Hey Loco !
 

I have a fool proof plan to make big bucks on the Super Bowl this
year. We find out which team boob and ganz are for, then bet the farm
on the other team. It's a sure thing, those two losers always pick a
loser.

Scotty

I predict that Scotty and LOCO will win the Stupid Bowl.


They already won the special olympics, the Stupid Cup, Wobbleton and the
Idiotnapoless 5000.
It's a given that they'll sweep the bowl.

RB

In article ,
Bobsprit wrote:
I predict that Scotty and LOCO will win the Stupid Bowl.


They already won the special olympics, the Stupid Cup, Wobbleton and the
Idiotnapoless 5000.
It's a given that they'll sweep the bowl.

RB

You forgot the Turd Cup.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

RB

You forgot the Turd Cup.


I think Horvath won that one. Joe game him a perfect 10 on the GW Bush "Walk a
straight line" event.

RB

That's what I like about you Scotty.....

Gracious in Loss...... totally Ruthless with a WIN!

Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Total Pirate

Malo

CM



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
I have a fool proof plan to make big bucks on the Super Bowl this
year. We find out which team boob and ganz are for, then bet the farm
on the other team. It's a sure thing, those two losers always pick a
loser.

Scotty

I have a fool proof plan to make big bucks on the Super Bowl this
year. We find out which team boob and ganz are for, then bet the farm
on the other team.

I'm not a football fan so I'm usually in the BVIs during Super Bowl.
However your plan is a good one. You should take the Boob to Atlantic City
one day in the back of your truck. Have him bet odd or even at the roulette
table and you pick the opposite. It would be like taking Dustin Huffman. The
Boob acts the same.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

In article ,
SAIL LOCO wrote:
I have a fool proof plan to make big bucks on the Super Bowl this
year. We find out which team boob and ganz are for, then bet the farm
on the other team.

I'm not a football fan so I'm usually in the BVIs during Super Bowl.
However your plan is a good one. You should take the Boob to Atlantic City
one day in the back of your truck. Have him bet odd or even at the roulette
table and you pick the opposite. It would be like taking Dustin Huffman. The
Boob acts the same.

Who is Dustin Huffman? Is he an idiot savant like yourself?
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

"SAIL LOCO" wrote

You should take the Boob to Atlantic City
one day in the back of your truck.


I only have 5 axles.

"Bobsprit" wrote ...


They already won the special olympics,

true, have brought home much gold from the SO state games in PA.

Scotty

I'm not a football fan so I'm usually in the BVIs during Super Bowl.
However your plan is a good one.

Suzanne and I won 1.9K on Red Sox win.
Won just under 4K on the last Tyson fight.
Won 2K on the last superbowl.
At last year's AC Boat show I won 1100 bucks on two slot machines.
I rarely lose at any type of gambling.

RB

It would be like taking Dustin Huffman.


Poor Loco.


RB

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
I'm not a football fan so I'm usually in the BVIs during Super Bowl.
However your plan is a good one.

Suzanne and I won 1.9K on Red Sox win.
Won just under 4K on the last Tyson fight.
Won 2K on the last superbowl.
At last year's AC Boat show I won 1100 bucks on two slot machines.
I rarely lose at any type of gambling, just politics.


Sure bob. We all believe you.

Maybe you could take out a loan to buy that telescope.

SV

"Bobsprit" wrote


Poor Loco.


I bet *he* could afford a telescope, if he wanted one.

SV

I rarely lose at any type of gambling, just politics.


Sure bob. We all believe you.

Maybe you could take out a loan to buy that telescope.

Golly, Scotty....perhaps you could explain to everyone how I own all the stuff
I own? I just bought a camera that cost nearly 2K for the whole package. My new
telescope is 3100.00. I know it upsets you to be poor after all that "hard"
driving!!!
Hey, I'm paying your week's salary on a telecompresser today! Tomorrow I'll
spend your month's salary on a sub dye printer!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Poor Loco.


I bet *he* could afford a telescope, if he wanted one.

I doubt it. I already own a Celestron 9.25. I'm upgrading to an Celestron GPS
11. No one here owns anything half as good. I'm giving the 9.25 to my father.

RB

On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 18:50:38 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

I have a fool proof plan to make big bucks on the Super Bowl this
year. We find out which team boob and ganz are for, then bet the farm
on the other team. It's a sure thing, those two losers always pick a
loser.


Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn! DAMN YOU SCOTTY! I also came up with
that same idea. I wanted to keep it for myself. If word gets out,
it'll ruin the spread.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 18:50:38 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap:

I have a fool proof plan to make big bucks on the Super Bowl this
year. We find out which team boob and ganz are for, then bet the
farm
on the other team. It's a sure thing, those two losers always pick
a
loser.


Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn Darn! DAMN YOU SCOTTY! I also came up
with
that same idea. I wanted to keep it for myself. If word gets out,
it'll ruin the spread.


Sorry, Herman.

Scotty

well, if you'd stop buying crap like that maybe you could afford a
nicer, more modern boat.

S

"Bobsprit" wrote ...
I lose at any type of gambling, and politics.


Sure bob. We all believe you.

Maybe you could take out a loan to buy that telescope.

Golly, Scotty....perhaps you could explain to everyone how I own all
the stuff
I own? I just bought a camera that cost nearly 2K for the whole
package. My new
telescope is 3100.00. I know it upsets you to be poor after all that
"hard"
driving!!!
Hey, I'm paying your week's salary on a telecompresser today!
Tomorrow I'll
spend your month's salary on a sub dye printer!

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

well, if you'd stop buying crap like that maybe you could afford a
nicer, more modern boat.


Scotty Potty will **** a helicopter when he sees my new boat!

RB

With all the Heavy Equipment and Advanced Technology you claim will be
forthcoming from Scotty's butt... are you planning to camp-out next to his
outhouse to collect items for Ebay sales?

Word of caution.. don't diquise yourself as a roll of toilet paper. :-D

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
well, if you'd stop buying crap like that maybe you could afford a
nicer, more modern boat.


Scotty Potty will **** a helicopter when he sees my new boat!

RB

LOL ! It is kind of creepy, his fascination with my butt.

Scotty


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
With all the Heavy Equipment and Advanced Technology you claim will
be
forthcoming from Scotty's butt... are you planning to camp-out next
to his
outhouse to collect items for Ebay sales?

Word of caution.. don't diquise yourself as a roll of toilet paper.
:-D

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
well, if you'd stop buying crap like that maybe you could afford a
nicer, more modern boat.


Scotty Potty will **** a helicopter when he sees my new boat!

RB

Scotty Potty will **** a helicopter when he sees my new boat!

No he won't. He'll be content knowing that for the past year he spent less
money than you on a boat that was newer and only 3 seconds a mile slower. And
when and if you get a new boat he will still be content because Scott is a man
that's secure with his manhood. He's happy with his lot in life.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

Scotty Potty will **** a helicopter when he sees my new boat!

No he won't.


Wow!!! Good one, Loco!!!

Bwahahahahaha! Loco will **** out a pumkin when he sees my new boat!

RB

He's happy with his lot in life.



Cripes!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha! Loco just gave Scotty Potti the "thumbs up" for
his miserable "lot in life!!!!"

RB

true, except the lot part. Right now it's full of leaves and my leaf
blower died. Off to Sears.

Scotty


"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
Scotty Potty will **** a helicopter when he sees my new
boat!

No he won't. He'll be content knowing that for the past year he
spent less
money than you on a boat that was newer and only 3 seconds a mile
slower. And
when and if you get a new boat he will still be content because
Scott is a man
that's secure with his manhood. He's happy with his lot in life.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

Right now it's full of leaves and my leaf
blower died. Off to Sears.

Hey, buy the top of the line model and spend the next 3 days posting about it.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
"Trains are a winter sport"

wrote in message
...
On 05 Nov 2004 23:44:08 GMT, (SAIL LOCO) wrote:

Right now it's full of leaves and my leaf
blower died. Off to Sears.

Hey, buy the top of the line model and spend the next 3 days
posting about it.

Are you kidding? If Scotty buys the top of the line anything, it
will be the
high point of his miserable life, and he'll post about it forever.

Based on his anti-American buying habits, he'll probably buy a Ryobi
or Honda.


I'm leaning towards a Husqvarna.

SV''

Right now it's full of leaves and my leaf
blower died. Off to Sears.

Hey, buy the top of the line model and spend the next 3 days posting about
it.

Can you loan him the cash?

RB

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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wrote in message
...
On 05 Nov 2004 23:44:08 GMT, (SAIL LOCO) wrote:

Right now it's full of leaves and my leaf
blower died. Off to Sears.

Hey, buy the top of the line model and spend the next 3 days
posting about it.

Are you kidding? If Scotty buys the top of the line anything, it
will be the
high point of his miserable life, and he'll post about it forever.

Based on his anti-American buying habits, he'll probably buy a Ryobi
or Honda.


I'm leaning towards a Husqvarna.

SV''

I figured you'd go with Poulan.
John Cairns

Based on his anti-American buying habits, he'll probably buy a Ryobi
or Honda.


I'm leaning towards a Husqvarna.

I bought my father a Mackissic last Xmas. Nice, but pricey and certainly beyond
Scotty Potti's wages!

RB

"John Cairns" wrote in



I'm leaning towards a Husqvarna.

