CNN: Breaking News...

The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican
Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The
committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting
screwed.



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"If there's no wind, row."

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
CNN: Breaking News...

The Democrats announced today that the Democratic Party is changing its
emblem from an Ass to a condom. The
committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting
screwed.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

In article , gonefishiing wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
CNN: Breaking News...

The Democrats announced today that the Democratic Party is changing its
emblem from an Ass to a condom. The
committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting
screwed.

Sorry, just not creative enough.... bzzzzz...
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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

On 11 Nov 2004 10:38:12 -0800, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

CNN: Breaking News...

The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican
Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The
committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting
screwed.


This is among the gayest posts you've ever had.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

In article ,
Horvath wrote:

This is among the gayest post I've ever made.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

No. It isn't.


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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."