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Bobsprit December 6th 04 05:54 PM

Baby Survey!!!
 

Little Thomas spent an hour at Winthrop today for his evaluation. His weight
has now doubled! He's 5 inches taller! The doctor says he's well ahead of the
curve. He has full head control and cognitive skills usually seen in 5th or 6th
month olds! He's smiling all of the time, tracking voices and showing some
signs of early verbal skills.
Since he passed the survey, we've decided to keep him!

Capt RB

Capt. Neal® December 6th 04 06:00 PM

PLONK!


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...

Little Thomas spent an hour at Winthrop today for his evaluation. His weight
has now doubled! He's 5 inches taller! The doctor says he's well ahead of the
curve. He has full head control and cognitive skills usually seen in 5th or 6th
month olds! He's smiling all of the time, tracking voices and showing some
signs of early verbal skills.
Since he passed the survey, we've decided to keep him!

Capt RB


Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 06:38 PM

Kids are great. It's amazing how fast they develop. Of course, the parents
are always a bit behind the curve. g

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Little Thomas spent an hour at Winthrop today for his evaluation. His
weight
has now doubled! He's 5 inches taller! The doctor says he's well ahead of
the
curve. He has full head control and cognitive skills usually seen in 5th
or 6th
month olds! He's smiling all of the time, tracking voices and showing some
signs of early verbal skills.
Since he passed the survey, we've decided to keep him!

Capt RB




Capt. Neal® December 6th 04 06:40 PM

Sounds like something Michael Jackson would say.

CN


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Kids are great. It's amazing how fast they develop. Of course, the parents
are always a bit behind the curve. g

--
"j" ganz @@
www.gaynow.com



Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 06:50 PM

Well, well. I thought you don't read my posts you lying sack of ****.

Sounds to me like you're quite familiar with how MJ treats kids. Is that how
you were treated?

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Sounds like something Michael Jackson would say.

CN


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Kids are great. It's amazing how fast they develop. Of course, the
parents
are always a bit behind the curve. g

--
"j" ganz @@
www.gaynow.com





Capt. Neal® December 6th 04 06:54 PM

PLONK-- BACK in the bozo bin with Gaynz!


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ...
Well, well. I thought you don't read my posts you lying sack of ****.



Jonathan Ganz December 6th 04 07:08 PM

Woooo hooooo.... adious **** head!

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
PLONK-- BACK in the bozo bin with Gaynz!


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Well, well. I thought you don't read my posts you lying sack of ****.





[email protected] December 6th 04 09:30 PM

He's growing as fast as you eh.

Thats great news Bob.
I would go ahead and get him a guitar.

Also go ahead and teach him arabic. That way when he grows up he can
help to defeat the terrorists if needed.

I'd buy a ping pong table to teach him reflexes.

And it's never to early to buy him his first rifle. I would start with
a daisy Red Ryder.

And motorcycle's come in baby sizes now that will do 50MPHs. Way to
cool, you could get great pictures!

Hope Suzy is doing as well.

Thanks for the updates, they are just to few and far in between... keep
it up.

Joe


[email protected] December 6th 04 09:30 PM

He's growing as fast as you eh.

Thats great news Bob.
I would go ahead and get him a guitar.

Also go ahead and teach him arabic. That way when he grows up he can
help to defeat the terrorists if needed.

I'd buy a ping pong table to teach him reflexes.

And it's never to early to buy him his first rifle. I would start with
a daisy Red Ryder.

And motorcycle's come in baby sizes now that will do 50MPHs. Way to
cool, you could get great pictures!

Hope Suzy is doing as well.

Thanks for the updates, they are just to few and far in between... keep
it up.

Joe


Bobsprit December 6th 04 10:08 PM

Thats great news Bob.
I would go ahead and get him a guitar.


Well, Suzy is getting a Yamaha keyboard for Xmas among other things. He can
start on that! He's also getting my Celestron 9.25 when he's old enough.

RB

Overproof December 6th 04 10:18 PM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Thats great news Bob.
I would go ahead and get him a guitar.


Well, Suzy is getting a Yamaha keyboard for Xmas among other things. He
can
start on that! He's also getting my Celestron 9.25 when he's old enough.


Get him a Handgun and a Hawg.... or else he might turn out as queer as Ganz!
I mean really... it's bad enough he's going to be as fat as you!

Maybe he'll be graced with his mother's kindness and charitable nature.

CM



Bob Crantz December 6th 04 11:46 PM

Get that runt Baptized!

Or it will burn in hell - along with you!

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Little Thomas spent an hour at Winthrop today for his evaluation. His

weight
has now doubled! He's 5 inches taller! The doctor says he's well ahead of

the
curve. He has full head control and cognitive skills usually seen in 5th

or 6th
month olds! He's smiling all of the time, tracking voices and showing some
signs of early verbal skills.
Since he passed the survey, we've decided to keep him!

Capt RB




Maxprop December 7th 04 01:29 AM


wrote in message

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:54:49 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

PLONK-- BACK in the bozo bin with Gaynz!



Bwhahahahahahaha! What a lying, phoney loser!


You should know.

Max



Maxprop December 7th 04 05:24 AM


wrote in message

On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 01:29:24 GMT, "Maxprop" wrote:


wrote in message

On Mon, 6 Dec 2004 13:54:49 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote:

PLONK-- BACK in the bozo bin with Gaynz!



Bwhahahahahahaha! What a lying, phoney loser!


You should know.

Max


So should anybody with even a slight knowledge of usenet and kill filters.

That
would leave a computer illiterate ****** like you out of the running.


Since you are rather thick tonight--characteristically, I might add--I'll
elucidate. You claimed to have filtered me some time ago, but that proved
to be a lie. My point was that a lying, phony loser, like yourself, would
certainly be apt recognize another.

Now, wasn't that simple? I'll bet you could have figured that out all by
your lonesome, if your head hadn't been so far up your descending colon.

Max



Vito December 7th 04 05:23 PM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Get that runt Baptized!


Bwahahaha! Yeah, first we'll drip chicken blood on him.
Your god is a funny joke.


WHAT! Next you'll tell us you failed to mutilate his penis!



Bobsprit December 7th 04 06:12 PM

Bwahahaha! Yeah, first we'll drip chicken blood on him.
Your god is a funny joke.


WHAT! Next you'll tell us you failed to mutilate his penis!

No way would be do anything like that to a child. Simply horrific. He keeps his
nerve endings.

RB

Maxprop December 8th 04 05:17 AM


wrote in message

Although your quality hasn't improved, you don't post
enough to warrant being hosed again... yet.


Damn.

I guess you know about as much about kill filters as technologically

challenged
Neal.


I know enough to determine when someone is lying about filtering me.

Max




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