Make them live in a cottage and get cottage cheese.


"katysails" wrote in message ...
Make em stand out in a cold shed and get ice cream...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Massage the heck out of their udders and you'll get butter.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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Run em even harder and you'll get cheese....

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:WM4sd.227522$df2.133490@edtnps89...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Overproof wrote:

Exxxxxxxcellent..... how do these people live beyond 10 years
without
the slightest clue of where eggs come from, where milk comes from


Chocolate milk comes from brown cows!

...and if you run the cows hard you'll get 'Strawberry Milk'!!

CM

bad...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Make them live in a cottage and get cottage cheese.


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Make em stand out in a cold shed and get ice cream...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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Massage the heck out of their udders and you'll get butter.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
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Run em even harder and you'll get cheese....

"Overproof" wrote in message
news:WM4sd.227522$df2.133490@edtnps89...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Overproof wrote:

Exxxxxxxcellent..... how do these people live beyond 10 years
without
the slightest clue of where eggs come from, where milk comes from


Chocolate milk comes from brown cows!

...and if you run the cows hard you'll get 'Strawberry Milk'!!

CM

On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 07:33:34 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

katysails wrote:
..... The guy came up to me and said
how brave I was to be able to handle bulls like that. I looked at him and
said "They're not bulls". He insisted I was wrong. I finally had to get in
the pen and life a tail to show him what wasn't there. He blushed a very
nice shade of red and went back to his house...didn't see him the rest of
that winter.

That was no artist, that was Horvath!


I know the difference between bull and steer.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 22:34:35 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Run em even harder and you'll get cheese....


What do you do to get ice cream?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 19:18:42 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Massage the heck out of their udders and you'll get butter.


How do you get yogurt?




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Yeah, you always go for the bull.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 07:33:34 -0500, DSK wrote
this crap:

katysails wrote:
..... The guy came up to me and said
how brave I was to be able to handle bulls like that. I looked at him
and
said "They're not bulls". He insisted I was wrong. I finally had to
get in
the pen and life a tail to show him what wasn't there. He blushed a
very
nice shade of red and went back to his house...didn't see him the rest
of
that winter.

That was no artist, that was Horvath!


I know the difference between bull and steer.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Not what you do.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Fri, 03 Dec 2004 22:34:35 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Run em even harder and you'll get cheese....


What do you do to get ice cream?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Yeah and 1% milk comes from skinny cow, and lean beef comes from cows
with to short legs on the same side, short ribs come from dwarf cows,
ground beef from cows with no legs AND i'm going to bed.

Good Nite
Ole Thom

"Seahag" wrote

He'll make a good huntin' dawg someday...

Yeah, if you're hunting road cones.

Scotty

from goats or yals...

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Fri, 3 Dec 2004 19:18:42 -0500, Capt. Neal®
wrote this crap:

Massage the heck out of their udders and you'll get butter.


How do you get yogurt?




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!