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Overproof December 5th 04 04:32 PM

Yeah... those "Professionals" like Bob have such a hard time with
'red-eye'.... maybe they should re-read his "Photographic Basics-Red Eye"
article more often!!

Bwahahahahahahaaa....

CM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Haven't you noticed all the' red eyed' girls in Playboy?

Scotty

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:cxFsd.312829$9b.128210@edtnps84...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Photographic Basics-Red Eye


Basics!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

Yeah Shure ! Professional?? Bwahahahahahahaaa!!

CM







Capt. Neal® December 5th 04 04:35 PM

Red eye can easily be removed with a photo editing program such
as Photoshop. Even the cheaper, bare bones editors have a button
that gets rid of red eye.

Bobsprit is such a fraud in most of his endeavors. He just doesn't
know enough about anything to be able to lie about it convincingly.

CN


"Overproof" wrote in message news:HKGsd.314080$9b.8821@edtnps84...
Yeah... those "Professionals" like Bob have such a hard time with
'red-eye'.... maybe they should re-read his "Photographic Basics-Red Eye"
article more often!!

Bwahahahahahahaaa....

CM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Haven't you noticed all the' red eyed' girls in Playboy?

Scotty

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:cxFsd.312829$9b.128210@edtnps84...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Photographic Basics-Red Eye

Basics!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

Yeah Shure ! Professional?? Bwahahahahahahaaa!!

CM







Capt. Neal® December 5th 04 04:45 PM

What a crock of HOCK!

Bobsprit's showing off of his baby is just another example
of his insecurity. He shows off his crummy boats, his pitiful
speakers, his crew of pale women, etc. etc.

The man has a warped view of his own child in that he
feels the need to show him off on the Internet to bolster
his frail ego. It's got nothing to do with God Almighty.

Having children is something any old PUTZ can do. Way too
many people have children who can do nothing else but. It
is more a sign of lack of understanding, lack of restraint,
lack of love for children they will never be able to take
care of and who will probably end up starving to death.

Making something sacred out of having children is rather
sick. The real life examples prove having children is,
in many cases, the result of selfishness, laziness and
ignorance. This is the case in most of the third world.

Bottle feeding the poor little thing instead of breast feeding
him further demonstrates that it's all about the parent -
baby be damned.

Go back to bed.

CN


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ...
Nutsy's Treasure!

Nutsy has a right to feel Pride. He is a fine looking baby. We can all
see that.

What we CAN"T see. is what only Nutsy and Susy can: They see their baby
as their own extension of their life into the "Here After" That is
what Every parent sees, looking at their Offspring. It is something
special granted only to a parent. Don't knock it. Don't try to explain
it. It is something granted by the Almighty to a parent.

Screw the Red Eye, Nutsy! You have something more than a picture. You
have a SON! No body else could have produced HIM. Anyone can produce a
picture of him. Only you and Susy were able to produce him, and the
grace of the Almighty.

I'm getting off the Soap Box now. Just wanted to say there is only One
Thomas and pictures be damned

Ole Thom


Scott Vernon December 5th 04 05:34 PM


"Thom Stewart" wrote

What we CAN"T see. is what only Nutsy and Susy can: They see their

baby
as their own extension of their life into the "Here After" That is
what Every parent sees, looking at their Offspring. It is something
special granted only to a parent. Don't knock it. Don't try to

explain
it. It is something granted by the Almighty to a parent.


Really? I just wanted someone to mow the lawn and wash my truck.






Scott Vernon December 5th 04 05:38 PM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
What a crock of HOCK!

Bobsprit's showing off of his baby is just another example
of his insecurity. He shows off his crummy boats, his pitiful
speakers, his crew of pale women, etc. etc.

The man has a warped view of his own child in that he
feels the need to show him off on the Internet to bolster
his frail ego. It's got nothing to do with God Almighty.



bob doesn't believe in God, or Jesus. I guess they don't celebrate
Christmas. No gifts for the baby. Sad, isn't it?

Scotty



Capt. Neal® December 5th 04 05:42 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
..

Really? I just wanted someone to mow the lawn and wash my truck.


And to run and fetch tools.

CN

Jonathan Ganz December 5th 04 05:46 PM

Like Crapton does! NOT

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Red eye can easily be removed with a photo editing program such
as Photoshop. Even the cheaper, bare bones editors have a button
that gets rid of red eye.

Bobsprit is such a fraud in most of his endeavors. He just doesn't
know enough about anything to be able to lie about it convincingly.

CN


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:HKGsd.314080$9b.8821@edtnps84...
Yeah... those "Professionals" like Bob have such a hard time with
'red-eye'.... maybe they should re-read his "Photographic Basics-Red
Eye"
article more often!!

Bwahahahahahahaaa....

CM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Haven't you noticed all the' red eyed' girls in Playboy?

Scotty

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:cxFsd.312829$9b.128210@edtnps84...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Photographic Basics-Red Eye

Basics!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

Yeah Shure ! Professional?? Bwahahahahahahaaa!!

CM









Overproof December 5th 04 06:09 PM

Yeah.. all said... no professional photographer gets 'red eye'... it's a
problem with rank amateurs who talk the talk but can't walk the walk!

CM

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Red eye can easily be removed with a photo editing program such
as Photoshop. Even the cheaper, bare bones editors have a button
that gets rid of red eye.

Bobsprit is such a fraud in most of his endeavors. He just doesn't
know enough about anything to be able to lie about it convincingly.

CN


"Overproof" wrote in message
news:HKGsd.314080$9b.8821@edtnps84...
Yeah... those "Professionals" like Bob have such a hard time with
'red-eye'.... maybe they should re-read his "Photographic Basics-Red
Eye"
article more often!!

Bwahahahahahahaaa....

CM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Haven't you noticed all the' red eyed' girls in Playboy?

Scotty

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:cxFsd.312829$9b.128210@edtnps84...

"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Photographic Basics-Red Eye

Basics!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

Yeah Shure ! Professional?? Bwahahahahahahaaa!!

CM









Overproof December 5th 04 06:10 PM

Let it go ..... nobody cares what you post ganz!
You're acting like a little girl!

CM



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
Like Crapton does! NOT




Overproof December 5th 04 06:52 PM


wrote in message
Yeah, when they shoot those photo spreads, it's always in a dimly lit room
using
only a camera mounted flash for illumination.

That, and the fact that photos in Playboy are often closer to being a
painting
than a photograph. They are HEAVILY edited.

BB


Oh Bill-Bob!.... how would you ever know what goes on in a photo shot at
Playboy?? The Playboy Sims??
Camera mounted Flash??? How stupid are you? Really!
Even I don't get red eye with camera mounted flash and I don't claim to be a
professional like Bob does. I have a Nikon F4 with 10k worth of lenses and
gear. I'm not a "Pro". I _never_ get red eye!
My shots with my Kodak DC290... never gets red eye. It's a simple solution
in composition. No professional would get red eye..... unless it was
Bobsprit!

BTW - The "heavy edited" you claim to be privy to is merely airbrushing of
the minor imperfections.... all real gems have slight imperfections....
that's how you can substantiate their claim to not being artificial!

CM




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