SV''

I figured you'd go with Poulan.
John Cairns


I have a Polan chain saw. they're not made in Poland, ya know.

Scotty

wrote


I'm leaning towards a Husqvarna.

SV''


It's not really very funny, traitor!


It is if you say it with a goofy Swedish accent.

SV

Sure you did. keep blowing your money and you'll never be able to
afford a nice boat.

SV

"Bobsprit" wrote
Based on his anti-American buying habits, he'll probably buy a
Ryobi
or Honda.


I'm leaning towards a Husqvarna.

I bought my father a Mackissic last Xmas. Nice, but pricey and
certainly beyond
Scotty Potti's wages!

RB

"Bobsprit" wrote

I bought my father a kiss last Xmas. Nice, but pricey .



Just one? Vanilla or chocolate?

Sure you did. keep blowing your money and you'll never be able to
afford a nice boat.

You'll **** a leaf blower when you see my new boat!

RB

wrote

Right now it's full of leaves and my leaf
blower died. Off to Sears.

Hey, buy the top of the line model and spend the next 3 days
posting about it.

Are you kidding? If Scotty buys the top of the line anything, it
will be the
high point of his miserable life, and he'll post about it forever.

Based on his anti-American buying habits, he'll probably buy a Ryobi
or Honda.

RBB

Bought a Craftsman ( who knows where they're really built?), then saw
a cordless drill / saw / light combo and bought that for the boat.

Scotty

Bought a Craftsman ( who knows where they're really built?), then saw
a cordless drill / saw / light combo and bought that for the boat.


CRAFTSMAN!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! No, really? Bwahahahahahahha! Scotty Potti is the
worst kind of dumbass...a cheap one!

RB

Ozzy, you think Craftsman is cheap stuff? They usually make 3 or 4
grades of a tool and price them accordingly. The Ryobi drill I looked
at was crappier than the Sears one.

Scotty


OzOne wrote in message
...
On 07 Nov 2004 20:16:21 GMT, (Bobsprit) scribbled
thusly:

Bought a Craftsman ( who knows where they're really built?), then
saw
a cordless drill / saw / light combo and bought that for the
boat.


CRAFTSMAN!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! No, really? Bwahahahahahahha! Scotty
Potti is the
worst kind of dumbass...a cheap one!

RB

Ummmm Bubbles have you ever looked at the economics of buying cheap
non precision tools?
Realistically you can buy a new one every two years and be no worse
off than having bought an expensive tool over its lifespan with the
bonus that you get new innovations as they come onto the market.

We buy Ryobi sabre saws at $130 for the boys. They wear out about 3
times faster than the $600 Metabo.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Craftsman is very popular here for home use and the weekend DIY crowd.
like I said, they sell 4 'grades'. Ok, good, better, and best.
Depends what and how you use them.

Bob feels he has to buy '' high end'' expensive tools to make up for
his lack of skills.

Scotty




OzOne wrote in message
...

Craftsman is in the lowest end here Scootz, only stuff lower cost it
the Chinese gear that the chain harware like Bunnings carry.

We don't get Sears here, so I have no comparison save to say that
I'd
never buy a Ryobi drill. Mine are Metabo, Milwaukee,Makita and
DeWalt.
Plastic gears are just not gonna cut it.

On Sun, 7 Nov 2004 15:58:07 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
scribbled thusly:

Ozzy, you think Craftsman is cheap stuff? They usually make 3 or
4
grades of a tool and price them accordingly. The Ryobi drill I
looked
at was crappier than the Sears one.

Scotty


OzOne wrote in message
.. .
On 07 Nov 2004 20:16:21 GMT, (Bobsprit)
scribbled
thusly:

Bought a Craftsman ( who knows where they're really built?),
then
saw
a cordless drill / saw / light combo and bought that for the
boat.


CRAFTSMAN!!! Bwahahahahaha!!! No, really? Bwahahahahahahha!
Scotty
Potti is the
worst kind of dumbass...a cheap one!

RB

Ummmm Bubbles have you ever looked at the economics of buying
cheap
non precision tools?
Realistically you can buy a new one every two years and be no
worse
off than having bought an expensive tool over its lifespan with
the
bonus that you get new innovations as they come onto the market.

We buy Ryobi sabre saws at $130 for the boys. They wear out about
3
times faster than the $600 Metabo.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Ummmm Bubbles have you ever looked at the economics of buying cheap
non precision tools?

Generally not. The economics of buying cheap substandard stuff don't interest
me. I've had a expensive Makita drill for years. I recently bought a second
one. It has a few nice features that the old doesn't, but they're both nicer
than the craftsman junk.
I understand that a loser like Scotty Potii has no recourse.

RB