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Capt. Neal® December 6th 04 06:36 PM

Bobsprit tell us about diapers
 
Bobsprit, since you've turned into such an obvious wuss,
why not inform the newsgroup on how you handle the
diaper situation?

Do you use disposables or the old-fashioned kind that
you wash? Does Thomas suffer from any diaper rash
and if so what medications work best to get rid of it?

What kind of container do you put used diapers in
so you they won't smell up the house?

What is the weekly cost of diapers?

When you anticipate you will be able to
potty train the little guy?

CN

Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 06:51 PM

Bob, you should tell him! Crapton is getting on in years and he needs to
know these things.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Bobsprit, since you've turned into such an obvious wuss,
why not inform the newsgroup on how you handle the
diaper situation?

Do you use disposables or the old-fashioned kind that
you wash? Does Thomas suffer from any diaper rash
and if so what medications work best to get rid of it?

What kind of container do you put used diapers in
so you they won't smell up the house?

What is the weekly cost of diapers?

When you anticipate you will be able to
potty train the little guy?

CN




Overproof December 6th 04 07:39 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

You're right!
We use disposable diapers.


Oh yeah... mister enviro sensitive!!!

We have a years worth for free (it was a shower
gift).


More land fill accumulation!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!

No diaper rash so far since we are home and keep him clean. Diapers are
tossed into a waste system called The Diaper Champ. There is no small
because
Thomas is breast fed.


That's a load of Crap allright..... bottle fed and proof supplied by your
own photos!!

CM



Overproof December 6th 04 08:06 PM


wrote in message

That's Suzy's breast milk in the bottle you nitwit. It's been
explained to you more than once,


Yes ...Bob! Okay!.... SURE!

CM



Overproof December 6th 04 08:10 PM


wrote in message

Since you don't even seem to know how to use Google, I did your
homework for you:


Tell us all again how you are not Bob... merely Bob's lapdaog that knows
everything Bob does and barks every time the doorbell rings.

Look Suzy, Look! Watch Bill Bark! Bark Bill Bark! Yip Yip Yap Yap.... Bark
like Bill, Bob ... Yip Yip Yap!

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa


CM




Wally December 6th 04 08:28 PM

wrote:

You have really lost it, Uberpoof. You are seeing shadows like Old
Thom and Tougboat. Katysails is sharper than you at this point.


You're the idiot searching for breast pump web sites - and posting links to
them.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Wally December 6th 04 08:40 PM

wrote:

I didn't have to search. I already knoew that the La Leche League
would have the information. I can't imagine anybody who has ever had a
child hasn't heard of them.


Is that some sort of international, multi-lingual thing?


I can go back to fellating UberPoof now.

BB






Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 08:52 PM

Yeah, it's called intelligence. You should get some if possible.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Wally" wrote in message
...
wrote:

I didn't have to search. I already knoew that the La Leche League
would have the information. I can't imagine anybody who has ever had a
child hasn't heard of them.


Is that some sort of international, multi-lingual thing?


I can go back to fellating UberPoof now.

BB








Wally December 6th 04 09:14 PM

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Yeah, it's called intelligence. You should get some if possible.


That's not a very nice thing to say to the person that's championing your
comeback.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 09:20 PM

I know, I know. But that's the way I am. g Do you want me to apologize?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Jonathan Ganz wrote:

Yeah, it's called intelligence. You should get some if possible.


That's not a very nice thing to say to the person that's championing your
comeback.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk





[email protected] December 6th 04 09:35 PM

Jon's been real angry lately.

Joe


Wally December 6th 04 09:39 PM

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

I know, I know. But that's the way I am. g


You agree that staging a comeback is neccessary, and the only way out of the
mire, then?


Do you want me to apologize?


You should. To the group. Profusely.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Wally December 6th 04 09:40 PM

wrote:
Jon's been real angry lately.


Tell me about this anger, Joe.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Thom Stewart December 6th 04 09:44 PM

Nutsy,

I do believe, Crapton wanted "Baby Wipe" Info?


Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 10:02 PM

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Jonathan Ganz wrote:

I know, I know. But that's the way I am. g


You agree that staging a comeback is neccessary, and the only way out of
the
mire, then?


No, but you seem to think so. Far be it from me to dissuade you.


Do you want me to apologize?


You should. To the group. Profusely.


To the group?? Which group is that? The ****ups and idiots no doubt.

See, now I was going to be nice and apologize to you for making a wisecrack.
Now, I think I won't. Sorry Wally.



Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 10:02 PM

Tell us all Joey.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Wally" wrote in message
...
wrote:
Jon's been real angry lately.


Tell me about this anger, Joe.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk





DSK December 6th 04 10:03 PM

You're the idiot searching for breast pump web sites - and posting links to
them.




wrote:
I didn't have to search. I already knoew that the La Leche League
would have the information. I can't imagine anybody who has ever had a
child hasn't heard of them. You can go back to fellating UberPoof now.

BB


Does "BB" stand for Boobsie & Bubbles? Still claiming to not be Bobsprit?

Oops!

DSK


Capt. Neal® December 6th 04 11:08 PM

BB lives in Colorado, Booby in New York.

CN


wrote in message ...
On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 17:03:07 -0500, DSK wrote:

You're the idiot searching for breast pump web sites - and posting links to
them.



wrote:
I didn't have to search. I already knoew that the La Leche League
would have the information. I can't imagine anybody who has ever had a
child hasn't heard of them. You can go back to fellating UberPoof now.

BB


Does "BB" stand for Boobsie & Bubbles? Still claiming to not be Bobsprit?

Oops!

DSK


Tougboat is a complete ****ing imbecile. He's not afraid to let everybody know
that, either!

BB


Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 11:12 PM

And you live on a piece of crap the size of a closet.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
BB lives in Colorado, Booby in New York.

CN


wrote in message
...
On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 17:03:07 -0500, DSK wrote:

You're the idiot searching for breast pump web sites - and posting
links to
them.



wrote:
I didn't have to search. I already knoew that the La Leche League
would have the information. I can't imagine anybody who has ever had a
child hasn't heard of them. You can go back to fellating UberPoof now.

BB

Does "BB" stand for Boobsie & Bubbles? Still claiming to not be
Bobsprit?

Oops!

DSK


Tougboat is a complete ****ing imbecile. He's not afraid to let everybody
know
that, either!

BB




Nav December 7th 04 12:57 AM

Why do you want to know? Are you becoming incontinent?

Cheers

Capt. Neal® wrote:

Bobsprit, since you've turned into such an obvious wuss,
why not inform the newsgroup on how you handle the
diaper situation?

Do you use disposables or the old-fashioned kind that
you wash? Does Thomas suffer from any diaper rash
and if so what medications work best to get rid of it?

What kind of container do you put used diapers in
so you they won't smell up the house?

What is the weekly cost of diapers?

When you anticipate you will be able to
potty train the little guy?

CN



Capt. Neal® December 7th 04 01:02 AM


You're the one who's incontinent. New Zealand isn't big
enough to qualify as one.

CN

"Nav" wrote in message ...
Why do you want to know? Are you becoming incontinent?

Cheers

Capt. Neal® wrote:

Bobsprit, since you've turned into such an obvious wuss,
why not inform the newsgroup on how you handle the
diaper situation?

Do you use disposables or the old-fashioned kind that
you wash? Does Thomas suffer from any diaper rash
and if so what medications work best to get rid of it?

What kind of container do you put used diapers in
so you they won't smell up the house?

What is the weekly cost of diapers?

When you anticipate you will be able to
potty train the little guy?

CN




Jonathan Ganz December 7th 04 01:04 AM

hahahahahaa good one Nav!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Why do you want to know? Are you becoming incontinent?

