OzOne wrote:

On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 17:14:30 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:


Eat me, Cairns!

CN


see Nav!
Now he's soliciting!


I bow to your insight -but I point out that no payment was offered. Now,
will JC oblige and which Faustian piece will he offer?

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

He's a cat, Nav.....


Now that's more like it! BUT a cat?

Cheers


OK, drop the cat!


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Ok now what?

Cheers

In article , OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 17:14:30 -0500, Capt. Neal®
scribbled thusly:

Eat me, Cairns!

CN

see Nav!
Now he's soliciting!

hahahahahahaa....


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
=?iso-8859-1?Q?Capt._Neal=AE?= wrote:

Another Gaynz wannabe . . .

OzOne wrote in message ...
snipped remainder of the garbage.

Still obsessing? I'm not interested in men. Get it through your head.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Capt. Neal® wrote:
The Caribbean is becoming old hat though
the Bahamas still have many locales I have
not seen.

I'm kicking around the possibility of going
'round the Horn and heading off to the
South Sea islands. Of course, I would
continue around to close the circle.

I figure at my leisurely pace it should take
three or four years.

The question I must ask is could you guys
and gals survive that long without me?

CN

Last person (other than that Texican with the goofy wife) to suggest this was
EdChell.
You, Sir, are no Ed Chell.

Do you think that heavy steel boat could keep up with my modern GRP
machine?

Modern!!! What is this nitwit's conception of time?
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

Did I tell you that both of my cats play fetch and come running when I
call them? They even try to talk to me when I get home and tell me what
has been going on. Until I've stopped and listened to them, they don't
shut up. They like sailing if it's sunny and they get quite miserable
if I have to start the engine. Oscar likes to tail the sheet on the
winch but I'm worried be may not let go in time when we tack.

No dog is so suited to sailing.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

Not that cat you idiot! :-)

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 12:16:23 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:



OzOne wrote:


He's a cat, Nav.....


Now that's more like it! BUT a cat?

Cheers


OK, drop the cat!


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Ok now what?

Cheers




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

OzOne wrote:

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 12:35:26 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:


Did I tell you that both of my cats play fetch and come running when I
call them? They even try to talk to me when I get home and tell me what
has been going on. Until I've stopped and listened to them, they don't
shut up. They like sailing if it's sunny and they get quite miserable
if I have to start the engine. Oscar likes to tail the sheet on the
winch but I'm worried be may not let go in time when we tack.

No dog is so suited to sailing.

Cheers


My cat..a Maine Coon, meets me in the driveway every time I arrive
home, rolls on his back and begs for a fluff up.
He's been sailing once, and spent the whole time in the saloon ears
pricked, waiting for the end of the Earth.

My dog jumps off the end of the jetty and swims out to meet me as I
sail in. He doesn't mind a short sail, but I think he suffers mal de
mer.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.


That's nothing. My cats try to clean the dust out of the bilge! Like me,
they have both been sea sick only once.

Cheers

In article , OzOne wrote:
On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 12:46:31 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:


That's nothing. My cats try to clean the dust out of the bilge! Like me,
they have both been sea sick only once.

Cheers

.....been scared near ****less a couple of times..never seasick

I was offshore once when I was scared ****less, then I got seasick,
then I didn't give a ****.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:54:44 -0000, "BIGMAC"
wrote this crap:


Do something most yanks will never do,,,,, travel outside of the USA, how
about Europe or Asia? it might teach you something about the real World
possibly.


I sail outside the US several times a year.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:54:44 -0000, "BIGMAC"
wrote this crap:


Do something most yanks will never do,,,,, travel outside of the USA, how
about Europe or Asia? it might teach you something about the real World
possibly.


I sail outside the US several times a year.

Yep. He's sails in Never Never Land with Michael Jackson.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:54:44 -0000, "BIGMAC"
wrote this crap:


Do something most yanks will never do,,,,, travel outside of the
USA, how
about Europe or Asia? it might teach you something about the real
World
possibly.


I sail outside the US several times a year.

Canada doesn't count.


SV

So how long did it take you to learn Tonkinese?

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Did I tell you that both of my cats play fetch and come running when I
call them? They even try to talk to me when I get home and tell me what
has been going on. Until I've stopped and listened to them, they don't
shut up. They like sailing if it's sunny and they get quite miserable if
I have to start the engine. Oscar likes to tail the sheet on the winch but
I'm worried be may not let go in time when we tack.

No dog is so suited to sailing.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

Not that cat you idiot! :-)

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 12:16:23 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:



OzOne wrote:


He's a cat, Nav.....


