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Scout September 13th 04 08:23 PM

lighting charcoal with testosterone
 
While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html



felton September 13th 04 08:35 PM

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html


Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.


Scout September 13th 04 08:54 PM

Hehe, too funny. Reminds me of the time we found one of our technicians had
a drinking problem. We were investigating his unusually large purchases of
R22 (monochlorodifluoromethane). Turns out he kept a cooler of beer in the
back of his truck, and was letting the R22 trickle onto the beer. The liquid
refrigerant has a boiling point of -44 F at the pressure found in his beer
cooler!
BTW - this took place before that act was illegal.
Scout

wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this

unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html


And no picnic is complete without a cold beer...

http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/

BB




katysails September 13th 04 11:40 PM

My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....

"felton" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this

unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html


Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.




Scout September 13th 04 11:41 PM

perhaps that's what the N.Koreans are up to.
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...
My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....

"felton" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this

unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html


Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.






DSK September 13th 04 11:45 PM

Scout wrote:
....Turns out he kept a cooler of beer in the
back of his truck, and was letting the R22 trickle onto the beer. The liquid
refrigerant has a boiling point of -44 F at the pressure


Wasn't ice a lot cheaper?

DSK


Scout September 13th 04 11:48 PM

He would have had to pay for the ice, as opposed to the company buying the
R22. He was a good tech too, it was a shame he had to go.
Scout

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
Scout wrote:
....Turns out he kept a cooler of beer in the
back of his truck, and was letting the R22 trickle onto the beer. The

liquid
refrigerant has a boiling point of -44 F at the pressure


Wasn't ice a lot cheaper?

DSK




Jonathan Ganz September 13th 04 11:49 PM

In article ,
katysails wrote:
My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....


We exploded a 55 gal drum that has some gasoline in it... maybe a
couple of gallons left. We did it on a small island in the middle of a
river in a driving rainstorm. My friend used a 10 ft fuse and ran like
hell after he lit it. The fireball was incredible at a 1/4 mile
away. There were pieces of the drum embedded in trees in all directions.
My friend was lucky he didn't die.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


katysails September 13th 04 11:50 PM

no doubt....maybe that's why they're importing so much Right Guard?
"Scout" wrote in message
...
perhaps that's what the N.Koreans are up to.
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...
My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner

when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite

the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....

"felton" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this

unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html

Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.








Jonathan Ganz September 13th 04 11:52 PM

In article ,
katysails wrote:
no doubt....maybe that's why they're importing so much Right Guard?
"Scout" wrote in message
...
perhaps that's what the N.Koreans are up to.
Scout


I'm sure Bush is doing all he can to be uninvolved.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


katysails September 13th 04 11:55 PM

My brother blew out the side of our shed...Dad was NOT pleased.....I was
riding ponies down the street when the fire engine came throttling along and
when raced after them all the way to our field....was a sight to
behold....and then when he was in the Army, they gave him his very own ABM
missile to play with....

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
katysails wrote:
My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner

when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....


We exploded a 55 gal drum that has some gasoline in it... maybe a
couple of gallons left. We did it on a small island in the middle of a
river in a driving rainstorm. My friend used a 10 ft fuse and ran like
hell after he lit it. The fireball was incredible at a 1/4 mile
away. There were pieces of the drum embedded in trees in all directions.
My friend was lucky he didn't die.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."




katysails September 13th 04 11:59 PM

DON'T YOU DARE TURN MY POST INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE....SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
katysails wrote:
no doubt....maybe that's why they're importing so much Right Guard?
"Scout" wrote in message
...
perhaps that's what the N.Koreans are up to.
Scout


I'm sure Bush is doing all he can to be uninvolved.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."




Scout September 14th 04 12:01 AM

you're hijacking my post?? Have you at least a box cutter? Will you at
least tell the world I fought back a bit?
Scout

"katysails" wrote
DON'T YOU DARE TURN MY POST INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE....SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
katysails wrote:
no doubt....maybe that's why they're importing so much Right Guard?
"Scout" wrote in message
...
perhaps that's what the N.Koreans are up to.
Scout


I'm sure Bush is doing all he can to be uninvolved.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."






felton September 14th 04 12:04 AM

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:40:10 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....


Growing up in a relatively small town in the middle of nowhere, there
used to be a lot of things done to break the boredom that would now be
on the national news. Amateur bomb making, death defying pranks and
the like. Times have changed, though.

Come to think of it, it wasn't all that uncommon to see folks with
missing fingers when I was growing up...:) One of the side effects of
that "go outside and play" theory of child raising.



