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Pirates Treasure!
What can I say??? He's beautiful!!!! I never imagined anything besides sex and sailing could be so much fun. http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sendbaby.jpg Pardon the bit of red-eye! Capt RB |
Hey Group,
CAN YOU SAY PUSSY WHIPPED? Bwaaahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha! What a loser. A forty-five-year-old never was, trying to be . . . CN "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... What can I say??? He's beautiful!!!! I never imagined anything besides sex and sailing could be so much fun. http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sendbaby.jpg Pardon the bit of red-eye! Capt RB |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message Pardon the bit of red-eye! Sheesh... if you'd buy a decent camera this wouldn't be a problem! a.....and You call yourself a Professional??!! CM |
A forty-five-year-old never was,
trying to be . . 45???? Golly, neal is wrong about everything! RB |
Sheesh... if you'd buy a decent camera this wouldn't be a problem!
a.....and You call yourself a Professional??!! Right, because I end camera's and pro shooters NEVER have red-eye! I wonder if Mooron can quickly look it up? Bwahahahahaha! RB |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Sheesh... if you'd buy a decent camera this wouldn't be a problem! a.....and You call yourself a Professional??!! Right, because I end camera's and pro shooters NEVER have red-eye! I wonder if Mooron can quickly look it up? Bwahahahahaha! No professional photographer would ever get red eye shots.... it's way to easy to avoid. CM |
No professional photographer would ever get red eye shots.... it's way to
easy to avoid. Mooron, red eye occurs on some shots with EVERY camera with a built in flash. The new 8800 has built in processing to clean it up. With an external flash, top mount, it can STILL happen. No photographer can avoid it all of the time, just like no photographer gets every shot in focis. No way, no how. Mounting the flash to the far left on a L-grip can help a lot, but even that's not a 100% cure. You don't have a clue as to what you're talking about. Red Eye is the flash bouncing off the retina and into the lens. It will even occur in B&W shots, but it aint red. RB |
With a baby, red eye in both eyes is a good thing. It shows the
tyke does not have the dreaded lazy eye disease. http://www.earlyonmichigan.org/artic.../AP8-10-04.htm CN "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... No professional photographer would ever get red eye shots.... it's way to easy to avoid. Mooron, red eye occurs on some shots with EVERY camera with a built in flash. The new 8800 has built in processing to clean it up. With an external flash, top mount, it can STILL happen. No photographer can avoid it all of the time, just like no photographer gets every shot in focis. No way, no how. Mounting the flash to the far left on a L-grip can help a lot, but even that's not a 100% cure. You don't have a clue as to what you're talking about. Red Eye is the flash bouncing off the retina and into the lens. It will even occur in B&W shots, but it aint red. RB |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote ... With a baby, red eye in both eyes is a good thing. It shows the tyke is the spawn of Satan. |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message Mooron, red eye occurs on some shots with EVERY camera with a built in flash. BULL****..... not when you know how to take a photo! CM |
Mooron, red eye occurs on some shots with EVERY camera with a built in
flash. BULL****..... not when you know how to take a photo! Sorry, Mooron. No photographer using a camera mounted flash has ever succeeded in beating red-eye all of the time. Mooron, let me help you...read below: Photographic Basics-Red Eye While these techniques may reduce the chances for red-eye, it's more that likely that it will still occur on occasion. 1. Try to put distance between the camera's lens and flash to reduce red-eye. If possible, hold the flash an arm's length from the camera or point the flash toward a white surface, such as a wall, so the flash does not flood the subject's eyes. 2. If the flash is immobile, reduce the size of the subject's pupils by turning on bright lights or by shining a bright light briefly in the person's eyes prior to taking the picture. 3. Use the red-eye reduction feature available on many cameras. This feature constricts the pupils with a series of low-level flashes prior to taking the picture. 4. Put tissue paper or a white filter over the flash to diffuse its brightness. The tissue paper shouldn't come into direct contact with the hot flashbulb. Some camera shops sell flash diffusers. Mooron, perhaps you tell the photographic community how to avoid red-eye full time with a built in flash? We're all waiting! RB |
All babies ahve been touched by the ahnd of God, Jow. Even Bobs baby.
"Joe" wrote in message om... (Bobsprit) wrote in message ... What can I say??? He's beautiful!!!! I never imagined anything besides sex and sailing could be so much fun. http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/sendbaby.jpg Pardon the bit of red-eye! Capt RB what the deal bob? I want more Ghost girl pics, we seen enough of the rug rat. He is just a mass of molicules, nothing special right? Nothing to get all excited about right? Nothing that was touched by the hand of god right? Joe |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message Photographic Basics-Red Eye Basics!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Yeah Shure ! Professional?? Bwahahahahahahaaa!! CM |
OzOne wrote in message Hello Moron....you drunk again? No.. working on a post construction report. Slamming Bob on such idiotic statements constitutes as a mental exercise break. I will be having a few later on though. CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Hello Moron....you drunk again? Can he be stupid...again? I believe you have that position here.... CM |
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Hello Moron....you drunk again? Can he be stupid...again? Why, you tired of it ? |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Hello Moron....you drunk again? Can he be stupid...again? Why, you tired of it ? Maybe he's busy..."Breast Feeding"..... CM |
Haven't you noticed all the' red eyed' girls in Playboy?
