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Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 02:33 AM

Excessive. In marking, you only want to remove the lamb's tail
and, er, other parts. Butchering, now, that's different.

katysails wrote:

machete?
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
WHich marking implement would you prefer, then. Scalpel? Rubber
ring? Teeth?

katysails wrote:

Yes...you had better do that....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


katysails wrote:

It's my perverted computer...not me...that did that.....

Transl. "Mark my words"

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Freud would disagree!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!
"Scout" wrote in message

...
Genital??? ok, maybe, a bit, a bit. But haven't you noticed

my
posts
begin
3 AM or thereabouts?
And, if you look at my posting for the last 3 years, you'll

see
that I
generally disappear from sometime in Sept to sometime in May.
I'm a fair weather early morning poster!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scout...you live in the same time zone that I do....maybe

you
need
to
eat
liver or something? Genital????
"Scout" wrote in message

...
aye, as am I. as it is, it's past my bedtime.
Scout

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the
morning
(for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only

morning
people
on
this
ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting

you.











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Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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-------------------------
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-------------------------
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katysails September 14th 04 02:35 AM

machete?
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
WHich marking implement would you prefer, then. Scalpel? Rubber
ring? Teeth?

katysails wrote:

Yes...you had better do that....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


katysails wrote:

It's my perverted computer...not me...that did that.....

Transl. "Mark my words"

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Freud would disagree!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!
"Scout" wrote in message

...
Genital??? ok, maybe, a bit, a bit. But haven't you noticed

my
posts
begin
3 AM or thereabouts?
And, if you look at my posting for the last 3 years, you'll

see
that I
generally disappear from sometime in Sept to sometime in May.
I'm a fair weather early morning poster!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scout...you live in the same time zone that I do....maybe

you
need
to
eat
liver or something? Genital????
"Scout" wrote in message

...
aye, as am I. as it is, it's past my bedtime.
Scout

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the

morning
(for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only

morning
people
on
this
ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting

you.











--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole




Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 02:35 AM



Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


OzOne wrote:


On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 10:35:29 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



Nav wrote:


Donal wrote:



"katysails" wrote in message
...



Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Followed by blowing his brains out?


Physically impossible as well you know. Gotta have a brain to
begin with.

Ouch, Jesus, quit with the hobnails already!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


Sorry. Washed my feet last night and can't do a thing with them.

Jesus.



While I can understand your confusion, can I just gently point
out you've mistaken my identity slightly?


murray lakes filling up again then?


At present. Very heavy rainfalls in the Adelaide Hills. Still
next ot nothing coming down the river, but the lake pool is
high. The bar at the mouth is outside the pool, of course.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

katysails September 14th 04 02:36 AM

You've got to have hair to have locks....
OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:35:54 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Got some nail parings?

and a lock of hair?


"Scout" wrote in message
...
ah, don't blame her Oz - poor crazy mixed up kid!
Scout

OzOne wrote in message

.. .
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Nav September 14th 04 02:36 AM



Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


OzOne wrote:


On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 10:35:29 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



Nav wrote:


Donal wrote:



"katysails" wrote in message
...



Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Followed by blowing his brains out?


Physically impossible as well you know. Gotta have a brain to
begin with.

Ouch, Jesus, quit with the hobnails already!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


Sorry. Washed my feet last night and can't do a thing with them.


Jesus.



While I can understand your confusion, can I just gently point
out you've mistaken my identity slightly?


murray lakes filling up again then?

Cheers


katysails September 14th 04 02:37 AM

nyah nyah,,,no I won't...geritol geritol geritol.....
"Scout" wrote in message ...
my Jedi classes are paying off!
Scout

GENITAL, YOU WILL TYPE GENITAL

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Totally out of character.....I know my computer did that on purpose just to
sully my pristine image....now Nav will think I've become a hoyden in his
absence....
OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!


I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Nav September 14th 04 02:37 AM



Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:


Flying Tadpole wrote:



Nav wrote:



Flying Tadpole wrote:




Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,
the long-time members of this newsgroup skirt the issue. They're
trying to be kind, but it's hindering the rehabilitation process,
not helping. For the harsh reality is that Nav has been but a
shadow of himself since his true protagonist, Capt Neal, cast his
hat in the ring and sailed away. We've all watched, sadly, as
Nav has flailed about, desperately searching for an opponent
worthy of his skills, and in the end been reduced to arguing
engineering inconsequentialities with DOug King. That once
splendid, even if misguided, intellect with its amazing cosmic
grasp has atrophied away, its dissolution mirrored by the steady
truncation and increasing meaningless of his tag. Nowhere is his
decay, his failure to cope with reality, more apparent than in
his newfound preference for sailing rather than continuing the
productive life as a 24-hour watcher and contributor to this
newsgroup. This is escapism of the highest order. Nav needs
help, but we are all powerless to offer any, until he himself
realises and asks for it.

