Amazing ASA Change!
 

Isn't it amazing how active Neal has become and how inactive Nutsy and
his puppet, BB have become?

I guess the old saying holds true; " What's in a name, as long as you
can control the game!"

Thom Stewart wrote:
Isn't it amazing how active Neal has become and how inactive Nutsy and
his puppet, BB have become?

I guess the old saying holds true; " What's in a name, as long as you
can control the game!"

And yet, the quality hasn't improved much. I was hoping for better
after the election. CN has been acting like someone tired of boats -
he's probably posting from a nursing home.

Isn't it amazing how active Neal has become and how inactive Nutsy and
his puppet, BB have become?


Inactive? I went sailing last week, then got about the worst cold I ever had! I
was sick enough to actually stay in bed most of the time. First bad cold I've
had in years.
Neal took some pressure off of me, so it was a good time to relax.

RB

I guess the old saying holds true; " What's in a name, as long as you
can control the game!"

We are all the same person, you drunken nitwit!

What he/she said!!!

Old Thom

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Isn't it amazing how active Neal has become and how inactive Nutsy and
his puppet, BB have become?


Inactive? I went sailing last week, then got about the worst cold I ever
had! I
was sick enough to actually stay in bed most of the time.

What a wimp!! Did Suzy bring cups of soup to you?

Why do fat people always make such a big issue out of a blocked nose?
The next time that you get a cold, try a tissue.



Regards


Donal
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"Donal" wrote in message
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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Isn't it amazing how active Neal has become and how inactive Nutsy
and
his puppet, BB have become?


Inactive? I went sailing last week, then got about the worst cold
I ever
had! I
was sick enough to actually stay in bed most of the time.

What a wimp!! Did Suzy bring cups of soup to you?

Why do fat people always make such a big issue out of a blocked
nose?
The next time that you get a cold, try a tissue.


Real sailors 'snort and spit'. Tissues are for wimps and Brits.

Scotty

What a wimp!! Did Suzy bring cups of soup to you?

Why do fat people always make such a big issue out of a blocked nose?


I dunno. I'm probably in the best shape of anyone here and I've run a fever
exactly twice in my whole life. Genetics usually win for me!
But that was some bad cold I had!

RB

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Real sailors 'snort and spit'. Tissues are for wimps and Brits.

I agree!!!! However, office workers should use a tissue.



Regards



Donal
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"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Real sailors 'snort and spit'. Tissues are for wimps and Brits.

I agree!!!! However, office workers should use a tissue.



Regards



Donal
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But Scotty is a truck driver, when he snorts and spits you just hope it
isn't on your windshield :0

John Cairns

Capt. Neal® wrote:
Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.


Flavors? *#@!%

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Way too much information.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.


!

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.


How about a good handfull of moss or a bidet?

Cheers

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Real sailors 'snort and spit'. Tissues are for wimps and Brits.

I agree!!!! However, office workers should use a tissue.


'office workers' would come under the 'wimp' title and therefore you
are being redundant.

Scotty

OzOne wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:37:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We call it '**** paper' here.

dummy paper here.
Much more couth, backwoods boy

Couth? You want couth? I've got your couth right here, bend over and
I'll shove some up your ass.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_

OzOne wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 01:05:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:37:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We call it '**** paper' here.

dummy paper here.
Much more couth, backwoods boy

Couth? You want couth? I've got your couth right here, bend over
and
I'll shove some up your ass.

Tasty teste

jeeze Doanal!

On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.



And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
And, another thing. Ganz just e-mailed me and said to not
be afraid of inserting a pinky wrapped in the Baby Wipe
to the first knuckle at least.

CN

I wish I had thought of that! We all know what you really like.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
Horvath wrote:

And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Well, we all make mistakes!


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
And, another thing. Ganz just e-mailed me and said to not
be afraid of inserting a pinky wrapped in the Baby Wipe
to the first knuckle at least.

CN

I wish I had thought of that! We all know what you really like.

What's also funny is that Neal was always critical of Peggy Hall, and
then posts this. What a freak.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either.

He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand.
(when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.)

CN

"Horvath" wrote in message ...
On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.



And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:

Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either.

He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand.
(when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.)

And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
It's great having a down-to-earth man as president for a change.

I didn't realize you liked chimpanzes.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

While in the Boy Scouts I learned how to wipe my butt using only one
sheet of TP. First you fold it, twice and cut a small square hole in
the middle. keep this small piece, Very Important! Then you stick
your finger through the hole, use your finger to get all the **** off
your ass, then remove the sheet, cleaning your finger as you do. Now,
remember that small square, fold it into a triangle and use it to
clean out your fingernail. Done.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either.

He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand.
(when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.)

CN

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal®

wrote this crap:

Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.



And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Much more info than I EVER needed to know.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

While in the Boy Scouts I learned how to wipe my butt using only one
sheet of TP. First you fold it, twice and cut a small square hole in
the middle. keep this small piece, Very Important! Then you stick
your finger through the hole, use your finger to get all the **** off
your ass, then remove the sheet, cleaning your finger as you do. Now,
remember that small square, fold it into a triangle and use it to
clean out your fingernail. Done.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either.

He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand.
(when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.)

CN

"Horvath" wrote in message

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On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal®



wrote this crap:


Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.



And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Oh, you don't go backpacking?

SV

"Nav" wrote in message
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Much more info than I EVER needed to know.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

While in the Boy Scouts I learned how to wipe my butt using only
one
sheet of TP. First you fold it, twice and cut a small square hole
in
the middle. keep this small piece, Very Important! Then you
stick
your finger through the hole, use your finger to get all the ****
off
your ass, then remove the sheet, cleaning your finger as you do.
Now,
remember that small square, fold it into a triangle and use it to
clean out your fingernail. Done.


