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Overproof December 6th 04 10:18 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Thats great news Bob.
I would go ahead and get him a guitar.


Well, Suzy is getting a Yamaha keyboard for Xmas among other things. He
can
start on that! He's also getting my Celestron 9.25 when he's old enough.


Get him a Handgun and a Hawg.... or else he might turn out as queer as Ganz!
I mean really... it's bad enough he's going to be as fat as you!

Maybe he'll be graced with his mother's kindness and charitable nature.

CM



Bob Crantz December 6th 04 11:46 PM

Get that runt Baptized!

Or it will burn in hell - along with you!

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Little Thomas spent an hour at Winthrop today for his evaluation. His

weight
has now doubled! He's 5 inches taller! The doctor says he's well ahead of

the
curve. He has full head control and cognitive skills usually seen in 5th

or 6th
month olds! He's smiling all of the time, tracking voices and showing some
signs of early verbal skills.
Since he passed the survey, we've decided to keep him!

Capt RB




Maxprop December 7th 04 01:29 AM


wrote in message

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:54:49 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

PLONK-- BACK in the bozo bin with Gaynz!



Bwhahahahahahaha! What a lying, phoney loser!


You should know.

Max



Maxprop December 7th 04 05:24 AM


wrote in message

On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 01:29:24 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote:


wrote in message

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:54:49 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

PLONK-- BACK in the bozo bin with Gaynz!



Bwhahahahahahaha! What a lying, phoney loser!


You should know.

Max


So should anybody with even a slight knowledge of usenet and kill filters.

That
would leave a computer illiterate ****** like you out of the running.


Since you are rather thick tonight--characteristically, I might add--I'll
elucidate. You claimed to have filtered me some time ago, but that proved
to be a lie. My point was that a lying, phony loser, like yourself, would
certainly be apt recognize another.

Now, wasn't that simple? I'll bet you could have figured that out all by
your lonesome, if your head hadn't been so far up your descending colon.

Max



Vito December 7th 04 05:23 PM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Get that runt Baptized!


Bwahahaha! Yeah, first we'll drip chicken blood on him.
Your god is a funny joke.


WHAT! Next you'll tell us you failed to mutilate his penis!



Bobsprit December 7th 04 06:12 PM

Bwahahaha! Yeah, first we'll drip chicken blood on him.
Your god is a funny joke.


WHAT! Next you'll tell us you failed to mutilate his penis!

No way would be do anything like that to a child. Simply horrific. He keeps his
nerve endings.

RB

Maxprop December 8th 04 05:17 AM


wrote in message

Although your quality hasn't improved, you don't post
enough to warrant being hosed again... yet.


Damn.

I guess you know about as much about kill filters as technologically

challenged
Neal.


I know enough to determine when someone is lying about filtering me.

Max




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