Scotty "Overproof" wrote in message news:cxFsd.312829$9b.128210@edtnps84... "Bobsprit" wrote in message Photographic Basics-Red Eye Basics!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Yeah Shure ! Professional?? Bwahahahahahahaaa!! CM |
Nutsy's Treasure!
Nutsy has a right to feel Pride. He is a fine looking baby. We can all see that. What we CAN"T see. is what only Nutsy and Susy can: They see their baby as their own extension of their life into the "Here After" That is what Every parent sees, looking at their Offspring. It is something special granted only to a parent. Don't knock it. Don't try to explain it. It is something granted by the Almighty to a parent. Screw the Red Eye, Nutsy! You have something more than a picture. You have a SON! No body else could have produced HIM. Anyone can produce a picture of him. Only you and Susy were able to produce him, and the grace of the Almighty. I'm getting off the Soap Box now. Just wanted to say there is only One Thomas and pictures be damned Ole Thom |
Yeah... those "Professionals" like Bob have such a hard time with
'red-eye'.... maybe they should re-read his "Photographic Basics-Red Eye" article more often!! Bwahahahahahahaaa.... CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Haven't you noticed all the' red eyed' girls in Playboy? Scotty "Overproof" wrote in message news:cxFsd.312829$9b.128210@edtnps84... "Bobsprit" wrote in message Photographic Basics-Red Eye Basics!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Yeah Shure ! Professional?? Bwahahahahahahaaa!! CM |
Red eye can easily be removed with a photo editing program such
as Photoshop. Even the cheaper, bare bones editors have a button that gets rid of red eye. Bobsprit is such a fraud in most of his endeavors. He just doesn't know enough about anything to be able to lie about it convincingly. CN "Overproof" wrote in message news:HKGsd.314080$9b.8821@edtnps84... Yeah... those "Professionals" like Bob have such a hard time with 'red-eye'.... maybe they should re-read his "Photographic Basics-Red Eye" article more often!! Bwahahahahahahaaa.... CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Haven't you noticed all the' red eyed' girls in Playboy? Scotty "Overproof" wrote in message news:cxFsd.312829$9b.128210@edtnps84... "Bobsprit" wrote in message Photographic Basics-Red Eye Basics!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Yeah Shure ! Professional?? Bwahahahahahahaaa!! CM |
What a crock of HOCK!
Bobsprit's showing off of his baby is just another example of his insecurity. He shows off his crummy boats, his pitiful speakers, his crew of pale women, etc. etc. The man has a warped view of his own child in that he feels the need to show him off on the Internet to bolster his frail ego. It's got nothing to do with God Almighty. Having children is something any old PUTZ can do. Way too many people have children who can do nothing else but. It is more a sign of lack of understanding, lack of restraint, lack of love for children they will never be able to take care of and who will probably end up starving to death. Making something sacred out of having children is rather sick. The real life examples prove having children is, in many cases, the result of selfishness, laziness and ignorance. This is the case in most of the third world. Bottle feeding the poor little thing instead of breast feeding him further demonstrates that it's all about the parent - baby be damned. Go back to bed. CN "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Nutsy's Treasure! Nutsy has a right to feel Pride. He is a fine looking baby. We can all see that. What we CAN"T see. is what only Nutsy and Susy can: They see their baby as their own extension of their life into the "Here After" That is what Every parent sees, looking at their Offspring. It is something special granted only to a parent. Don't knock it. Don't try to explain it. It is something granted by the Almighty to a parent. Screw the Red Eye, Nutsy! You have something more than a picture. You have a SON! No body else could have produced HIM. Anyone can produce a picture of him. Only you and Susy were able to produce him, and the grace of the Almighty. I'm getting off the Soap Box now. Just wanted to say there is only One Thomas and pictures be damned Ole Thom |
"Thom Stewart" wrote What we CAN"T see. is what only Nutsy and Susy can: They see their baby as their own extension of their life into the "Here After" That is what Every parent sees, looking at their Offspring. It is something special granted only to a parent. Don't knock it. Don't try to explain it. It is something granted by the Almighty to a parent. Really? I just wanted someone to mow the lawn and wash my truck. |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... What a crock of HOCK! Bobsprit's showing off of his baby is just another example of his insecurity. He shows off his crummy boats, his pitiful speakers, his crew of pale women, etc. etc. The man has a warped view of his own child in that he feels the need to show him off on the Internet to bolster his frail ego. It's got nothing to do with God Almighty. bob doesn't believe in God, or Jesus. I guess they don't celebrate Christmas. No gifts for the baby. Sad, isn't it? Scotty |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... .. Really? I just wanted someone to mow the lawn and wash my truck. And to run and fetch tools. CN |
Like Crapton does! NOT
