or why people drink

it,
with the possible exception of getting quickly in the bag. I much

prefer
80
proof--one can actually taste the rum. Even Goslings 80 is better than
their 100. For sipping straight up, 151 proof is awful.



Yes Max... I'd expect no less from a .... shall we kindly state....

delicate
palate... such as yourself.
I find the 151 a full bodied rum, rich and with a bite that lets you know

in
no uncertain terms that you have achieved the pinnacle of rum expertise.

To those of us that have matriculated beyond the 'panty remover' stage...
the 151 Lambs has excellent taste and enough jaw.... to lift the hairs

on
the nape of your neck.

It's obviously way too manly of a rum for some... as you seem to be

touting
the self same defense as the rest of the limp wristed detractors incapable
of appreciating a fine and serious rum.

"Oh Captain Mooron... it's way too strong".. whined a simpering bilge
barnacle!

Well fancy Boy.... I sip it straight up, neat, room temp...... it's
delicious! In fact a stunt I'm well known for is to guzzle a quart of the
regular proof rum in one go..... then sit down and get to the serious
drinking.

Now Max old boy.... care to re-address your initial critique of my choice

in
rum????


Nope. Now, Cappy, re-read my post and tell me where, if anywhere, I implied
that it is "too strong" or "too manly" for my "delicate palate." To the
contrary, I'm perfectly confident I can spot you shot for shot with
anything, 151proof or not. But I prefer rum to taste like rum, not like
mineral spirits or paint thinner. It's a flavor issue, not one of strength.
In college I used to drink 190 proof grain alcohol (Everclear) straight from
the bottle. But somewhere along the line I learned to imbibe for the
pleasure of the spirit, not for the purpose of killing brain cells and
puking on my friends' shoes.

If alcohol content translates into great flavor, full-body, and manliness,
as you chest-thumpingly claim, why then do the vast majority of superb
single-malt scotches range around 80 proof? Why are the very finest sipping
bourbons and ryes the same? Why don't they make 150 proof cognacs and
armegnacs? Only the Brits, for some arcane reason, choose to distill such
high alcohol content rums, but at a price: flavor.


Wrong on 2 counts. Inner Circle Dark OP rum. 78% ethanol, lots of
flavour, made right here in Australia. Was originally a CSR (Colonial
Sugar Refinery) Directors Special blend.

I have a 6-pack of bottles to take to sea with me, along with the
Absolut vodka.

PDW

katysails December 14th 04 12:06 PM

Rum and fish....tasty....

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"katysails" wrote in message

Whale vomit? I didn;t know you were THAT eclectic!!


If the whale has partaken of enough good-quality rum, it might not be too
bad.

Max





DSK December 14th 04 04:53 PM

Overproof wrote:
Lets call it culling of the weaker cells....


One of my friends has a T-shirt with the slogan: "The Liver is Evil...
it must be punished!"



You don't get moonshine at a "roadside stop."



You do if the trucker you'er hitchin' a ride with knows the locals.


Ah so... that's different. Always possible to luck into it.

I've had several friends who were bootleggers, and occasionally took a
taste when offered... more to be polite than anything else. Not-so-good
moonshine tastes like paint thinner mixed with battery acid. Good
moonshine is palatable. Really good moonshine tastes vaguely reminiscent
of Karo syrup, leaves a tingling at the back of the throat (probably a
scorched spot that's instantly anaesthetized).

If it doesn't get you drunk, then why drink it? To fulfill a religious vow?

DSK


DSK December 14th 04 04:55 PM

Scott Vernon wrote:
Working a coal mine in WV one year, one of the locals had some shine,
offered me a sip, awwkkkkk God awful stuff! But then I'm not a
drinker. They loved it.


The good stuff doesn't taste so bad. All of it should numb your mouth so
quick you barely taste it anyway... although it may be that you can
still feel the burn!

I've never been a fan drinking huge quantities of hard liquor either...
except on rare occasions when it's justified.