"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this

unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html


Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.




katysails September 14th 04 12:07 AM

He appended to MY post, not yopurs...it's your thread, but it was MY
post...SO THERE : P
"Scout" wrote in message
...
you're hijacking my post?? Have you at least a box cutter? Will you at
least tell the world I fought back a bit?
Scout

"katysails" wrote
DON'T YOU DARE TURN MY POST INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE....SHAME ON

YOU!!!!!!!

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article

,
katysails wrote:
no doubt....maybe that's why they're importing so much Right Guard?
"Scout" wrote in message
...
perhaps that's what the N.Koreans are up to.
Scout


I'm sure Bush is doing all he can to be uninvolved.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."








katysails September 14th 04 12:10 AM

Yeah...the good old days....kids today are really boring.....no
initiative....I take my grandkids out and teach them bad things like
building forts out of junk from the barn and climbing trees and sticking the
hose down the groundhog hole.....Protective Servioces will probably cart me
away one day....
"felton" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:40:10 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner

when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....


Growing up in a relatively small town in the middle of nowhere, there
used to be a lot of things done to break the boredom that would now be
on the national news. Amateur bomb making, death defying pranks and
the like. Times have changed, though.

Come to think of it, it wasn't all that uncommon to see folks with
missing fingers when I was growing up...:) One of the side effects of
that "go outside and play" theory of child raising.



"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this

unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html

Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.






Scout September 14th 04 12:12 AM

is there anyway I can win this or shall I quit here?
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...
He appended to MY post, not yopurs...it's your thread, but it was MY
post...SO THERE : P
"Scout" wrote in message
...
you're hijacking my post?? Have you at least a box cutter? Will you at
least tell the world I fought back a bit?
Scout

"katysails" wrote
DON'T YOU DARE TURN MY POST INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE....SHAME ON

YOU!!!!!!!

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article

,
katysails wrote:
no doubt....maybe that's why they're importing so much Right Guard?
"Scout" wrote in message
...
perhaps that's what the N.Koreans are up to.
Scout


I'm sure Bush is doing all he can to be uninvolved.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."










katysails September 14th 04 12:15 AM

Would be better to stop while you're ahead.....
"Scout" wrote in message
...
is there anyway I can win this or shall I quit here?
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...
He appended to MY post, not yopurs...it's your thread, but it was MY
post...SO THERE : P
"Scout" wrote in message
...
you're hijacking my post?? Have you at least a box cutter? Will you

at
least tell the world I fought back a bit?
Scout

"katysails" wrote
DON'T YOU DARE TURN MY POST INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE....SHAME ON

YOU!!!!!!!

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article

,
katysails wrote:
no doubt....maybe that's why they're importing so much Right

Guard?
"Scout" wrote in message
...
perhaps that's what the N.Koreans are up to.
Scout


I'm sure Bush is doing all he can to be uninvolved.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."












Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 12:17 AM

Gee. How can one compete? The best I managed was running a
gunpowder factory in history classes.

OzOne wrote:

On 13 Sep 2004 15:49:56 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) scribbled thusly:

In article ,
katysails wrote:
My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....


We exploded a 55 gal drum that has some gasoline in it... maybe a
couple of gallons left. We did it on a small island in the middle of a
river in a driving rainstorm. My friend used a 10 ft fuse and ran like
hell after he lit it. The fireball was incredible at a 1/4 mile
away. There were pieces of the drum embedded in trees in all directions.
My friend was lucky he didn't die.


We used to 'launch' drums by cutting the bottoms out, filling them
with acetylene and setting em off with an electric igniter...from a
long way away!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

felton September 14th 04 12:17 AM

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:10:59 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Yeah...the good old days....kids today are really boring.....no
initiative....I take my grandkids out and teach them bad things like
building forts out of junk from the barn and climbing trees and sticking the
hose down the groundhog hole.....Protective Servioces will probably cart me
away one day....


Grandkids? You can't be old enough for grandkids. Don't you have any
armadillos to chase? That used to be fun. Maybe it still would
be...I'll have to be on the lookout, although I was never really sure
what to do with them once I caught them. The pursuit was fun, in a
Lord of the Flies sort of way. We used to go snake hunting a lot..to
catch them. Now I have really gotten too old to remember what the
appeal was of catching snakes.





"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:40:10 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner

when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....


