"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Real sailors 'snort and spit'. Tissues are for wimps and Brits.

I agree!!!! However, office workers should use a tissue.


'office workers' would come under the 'wimp' title and therefore you
are being redundant.

Scotty

OzOne wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:37:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We call it '**** paper' here.

dummy paper here.
Much more couth, backwoods boy

Couth? You want couth? I've got your couth right here, bend over and
I'll shove some up your ass.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

OzOne wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 01:05:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message
news
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:37:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We call it '**** paper' here.

dummy paper here.
Much more couth, backwoods boy

Couth? You want couth? I've got your couth right here, bend over
and
I'll shove some up your ass.

Tasty teste

jeeze Doanal!

On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.



And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
And, another thing. Ganz just e-mailed me and said to not
be afraid of inserting a pinky wrapped in the Baby Wipe
to the first knuckle at least.

CN

I wish I had thought of that! We all know what you really like.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
Horvath wrote:

And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Well, we all make mistakes!


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
And, another thing. Ganz just e-mailed me and said to not
be afraid of inserting a pinky wrapped in the Baby Wipe
to the first knuckle at least.

CN

I wish I had thought of that! We all know what you really like.

What's also funny is that Neal was always critical of Peggy Hall, and
then posts this. What a freak.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either.

He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand.
(when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.)

CN

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.



And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:

Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either.

He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand.
(when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.)

And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
It's great having a down-to-earth man as president for a change.

I didn't realize you liked chimpanzes.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."