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

Jon Boy doesn't use toilet paper either.

He once stated he wipes his arse with his right hand.
(when his boyfriend is not around to do it for him.)

CN

"Horvath" wrote in message

...

On Wed, 1 Dec 2004 21:37:01 -0500, Capt. Neal®



wrote this crap:


Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.

The ones I use are moist and have aloe and some other
stuff that is soothing on the old hemorrhoids.

Do an experiment sometime. Wipe your arse with dry
toilet tissue so you think it's really clean (i.e. no visible
discoloration of the paper) Now, get a baby wipe out
and give the old anal area a good going over with it.

Note the brown stains it has wiped off what you
thought was a clean arse.

Let's all get into the modern age. Let's all learn
the correct way to wipe our collective arses.



And I thought Jon-boy had the gayest posts.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Arse tissue does not do the job. It is almost as primitive as
tree leaves.

I no longer use toilet tissue to wipe my arse.

I buy baby wipes which come in a variety of flavors.


What's your favorite flavour?



Regards


Donal
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message
...
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:37:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We call it '**** paper' here.

dummy paper here.
Much more couth, backwoods boy

Couth? You want couth? I've got your couth right here, bend over and
I'll shove some up your ass.


This group is becoming very gay.



Regards


Donal
--

"Donut" wrote


This group has me becoming very gay.



Regards


Donal
--

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message
...
On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:37:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We call it '**** paper' here.

dummy paper here.
Much more couth, backwoods boy

Couth? You want couth? I've got your couth right here, bend over and
I'll shove some up your ass.


This group is becoming very gay.



Regards


Donal
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Yeah, a lot of strange talk involving the anus and phallic symbols. One guy
says, "my knife is bigger than yours," then someone else comes along and
says, "my knife is bigger than anybodies!".Coincidence that all of this
emerged when Nil came back? I think not!

John Cairns

Can I help it if Gaynz has this queer desire to stalk me.
He has that queer eye for the straight gay fixation.

I delete all his posts and only see his crap second hand yet
I still see plenty of second hand evidence that he is still
stalking me. Perhaps if people would quit appending his
gay crap to their replies he would just get discouraged
and go away.

Really, it's your own fault that the pervert is still around.
You guys humor him just enough that he feels wanted.

Sad, so sad.

CN


"John Cairns" wrote in message om...

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message
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On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 00:37:10 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

We call it '**** paper' here.

dummy paper here.
Much more couth, backwoods boy

Couth? You want couth? I've got your couth right here, bend over and
I'll shove some up your ass.


This group is becoming very gay.



Regards


Donal
--



Yeah, a lot of strange talk involving the anus and phallic symbols. One guy
says, "my knife is bigger than yours," then someone else comes along and
says, "my knife is bigger than anybodies!".Coincidence that all of this
emerged when Nil came back? I think not!

John Cairns

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
While in the Boy Scouts I learned how to wipe my butt using only one
sheet of TP. First you fold it, twice and cut a small square hole in
the middle. keep this small piece, Very Important! Then you stick
your finger through the hole, use your finger to get all the **** off
your ass, then remove the sheet, cleaning your finger as you do. Now,
remember that small square, fold it into a triangle and use it to
clean out your fingernail. Then, I'd eat it. Done.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
=?Windows-1252?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:
He has that queer eye for the straight gay fixation.

Neal is quite familiar with queerness, gay or straight.

I delete all his posts and only see his crap second hand yet
I still see plenty of second hand evidence that he is still
stalking me. Perhaps if people would quit appending his
gay crap to their replies he would just get discouraged
and go away.

And, he's a liar.

Really, it's your own fault that the pervert is still around.
You guys humor him just enough that he feels wanted.

Sad, so sad.

And, he's a pervert who "does" his cat, lies, and steals. What a great
guy.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

I'm an office worker and I use paper...not tissue...and I am not by any
means a wimp.....so there!

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Real sailors 'snort and spit'. Tissues are for wimps and Brits.

I agree!!!! However, office workers should use a tissue.


'office workers' would come under the 'wimp' title and therefore you
are being redundant.

Scotty

"katysails" wrote:
I'm an office worker and I use paper...not tissue...and I am not by any
means a wimp.....so there!

That's nothing...we use 80 grit at the boatyard!

Seahag

Well, the cheap paper they buy at work feels like 80 grit...

"Seahag" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote:
I'm an office worker and I use paper...not tissue...and I am not by any
means a wimp.....so there!

That's nothing...we use 80 grit at the boatyard!

Seahag

Donal,

Favorite Flavor; Witch Hazel. On round pads sold in a screw top jar.
They are called "TUCKS" They are also flushable.

If you dump your bucket over the side, flushable is not a problem. Not
sure how the fish feel about "Baby Wipes?"

Ole Thom

of course there are a few exceptions to the rule.

SV

"katysails" wrote in message
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I'm an office worker and I use paper...not tissue...and I am not by
any
means a wimp.....so there!

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Real sailors 'snort and spit'. Tissues are for wimps and
Brits.

I agree!!!! However, office workers should use a tissue.


'office workers' would come under the 'wimp' title and therefore
you
are being redundant.

Scotty

Yipes! and I thought the Sears catalog was rough.

Scotty

"Seahag" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote:
I'm an office worker and I use paper...not tissue...and I am not
by any
means a wimp.....so there!

That's nothing...we use 80 grit at the boatyard!

Seahag

On Thu, 2 Dec 2004 22:30:49 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

Yipes! and I thought the Sears catalog was rough.

Scotty


Watch out for the shiny pages.
Mark E. Williams