Wot, no doggrel? Perhaps you need another drink?



AH, self-realisation has yet to dawn...I'll drink to that.


Don't forget to minesweep the local bar while you are at it.



The local bar is still blocked by sand and ineefectual dredges
and government propaganda. I'm just suffering withdrawal
symptoms from a whole winter gone without sailing.


Poor thing. Emigrate!


Thought has occurred from time to time, but CHile won't have me.

I thought you had a cold?

Cheers


katysails September 14th 04 02:38 AM

Trolls live under bridges...not under beds....carnivorous dust bunnies live
under the bed....
OzOne wrote in message ...

Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:

It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.

OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails September 14th 04 02:39 AM

I haven't had any pot in decades.....
"Nav" wrote in message
...
Can't be, that's where she keeps her pot.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:


It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.

OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:


Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





katysails September 14th 04 02:41 AM

no....your many battles with Doug have tarnished you....you have lost the
biting edge that belied the whatever it was that lies beneath it....
"Nav" wrote in message
...
Dear Kook

You are confusing me with someone else I think.

Cheers MC

katysails wrote:
Yes....it is the person who used to be...the recent Nav is just a bad
metamorphosis of the old MC......he's been playing with his test tubes

for
too long....

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:Hw91d.44071$mu.3273@okepread07...

"Nav" wrote:

Belated congratulations! I hope you will always be a strong kind father
with unlimited forgiveness behind a sharp rebuke. I wish you and your
family all happiness and security.

MC (Just got back from a cruise).

Well, I'm shocked! Is this the *real* Nav?

LP









Nav September 14th 04 02:42 AM



Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:


Nav wrote:


Flying Tadpole wrote:



OzOne wrote:



On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 10:35:29 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:




Nav wrote:



Donal wrote:




"katysails" wrote in message
...




Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Followed by blowing his brains out?


Physically impossible as well you know. Gotta have a brain to
begin with.

Ouch, Jesus, quit with the hobnails already!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


Sorry. Washed my feet last night and can't do a thing with them.

Jesus.



While I can understand your confusion, can I just gently point
out you've mistaken my identity slightly?


murray lakes filling up again then?



At present. Very heavy rainfalls in the Adelaide Hills. Still
next ot nothing coming down the river, but the lake pool is
high. The bar at the mouth is outside the pool, of course.


We play pool inside the bar -but then it does rain alot.

Cheers


Nav September 14th 04 02:43 AM

Dust?

katysails wrote:

I haven't had any pot in decades.....

Can't be, that's where she keeps her pot.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:


Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.

OzOne wrote:


On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:



Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






katysails September 14th 04 02:44 AM

No...it's a trap...it came pre-loaded....they're out to get me....my
innocence to be thwarted by modern technology....
"Nav" wrote in message
...
You can't escape, you loaded that software!

Cheers

katysails wrote:

It's my perverted computer...not me...that did that.....
"Scout" wrote in message
...

Freud would disagree!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!
"Scout" wrote in message
...

Genital??? ok, maybe, a bit, a bit. But haven't you noticed my posts

begin

3 AM or thereabouts?
And, if you look at my posting for the last 3 years, you'll see that I
generally disappear from sometime in Sept to sometime in May.
I'm a fair weather early morning poster!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Scout...you live in the same time zone that I do....maybe you need


to

eat

liver or something? Genital????
"Scout" wrote in message
...

aye, as am I. as it is, it's past my bedtime.
Scout

OzOne wrote in message

om...

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:


What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the morning

(for

you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only morning


people

on

this

ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.












katysails September 14th 04 02:45 AM

Oh have a heart, Donal.....if he wants to feel sorry for himself, we can go
along with it for a little while....
"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the

metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a

mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Regards


Donal
--






Nav September 14th 04 02:46 AM

All on a double "C" cell too.

katysails wrote:

No...it's a trap...it came pre-loaded....they're out to get me....my
innocence to be thwarted by modern technology....
"Nav" wrote in message
...

You can't escape, you loaded that software!

Cheers

katysails wrote:


It's my perverted computer...not me...that did that.....
"Scout" wrote in message
...


Freud would disagree!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...


Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!
"Scout" wrote in message
...


Genital??? ok, maybe, a bit, a bit. But haven't you noticed my posts

begin


3 AM or thereabouts?
And, if you look at my posting for the last 3 years, you'll see that I
generally disappear from sometime in Sept to sometime in May.
I'm a fair weather early morning poster!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...