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Red eye can easily be removed with a photo editing program such as Photoshop. Even the cheaper, bare bones editors have a button that gets rid of red eye. Bobsprit is such a fraud in most of his endeavors. He just doesn't know enough about anything to be able to lie about it convincingly. CN "Overproof" wrote in message news:HKGsd.314080$9b.8821@edtnps84... Yeah... those "Professionals" like Bob have such a hard time with 'red-eye'.... maybe they should re-read his "Photographic Basics-Red Eye" article more often!! Bwahahahahahahaaa.... CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Haven't you noticed all the' red eyed' girls in Playboy? Scotty "Overproof" wrote in message news:cxFsd.312829$9b.128210@edtnps84... "Bobsprit" wrote in message Photographic Basics-Red Eye Basics!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Yeah Shure ! Professional?? Bwahahahahahahaaa!! CM |
Yeah.. all said... no professional photographer gets 'red eye'... it's a
problem with rank amateurs who talk the talk but can't walk the walk! CM "Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Red eye can easily be removed with a photo editing program such as Photoshop. Even the cheaper, bare bones editors have a button that gets rid of red eye. Bobsprit is such a fraud in most of his endeavors. He just doesn't know enough about anything to be able to lie about it convincingly. CN "Overproof" wrote in message news:HKGsd.314080$9b.8821@edtnps84... Yeah... those "Professionals" like Bob have such a hard time with 'red-eye'.... maybe they should re-read his "Photographic Basics-Red Eye" article more often!! Bwahahahahahahaaa.... CM "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... Haven't you noticed all the' red eyed' girls in Playboy? Scotty "Overproof" wrote in message news:cxFsd.312829$9b.128210@edtnps84... "Bobsprit" wrote in message Photographic Basics-Red Eye Basics!!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!! Yeah Shure ! Professional?? Bwahahahahahahaaa!! CM |
Let it go ..... nobody cares what you post ganz!
You're acting like a little girl! CM "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message Like Crapton does! NOT |
wrote in message Yeah, when they shoot those photo spreads, it's always in a dimly lit room using only a camera mounted flash for illumination. That, and the fact that photos in Playboy are often closer to being a painting than a photograph. They are HEAVILY edited. BB Oh Bill-Bob!.... how would you ever know what goes on in a photo shot at Playboy?? The Playboy Sims?? Camera mounted Flash??? How stupid are you? Really! Even I don't get red eye with camera mounted flash and I don't claim to be a professional like Bob does. I have a Nikon F4 with 10k worth of lenses and gear. I'm not a "Pro". I _never_ get red eye! My shots with my Kodak DC290... never gets red eye. It's a simple solution in composition. No professional would get red eye..... unless it was Bobsprit! BTW - The "heavy edited" you claim to be privy to is merely airbrushing of the minor imperfections.... all real gems have slight imperfections.... that's how you can substantiate their claim to not being artificial! CM |
only pink eyes
Scout wrote Haven't you noticed all the' red eyed' girls in Playboy? |
Well, you seem to care quite a bit. You're a girly man.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Overproof" wrote in message news:daIsd.315984$9b.193097@edtnps84... Let it go ..... nobody cares what you post ganz! You're acting like a little girl! CM "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message Like Crapton does! NOT |
wrote in message Hoo-boy! Mooron has become Horvath. Bob!!!???? .... that _is_ you isn't it!!?? Bwahahahahahahaaaa CM |
Can he be stupid...again?
I believe you have that position here.... Yes, I have the position of calling you stupid. RB |
In article , Scott Vernon
wrote: "Thom Stewart" wrote What we CAN"T see. is what only Nutsy and Susy can: They see their baby as their own extension of their life into the "Here After" That is what Every parent sees, looking at their Offspring. It is something special granted only to a parent. Don't knock it. Don't try to explain it. It is something granted by the Almighty to a parent. Really? I just wanted someone to mow the lawn and wash my truck. I'll bet you *that* didn't work! PDW, who has 3 kids, none of whom mow the damn lawn. Fortunately, Roundup is cheap..... |
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wrote in message ... On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 21:29:35 GMT, "Overproof" wrote: wrote in message Hoo-boy! Mooron has become Horvath. Bob!!!???? .... that _is_ you isn't it!!?? Bwahahahahahahaaaa CM Hoo-boy, Mooron is seeing sockpuppets. He's become Tougboat/Horvath Yeah okay... sure Bob! CM |
bob doesn't believe in God, or Jesus. I guess they don't celebrate
Christmas. No gifts for the baby. Sad, isn't it? I'm agnostic. Thomas will learn about religion and it's dangers and make his own choices. We celebrate Xmas and we also enjoy Halloween, but we DON'T support the neolithic belief systems that started them. We have a Xmas tree and Thomas will be getting a lot of gifts...though he's too young to know it. The holidays, for my family is all about FAMILY and time together. God is not invited unless he calls ahead and brings the Easter Bunny. Capt RB |
Muldoon is so thoroughly beaten that he has to pretend it was someone else who
thrashed him. What a complete WIMP. Also a lame technique employed by Doug. It's sort of like, "No, no, there can't be MORE than one person slapping me around!" Bwahahahahahaha! RB |
"Bobsprit" wrote Also a lame technique employed by Doug. It's sort of like, "No, no, there can't be MORE than one person as stupid as bob" BBob |
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