Growing up in a relatively small town in the middle of nowhere, there
used to be a lot of things done to break the boredom that would now be
on the national news. Amateur bomb making, death defying pranks and
the like. Times have changed, though.

Come to think of it, it wasn't all that uncommon to see folks with
missing fingers when I was growing up...:) One of the side effects of
that "go outside and play" theory of child raising.



"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this
unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html

Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.






katysails September 14th 04 12:21 AM

I have 6 grandkids and one on the way....I am 52 and make no bones about
it....we don't have armadillos in Michigan....we do have lots of groundhogs,
though, and we do have snakes....milk snakes look just like coral snakes and
are kind of fun to play with as long as you don't drop them into the hot
dishwater...(don't ask me how I know this....) Right now I have to keep the
kids out of the woods, though, because the red fox have a litter and i don't
want them to move away....most eerie animal voices of the night when they
yip and yell at the moon....
"felton" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:10:59 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Yeah...the good old days....kids today are really boring.....no
initiative....I take my grandkids out and teach them bad things like
building forts out of junk from the barn and climbing trees and sticking

the
hose down the groundhog hole.....Protective Servioces will probably cart

me
away one day....


Grandkids? You can't be old enough for grandkids. Don't you have any
armadillos to chase? That used to be fun. Maybe it still would
be...I'll have to be on the lookout, although I was never really sure
what to do with them once I caught them. The pursuit was fun, in a
Lord of the Flies sort of way. We used to go snake hunting a lot..to
catch them. Now I have really gotten too old to remember what the
appeal was of catching snakes.





"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:40:10 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner

when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite

the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....

Growing up in a relatively small town in the middle of nowhere, there
used to be a lot of things done to break the boredom that would now be
on the national news. Amateur bomb making, death defying pranks and
the like. Times have changed, though.

Come to think of it, it wasn't all that uncommon to see folks with
missing fingers when I was growing up...:) One of the side effects of
that "go outside and play" theory of child raising.



"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon

this
unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html

Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know

anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.








felton September 14th 04 12:29 AM

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:21:56 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

I have 6 grandkids and one on the way....I am 52 and make no bones about
it....we don't have armadillos in Michigan....we do have lots of groundhogs,
though, and we do have snakes....milk snakes look just like coral snakes and
are kind of fun to play with as long as you don't drop them into the hot
dishwater...(don't ask me how I know this....) Right now I have to keep the
kids out of the woods, though, because the red fox have a litter and i don't
want them to move away....most eerie animal voices of the night when they
yip and yell at the moon....


You and I are the same age, but I only have one kiddo and he just
turned 18. I am hoping not to be a grandpa for quite some time:) I
don't think we have too many milk snakes down here, but we do have
king snakes, which have that same color scheme. All things
considered, I have seen enough snakes to last me and I would be just
as happy not to stumble on to any in the future, although we did have
quite a remarkable outbreak of water moccasins two summers ago where I
sail. Yikes! One guy was uncovering his main and a big old
cottonmouth dropped out of his sail down through his open
companionway. For about three weeks those things were everywhe(




"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:10:59 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Yeah...the good old days....kids today are really boring.....no
initiative....I take my grandkids out and teach them bad things like
building forts out of junk from the barn and climbing trees and sticking

the
hose down the groundhog hole.....Protective Servioces will probably cart

me
away one day....


Grandkids? You can't be old enough for grandkids. Don't you have any
armadillos to chase? That used to be fun. Maybe it still would
be...I'll have to be on the lookout, although I was never really sure
what to do with them once I caught them. The pursuit was fun, in a
Lord of the Flies sort of way. We used to go snake hunting a lot..to
catch them. Now I have really gotten too old to remember what the
appeal was of catching snakes.





"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:40:10 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner
when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite

the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....

Growing up in a relatively small town in the middle of nowhere, there
used to be a lot of things done to break the boredom that would now be
on the national news. Amateur bomb making, death defying pranks and
the like. Times have changed, though.

Come to think of it, it wasn't all that uncommon to see folks with
missing fingers when I was growing up...:) One of the side effects of
that "go outside and play" theory of child raising.



