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Maxprop November 21st 04 04:15 AM

Neal vs. Gilligan
 
Am I the only one to notice a conspicuous absence of Gilligan since Neal
began posting more copiously? Apart from a repartee or two early on, they
simply don't appear in ASA simultaneously. Which supports my original
belief that they are one and the same: Mr. Milstead.

Max



Jonathan Ganz November 21st 04 07:25 AM

Nope their not.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
Am I the only one to notice a conspicuous absence of Gilligan since Neal
began posting more copiously? Apart from a repartee or two early on, they
simply don't appear in ASA simultaneously. Which supports my original
belief that they are one and the same: Mr. Milstead.

Max





flyingtadpole November 21st 04 07:32 AM



Maxprop wrote:

Am I the only one to notice a conspicuous absence of Gilligan since Neal
began posting more copiously? Apart from a repartee or two early on, they
simply don't appear in ASA simultaneously. Which supports my original
belief that they are one and the same: Mr. Milstead.

Max


A blinding insight indeed, Mr Prop. I'm glad someone else noted
this giveaway. Now it's safe for me to point out some other
likely pigeon pairs too. If you match the timed and scheduled
postings of other supposed "individuals" in this group, you will
rapidly discover evidence, quite compelling though not absolute,
that Horvath and Ganz are one and the same, as indicated by the
immediacy of their dialogues and the contrast in length of posts,
that Bob Crantz is either Seahag in drag or possibly a sock of
Capt Mooron, as one or other tends to be present at a given time
but not both, and that the supposed Australian east coast
individuals Oz and Wiley are in fact posting under the same time
clock and must be identical.

There are a number of others: one Mr Sumner was before your time,
but Donal rose suspiciously to prominence when Sumner turned to
autumn, as it were. AT one stage Katysails had an alter ego of
Per, a strange scandinavian sailor. and so on.

Bobsprit, unfortunately, is eunique.

It is indeed very easy to hoodwink this newsgroup. As I now have
long absences in the arid interior, perhaps this is the moment
for me to confess after all these years my darkest secret in
misguiding everybody he my other alias! It's been fun, I
admit, but better to let the truth out now than have you or
someone else equally discerning uncover it. Cheers!

--
Your friend,
Flying Tadpole
a.k.a (wait for it...)

..

..

..

..

..

..

MC!

Scout November 21st 04 09:33 AM

"flyingtadpole" wrote
Your friend,
Flying Tadpole
a.k.a (wait for it...)
MC!


If that were true, dear Tadpole, I'm afraid you would owe the man whose
identity you've stolen, a sincere apology!
Scout



Scout November 21st 04 10:02 AM

I agree that there are unmistakable similarities in style, philosophy, and
timing.
Of course, the Dr Jekyll of the pair is much more satirical, even humorous,
but the unmistakable stench of an overinflated sense of self worth wafts in
every post. If it's true, I would think the two would be more of a
Master-Blaster creature, with Neal being the **** stomping retard and
Gilligan being the shoulder riding, whip cracking midget who adeptly
manipulates several of Neal's bodily orifices.
Regardless, sock puppets add an interesting dimension to NGs and I endorse
the concept entirely.
Since Taddy is coming forward, I will admit to some occasional sock-puppetry
myself. No one seems to have caught on except for those with whom I've
shared the secret.
You may be right.
Scout

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
Am I the only one to notice a conspicuous absence of Gilligan since Neal
began posting more copiously? Apart from a repartee or two early on, they
simply don't appear in ASA simultaneously. Which supports my original
belief that they are one and the same: Mr. Milstead.

Max





Flying Tadpole November 21st 04 10:42 AM

Barb of the year!

Scout wrote:

"flyingtadpole" wrote
Your friend,
Flying Tadpole
a.k.a (wait for it...)
MC!


