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Lady Pilot November 25th 04 07:29 AM

My Apology to Usenet
 

"Bertie the Bunyip" XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
.. .
(Chuck Lysaght)
e.com:

I want to apologize for my posts that have offended some people. While
exercising my right to free speech in an unmoderated forum, I forgot
that some of my poetry, images, and opinions may have offended some
people. And to those people I want to say that I am sorry.


This post offends me.


Berti e


No doubt!

LP



Jonathan Ganz November 25th 04 06:55 PM

You're a ****in idiot (and a dyke).

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:yRfpd.75132$EZ.74628@okepread07...

"Bertie the Bunyip" XZXZ@XZXZ.,XZXZX wrote in message
.. .
(Chuck Lysaght)
e.com:

I want to apologize for my posts that have offended some people. While
exercising my right to free speech in an unmoderated forum, I forgot
that some of my poetry, images, and opinions may have offended some
people. And to those people I want to say that I am sorry.


This post offends me.


Berti e


No doubt!

LP




Capt. Mooron November 25th 04 11:19 PM

How dare you insult Lady Pilot in this manner!!!???

Have you no honour? Have you no respect?

Obviously you seem to think that you somehow are immune to a retaliatory
slap for such a fiendish transgression of good taste and gentlemanly
behaviour.

I would suggest that not only is an apology in order ... but that you
refrain from such obviously feminine outbursts in the future..... you are
sounding more like a jealous bitch than a man!

You have been advised...... I suggest you take the it seriously!!! I've
destroyed much bigger and stronger with less effort than it would take to
kneecap the likes of you in short order.

Buck Up! ...and fly straight! You do not want to get on my bad side... that
I can assure you!

CM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
You're a ****in idiot (and a dyke).




Capt. Mooron November 26th 04 01:11 AM


wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable proof

that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.


You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of Sauron"
glides your way!!

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!

Bwahahahahahahaaa

CM




Scout November 26th 04 01:30 AM

You have to admit CM, after a while it just got boring bitch slapping Bertie
and his trained blow monkeys.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable
proof

that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.


You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of Sauron"
glides your way!!

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!

Bwahahahahahahaaa

CM






katysails November 26th 04 01:33 AM

They certainly were not nearly as worthy of slapping as Gilly's flying
monkeys...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
You have to admit CM, after a while it just got boring bitch slapping
Bertie and his trained blow monkeys.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable
proof

that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.


You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of Sauron"
glides your way!!

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!

Bwahahahahahahaaa

CM








Capt. Mooron November 26th 04 01:34 AM

Indeed... persistence is their strong suit... not wit, nor rhetoric. They
can however be beaten ... without much effort.

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
...
You have to admit CM, after a while it just got boring bitch slapping
Bertie and his trained blow monkeys.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable
proof

that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.


You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of Sauron"
glides your way!!

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!

Bwahahahahahahaaa

CM








Scout November 26th 04 01:41 AM

I must've misunderstood, I thought they were frying monkeys.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
They certainly were not nearly as worthy of slapping as Gilly's flying
monkeys...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
You have to admit CM, after a while it just got boring bitch slapping
Bertie and his trained blow monkeys.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable
proof
that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.

You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of Sauron"
glides your way!!

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!

Bwahahahahahahaaa

CM










katysails November 26th 04 01:48 AM

nonononono...you FRY the Flying Monkeys.....

"Scout" wrote in message
...
I must've misunderstood, I thought they were frying monkeys.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
They certainly were not nearly as worthy of slapping as Gilly's flying
monkeys...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
You have to admit CM, after a while it just got boring bitch slapping
Bertie and his trained blow monkeys.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable
proof
that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.

You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of Sauron"
glides your way!!

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!

Bwahahahahahahaaa

CM












Scout November 26th 04 01:51 AM

That'd be a tough dish to order in a Chinese restaurant!

"katysails" wrote in message
...
nonononono...you FRY the Flying Monkeys.....

"Scout" wrote in message
...
I must've misunderstood, I thought they were frying monkeys.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
They certainly were not nearly as worthy of slapping as Gilly's flying
monkeys...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
You have to admit CM, after a while it just got boring bitch slapping
Bertie and his trained blow monkeys.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable
proof
that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.

You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of
Sauron" glides your way!!

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!

Bwahahahahahahaaa

CM














Scott Vernon November 26th 04 01:58 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote

kneecap the likes of you in short order.



