While in the Boy Scouts I learned how to wipe my butt using only one
sheet of TP. First you fold it, twice and cut a small square hole in
the middle. keep this small piece, Very Important! Then you stick
your finger through the hole, use your finger to get all the **** off
your ass, then remove the sheet, cleaning your finger as you do. Now,
remember that small square, fold it into a triangle and use it to
clean out your fingernail. Done.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either.

He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand.
(when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.)

CN

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal®

wrote this crap:

Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.



And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Much more info than I EVER needed to know.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

While in the Boy Scouts I learned how to wipe my butt using only one
sheet of TP. First you fold it, twice and cut a small square hole in
the middle. keep this small piece, Very Important! Then you stick
your finger through the hole, use your finger to get all the **** off
your ass, then remove the sheet, cleaning your finger as you do. Now,
remember that small square, fold it into a triangle and use it to
clean out your fingernail. Done.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either.

He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand.
(when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.)

CN

"Horvath" wrote in message

...

On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal®



wrote this crap:


Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.



And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Oh, you don't go backpacking?

SV

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Much more info than I EVER needed to know.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

While in the Boy Scouts I learned how to wipe my butt using only
one
sheet of TP. First you fold it, twice and cut a small square hole
in
the middle. keep this small piece, Very Important! Then you
stick
your finger through the hole, use your finger to get all the ****
off
your ass, then remove the sheet, cleaning your finger as you do.
Now,
remember that small square, fold it into a triangle and use it to
clean out your fingernail. Done.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either.

He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand.
(when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.)

CN

"Horvath" wrote in message

...

On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal®



wrote this crap:


Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.



And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.


What's your favorite flavour?



Regards


Donal
--

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message
...
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:37:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We call it '**** paper' here.

dummy paper here.
Much more couth, backwoods boy

Couth? You want couth? I've got your couth right here, bend over and
I'll shove some up your ass.


This group is becoming very gay.



Regards


Donal
--

"Donut" wrote


This group has me becoming very gay.



Regards


Donal
--

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:37:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We call it '**** paper' here.

dummy paper here.
Much more couth, backwoods boy

Couth? You want couth? I've got your couth right here, bend over and
I'll shove some up your ass.


This group is becoming very gay.



Regards


Donal
--



Yeah, a lot of strange talk involving the anus and phallic symbols. One guy
says, "my knife is bigger than yours," then someone else comes along and
says, "my knife is bigger than anybodies!".Coincidence that all of this
emerged when Nil came back? I think not!

John Cairns

Can I help it if Gaynz has this queer desire to stalk me.
He has that queer eye for the straight gay fixation.

I delete all his posts and only see his crap second hand yet
I still see plenty of second hand evidence that he is still
stalking me. Perhaps if people would quit appending his
gay crap to their replies he would just get discouraged
and go away.

Really, it's your own fault that the pervert is still around.
You guys humor him just enough that he feels wanted.

Sad, so sad.

CN


"John Cairns" wrote in message om...

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:37:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We call it '**** paper' here.

dummy paper here.
Much more couth, backwoods boy

Couth? You want couth? I've got your couth right here, bend over and
I'll shove some up your ass.


This group is becoming very gay.



Regards


Donal
--



Yeah, a lot of strange talk involving the anus and phallic symbols. One guy
says, "my knife is bigger than yours," then someone else comes along and
says, "my knife is bigger than anybodies!".Coincidence that all of this
emerged when Nil came back? I think not!

John Cairns

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
While in the Boy Scouts I learned how to wipe my butt using only one
sheet of TP. First you fold it, twice and cut a small square hole in
the middle. keep this small piece, Very Important! Then you stick
your finger through the hole, use your finger to get all the **** off
your ass, then remove the sheet, cleaning your finger as you do. Now,
remember that small square, fold it into a triangle and use it to
clean out your fingernail. Then, I'd eat it. Done.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
He has that queer eye for the straight gay fixation.

Neal is quite familiar with queerness, gay or straight.

I delete all his posts and only see his crap second hand yet
I still see plenty of second hand evidence that he is still
stalking me. Perhaps if people would quit appending his
gay crap to their replies he would just get discouraged
and go away.

And, he's a liar.

Really, it's your own fault that the pervert is still around.
You guys humor him just enough that he feels wanted.

Sad, so sad.

And, he's a pervert who "does" his cat, lies, and steals. What a great
guy.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."