Cheers

Capt. Neal® wrote:

Bobsprit, since you've turned into such an obvious wuss,
why not inform the newsgroup on how you handle the
diaper situation?

Do you use disposables or the old-fashioned kind that
you wash? Does Thomas suffer from any diaper rash
and if so what medications work best to get rid of it?

What kind of container do you put used diapers in
so you they won't smell up the house?

What is the weekly cost of diapers?

When you anticipate you will be able to
potty train the little guy?

CN





Jonathan Ganz December 7th 04 01:43 AM

Hahahahaha... Of course, Neal, you're out to sea....

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

You're the one who's incontinent. New Zealand isn't big
enough to qualify as one.

CN

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Why do you want to know? Are you becoming incontinent?

Cheers

Capt. Neal® wrote:

Bobsprit, since you've turned into such an obvious wuss,
why not inform the newsgroup on how you handle the
diaper situation?

Do you use disposables or the old-fashioned kind that
you wash? Does Thomas suffer from any diaper rash
and if so what medications work best to get rid of it?

What kind of container do you put used diapers in
so you they won't smell up the house?

What is the weekly cost of diapers?

When you anticipate you will be able to
potty train the little guy?

CN






katysails December 7th 04 02:51 AM

La Leche League is an international group composed of mothers, nurses and
advocates of breast feeding. They offer support to new mothers and are
especially helpful when there are problems. They will make home visits to
assist and offer literature and advice.
"Wally" wrote in message
...
wrote:

I didn't have to search. I already knoew that the La Leche League
would have the information. I can't imagine anybody who has ever had a
child hasn't heard of them.


Is that some sort of international, multi-lingual thing?


I can go back to fellating UberPoof now.

BB








Lady Pilot December 7th 04 02:52 AM

Don't forget that Bob is "green peace" and all of that...including being a
hypocrite.

My concern is for the child...he claims she breastfeeds, but we get pictures
of a woman feeding her child with a bottle! If it was Bob that was feeding
the child, I could understand. My guess is that Suzy has never taken this
poor child to her breast to have an emotional bond with him.

But look at the facts, if Suzy had an emotional bond with her husband, he
wouldn't be posting...

LP (sad, but true)

PS...I had a breast pump too, but it never got used except for emergencies
to feed the child, or my breast were so full that I was leaking all over my
blouse.

"Overproof" wrote:

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

You're right!
We use disposable diapers.


Oh yeah... mister enviro sensitive!!!

We have a years worth for free (it was a shower
gift).


More land fill accumulation!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!

No diaper rash so far since we are home and keep him clean. Diapers are
tossed into a waste system called The Diaper Champ. There is no small
because
Thomas is breast fed.


That's a load of Crap allright..... bottle fed and proof supplied by your
own photos!!

CM




Lady Pilot December 7th 04 02:54 AM


"Overproof" wrote:

wrote in message

Since you don't even seem to know how to use Google, I did your
homework for you:


Tell us all again how you are not Bob... merely Bob's lapdaog that knows
everything Bob does and barks every time the doorbell rings.

Just as I have suspected for over a year now...

LP (good call, Capt. Mooron!)



Lady Pilot December 7th 04 03:01 AM

I agree, Wally. I like Ganz, but he's a total waste of my time. My time is
precious to me, but he doesn't seem to respect that...

Cheers,

LP

"Wally" wrote:
Jonathan Ganz wrote:

I know, I know. But that's the way I am. g


You agree that staging a comeback is neccessary, and the only way out of
the
mire, then?


Do you want me to apologize?


You should. To the group. Profusely.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk





Overproof December 7th 04 03:01 AM

Thank the Gods you weren't married to Bob and hooked up to one of those 3
hp, 200GPH, $400 Breast Pumps he's been bragging about.....

I'm mean really.... that would suck big time! :-D

CM



"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:cW8td.84788$EZ.74064@okepread07...
Don't forget that Bob is "green peace" and all of that...including being a
hypocrite.

