DORMITORY : DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN : BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION : A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH : HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES : CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY : IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW : WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS : ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT : IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES : THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO : TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA : TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS