Liberals Return To Sodomy, Welfare Fraud

BERKELEY, CA-No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across
the country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex
and cheating the welfare system. "I've been so busy canvassing for the
Democratic Party, I haven't had a single moment for suckling at the
government's teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming," said Jonathan Gaynz,
an unemployed pro-hemp activist. "Now, my friends and I can finally get
back to warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids
gay." Gaynz added that his "number-one priority" is undermining the
efforts of freedom-loving patriots everywhere.

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
ups.com...
I've Returned To Sodomy

wrote in message
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On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 16:39:57 -0800, "Jonathan Ganz"
wrote:

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
oups.com...
I've Returned To Sodomy


Seems like you never left.

BBob

you sore?