"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon

this
unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html

Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know

anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.








katysails September 14th 04 12:34 AM

Milk snakes and king snakes are the same thing....we had a bat land on our
sail yesterday about 5 miles offshore....think he was probably tired of all
that darting too and fro after flies....he hung there for awhile until we
headed back in and then took off.....when I lived down in St Louis, we had
to check the backyard every morning for water mocs before we let the dog
out...he got one one day and mangled it...fortunately, he didn't;'t get
bitten but there was snake goo all over the place....we ended up cutting the
lawn so close that they wouldn't come up there any more....I can take or
leave snakes...they don't particularly bother me as long as they keep where
they're supposed to be....salamanders, though, gross me out....
"felton" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:21:56 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

I have 6 grandkids and one on the way....I am 52 and make no bones about
it....we don't have armadillos in Michigan....we do have lots of

groundhogs,
though, and we do have snakes....milk snakes look just like coral snakes

and
are kind of fun to play with as long as you don't drop them into the hot
dishwater...(don't ask me how I know this....) Right now I have to keep

the
kids out of the woods, though, because the red fox have a litter and i

don't
want them to move away....most eerie animal voices of the night when they
yip and yell at the moon....


You and I are the same age, but I only have one kiddo and he just
turned 18. I am hoping not to be a grandpa for quite some time:) I
don't think we have too many milk snakes down here, but we do have
king snakes, which have that same color scheme. All things
considered, I have seen enough snakes to last me and I would be just
as happy not to stumble on to any in the future, although we did have
quite a remarkable outbreak of water moccasins two summers ago where I
sail. Yikes! One guy was uncovering his main and a big old
cottonmouth dropped out of his sail down through his open
companionway. For about three weeks those things were everywhe(




"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:10:59 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

Yeah...the good old days....kids today are really boring.....no
initiative....I take my grandkids out and teach them bad things like
building forts out of junk from the barn and climbing trees and

sticking
the
hose down the groundhog hole.....Protective Servioces will probably

cart
me
away one day....

Grandkids? You can't be old enough for grandkids. Don't you have any
armadillos to chase? That used to be fun. Maybe it still would
be...I'll have to be on the lookout, although I was never really sure
what to do with them once I caught them. The pursuit was fun, in a
Lord of the Flies sort of way. We used to go snake hunting a lot..to
catch them. Now I have really gotten too old to remember what the
appeal was of catching snakes.





"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:40:10 GMT, "katysails"
wrote:

My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash

burner
when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was

quite
the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....

Growing up in a relatively small town in the middle of nowhere,

there
used to be a lot of things done to break the boredom that would now

be
on the national news. Amateur bomb making, death defying pranks and
the like. Times have changed, though.

Come to think of it, it wasn't all that uncommon to see folks with
missing fingers when I was growing up...:) One of the side effects

of
that "go outside and play" theory of child raising.



"felton" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"


wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon

this
unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html

Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making

his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He

tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way

up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know

anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.










Jonathan Ganz September 14th 04 12:52 AM

In article ,
katysails wrote:
My brother blew out the side of our shed...Dad was NOT pleased.....I was
riding ponies down the street when the fire engine came throttling along and
when raced after them all the way to our field....was a sight to
behold....and then when he was in the Army, they gave him his very own ABM
missile to play with....


I think I'm going to reevaluate prayer.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz September 14th 04 12:53 AM

In article ,
katysails wrote:
DON'T YOU DARE TURN MY POST INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE....SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
katysails wrote:
no doubt....maybe that's why they're importing so much Right Guard?
"Scout" wrote in message
...
perhaps that's what the N.Koreans are up to.
Scout


I'm sure Bush is doing all he can to be uninvolved.


I didn't. I said he was uninvolved!


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz September 14th 04 12:55 AM

In article ,
Scout wrote:
you're hijacking my post?? Have you at least a box cutter? Will you at
least tell the world I fought back a bit?
Scout

"katysails" wrote
DON'T YOU DARE TURN MY POST INTO A POLITICAL DEBATE....SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
katysails wrote:
no doubt....maybe that's why they're importing so much Right Guard?
"Scout" wrote in message
...
perhaps that's what the N.Koreans are up to.
Scout


I'm sure Bush is doing all he can to be uninvolved.


Don't worry. We're returning to the airport shortly.
(which isn't really that funny)



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz September 14th 04 12:56 AM

In article ,
Scout wrote:
is there anyway I can win this or shall I quit here?
Scout


Only if you're John Kerry. :-)


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz September 14th 04 12:57 AM

In article ,
katysails wrote:
Yeah...the good old days....kids today are really boring.....no
initiative....I take my grandkids out and teach them bad things like
building forts out of junk from the barn and climbing trees and sticking the
hose down the groundhog hole.....Protective Servioces will probably cart me
away one day....