Now that's more like it! BUT a cat?

Cheers


OK, drop the cat!


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Cheers




Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been
expecting you.

It's a derivative of Burmese which is just as well as Max only speaks
Burmese. I'm am still learning it. Fortunately they understand my Pidgin
well.

Cheers

katysails wrote:

So how long did it take you to learn Tonkinese?

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Did I tell you that both of my cats play fetch and come running when I
call them? They even try to talk to me when I get home and tell me what
has been going on. Until I've stopped and listened to them, they don't
shut up. They like sailing if it's sunny and they get quite miserable if
I have to start the engine. Oscar likes to tail the sheet on the winch but
I'm worried be may not let go in time when we tack.

No dog is so suited to sailing.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:


Not that cat you idiot! :-)

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 12:16:23 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:



OzOne wrote:



He's a cat, Nav.....


Now that's more like it! BUT a cat?

Cheers


OK, drop the cat!


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Ok now what?

Cheers




Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been
expecting you.

Sailing to Peche Island hardly counts...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 21:54:44 -0000, "BIGMAC"
wrote this crap:


Do something most yanks will never do,,,,, travel outside of the USA, how
about Europe or Asia? it might teach you something about the real World
possibly.


I sail outside the US several times a year.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

And what language do theyr ead in?

"Nav" wrote in message
...
It's a derivative of Burmese which is just as well as Max only speaks
Burmese. I'm am still learning it. Fortunately they understand my Pidgin
well.

Cheers

katysails wrote:

So how long did it take you to learn Tonkinese?

"Nav" wrote in message
...

Did I tell you that both of my cats play fetch and come running when I
call them? They even try to talk to me when I get home and tell me what
has been going on. Until I've stopped and listened to them, they don't
shut up. They like sailing if it's sunny and they get quite miserable if
I have to start the engine. Oscar likes to tail the sheet on the winch
but I'm worried be may not let go in time when we tack.

No dog is so suited to sailing.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:


Not that cat you idiot! :-)

On Wed, 01 Dec 2004 12:16:23 +1300, Nav
scribbled thusly:



OzOne wrote:



He's a cat, Nav.....


Now that's more like it! BUT a cat?

Cheers


OK, drop the cat!


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Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been
expecting you.

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message n

Canada doesn't count.

Sure We Do... but it's in Metric and youse guys don't comprehend that!!

CM

What's not to comprehend? Our boat's tooled in metric...so you go in and
ask for that size screw or whatever....and you carry both a standard and
metric socket wrench kit...why such a big deal???? Our Bimmer's metric...so
what? It's not like we're all took and die makers and have to come up with
parts on our own...you can buy metric stuff here, ya know....

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:kGard.213424$df2.110381@edtnps89...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message n

Canada doesn't count.

Sure We Do... but it's in Metric and youse guys don't comprehend that!!

CM

Yes... sure you do..... can you translate your latest rant into metric so
we can all enjoy it?
Us Gallon...vs... Imperial Gallon.... ouch it all hurts my head!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
What's not to comprehend? Our boat's tooled in metric...so you go in and
ask for that size screw or whatever....and you carry both a standard and
metric socket wrench kit...why such a big deal???? Our Bimmer's
metric...so what? It's not like we're all took and die makers and have to
come up with parts on our own...you can buy metric stuff here, ya know....

The problem that people have is that they try to convert....you just learn
the system and use it...forget about converting....it's like learning
another language...you really aren't fluent until you can stop using the
dictionary in your head to translate....and I could translate my last rant
into metre, but I'm not feeling very poetic right now...

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:NZbrd.214233$df2.203088@edtnps89...
Yes... sure you do..... can you translate your latest rant into metric so
we can all enjoy it?
Us Gallon...vs... Imperial Gallon.... ouch it all hurts my head!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
What's not to comprehend? Our boat's tooled in metric...so you go in and
ask for that size screw or whatever....and you carry both a standard and
metric socket wrench kit...why such a big deal???? Our Bimmer's
metric...so what? It's not like we're all took and die makers and have to
come up with parts on our own...you can buy metric stuff here, ya
know....

Overproof wrote:
Sure We Do... but it's in Metric and youse guys don't comprehend that!

Pardon me for interrupting your intellectual arrogance, but most people
in the U.S. comprehend the metric system quite well.


"katysails" wrote ...
What's not to comprehend? Our boat's tooled in metric.

Yep. So it almost everything else of a technical nature.


"Overproof" wrote...
Yes... sure you do..... can you translate your latest rant into metric so
we can all enjoy it?
Us Gallon...vs... Imperial Gallon.... ouch it all hurts my head!

Yep again. Tristan Jones had a theory that the metric system led to
mental atrophy... maybe he was right!


katysails wrote:
The problem that people have is that they try to convert....you just learn
the system and use it...forget about converting....

I'm setting a record for agreement here! There is almost no reason to
convert the usual everyday measures from English (or SAE) to metric...
The phrase "furlongs per fortnight" refers to this kind of time-wasting
kludgery...

Now shall we discuss the use of centistokes vs Pascals or
ergs vs BTU ??

.... it's like learning
another language...you really aren't fluent until you can stop using the
dictionary in your head to translate....and I could translate my last rant
into metre, but I'm not feeling very poetic right now...!

Well, that gives me something to look forward to for the rest of the week!

Regards
Doug King

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:kGard.213424$df2.110381@edtnps89...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message n

Canada doesn't count.

Sure We Do... but it's in Metric and youse guys don't comprehend
that!!

Typo, should have been, 'Canadians can't count'.

Scotty

Capt. Neal® wrote in message ...
Do you think that heavy steel boat could keep up with
my modern GRP machine?

Yeah right, Ill do 9 knots 24/7 can you?



I think I'd like to hit Viet Nam. Might be able to find
a suitable mate there who has not been spoiled by
western philosophy.


I just want to pick up a couple hundred Elephant hair braclets in
Vietnam to sell on ebay, You can buy them in vietnam for about a 50
cents each and they sell on ebay for about 45-60 dollars. Most likey
you can find a mate in the Phillipines easier, just tell her you have
a camero and she yours for life.
Also know a guy in Subic who has some surplus WW11 harleys still in
the crate. They would sell for bigbucks on ebay.

Joe




CN


"Joe" wrote in message om...
Capt. Neal® wrote in message ...
The Caribbean is becoming old hat though
the Bahamas still have many locales I have
not seen.

I'm kicking around the possibility of going
'round the Horn and heading off to the
South Sea islands. Of course, I would
continue around to close the circle.


Sounds like a challenge to be taken.

I'll meet you at the equator head to Christmas stop in Palmyra, head
to the bakers, Howland, Gilberts, Tarawa, Marshall's, Wake, Marcus,
Phillippines, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Singapore, Sri Lanka, India,
Pakistan, Iran ,Kuwait, Oman, Yeman, Egypt, Turkey, Greece, Italy,
Spain, Carninals, Florida.



I figure at my leisurely pace it should take
three or four years.

The question I must ask is could you guys
and gals survive that long without me?



With the right equipment onboard you could update the group as you
go. But it would have to be a pay to view website to make it worth
while.

Joe



CN

"Cam" wrote in message . ..
Capt. Neal® wrote:
The Caribbean is becoming old hat though
the Bahamas still have many locales I have
not seen.

I'm kicking around the possibility of going
'round the Horn and heading off to the
South Sea islands. Of course, I would
continue around to close the circle.

I figure at my leisurely pace it should take
three or four years.

The question I must ask is could you guys
and gals survive that long without me?

CN

Last person (other than that Texican with the goofy wife) to suggest this was
EdChell.

First off Mr Camm there aint no Mexican sitting on any branch of my family tree
and only I can call Ms Terry Goofey(and I do all the time)so watch it bucko.

Joe



You, Sir, are no Ed Chell.

Joe wrote:
"Cam" wrote in message
. ..
Capt. Neal® wrote:
The Caribbean is becoming old hat though
the Bahamas still have many locales I have
not seen.

I'm kicking around the possibility of going
'round the Horn and heading off to the
South Sea islands. Of course, I would
continue around to close the circle.

I figure at my leisurely pace it should take
three or four years.

The question I must ask is could you guys
and gals survive that long without me?

CN

Last person (other than that Texican with the goofy wife) to suggest this was
EdChell.

First off Mr Camm there aint no Mexican sitting on any branch of my family
tree

That's debatable.

and only I can call Ms Terry Goofey(and I do all the time)so watch it bucko.

She's goofy as hell. Nice looking, and seems to have some intellegance (keeps
it well hidden).
Got any pictures of her nude? Ya want some?

Joe

Did you ever try your voyage, or have you been "bobsprit"ing it, rusted to the
bottom?



You, Sir, are no Ed Chell.
I repeat myself he
"You, sir, are no Ed Chell."

