CNN: Breaking News...

The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican
Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The
committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the
party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting
screwed.



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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."