My concern is for the child...he claims she breastfeeds, but we get
pictures of a woman feeding her child with a bottle! If it was Bob that
was feeding the child, I could understand. My guess is that Suzy has
never taken this poor child to her breast to have an emotional bond with
him.

But look at the facts, if Suzy had an emotional bond with her husband, he
wouldn't be posting...

LP (sad, but true)

PS...I had a breast pump too, but it never got used except for emergencies
to feed the child, or my breast were so full that I was leaking all over
my blouse.

"Overproof" wrote:

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

You're right!
We use disposable diapers.


Oh yeah... mister enviro sensitive!!!

We have a years worth for free (it was a shower
gift).


More land fill accumulation!!! You should be ashamed of yourself!

No diaper rash so far since we are home and keep him clean. Diapers are
tossed into a waste system called The Diaper Champ. There is no small
because
Thomas is breast fed.


That's a load of Crap allright..... bottle fed and proof supplied by your
own photos!!

CM






Lady Pilot December 7th 04 03:10 AM


"katysails" wrote:

La Leche League is an international group composed of mothers, nurses and
advocates of breast feeding. They offer support to new mothers and are

especially helpful when there are problems. They will make home visits to
assist and offer literature and advice.


Very good advice, Katy. But sometimes good advice isn't enough. I was a
protocol for the La Leche League. I spoke to about 200 professionals in
this field back in 1989-90.

You are very nice to offer advice to Bobsplit on his child (after what he's
done to you the last year and a half that I've been here). You show your
true nature and professionalism for the calling you have on your life.

LP



Jonathan Ganz December 7th 04 03:10 AM

Really? How's that? You're the one reading my posts. I'm not forcing you to
do that. How am I supposed to respect someone who only has negative things
to say, doesn't sail, and doesn't contribute anything to this ng? We're all
waiting for your contribution.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:_19td.84791$EZ.1288@okepread07...
I agree, Wally. I like Ganz, but he's a total waste of my time. My time
is precious to me, but he doesn't seem to respect that...

Cheers,

LP

"Wally" wrote:
Jonathan Ganz wrote:

I know, I know. But that's the way I am. g


You agree that staging a comeback is neccessary, and the only way out of
the
mire, then?


Do you want me to apologize?


You should. To the group. Profusely.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk







Lady Pilot December 7th 04 03:12 AM

Proof?

LP (thanks)

PS...E-mail the proof to ladypilot at geocities dot com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
BB lives in Colorado, Booby in New York.

CN


wrote in message
...
On Mon, 06 Dec 2004 17:03:07 -0500, DSK wrote:

You're the idiot searching for breast pump web sites - and posting
links to
them.



wrote:
I didn't have to search. I already knoew that the La Leche League
would have the information. I can't imagine anybody who has ever had a
child hasn't heard of them. You can go back to fellating UberPoof now.

BB

Does "BB" stand for Boobsie & Bubbles? Still claiming to not be
Bobsprit?

Oops!

DSK


Tougboat is a complete ****ing imbecile. He's not afraid to let everybody
know
that, either!

BB




katysails December 7th 04 03:24 AM

If you lower yourself to others low standards, you are no better off than
tehy....thank you...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Va9td.84792$EZ.68915@okepread07...

"katysails" wrote:

La Leche League is an international group composed of mothers, nurses and
advocates of breast feeding. They offer support to new mothers and are

especially helpful when there are problems. They will make home visits
to assist and offer literature and advice.


Very good advice, Katy. But sometimes good advice isn't enough. I was a
protocol for the La Leche League. I spoke to about 200 professionals in
this field back in 1989-90.

You are very nice to offer advice to Bobsplit on his child (after what
he's done to you the last year and a half that I've been here). You show
your true nature and professionalism for the calling you have on your
life.

LP




Lady Pilot December 7th 04 03:47 AM

Sure, Jon...I can give you expert advice on breastfeeding.

Something I think you've been needing for way too long!

LP (why do you avoid my killfile?)

