Capt. Neal® wrote:
Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.


Flavors? *#@!%

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Way too much information.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.


!

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.


How about a good handfull of moss or a bidet?

Cheers