BushCo is quite willing to claim that he's protecting us from
terrorists, but he seems unable to protect us from the flu. The flu
normall kills upwards of 36,000 Americans every year, but even though
he was warned about an impending crisis 3 years ago (just like the one
we've got now), he did nothing to avert it. How many people are going
to die in this country because BushCo failed to act?

On a good note, I heard from another source that Bush definitely has a
plan for Social Security. It's call influenza.

Clinton has a plan for improving the mental health of those in
institutions, but it was mostly blocked by the Republican-lead
Congress. The following was the best he could do. It was released to
the Washington Post anonymously, but I got an advanced copy.

Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington D.C.

Dear John,

Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased
we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our
Country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness we want you to
know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness
abroad throughout the land.

Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is born against you for
shooting President Reagan. We, above all are aware of how the mental
stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete
recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a
healthy and productive young man.

Best wishes,

Bill Clinton

P.S. Ken Starr is screwing Jodie Foster.


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