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
Really? How's that? You're the one reading my posts. I'm not forcing you
to do that. How am I supposed to respect someone who only has negative
things to say, doesn't sail, and doesn't contribute anything to this ng?
We're all waiting for your contribution.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:_19td.84791$EZ.1288@okepread07...
I agree, Wally. I like Ganz, but he's a total waste of my time. My time
is precious to me, but he doesn't seem to respect that...

Cheers,

LP

"Wally" wrote:
Jonathan Ganz wrote:

I know, I know. But that's the way I am. g

You agree that staging a comeback is neccessary, and the only way out of
the
mire, then?


Do you want me to apologize?

You should. To the group. Profusely.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk









Jonathan Ganz December 7th 04 04:20 AM

Oh... I get it! You're expertise is limited to breastfeeding. Well, next
time we need some advice on the subject, we'll be sure and ask. Until then,
don't bother me.

I'm avoiding your killfile, because I'm enjoying annoying Neal. And, it
seems to be working!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:sJ9td.84823$EZ.1218@okepread07...
Sure, Jon...I can give you expert advice on breastfeeding.

Something I think you've been needing for way too long!

LP (why do you avoid my killfile?)

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote:
Really? How's that? You're the one reading my posts. I'm not forcing you
to do that. How am I supposed to respect someone who only has negative
things to say, doesn't sail, and doesn't contribute anything to this ng?
We're all waiting for your contribution.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:_19td.84791$EZ.1288@okepread07...
I agree, Wally. I like Ganz, but he's a total waste of my time. My time
is precious to me, but he doesn't seem to respect that...

Cheers,

LP

"Wally" wrote:
Jonathan Ganz wrote:

I know, I know. But that's the way I am. g

You agree that staging a comeback is neccessary, and the only way out
of the
mire, then?


Do you want me to apologize?

You should. To the group. Profusely.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk











Bobsprit December 7th 04 12:55 PM

Look Suzy, Look! Watch Bill Bark! Bark Bill Bark! Yip Yip Yap Yap.... Bark
like Bill, Bob ... Yip Yip Yap!


I went though the trouble of buying a C&C 27 and posting pics of it just so I
could create Binary Bill to bother Mooron.
I guess it worked!
Bill, maybe you should post that pic of you boxing a rock star???
Nah, don't bother.

RB

Bobsprit December 7th 04 12:56 PM

You're the idiot searching for breast pump web sites - and posting links to
them.

And Wall is reading them!

RB

Bobsprit December 7th 04 12:57 PM

What's really hard
to determine is which one of you two lonely simps is the bigger idiot.


Easy on them, Bill!!!!

RB

Bobsprit December 7th 04 01:01 PM

Does "BB" stand for Boobsie & Bubbles? Still claiming to not be Bobsprit?



Hey, I just bought a house in Con. as well to "prove" that we're two people,
Doug! Damn...I thought I lived in Queens, NY.

RB

Donal December 7th 04 11:47 PM


wrote in message
...

Your compatriot and
mental twin, Jaxashby is convinced that I am in California.



That's the funniest thing that I've read in ages!

BB is looking down his nose at Jax's intellectual capacity.

What's really hard
to determine is which one of you two lonely simps is the bigger idiot.



Neither of them is the bigger idiot, because in this ng, you are the Capella
of stupidity.

Of course, you cannot admit that you understand this little insult without
admitting that you are a sockpuppet!!!

Tough.


Regards


Donal
--





Donal December 8th 04 11:54 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Of course, you cannot admit that you understand this little insult without
admitting that you are a sockpuppet!!!

Donal, you need to post more often. You're falling out of the loop of

idiocy
here. And we want you for a member.


hehheh
***BINGO***

Bob, you've goofed.... big time! As an astronomer, you would have
understood the insult. BB couldn't admit that he understood the insult
without admitting that he also knew something about astronomy.

Bye bye BB.


Regards

Donal
--





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