Scout...you live in the same time zone that I do....maybe you need

to


eat


liver or something? Genital????
"Scout" wrote in message
...


aye, as am I. as it is, it's past my bedtime.
Scout

OzOne wrote in message

news:qe9ck0hf0l5v7p8cfaj1u6f8quv62g583i@4ax .com...


On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:



What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the morning

(for


you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only morning

people


on


this


ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.







Nav September 14th 04 02:47 AM

Times up -let him have it.

Cheers

katysails wrote:

Oh have a heart, Donal.....if he wants to feel sorry for himself, we can go
along with it for a little while....
"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the


metric

conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a


mild

cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Regards


Donal
--








katysails September 14th 04 03:07 AM

I can't stand it if you have to whack more than once....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Excessive. In marking, you only want to remove the lamb's tail
and, er, other parts. Butchering, now, that's different.

katysails wrote:

machete?
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
WHich marking implement would you prefer, then. Scalpel? Rubber
ring? Teeth?

katysails wrote:

Yes...you had better do that....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


katysails wrote:

It's my perverted computer...not me...that did that.....

Transl. "Mark my words"

"Scout" wrote in message

...
Freud would disagree!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed

GERITOL....!!!!!!
"Scout" wrote in message

...
Genital??? ok, maybe, a bit, a bit. But haven't you

noticed
my
posts
begin
3 AM or thereabouts?
And, if you look at my posting for the last 3 years,

you'll
see
that I
generally disappear from sometime in Sept to sometime in

May.
I'm a fair weather early morning poster!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scout...you live in the same time zone that I

do....maybe
you
need
to
eat
liver or something? Genital????
"Scout" wrote in message

...
aye, as am I. as it is, it's past my bedtime.
Scout

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time of

the
morning
(for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only

morning
people
on
this
ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been

expecting
you.











--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://music.download.com/internetopera
http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole




katysails September 14th 04 03:08 AM

seeds
"Nav" wrote in message
...
Dust?

katysails wrote:

I haven't had any pot in decades.....

Can't be, that's where she keeps her pot.

Cheers

OzOne wrote:


Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.

OzOne wrote:


On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:



Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.







katysails September 14th 04 03:09 AM

triple A's
"Nav" wrote in message
...
All on a double "C" cell too.

katysails wrote:

No...it's a trap...it came pre-loaded....they're out to get me....my
innocence to be thwarted by modern technology....
"Nav" wrote in message
...

You can't escape, you loaded that software!

Cheers

katysails wrote:


It's my perverted computer...not me...that did that.....
"Scout" wrote in message
...


Freud would disagree!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...


Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!
"Scout" wrote in message
...


Genital??? ok, maybe, a bit, a bit. But haven't you noticed my

posts

begin


3 AM or thereabouts?
And, if you look at my posting for the last 3 years, you'll see that

I
generally disappear from sometime in Sept to sometime in May.
I'm a fair weather early morning poster!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
...


Scout...you live in the same time zone that I do....maybe you need

to


eat


liver or something? Genital????
"Scout" wrote in message
...


aye, as am I. as it is, it's past my bedtime.
Scout

OzOne wrote in message

news:qe9ck0hf0l5v7p8cfaj1u6f8quv62g583i@4ax .com...


On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:



What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the morning

(for


you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only morning

people


on


this


ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.









katysails September 14th 04 03:09 AM

BAM
"Nav" wrote in message
...
Times up -let him have it.

Cheers

katysails wrote:

Oh have a heart, Donal.....if he wants to feel sorry for himself, we can

go
along with it for a little while....
"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the


metric

conversion would be.....

Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a


mild

cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Regards


Donal
--










Nav September 14th 04 03:35 AM

So what's the excuse now?

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

When I was a kid I had a troll under my bed.
Sometimes I wasn't game to put my feet on the floor to go to the
toilet before the sun came up!....with sometimes disastrous
consequences.

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:38:14 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:


Trolls live under bridges...not under beds....carnivorous dust bunnies live
under the bed....
OzOne wrote in message ...

Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:


It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.

OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:


Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Flying Tadpole September 14th 04 03:38 AM

Blush...

katysails wrote:

I can't stand it if you have to whack more than once....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Excessive. In marking, you only want to remove the lamb's tail
and, er, other parts. Butchering, now, that's different.

katysails wrote:

machete?
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
WHich marking implement would you prefer, then. Scalpel? Rubber
ring? Teeth?

katysails wrote:

Yes...you had better do that....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


katysails wrote:

It's my perverted computer...not me...that did that.....