If that were true, dear Tadpole, I'm afraid you would owe the man whose
identity you've stolen, a sincere apology!
Scout


But you shouldn't have! Just think of the agony as the newsgroup
tries to work out whom you're complimenting and whom insulting ;)
--
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Scout November 21st 04 10:52 AM

It's only because I admire you too much that I can't allow you to be
cornered by the more treacherous of the group!
Scout
"Nay say I - turn on the light and do it post haste! Even now the maladroits
poke about in the dark, wreaking damage beyond that which we can know!"

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Barb of the year!

Scout wrote:

"flyingtadpole" wrote
Your friend,
Flying Tadpole
a.k.a (wait for it...)
MC!


If that were true, dear Tadpole, I'm afraid you would owe the man whose
identity you've stolen, a sincere apology!
Scout


But you shouldn't have! Just think of the agony as the newsgroup
tries to work out whom you're complimenting and whom insulting ;)
--
Flying Tadpole, beside himself (his favourite position)

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
===Now with Vocals!!===(it'll be singing next!)
http://music.download.com/internetopera
and other music at
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpolemusic.htm




Wally November 21st 04 12:41 PM

flyingtadpole wrote:

Bobsprit, unfortunately, is a eunuch.





Bob Crantz November 21st 04 03:09 PM

That Gilligan is a demon!

Amen!

Bob Crantz

"Scout" wrote in message
...
I agree that there are unmistakable similarities in style, philosophy, and
timing.
Of course, the Dr Jekyll of the pair is much more satirical, even

humorous,
but the unmistakable stench of an overinflated sense of self worth wafts

in
every post. If it's true, I would think the two would be more of a
Master-Blaster creature, with Neal being the **** stomping retard and
Gilligan being the shoulder riding, whip cracking midget who adeptly
manipulates several of Neal's bodily orifices.
Regardless, sock puppets add an interesting dimension to NGs and I endorse
the concept entirely.
Since Taddy is coming forward, I will admit to some occasional

sock-puppetry
myself. No one seems to have caught on except for those with whom I've
shared the secret.
You may be right.
Scout

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...
Am I the only one to notice a conspicuous absence of Gilligan since Neal
began posting more copiously? Apart from a repartee or two early on,

they
simply don't appear in ASA simultaneously. Which supports my original
belief that they are one and the same: Mr. Milstead.

Max







Scott Vernon November 21st 04 04:25 PM

And to think, all these years I trusted you. Humph!
:p~


"flyingtadpole" wrote in message
...


Maxprop wrote:

Am I the only one to notice a conspicuous absence of Gilligan

since Neal
began posting more copiously? Apart from a repartee or two early

on, they
simply don't appear in ASA simultaneously. Which supports my

original
belief that they are one and the same: Mr. Milstead.

Max


A blinding insight indeed, Mr Prop. I'm glad someone else noted
this giveaway. Now it's safe for me to point out some other
likely pigeon pairs too. If you match the timed and scheduled
postings of other supposed "individuals" in this group, you will
rapidly discover evidence, quite compelling though not absolute,
that Horvath and Ganz are one and the same, as indicated by the
immediacy of their dialogues and the contrast in length of posts,
that Bob Crantz is either Seahag in drag or possibly a sock of
Capt Mooron, as one or other tends to be present at a given time
but not both, and that the supposed Australian east coast
individuals Oz and Wiley are in fact posting under the same time
clock and must be identical.

There are a number of others: one Mr Sumner was before your time,
but Donal rose suspiciously to prominence when Sumner turned to
autumn, as it were. AT one stage Katysails had an alter ego of
Per, a strange scandinavian sailor. and so on.

Bobsprit, unfortunately, is eunique.

It is indeed very easy to hoodwink this newsgroup. As I now have
long absences in the arid interior, perhaps this is the moment
for me to confess after all these years my darkest secret in
misguiding everybody he my other alias! It's been fun, I
admit, but better to let the truth out now than have you or
someone else equally discerning uncover it. Cheers!

--
Your friend,
Flying Tadpole
a.k.a (wait for it...)

.

.

.

.

.

.

MC!





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