Must you two gay up every post?







Jonathan Ganz November 26th 04 03:50 AM

wooooeeee I'm so scared! (PS - she's a dyke)

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
How dare you insult Lady Pilot in this manner!!!???

Have you no honour? Have you no respect?

Obviously you seem to think that you somehow are immune to a retaliatory
slap for such a fiendish transgression of good taste and gentlemanly
behaviour.

I would suggest that not only is an apology in order ... but that you
refrain from such obviously feminine outbursts in the future..... you are
sounding more like a jealous bitch than a man!

You have been advised...... I suggest you take the it seriously!!! I've
destroyed much bigger and stronger with less effort than it would take to
kneecap the likes of you in short order.

Buck Up! ...and fly straight! You do not want to get on my bad side...
that I can assure you!

CM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
You're a ****in idiot (and a dyke).






Jonathan Ganz November 26th 04 03:51 AM

It's turn on for you right wuss boy?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote

kneecap the likes of you in short order.



Must you two gay up every post?









Capt. Mooron November 26th 04 01:20 PM

Unfortunately for you Ganz..... you can't seem to differentiate between
class and crass.

To date you have illustrated with glaring clarity that you are a complete
idiot. While it would seem to some that Horvath's status as the local
village idiot may be a ploy.....You have proven beyond a doubt that
stupidity comes to you as natural as breathing. You haven't the mental
acuity to tackle anyone on this newsgroup on any subject. You are a small
person with no ethics and the morals of a **** fly.

When any man feels compelled to empower themselves at the expense of a
woman... it's no doubt due to their incapacity to compete with their own
gender. This places you squarely into the realms of a snivelling,
backstabbing, psychotic little weasel. While others here may question your
sexual preferences... I am certain that you have been offered no other venue
for satisfaction in that area other than association with gender confused
partners... to this end you seem forced into a state of behaviour which
others would identify as quite gay.

I'm sure your first impulse at reading this post will be to quickly hunt
down a line or two which you can rewrite and futily attempt to attribute to
the author..... go ahead Ganz.... it's all you are capable of.

Now before you begin your temper tantrum... keep in mind that I have to
date, tolerated your insipid whining and gay lames. I have warned you before
and you chose not to heed the advise. This time you have over-stepped the
boundary I've identified for you. You have only two choices... take a verbal
**** kicking or run like the wind and rethink your strategy.

I would advise you to run Ganz...... I'm certain it's a natural response
for you!

CM




"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
wooooeeee I'm so scared! (PS - she's a dyke)

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
How dare you insult Lady Pilot in this manner!!!???

Have you no honour? Have you no respect?

Obviously you seem to think that you somehow are immune to a retaliatory
slap for such a fiendish transgression of good taste and gentlemanly
behaviour.

I would suggest that not only is an apology in order ... but that you
refrain from such obviously feminine outbursts in the future..... you are
sounding more like a jealous bitch than a man!

You have been advised...... I suggest you take the it seriously!!! I've
destroyed much bigger and stronger with less effort than it would take to
kneecap the likes of you in short order.

Buck Up! ...and fly straight! You do not want to get on my bad side...
that I can assure you!

CM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
You're a ****in idiot (and a dyke).








Capt. Mooron November 26th 04 02:25 PM


wrote in message

In your case, by fighting fire with fire.


There is much insight to be gained by gazing into the flame.....

Really Bill.... these guys amuse themselves with cascades.


CM



Martin Baxter November 26th 04 02:50 PM

Capt. Mooron wrote:
.. This places you squarely into the realms of a snivelling,
backstabbing, psychotic little weasel.


Now tell us what you really feel!

Cheers
Marty


Capt. Mooron November 26th 04 09:08 PM

How choice that your first reply would mimic so closely an American version
of lil stevie sumner...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hahaha.. yeah, well, I'm for sure not going to listen to you lecture on
that subject.


You most certainly will.... and you'll read every post I make.

You've been running your mouth for some time.


This from a blathering goof who's mainstay contribution to usenet is gay
flames and crass insults to women

We indulge you, because you're a boozer, but don't mistake that indulgence
for acceptance. You're just a Canadian wimp... lots of talk, not much
action.


No Ganzy... you indulge in fantasies of adequacy and the fact of the matter
is, if I were indeed drunk... the morning would find me sober .... but you
would still be queer as a 3 dollar bill and dumber than a sack of hammers.

