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Whale Trap
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Yeah... they're still looking for it right now!!
Bwahahahahahahaaaa..... Nature once again brings technology to it's knees. :-) CM "Bart Senior" wrote in message t... | http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._whale_trapped | | http://www.nspower.ca/AboutUs/OurBus...idalPower.html | | | |
"Murphy said authorities are trying coax the whale back into the bay"
Coax a 200 ft whale? They need to find a member of the opposite sex or a giant bottle of whale pheromones....\ I can see it now...Mooron snorkeling on the other side of the gate with a bottle of Overproof "Here Whaley, Whaley..." "Bart Senior" wrote in message t... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._whale_trapped http://www.nspower.ca/AboutUs/OurBus...idalPower.html |
"katysails" wrote in message ... | "Murphy said authorities are trying coax the whale back into the bay" | | Coax a 200 ft whale? | | They need to find a member of the opposite sex or a giant bottle of whale | pheromones....\ | | I can see it now...Mooron snorkeling on the other side of the gate with a | bottle of Overproof "Here Whaley, Whaley..." Nah... I'd break out one of my Whale tapes... recorded by Paul in Brewer's Beach BVI.... Humpback Mating Songs..... brings both females and males. Turn up the bass and level to volume maximum. 100% success attracting whales everytime I've used it. Ever see a Humpback Breach 50 feet from a 14 foot Avon Inflatable.... We were recording just off Shark Point across from Jost Van Dyke in the BVIs... Paul's last words before the breach.. "Listen now... he's close to us all right!! Jesus Christ ... He's really close!! Oh ****!" CM |
Maybe Bobsprit for a lure?
I just had a terrible thought. Could they have mistaken Bobsprit for a whale? I told him to cut out the cheeseburgers. "katysails" wrote They need to find a member of the opposite sex or a giant bottle of whale pheromones....\ |
Yes, I have witnessed the magnificent Lake Michigan varieties many times.
Their song isn't quite as inspiring as the humpback's though... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ... "katysails" wrote in message ... | "Murphy said authorities are trying coax the whale back into the bay" | | Coax a 200 ft whale? | | They need to find a member of the opposite sex or a giant bottle of whale | pheromones....\ | | I can see it now...Mooron snorkeling on the other side of the gate with a | bottle of Overproof "Here Whaley, Whaley..." Nah... I'd break out one of my Whale tapes... recorded by Paul in Brewer's Beach BVI.... Humpback Mating Songs..... brings both females and males. Turn up the bass and level to volume maximum. 100% success attracting whales everytime I've used it. Ever see a Humpback Breach 50 feet from a 14 foot Avon Inflatable.... We were recording just off Shark Point across from Jost Van Dyke in the BVIs... Paul's last words before the breach.. "Listen now... he's close to us all right!! Jesus Christ ... He's really close!! Oh ****!" CM |
What I don't get about this story, is how the whale managed to get upstream
from the dam? "Bart Senior" wrote in message t... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._whale_trapped http://www.nspower.ca/AboutUs/OurBus...idalPower.html |
It's a tidal force generating station.. gates not dams. Tides are in excess
of 30 feet. Entire harbours empty at low tide. CM "Steve" wrote in message . .. | What I don't get about this story, is how the whale managed to get upstream | from the dam? | | | "Bart Senior" wrote in message | t... | | http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._whale_trapped | | | http://www.nspower.ca/AboutUs/OurBus...idalPower.html | | | | | |
"Steve" wrote ... What I don't get about this story, is how the whale managed to get upstream from the dam? Bob has a Subaroo. |
It makes tides? Wow!
Cheers Capt. Mooron wrote: It's a tidal force generating station.. |
Yes Nav... it does.... matter of fact it controls the tides of the entire
planet. CM "Nav" wrote in message ... | It makes tides? Wow! | | Cheers | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | It's a tidal force generating station.. | |
Wow! You should charge the USA for that service!
Cheers Capt. Mooron wrote: Yes Nav... it does.... matter of fact it controls the tides of the entire planet. CM "Nav" wrote in message ... | It makes tides? Wow! | | Cheers | | Capt. Mooron wrote: | | It's a tidal force generating station.. | |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
"Steve" wrote ... What I don't get about this story, is how the whale managed to get upstream from the dam? Bob has a Subaroo. Bwahahahahahhahah |
Nah. The whaling station at Eden on NSW coast used to use killer
whales to herd right and humpback whales into Twofold Bay so the whaleboats could kill 'em next to the beach. Paid the orcas in whale tongues. Just my little contribution to demonstrate that nature is a Mother... katysails wrote: "Murphy said authorities are trying coax the whale back into the bay" Coax a 200 ft whale? They need to find a member of the opposite sex or a giant bottle of whale pheromones....\ I can see it now...Mooron snorkeling on the other side of the gate with a bottle of Overproof "Here Whaley, Whaley..." "Bart Senior" wrote in message t... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._whale_trapped http://www.nspower.ca/AboutUs/OurBus...idalPower.html -- Flying Tadpole ------------------------- Henpecked? Harrassed? Harangued? Join the chorus: http://music.download.com/internetopera http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com |
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