Transl. "Mark my words"

"Scout" wrote in message

...
Freud would disagree!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed

GERITOL....!!!!!!
"Scout" wrote in message

...
Genital??? ok, maybe, a bit, a bit. But haven't you

noticed
my
posts
begin
3 AM or thereabouts?
And, if you look at my posting for the last 3 years,

you'll
see
that I
generally disappear from sometime in Sept to sometime in

May.
I'm a fair weather early morning poster!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message

...
Scout...you live in the same time zone that I

do....maybe
you
need
to
eat
liver or something? Genital????
"Scout" wrote in message

...
aye, as am I. as it is, it's past my bedtime.
Scout

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time of

the
morning
(for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only
morning
people
on
this
ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been

expecting
you.











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Nav September 14th 04 04:09 AM

That's not an excuse but a medical condition!

Cheers

OzOne wrote:

Alcohol induced coma.

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 14:35:14 +1200, Nav
scribbled thusly:


So what's the excuse now?

Cheers

OzOne wrote:


When I was a kid I had a troll under my bed.
Sometimes I wasn't game to put my feet on the floor to go to the
toilet before the sun came up!....with sometimes disastrous
consequences.

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:38:14 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:



Trolls live under bridges...not under beds....carnivorous dust bunnies live
under the bed....
OzOne wrote in message ...


Is that like trolls under the bed?

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 08:58:41 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



It was Katy's demons chitterling in the outer darkness.

OzOne wrote:


On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:



Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!

I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Scout September 14th 04 10:42 AM


"katysails" wrote
nyah nyah,,,no I won't...genital, genital, genital .....
"Scout" wrote in message ...
my Jedi classes are paying off!
Scout

GENITAL, YOU WILL TYPE GENITAL

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Totally out of character.....I know my computer did that on purpose just to
sully my pristine image....now Nav will think I've become a hoyden in his
absence....
OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:12:16 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!


I wondered about you suggesting he eat something genital ! ??


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Scott Vernon September 14th 04 12:08 PM


"katysails" wrote ...
...the recent Nav is just a bad
metamorphosis of the old MC......he's been playing with his tube for
too long....


TMI







Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:32 AM


"katysails"wrote:
Yes....it is the person who used to be...the recent Nav is just a bad
metamorphosis of the old MC......he's been playing with his test tubes for
too long....


Well, I've got to admit that I'm really enlighten...

LP (always learning)


"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Nav" wrote:
Belated congratulations! I hope you will always be a strong kind father
with unlimited forgiveness behind a sharp rebuke. I wish you and your
family all happiness and security.

MC (Just got back from a cruise).


Well, I'm shocked! Is this the *real* Nav?

LP







Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:33 AM


"Nav" wrote:

Dear Kook

You are confusing me with someone else I think.

Cheers MC


Oh my!

LP



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:35 AM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Lady Pilot wrote:

"Nav" wrote:
Belated congratulations! I hope you will always be a strong kind father
with unlimited forgiveness behind a sharp rebuke. I wish you and your
family all happiness and security.

MC (Just got back from a cruise).


Well, I'm shocked! Is this the *real* Nav?

LP


Madam Vinyl, as with most cases of mental illness in families,
the long-time members of this newsgroup skirt the issue. They're
trying to be kind, but it's hindering the rehabilitation process,
not helping. For the harsh reality is that Nav has been but a
shadow of himself since his true protagonist, Capt Neal, cast his
hat in the ring and sailed away. We've all watched, sadly, as
Nav has flailed about, desperately searching for an opponent
worthy of his skills, and in the end been reduced to arguing
engineering inconsequentialities with DOug King. That once
splendid, even if misguided, intellect with its amazing cosmic
grasp has atrophied away, its dissolution mirrored by the steady
truncation and increasing meaningless of his tag. Nowhere is his
decay, his failure to cope with reality, more apparent than in
his newfound preference for sailing rather than continuing the
productive life as a 24-hour watcher and contributor to this
newsgroup. This is escapism of the highest order. Nav needs
help, but we are all powerless to offer any, until he himself
realises and asks for it.


Oh, thank you Taddy (or would that be Teddy? Bear) for the enlightenment..

LP (sleep tight, I have to save my state tomorrow)...




Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:37 AM


OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the morning (for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only morning people on this
ng.....


Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oh, poor baby, Oz...let me give you a tissue...

LP (maybe a hankie in your native language?)

P.S. I hope your are feeling better...



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:38 AM

Oz is limp? YOu could have fooled me! ;-)

LP


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Well...crackling responses of couse, not a limp biscuit.

katysails wrote:

Hey...he lives in a crackerbox...whatdayawant????
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
You wouldn't be if you wrote _memorable_ one-liners...