"Cam" wrote in message . ..
Joe wrote:
"Cam" wrote in message
. ..
Capt. Neal® wrote:
The Caribbean is becoming old hat though
the Bahamas still have many locales I have
not seen.

I'm kicking around the possibility of going
'round the Horn and heading off to the
South Sea islands. Of course, I would
continue around to close the circle.

I figure at my leisurely pace it should take
three or four years.

The question I must ask is could you guys
and gals survive that long without me?

CN

Last person (other than that Texican with the goofy wife) to suggest this was
EdChell.

First off Mr Camm there aint no Mexican sitting on any branch of my family
tree

That's debatable.

Well better than then french in your background.



and only I can call Ms Terry Goofey(and I do all the time)so watch it bucko.

She's goofy as hell. Nice looking, and seems to have some intellegance (keeps
it well hidden).

From idiots like you I'm sure.


Got any pictures of her nude? Ya want some?


Yeah Ive got many, Sure.... send all you have.


Joe

Did you ever try your voyage, or have you been "bobsprit"ing it, rusted to the
bottom?

Not yet, how bout you, WTF have you done lately? Sit on a armchair in
your lubbery home drooling on yourself.



You, Sir, are no Ed Chell.
I repeat myself he
"You, sir, are no Ed Chell."

"Nav" wrote in message

That's nothing. My cats try to clean the dust out of the bilge! Like me,
they have both been sea sick only once.

101 Uses for a Dead Cat - The only good cat is a dead cat.... two dead cats
are even better.

CM

Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


That's nothing. My cats try to clean the dust out of the bilge! Like me,
they have both been sea sick only once.


101 Uses for a Dead Cat - The only good cat is a dead cat.... two dead cats
are even better.


Good lord. You did say you are over 50?

Cheers

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:H_Mrd.266733$9b.118384@edtnps84...

"Nav" wrote in message

That's nothing. My cats try to clean the dust out of the bilge!
Like me,
they have both been sea sick only once.

101 Uses for a Dead Cat - The only good cat is a dead cat.... two
dead cats
are even better.

Live cats make excellent moving targets.

"Nav" wrote in message

Good lord. You did say you are over 50?

Don't get excited Nav.... just fishin'!

What's the matter...you can dish it out but can't take it????

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

Live cats make excellent moving targets.

Yes.... but they get so easily distracted!

CM

Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Good lord. You did say you are over 50?


Don't get excited Nav.... just fishin'!

What's the matter...you can dish it out but can't take it????


Don't worry about me. I've got to cut you free was I'm going sailing
now. Have a good weekend playing with your knife. Now don't prick anyone.

Cheers

In article H_Mrd.266733$9b.118384@edtnps84,
Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message

That's nothing. My cats try to clean the dust out of the bilge! Like me,
they have both been sea sick only once.

101 Uses for a Dead Cat - The only good cat is a dead cat.... two dead cats
are even better.

Not if you're Neal. He likes them juicy.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article , Nav wrote:


Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


That's nothing. My cats try to clean the dust out of the bilge! Like me,
they have both been sea sick only once.


101 Uses for a Dead Cat - The only good cat is a dead cat.... two dead cats
are even better.


Good lord. You did say you are over 50?

Cheers


Sounds like he's 14 and immature.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

"Nav" wrote in message

Don't worry about me. I've got to cut you free was I'm going sailing now.
Have a good weekend playing with your knife. Now don't prick anyone.

No Sweat... I was getting tired of playin with ya anyway... :-D

Have a good sail..... and if you catch a fish... remember to sharpen your
butter knife before you try to fillet it.

CM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Sounds like he's 14 and immature.

You can stop now Gaynz.... I'm certain that your last lick to Nav's ass got
all the **** off.

CM

In article 1rPrd.268458$9b.179246@edtnps84,
Overproof wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

Sounds like he's 14 and immature.

You can stop now Gaynz.... I'm certain that your last lick to Nav's ass got
all the **** off.

I'm sure that you have way more experience with this than I could
possibly have. You keep bring up gay themes, and it's pretty obvious
that you're boasting bull**** is nothing more than a thin veneer of
homosexuality. Why don't you tell us again about how big your "knife"
is. What a creep.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote
a thin veneer of
homosexuality. Why don't you tell us again about how big your
"knife"
is.

The gayest post this week.

SV

"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote


Sounds like he's 14 and immature.


right up your 'alley', eh Jon?

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
"Jonathan Loser Ganz" wrote
a thin veneer of
homosexuality. Why don't you tell us again about how big your
"knife"
is.

The gayest post this week.

SV




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."