DSK


Capt. Neal® December 14th 04 06:21 PM


"DSK" wrote in message t...
I've never been a fan drinking huge quantities of hard liquor either...
except on rare occasions when it's justified.

DSK


DSK thinks hard liquor includes Smirnoff Ice.

CN

DSK December 14th 04 07:15 PM

Crap'n Neal® wrote:
DSK thinks hard liquor includes Smirnoff Ice.


I have no idea what that is.

My idea of hard liquor is anything over 40% alcohol. I like a nice
single malt Scotch, but very rarely more than two over the course of an
evening. I also like Irish whiskey... used to always keep Bushmills in
stock but lately I've come to prefer Powers Gold.

(hint hint- Christmas is coming)

DSK


Overproof December 14th 04 08:28 PM


"DSK" wrote in message

My idea of hard liquor is anything over 40% alcohol. I like a nice single
malt Scotch, but very rarely more than two over the course of an evening.


Bottles???.... Good Man!

CM



DSK December 14th 04 08:57 PM

My idea of hard liquor is anything over 40% alcohol. I like a nice single
malt Scotch, but very rarely more than two over the course of an evening.



Overproof wrote:
Bottles???.... Good Man!


heh heh... no... if I drank two bottles of Irish whiskey in one evening,
you probably wouldn't want me around. One bottle makes me start singing.

DSK


Overproof December 14th 04 09:15 PM


"Maxprop" wrote in message

I'll be the judge of that. So far I've never drunk anything over 100
proof
that was "a sipping" liquor. The taste of any libation comes from the
part
that is not ethanol, not the ethanol itself. Ergo Lambs would no doubt
have
better flavor if the ethanol were reduced to a reasonable level. Spiking
a
recipe with more ethanol is akin to adding water to bourbon, in terms of
taste.


Aw-w-w-w..... here we go again..... excuses for a delicate palate

And what, exactly, does that have to do with booze tolerance??


Setting precedence on a variety of things we're much better at than you
Yankees!


MN women are more like Klingon females--they take matters into their own
hands, er rather teeth.


From my forays into the USA... calling your womenfolk Kilingon would be a
compliment.


Really? Why then do they behave so similarly to the Frogs?


...and they blame the French for it.

Where did you get that *informative* piece? On the back label of a Lambs
bottle?


Oh no... it's a well known fact


Not that any *young* lady would allow such a thing from an old fart, such
as
yourself. Imagination and dreams are wonderful things, however. :-)


Ah.... another victim of the belief in aging.... think young and avoid
getting targeted by the Old Age Truck!

Around here we call her "Katy bar the door." Or is it "Bar the door,

it's
Katy?"


I'm bettin' on the latter...


One learns self-defense from personal experiences.

Is that so wrong?


It's neither right nor wrong.... it's a logical assumption based on
available data.


Data? That robot on ST-TNG?

..
Hmmm. That photo must have been taken a few decades ago, eh? :-)


One decade....


25F here tomorrow, and 15F tomorrow night, with lake-effect snow. Would
you
PLEASE take this **** back to where it belongs.


It belongs right where it is... in your neck of the woods. I want a 3 foot
dump of snow! I want it right now!


Bring a puck, and "keep your stick on the ice."


Ah-Hah..... Red Green Fan!

CM



Maxprop December 15th 04 04:58 AM


"Overproof" wrote in message

From my forays into the USA... calling your womenfolk Kilingon would be a
compliment.


Hmmm. I thought Canadians were the ones who thought Lursa and Behtor were
hot.

Ah.... another victim of the belief in aging.... think young and avoid
getting targeted by the Old Age Truck!


Think reality and avoid getting hit by a 23 y.o. fist. :-)

It belongs right where it is... in your neck of the woods. I want a 3 foot
dump of snow! I want it right now!


I'd be most pleased to make a contribution. You may have it all.

Ah-Hah..... Red Green Fan!


Indeed. "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you
handy."

Max



katysails December 15th 04 12:11 PM

I think Nav said that last week....

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Overproof" wrote in message

From my forays into the USA... calling your womenfolk Kilingon would be a
compliment.


