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Lady Pilot September 15th 04 05:24 AM


OzOne wrote:
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 22:37:51 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:

Oh, poor baby, Oz...let me give you a tissue...

LP (maybe a hankie in your native language?)

P.S. I hope your are feeling better...

Since you ask....no, I'm not!

Quack says I have pneumonia so I'm gonna play that up real good.
But, it just feels like the flu, and not a real bad dose either.

Went to the gym to give the lungs a workout and clear out the
crap...aside from the fact that I couldn't breathe and got dizzy, I
was fine :-(


Oh my, maybe you could trade in your Ferrari for a cure, no doubt!

Just kidding...do you need me to send you some antibotic from the great USA?

LP (truly, get well...you don't want me to come over there, ya know!) wink



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 05:25 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote:
"katysails" wrote ...
What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the morning (for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only morning people on

this
ng.....



is this early enough for ya?

Scotty......Yawn


Go back to sleep. Wake me after you've had your coffee!

LP



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 05:28 AM


"Nav" wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,

Wot, no doggrel? Perhaps you need another drink?


Jealous?

LP (I thought so...)

P.S. Sorry, I've got a commitment for a time, and maybe another time...but

I be back...Arnold S.



Scott Vernon September 15th 04 05:34 AM

"Lady Pilot" wrote

is this early enough for ya?

Scotty......Yawn


Go back to sleep. Wake me after you've had your coffee!



Just had it. Gotta go to work.

Scotty



Scott Vernon September 15th 04 05:34 AM


OzOne wrote
LP

I never knew you had it in you...



more than once.....so I hear.

Scotty



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 05:35 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote

is this early enough for ya?

Scotty......Yawn


Go back to sleep. Wake me after you've had your coffee!



Just had it. Gotta go to work.


At this time of the night? Oh dear, no wonder...

LP



Scott Vernon September 15th 04 05:38 AM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:2EP1d.47153$mu.14413@okepread07...

"Scott Vernon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote

is this early enough for ya?

Scotty......Yawn

Go back to sleep. Wake me after you've had your coffee!



Just had it. Gotta go to work.


At this time of the night?


it's morning, here.

Scotty



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 05:45 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
At this time of the night?


it's morning, here.


Just barely...kinda like I'm going to show up in the morning if I don't put
myself to sleep right now.

I guess I need a control freak like Bart to tell me what to do...

Bwaaawhaahwahaaaa!

LP



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 05:47 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote:
OzOne wrote
LP

I never knew you had it in you...



more than once.....so I hear.

Scotty


slap

You are starting to sound like a jealous husband now!

If I wanted to be abused, I would get married again...

LP ;-)



Scott Vernon September 15th 04 05:48 AM


"Lady Pilot" wrote

I guess I need a control freak like Bart to tell me when to pee...

Bwaaawhaahwahaaaa!

LP





katysails September 15th 04 11:42 PM

no

OzOne wrote in message ...

Pubes do?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:36:09 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

You've got to have hair to have locks....
OzOne wrote in message

...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:35:54 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Got some nail parings?
and a lock of hair?


"Scout" wrote in message
...
ah, don't blame her Oz - poor crazy mixed up kid!
Scout

OzOne wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails September 15th 04 11:43 PM

You coulda used the bed as a trampoline and rocketed yourself off into the
doorway where it was sfe.....

OzOne wrote in message ...

When I was a kid I had a troll under my bed.
Sometimes I wasn't game to put my feet on the floor to go to the
toilet before the sun came up!....with sometimes disastrous
consequences.

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:38:14 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Trolls live under bridges...not under beds....carnivorous dust bunnies

live
under the bed....
OzOne wrote in message

...

Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:

It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.

OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails September 15th 04 11:44 PM

naughty
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Blush...

katysails wrote:

I can't stand it if you have to whack more than once....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Excessive. In marking, you only want to remove the lamb's tail
and, er, other parts. Butchering, now, that's different.

katysails wrote:

machete?
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
WHich marking implement would you prefer, then. Scalpel? Rubber
ring? Teeth?

katysails wrote:

Yes...you had better do that....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


katysails wrote:

It's my perverted computer...not me...that did that.....

Transl. "Mark my words"

"Scout" wrote in message

...
Freud would disagree!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed

GERITOL....!!!!!!
"Scout" wrote in message

...
Genital??? ok, maybe, a bit, a bit. But haven't you

noticed
my
posts
begin
3 AM or thereabouts?
And, if you look at my posting for the last 3 years,

you'll
see
that I
generally disappear from sometime in Sept to sometime

in
May.
I'm a fair weather early morning poster!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in

message

...
Scout...you live in the same time zone that I

do....maybe
you
need
to
eat
liver or something? Genital????
"Scout" wrote in message


...
aye, as am I. as it is, it's past my bedtime.
Scout

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time

of
the
morning
(for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the

only
morning
people
on
this
ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been

expecting
you.