Fortunately, I don't give a rat's ass about your tolerance or lack
thereof. Go **** yourself.


Isn't it a wonder how easily you find yourself overdrawn when attempting to
use the word bank.


If you have some problem with me, feel free have your
special moment in private.


Don't flatter yourself on your worth Ganzy... I've publically informed you
of what I thought of your recent diatribes.


You've proven yourself to be a baffoon over and
over. There's no need to repeat the evidence here.


Grab your hanky and go have a good cry Ganzy..... frankly speaking, I
don't have the time right now to listen to your feminine whining & sobbing.

CM






Jonathan Ganz November 27th 04 03:16 AM

You're still as I described. You're a wimp.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
How choice that your first reply would mimic so closely an American
version of lil stevie sumner...

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Hahaha.. yeah, well, I'm for sure not going to listen to you lecture on
that subject.


You most certainly will.... and you'll read every post I make.

You've been running your mouth for some time.


This from a blathering goof who's mainstay contribution to usenet is gay
flames and crass insults to women

We indulge you, because you're a boozer, but don't mistake that indulgence
for acceptance. You're just a Canadian wimp... lots of talk, not much
action.


No Ganzy... you indulge in fantasies of adequacy and the fact of the
matter is, if I were indeed drunk... the morning would find me sober ....
but you would still be queer as a 3 dollar bill and dumber than a sack of
hammers.

Fortunately, I don't give a rat's ass about your tolerance or lack
thereof. Go **** yourself.


Isn't it a wonder how easily you find yourself overdrawn when attempting
to use the word bank.


If you have some problem with me, feel free have your
special moment in private.


Don't flatter yourself on your worth Ganzy... I've publically informed
you of what I thought of your recent diatribes.


You've proven yourself to be a baffoon over and
over. There's no need to repeat the evidence here.


Grab your hanky and go have a good cry Ganzy..... frankly speaking, I
don't have the time right now to listen to your feminine whining &
sobbing.

CM








Lady Pilot November 28th 04 06:58 AM

Thanks, Captain. This is one of those good qualities I've always admired
about you. :-)

LP

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
How dare you insult Lady Pilot in this manner!!!???

Have you no honour? Have you no respect?

Obviously you seem to think that you somehow are immune to a retaliatory
slap for such a fiendish transgression of good taste and gentlemanly
behaviour.

I would suggest that not only is an apology in order ... but that you
refrain from such obviously feminine outbursts in the future..... you are
sounding more like a jealous bitch than a man!

You have been advised...... I suggest you take the it seriously!!! I've
destroyed much bigger and stronger with less effort than it would take to
kneecap the likes of you in short order.

Buck Up! ...and fly straight! You do not want to get on my bad side...
that I can assure you!

CM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
You're a ****in idiot (and a dyke).






Lady Pilot November 28th 04 07:01 AM


wrote:

She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip.


So what? I wasn't aware of any rules that said I wasn't allowed to do that.

Clear and irrevocable proof that
Jon is 100% correct.


I'm a dike and idiot for making a post? Okay... Bwaaahwahwaaaa!

Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.


That's why you liberals make such asses of yourself. You scream "free
speech" and now you want the Captain to direct his scorn at me? Hahaaaa!

Back in the bozo bin with your good friend Jonathan...

LP



Lady Pilot November 28th 04 07:04 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable
proof

that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.


You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!


It's pretty clear to me that he's terrified of Bertie! What a wussy!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of Sauron"
glides your way!!


Only if he repents first! LOL

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!


snicker

LP



Jonathan Ganz November 28th 04 08:15 AM

It's pretty clear to just about everyone that you're a dyke, but I don't
keep mentioning it.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:YLeqd.78632$EZ.36892@okepread07...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable
proof

that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.


You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!


It's pretty clear to me that he's terrified of Bertie! What a wussy!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of Sauron"
glides your way!!


Only if he repents first! LOL

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!


snicker

LP




Jonathan Ganz November 28th 04 08:16 AM

No. You're not a dike. You're a dyke. And, even if you weren't a dyke (or a
dike), you'd still be an idiot. They're not dependent on each other.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:uJeqd.78631$EZ.2752@okepread07...

wrote:

She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip.


So what? I wasn't aware of any rules that said I wasn't allowed to do
that.

Clear and irrevocable proof that
Jon is 100% correct.


I'm a dike and idiot for making a post? Okay... Bwaaahwahwaaaa!

Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.


That's why you liberals make such asses of yourself. You scream "free
speech" and now you want the Captain to direct his scorn at me? Hahaaaa!

Back in the bozo bin with your good friend Jonathan...

LP




Jonathan Ganz November 28th 04 08:16 AM

He's a wimp, you're a dyke. Nothing new.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:gGeqd.78630$EZ.47850@okepread07...
Thanks, Captain. This is one of those good qualities I've always admired
about you. :-)

LP

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
How dare you insult Lady Pilot in this manner!!!???

Have you no honour? Have you no respect?

Obviously you seem to think that you somehow are immune to a retaliatory
slap for such a fiendish transgression of good taste and gentlemanly
behaviour.

I would suggest that not only is an apology in order ... but that you
refrain from such obviously feminine outbursts in the future..... you are
sounding more like a jealous bitch than a man!

You have been advised...... I suggest you take the it seriously!!! I've
destroyed much bigger and stronger with less effort than it would take to
kneecap the likes of you in short order.

Buck Up! ...and fly straight! You do not want to get on my bad side...
that I can assure you!

CM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
You're a ****in idiot (and a dyke).








gonefishiing November 28th 04 09:14 AM

yes you do
just look at the next three posts
other than that, just keep adjusting the dose of your meds.
it seems to help.
welcome back jon.

in the meantime, i've got a smoke filled loft........smoke alarms going off
everywhere
partly from the ****ing stupid after thanksgiving turkey.
Marshall amps are turned up, the guitars plugged in
and the distortion and sustain is .........well.......interesting
its 4:00am and the neighbors are ...............impressed. as they should be
g as are the police.
(anybody like heavy metal?)

and oh yes.........sailing is ofishaly over.........boat hauled 3 days ago.

this night may yet prove to be a miracle.
ciao.
gf.




"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
It's pretty clear to just about everyone that you're a dyke, but I don't
keep mentioning it.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:YLeqd.78632$EZ.36892@okepread07...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable
proof
that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.

You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!


It's pretty clear to me that he's terrified of Bertie! What a wussy!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of Sauron"
glides your way!!


Only if he repents first! LOL

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!


snicker

LP







Capt. Neal® November 28th 04 04:57 PM

Ya gotta luv it! What a woman! The bozo bin, Bwaaaaahahhahahhahahahahha!

CN


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:uJeqd.78631$EZ.2752@okepread07...

wrote:

She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip.


So what? I wasn't aware of any rules that said I wasn't allowed to do that.

Clear and irrevocable proof that
Jon is 100% correct.


I'm a dike and idiot for making a post? Okay... Bwaaahwahwaaaa!

Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.


That's why you liberals make such asses of yourself. You scream "free
speech" and now you want the Captain to direct his scorn at me? Hahaaaa!

Back in the bozo bin with your good friend Jonathan...

LP



Jonathan Ganz November 28th 04 06:39 PM

It was a joke you stupid fishboy. Jeesus... you're incredibly dense.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
yes you do
just look at the next three posts
other than that, just keep adjusting the dose of your meds.
it seems to help.
welcome back jon.

in the meantime, i've got a smoke filled loft........smoke alarms going
off
everywhere
partly from the ****ing stupid after thanksgiving turkey.
Marshall amps are turned up, the guitars plugged in
and the distortion and sustain is .........well.......interesting
its 4:00am and the neighbors are ...............impressed. as they should
be
g as are the police.
(anybody like heavy metal?)

and oh yes.........sailing is ofishaly over.........boat hauled 3 days
ago.

this night may yet prove to be a miracle.
ciao.
gf.




"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
It's pretty clear to just about everyone that you're a dyke, but I don't
keep mentioning it.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:YLeqd.78632$EZ.36892@okepread07...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

wrote in message
She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip. Clear and irrevocable
proof
that
Jon is 100% correct. Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really
deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.

You live in fear of the Bunyip??... Bwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

It's pretty clear to me that he's terrified of Bertie! What a wussy!

Have no fear... I'm certain LP will assist you if the "Eye of Sauron"
glides your way!!

Only if he repents first! LOL

I understand Wal Mart has a sale on Spines!! You should go buy one!

snicker

LP









Jonathan Ganz November 28th 04 06:39 PM

Neal wants to join... bad.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
Ya gotta luv it! What a woman! The bozo bin, Bwaaaaahahhahahhahahahahha!