OzOne wrote:

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the morning (for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only morning people on

this
ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

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Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:40 AM


Ms. Katysails, those foreigners hate it when we try to help them...

Pay attention! ;-)

LP

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the metric
conversion would be.....
OzOne wrote in message
...

Why, I never get the flu........... :-(

On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:08:24 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

whinge.....Don't you guys get flu shots down there?????




Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.






Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:41 AM


"Donal" wrote:


"katysails" wrote:
Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a
mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Regards


Donal


You seem in need of a group hug, yourself!

LP



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:42 AM

Personal experience?

LP

OzOne wrote:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 13:03:53 +1200, Nav
scribbled thusly:



Donal wrote:

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the
metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a
mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Followed by blowing his brains out?


Nah, that hurts too much.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:43 AM


"Nav" wrote:



Flying Tadpole wrote:


OzOne wrote:

On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 10:35:29 +0930, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:



Nav wrote:

Donal wrote:


"katysails" wrote in message
...


Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the
metric
conversion would be.....


Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose -
a mild
cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Followed by blowing his brains out?


Physically impossible as well you know. Gotta have a brain to
begin with.

Ouch, Jesus, quit with the hobnails already!

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.



Sorry. Washed my feet last night and can't do a thing with them.


Jesus.


I'm his executive secretary...can I help you?

LP



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:44 AM


"Flying Tadpole" wrote:


Nav wrote:

Flying Tadpole wrote:
Sorry. Washed my feet last night and can't do a thing with them.


Jesus.


While I can understand your confusion, can I just gently point
out you've mistaken my identity slightly?


Oh dear, I need my rest!

LP



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:45 AM


"Nav" wrote:
Flying Tadpole wrote:
At present. Very heavy rainfalls in the Adelaide Hills. Still
next ot nothing coming down the river, but the lake pool is
high. The bar at the mouth is outside the pool, of course.


We play pool inside the bar -but then it does rain alot.


So you guys don't know how to swim?

LP (from a scientist????)




Lady Pilot September 15th 04 04:46 AM

Hehee. You are bad, Nav!

LP


"Nav" wrote in message
...
Times up -let him have it.

Cheers

katysails wrote:

Oh have a heart, Donal.....if he wants to feel sorry for himself, we can
go
along with it for a little while....
"Donal" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Until now....
An ounce of protection is worth a pound of cure....or whatever the


metric

conversion would be.....

Katy, Oz is probably suffering from nothing more than a runny nose - a


mild

cold.

The correct treatment is the application of a tissue to the nose.


Regards


Donal
--










Lady Pilot September 15th 04 05:01 AM


OzOne wrote in message ...
On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 22:43:03 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:

Jesus.


I'm his executive secretary...can I help you?

LP

I never knew you had it in you...


Well, this is my last stand for a couple of weeks! I'm going to work to
straighten out our govenment for a few days. I hope you can keep yourselves
entertained until I return...

LP (I hope you get over the flu soon)



Lady Pilot September 15th 04 05:18 AM

Burdizzo would probably be more appropriate, and more loving at the same
time... ;-)

LP

"Flying Tadpole" wrote:
WHich marking implement would you prefer, then. Scalpel? Rubber
ring? Teeth?

katysails wrote:

Yes...you had better do that....
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...


katysails wrote:

It's my perverted computer...not me...that did that.....

Transl. "Mark my words"

"Scout" wrote:
Freud would disagree!
Scout

"katysails" wrote:
Damn spell checker.....GERITOL!!!!! I typed GERITOL....!!!!!!
"Scout" wrote:
Genital??? ok, maybe, a bit, a bit. But haven't you noticed my

posts
begin
3 AM or thereabouts?
And, if you look at my posting for the last 3 years, you'll see

that I
generally disappear from sometime in Sept to sometime in May.
I'm a fair weather early morning poster!
Scout

"katysails" wrote:
Scout...you live in the same time zone that I do....maybe you

need
to
eat
liver or something? Genital????
"Scout" wrote:
aye, as am I. as it is, it's past my bedtime.
Scout

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 22:52:27 GMT, "katysails"
scribbled thusly:

What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the

morning
(for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only
morning
people
on
this
ng.....

Why am I so oft forgotten ....sniff...


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting
you.











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Scott Vernon September 15th 04 05:22 AM

"katysails" wrote ...
What in the heck are you doing up at this time of the morning (for
you....)????? I thought Scotty and I were the only morning people on

this
ng.....



is this early enough for ya?

Scotty......Yawn




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