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Bush needs a flu shot

BushCo is quite willing to claim that he's protecting us from
terrorists, but he seems unable to protect us from the flu. The flu
normall kills upwards of 36,000 Americans every year, but even though
he was warned about an impending crisis 3 years ago (just like the one
we've got now), he did nothing to avert it. How many people are going
to die in this country because BushCo failed to act?

On a good note, I heard from another source that Bush definitely has a
plan for Social Security. It's call influenza.

Clinton has a plan for improving the mental health of those in
institutions, but it was mostly blocked by the Republican-lead
Congress. The following was the best he could do. It was released to
the Washington Post anonymously, but I got an advanced copy.

Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington D.C.

Dear John,

Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased
we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our
Country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness we want you to
know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness
abroad throughout the land.

Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is born against you for
shooting President Reagan. We, above all are aware of how the mental
stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete
recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a
healthy and productive young man.

Best wishes,

Bill Clinton

P.S. Ken Starr is screwing Jodie Foster.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

Very funny you try to blame the shortage on Bush, Hahahahahaha, when the
reason we get half our flu vaccine from another country is because of
Hillary Clinton. You see she was upset that some kids did not get the flu
shot because of the cost of the vaccine, she said...... So, she devised a
plan when she was Co-President to put buying and distributing of the flu
vaccine into the hands and control of Big Government (you know, big
Government, regulations, removing of freedoms and free enterprise. It's a
Liberal thing). What they did was say, we the Big (KGB like) Government will
buy up all the flu vaccine we want and you can only charge us "$X" amount!
Period! You have no freedom to disagree, because I am Big (KGB) Government.
So, what did that cause........ Hummmmmm..... Companies (In the US burdened
with lawsuits) could not afford to produce the vaccine for what the BIG
Socializing Government said they could charge. Now whose fault is it a
company in a foreign country has caused this shortage?
Say what you want, this story was in the New York Times!

John

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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BushCo is quite willing to claim that he's protecting us from
terrorists, but he seems unable to protect us from the flu. The flu
normall kills upwards of 36,000 Americans every year, but even though
he was warned about an impending crisis 3 years ago (just like the one
we've got now), he did nothing to avert it. How many people are going
to die in this country because BushCo failed to act?

On a good note, I heard from another source that Bush definitely has a
plan for Social Security. It's call influenza.

Clinton has a plan for improving the mental health of those in
institutions, but it was mostly blocked by the Republican-lead
Congress. The following was the best he could do. It was released to
the Washington Post anonymously, but I got an advanced copy.

Mr. John Hinckley
St. Elizabeth's Hospital
Washington D.C.

Dear John,

Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased
we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our
Country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness we want you to
know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness
abroad throughout the land.

Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is born against you for
shooting President Reagan. We, above all are aware of how the mental
stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation.
Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete
recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a
healthy and productive young man.

Best wishes,

Bill Clinton

P.S. Ken Starr is screwing Jodie Foster.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

John Cassara wrote:

I don't want to start any thing BUT if there are only two companies in the
world that produce the vaccine and one of them has produced a contaminated
batch for the western hemisphere. What exactly is it that the Canadians are
using?

The same stuff you guys are afraid of! We're so tough up here that a few bacteria don't really bother us, but we'd rather not deal with a viral
infection! ;-)

Cheers
Marty

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John Cassara wrote:
I don't want to start any thing BUT if there are only two companies in the
world that produce the vaccine and one of them has produced a contaminated
batch for the western hemisphere. What exactly is it that the Canadians are
using?

They're using companies that weren't registered by Tommy Thompson in
the US, because he'd rather see people die.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

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Vito wrote:
Yes but only peasants like us. The important folks whose pirate grandparents
left them $10 million/yr incomes are safe.

According to several reports, Bush actually did get a flu shot and
then lied about it on national TV. What a guy.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."