CN


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:uJeqd.78631$EZ.2752@okepread07...

wrote:

She replied to a post from Bertie the Bunyip.


So what? I wasn't aware of any rules that said I wasn't allowed to do
that.

Clear and irrevocable proof that
Jon is 100% correct.


I'm a dike and idiot for making a post? Okay... Bwaaahwahwaaaa!

Direct your scorn towards Lady Pilot. She really deserves
it for this boneheaded transgression.


That's why you liberals make such asses of yourself. You scream "free
speech" and now you want the Captain to direct his scorn at me? Hahaaaa!

Back in the bozo bin with your good friend Jonathan...

LP





Capt. Neal® November 30th 04 12:58 AM

I understand that many truck drivers have Sirius and XM
satellite radios installed. Do me a favor, ask around and
see if they've found a way to hack into the system to
avoid the monthly subscription fee.

I'd like to have a satellite radio receiver on my boat
but ten bucks a month seems quite steep for radio.
I hear that Sirius is installing some sort of weather
fax system on their radio, that might be nice to have
offshore.

CN


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
Not as eloquently as Mooron can.

If it were me, I'd just punch your lights out and leave you lying on
the ground, but then, hey, I'm just a truck driver.

SV



Jonathan Ganz November 30th 04 01:02 AM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
Not as eloquently as Mooron can.

If it were me, I'd just punch your lights out and leave you lying on
the ground, but then, hey, I'm just a truck driver.

SV

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Yeah, what you're incapable of saying....


Ohhhhh.... you're really, really, really scaring me. But, you're
right, you're just a truck driver. A fat, stupid truck driver. A fat,
stupid, fat Elvis look-alike.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Scout November 30th 04 01:03 AM

Watch out for that maritime version of Sirius, called Siren.
You pay only once for a lifetime of listening pleasure.
Scout

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I understand that many truck drivers have Sirius and XM
satellite radios installed. Do me a favor, ask around and
see if they've found a way to hack into the system to
avoid the monthly subscription fee.

I'd like to have a satellite radio receiver on my boat
but ten bucks a month seems quite steep for radio.
I hear that Sirius is installing some sort of weather
fax system on their radio, that might be nice to have
offshore.

CN


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Not as eloquently as Mooron can.

If it were me, I'd just punch your lights out and leave you lying on
the ground, but then, hey, I'm just a truck driver.

SV





Jonathan Ganz November 30th 04 01:03 AM

In article , Nav wrote:
Rather a primitive solution to a complex problem doncha think?


Hey, go easy on him Nav. That's all he's got.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Scott Vernon November 30th 04 01:14 AM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
Not as eloquently as Mooron can.

If it were me, I'd just punch your lights out and leave you lying

on
the ground, but then, hey, I'm just a truck driver.

SV

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Yeah, what you're incapable of saying....


Ohhhhh.... you're really, really, really scaring me. But, you're
right, you're just a truck driver. A fat, stupid truck driver. A

fat,
stupid, fat Elvis look-alike.


and lazy. You forgot lazy.

SV




Scott Vernon November 30th 04 01:14 AM

Will do.


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...
I understand that many truck drivers have Sirius and XM
satellite radios installed. Do me a favor, ask around and
see if they've found a way to hack into the system to
avoid the monthly subscription fee.

I'd like to have a satellite radio receiver on my boat
but ten bucks a month seems quite steep for radio.
I hear that Sirius is installing some sort of weather
fax system on their radio, that might be nice to have
offshore.

CN


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...
Not as eloquently as Mooron can.

If it were me, I'd just punch your lights out and leave you lying

on
the ground, but then, hey, I'm just a truck driver.

SV





Jonathan Ganz November 30th 04 01:24 AM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
No, I don't think. That's why I'd do that.

Scotty

"Nav" wrote in message
...
Rather a primitive solution to a complex problem doncha think?

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

Not as eloquently as Mooron can.

If it were me, I'd just punch your lights out and leave you lying

on
the ground, but then, hey, I'm just a truck driver.


Well, you're more of a man than Nelly. Good for you!

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz November 30th 04 01:25 AM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
Ohhhhh.... you're really, really, really scaring me. But, you're
right, you're just a truck driver. A fat, stupid truck driver. A

fat,
stupid, fat Elvis look-alike.


and lazy. You forgot lazy.


In that case, I apologize. Hey, I even thought the Elvis look was
righteous.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."



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