--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole




katysails September 15th 04 11:45 PM

Don't listen to him...he has only recently decided to cultivate a bad boy
image...he used to be rather a nice sort of dodo bird until Mooron and Doug
started taking swipes at him...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:dKO1d.47132$mu.33717@okepread07...

"Nav" wrote:

Dear Kook

You are confusing me with someone else I think.

Cheers MC


Oh my!

LP





katysails September 15th 04 11:48 PM

I haven't found that to be true here....but then, I've been foreign for a
long time now....
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:PQO1d.47136$mu.37@okepread07...

Ms. Katysails, those foreigners hate it when we try to help them...

Pay attention! ;-)

LP

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the

metric
conversion would be.....
OzOne wrote in message
...

Why, I never get the flu........... :-(

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:08:24 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

whinge.....Don't you guys get flu shots down there?????



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.








katysails September 15th 04 11:48 PM

A group hug would kill him...he isn't even 5 ft tall, ya know.....
"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:MRO1d.47137$mu.10126@okepread07...

"Donal" wrote:


"katysails" wrote:
Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the

metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a
mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Regards


Donal


You seem in need of a group hug, yourself!

LP





Donal September 16th 04 12:35 AM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:MRO1d.47137$mu.10126@okepread07...

"Donal" wrote:


"katysails" wrote:
Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the

metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a
mild cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.

You seem in need of a group hug, yourself!


I'll never question your femininity again...... Only a woman could think up
the concept of a "group hug".


Regards



Donal
--




Donal September 16th 04 12:40 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 22:37:51 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:

Quack says I have pneumonia so I'm gonna play that up real good.
But, it just feels like the flu, and not a real bad dose either.

Went to the gym to give the lungs a workout and clear out the
crap...aside from the fact that I couldn't breathe and got dizzy, I
was fine :-(


Take up smoking! It'll toughen up your lungs.

What kind of wimp gets pneumonia, anyway?

Regards

Donal
--




Scott Vernon September 16th 04 01:29 AM


"Donal" wrote

Take up smoking! It'll toughen up your lungs.

And you can use the beach for an ashtray.

Regards

Donal
--





DSK September 16th 04 02:12 AM

katysails wrote:
Don't listen to him...he has only recently decided to cultivate a bad boy
image...he used to be rather a nice sort of dodo bird until Mooron and Doug
started taking swipes at him...


Let's not revise the facts too much. MC started taking cheap shots at
me, then got rather ugly about a number of subjects. He's the one who
claimed he knew "more about the USS Constitution than anyone" when he
was talking the wrong ship, remember?

Regards- Doug "It Was Self-Defense, Yer Honor" King


Nav September 16th 04 03:33 AM



DSK wrote:

katysails wrote:

Don't listen to him...he has only recently decided to cultivate a bad boy
image...he used to be rather a nice sort of dodo bird until Mooron and
Doug
started taking swipes at him...



Let's not revise the facts too much. MC started taking cheap shots at
me, then got rather ugly about a number of subjects.


No, I think you first threw insults. You are "ad hominem King" remember?
It's all in the public record. Look it up.

Cheers


Scout September 16th 04 09:37 AM

hmm, a defense that relies on my laziness and apathy. Trickery - Trickery!
Scout

"Nav" wrote
No, I think you first threw insults. You are "ad hominem King" remember?
It's all in the public record. Look it up.




katysails September 16th 04 12:10 PM

No, I don't remember because as soon as a thread turns too much in that
direction it becomes un-fun and I delete it....
"DSK" wrote in message
. ..
katysails wrote:
Don't listen to him...he has only recently decided to cultivate a bad

boy
image...he used to be rather a nice sort of dodo bird until Mooron and

Doug
started taking swipes at him...


Let's not revise the facts too much. MC started taking cheap shots at
me, then got rather ugly about a number of subjects. He's the one who
claimed he knew "more about the USS Constitution than anyone" when he
was talking the wrong ship, remember?

Regards- Doug "It Was Self-Defense, Yer Honor" King




Donal September 22nd 04 10:55 PM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
A group hug would kill him...he isn't even 5 ft tall, ya know.....


Haight isn't important on Usenet, ya know....



Regards


Donal
--



"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:MRO1d.47137$mu.10126@okepread07...

"Donal" wrote:


"katysails" wrote:
Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the

metric
conversion would be.....

Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose -

a
mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Regards


Donal


You seem in need of a group hug, yourself!

LP







Jonathan Ganz September 22nd 04 11:31 PM

In article ,
Donal wrote:

"katysails" wrote in message
...
A group hug would kill him...he isn't even 5 ft tall, ya know.....