I taught my twin cousins to throw food at their grandmother. :-)




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Scout September 14th 04 12:58 AM

"Thank God we British can laugh at each other, ay?"
Basil Fawlty, after calling the public health inspector a 'scavenging
gourmet'
Scout

"Jonathan Ganz"
Don't worry. We're returning to the airport shortly.
(which isn't really that funny)



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."




Scout September 14th 04 01:00 AM

Brilliant! In that case, I'd like to change my answer!
Scout

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Scout wrote:
is there anyway I can win this or shall I quit here?
Scout


Only if you're John Kerry. :-)


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."




Donal September 14th 04 01:28 AM


"Scout" wrote in message
...
is there anyway I can win this or shall I quit here?
Scout


You're not married, are you?
[hint] quit here.

Regards

Donal
--







Scott Vernon September 14th 04 12:08 PM

Did you find a chimney? In Scouts, we used to use #10 cans, with the
top and bottom removed and holes punched in the sides.

Scotty


"Scout" wrote in message
...
While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this

unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html







Bobsprit September 14th 04 12:36 PM

Scotty Potti wrote....

In the trailer park we use #10 cans, with thetop and bottom removed and holes
punched in the sides. Yee Hawww! Dem's is good ole savins!



Joe September 14th 04 08:52 PM

"katysails" wrote in message ...
My brother used to throw aerosol cans into our 55 gallon trash burner when
we were kids....split it down the sides and flattened it....was quite the
sight....and he didn't have to go to Purdue to accomplish it....



When my big brother was home on leave he gave me some huge orange
smoke signals, he was in a air and sea rescue crew in the USN. The
Orange Smoke flares went strait to school. Filled the whole building
with the thickest orange smoke ya ever seen.. Never got caught....

And we used to buy rubbers at the gas station on the highway. Remove
the gas pipe from the back of the space heaters and fill the rubbers
up until they were the size of a 3 foot long watermellons.

We get 3-4 together with a long firecracker fuse and let them go at
night.
They would make a huge fireball a couple of hundred feet up in the sky
over our small town. Even made the local papers with 100's of
sightings and hundreds of diffrent explainations from UFO's to natural
ball lighting. Never got caught...

Flying UFO dry cleaner bags... candle powered & balsa wood. Lucky we
didnt burn down the town with those.

Estes rocket engine powered everything.

Oh for the good ol days...

Joe







"felton" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:23:48 GMT, "Scout"
wrote:

While searching for a charcoal starter-chimney, I stumbled upon this

unique
method of getting the grill ready in a hurry.
Don't miss the picture.
Scout
http://home.att.net/~purduejacksonville/grill.html


Yowee. Looks exciting...to watch from afar:)

Reminds me a little of the old joke. A new skydiver was making his
first jump. He pulls the first ripcord...nothing happens. He tries
the reserve chute...nothing happens.

As he is falling towards Earth, he sees someone else on the way up.
As they pass, he asks, "excuse me, you do you know anything about
parachutes?" The other guy replies, "sorry, no, do you know anything
about propane stoves?":)

Hey, I said it was an old joke.


Jonathan Ganz September 14th 04 09:15 PM

In article ,
Joe wrote:
"katysails" wrote in message ...
When my big brother was home on leave he gave me some huge orange
smoke signals, he was in a air and sea rescue crew in the USN. The
Orange Smoke flares went strait to school. Filled the whole building
with the thickest orange smoke ya ever seen.. Never got caught....


One would have thought that your parents would have been smart enough
to use birth control after your big brother was born, but then they're
probably Republicans too.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz September 14th 04 09:16 PM

Nixon's father should have pulled out.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Scott Vernon September 14th 04 10:54 PM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

I stayed home mostly and played with my Barbie dolls.

Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)






Joe wrote:
When my big brother was home on leave he gave me some huge

orange
smoke signals, he was in a air and sea rescue crew in the USN. The
Orange Smoke flares went strait to school. Filled the whole

building
with the thickest orange smoke ya ever seen.. Never got caught....


One would have thought that your parents would have been smart

enough
to use birth control after your big brother was born, but then

they're
probably Republicans too.
--




Scott Vernon September 14th 04 10:54 PM


"Jonathan Ganz" wrote ...
My father should have pulled out.





Jonathan Ganz September 14th 04 11:41 PM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
"Jonathan Ganz" wrote

I stayed home mostly and played with my Barbie dolls.

Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)


At least they were anatomically correct and female.

It's better than you and Joe playing with the Ken dolls.


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz September 14th 04 11:41 PM

In article ,
Scott Vernon wrote:
My father should have pulled out.


You said it.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."



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