Hmmm. I thought Canadians were the ones who thought Lursa and Behtor were
hot.

Ah.... another victim of the belief in aging.... think young and avoid
getting targeted by the Old Age Truck!


Think reality and avoid getting hit by a 23 y.o. fist. :-)

It belongs right where it is... in your neck of the woods. I want a 3
foot
dump of snow! I want it right now!


I'd be most pleased to make a contribution. You may have it all.

Ah-Hah..... Red Green Fan!


Indeed. "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find
you
handy."

Max





Overproof December 15th 04 04:53 PM


"katysails" wrote in message

I think Nav said that last week....


Nav has no idea who Red Green is......



Maxprop December 15th 04 05:28 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 16:53:15 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:


"katysails" wrote in message

I think Nav said that last week....


Nav has no idea who Red Green is......

They're the guys either side of Amber?


Yup, that's who they are.

G

Max



Overproof December 15th 04 05:42 PM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Wed, 15 Dec 2004 16:53:15 GMT, "Overproof"
scribbled thusly:


"katysails" wrote in message

I think Nav said that last week....


Nav has no idea who Red Green is......

They're the guys either side of Amber?


No Ozone.... not even close.

CM



katysails December 16th 04 03:21 AM

I was referring to the "handy" oart of the statement...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:%ZZvd.36638$Ya4.10465@edtnps84...

"katysails" wrote in message

I think Nav said that last week....


Nav has no idea who Red Green is......




Nav December 16th 04 10:05 PM

You have to spell it out for him or he won't understand.

Cheers

katysails wrote:

I was referring to the "handy" oart of the statement...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:%ZZvd.36638$Ya4.10465@edtnps84...

"katysails" wrote in message


I think Nav said that last week....


Nav has no idea who Red Green is......





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Overproof December 17th 04 01:04 AM


"Nav" wrote in message
...
You have to spell it out for him or he won't understand.


Duck Tape This....

CM



katysails December 17th 04 02:55 AM

It;'s duct tape, Mooron...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:_gqwd.1323$0C1.1137@edtnps91...

"Nav" wrote in message
...
You have to spell it out for him or he won't understand.


Duck Tape This....

CM




Ed December 17th 04 03:41 AM

Actually both are right. Duct tape is certainly used to tape ducts, but
there is a brand of duct tape called Duck Tape with a picture of a Duck on
the label. URL below.

http://www.duckproducts.com/

Katy - you should check out your facts AND your spelling. It's MORON you
mOOron. :-)

"katysails" wrote in message
...
It;'s duct tape, Mooron...




Overproof December 17th 04 03:57 AM

"I'm a Man... and I can change ... if I have to....."

I met Red Green in person!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
It;'s duct tape, Mooron...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:_gqwd.1323$0C1.1137@edtnps91...

"Nav" wrote in message
...
You have to spell it out for him or he won't understand.


Duck Tape This....

CM






katysails December 17th 04 12:11 PM

That's cool...he reminds me of my Uncle Bill in a simpler way....my Uncle
Bill was the Provincial Etymologist for Ontario for years....his dad was a
provincial surveyor and knew Farley Mowat. Uncle Bill ended up dying of
pancreatic cancer. His alcohol consumption was prodigious (frank Scotch
like some drink beer...) He is a legend in our family...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:kOswd.83299$6f6.12840@edtnps89...
"I'm a Man... and I can change ... if I have to....."

I met Red Green in person!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
It;'s duct tape, Mooron...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:_gqwd.1323$0C1.1137@edtnps91...

"Nav" wrote in message
...
You have to spell it out for him or he won't understand.

Duck Tape This....

CM








Maxprop December 17th 04 02:15 PM


"katysails" wrote in message

Uncle Bill ended up dying of
pancreatic cancer. His alcohol consumption was prodigious (frank Scotch
like some drink beer...) He is a legend in our family...


Franking scotch apparently is hazardous to one's health. Not to mention
that CM claims to frank his scotch, rum, and other libations as well. RIP,
CM. :-(

Max




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