Haight isn't important on Usenet, ya know....


But Ashbury is!

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


katysails September 23rd 04 02:55 AM

Was protecting you from the overzealous attentions of people like Horvath
and friends...or maybe you would like a group hug from them?
"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
A group hug would kill him...he isn't even 5 ft tall, ya know.....


Haight isn't important on Usenet, ya know....



Regards


Donal
--



"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:MRO1d.47137$mu.10126@okepread07...

"Donal" wrote:


"katysails" wrote:
Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the

metric
conversion would be.....

Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny

nose -
a
mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Regards


Donal

You seem in need of a group hug, yourself!

LP









Peter Wiley September 24th 04 01:37 AM

How fortunate for her that there are IVF programs these days. I hope
she enjoys having a baby that weighs less than 150 kg for a change.

PDW

(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
Thomas R. Brody was born last night, seven and a half pounds and very healthy.
We were aboard Alien grilling up some chicken when Suzanne said she felt a few
contractions. There was a lot of wake action from passing boats and perhaps
this was a factor....probably not. We went home and by 10:00 pm she was ready
to go to the hospital. All went well though is was pretty surreal. He's
certainly going to be a good sailor! I'll post a pic in a few days.

Be back soon!

Robert B
Alien-C&C 32
City Island NY


Donal September 25th 04 01:00 AM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Was protecting you from the overzealous attentions of people like Horvath
and friends.


What a cruel thought! I don't need protecting from Horvath ... he's rather
cute!

..or maybe you would like a group hug from them?


Hmmmm .... On balance, I'd be more worried about a group hug from,
Jonathan.




Regards


Donal
--




Horvath September 25th 04 03:35 PM

On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 01:00:04 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Hmmmm .... On balance, I'd be more worried about a group hug from,
Jonathan.



Jonathan and his buttees?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Jonathan Ganz September 25th 04 06:52 PM

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 01:00:04 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Hmmmm .... On balance, I'd be more worried about a group hug from,
Jonathan.



Jonathan and his buttees?





Man am I glad I don't live near Horass!!



Lady Pilot October 9th 04 04:03 AM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Lady Pilot wrote:

"Nav" wrote:
Belated congratulations! I hope you will always be a strong kind father
with unlimited forgiveness behind a sharp rebuke. I wish you and your
family all happiness and security.

MC (Just got back from a cruise).


Well, I'm shocked! Is this the *real* Nav?

LP


Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,
the long-time members of this newsgroup skirt the issue. They're
trying to be kind, but it's hindering the rehabilitation process,
not helping. For the harsh reality is that Nav has been but a
shadow of himself since his true protagonist, Capt Neal, cast his
hat in the ring and sailed away. We've all watched, sadly, as
Nav has flailed about, desperately searching for an opponent
worthy of his skills, and in the end been reduced to arguing
engineering inconsequentialities with DOug King. That once
splendid, even if misguided, intellect with its amazing cosmic
grasp has atrophied away, its dissolution mirrored by the steady
truncation and increasing meaningless of his tag. Nowhere is his
decay, his failure to cope with reality, more apparent than in
his newfound preference for sailing rather than continuing the
productive life as a 24-hour watcher and contributor to this
newsgroup. This is escapism of the highest order. Nav needs
help, but we are all powerless to offer any, until he himself
realises and asks for it.


I may have to submit to your way of thinking...

LP (what am I saying?) hehee



katysails October 9th 04 12:46 PM

You're doomed......

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:6yI9d.1418$EZ.767@okepread07...

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Lady Pilot wrote:

"Nav" wrote:
Belated congratulations! I hope you will always be a strong kind
father
with unlimited forgiveness behind a sharp rebuke. I wish you and your
family all happiness and security.

MC (Just got back from a cruise).

Well, I'm shocked! Is this the *real* Nav?

LP


Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,
the long-time members of this newsgroup skirt the issue. They're
trying to be kind, but it's hindering the rehabilitation process,
not helping. For the harsh reality is that Nav has been but a
shadow of himself since his true protagonist, Capt Neal, cast his
hat in the ring and sailed away. We've all watched, sadly, as
Nav has flailed about, desperately searching for an opponent
worthy of his skills, and in the end been reduced to arguing
engineering inconsequentialities with DOug King. That once
splendid, even if misguided, intellect with its amazing cosmic
grasp has atrophied away, its dissolution mirrored by the steady
truncation and increasing meaningless of his tag. Nowhere is his
decay, his failure to cope with reality, more apparent than in
his newfound preference for sailing rather than continuing the
productive life as a 24-hour watcher and contributor to this
newsgroup. This is escapism of the highest order. Nav needs
help, but we are all powerless to offer any, until he himself
realises and asks for it.


I may have to submit to your way of thinking...

LP (what am I saying?) hehee





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