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Scott Vernon August 26th 04 03:36 AM

Best bet is to KF them both.

SV



"FamilySailor" wrote in message
...
Is there more than one BobSprit????





FamilySailor August 26th 04 04:25 AM


"Donal" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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|
| Hey, What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water????

Buoy?


Bob?

Bob is correct

Q. What do call a man with no arms and no legs who swims across the

English
Channel?

A. Clever Dick.

Regards
Donal
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Hummm. What do you call a girl with no hand and no arms on the beach?



FamilySailor August 26th 04 04:27 AM

"FamilySailor" wrote

Hey, What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the
water????


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...
stupid?

Actually, I think that is an award winning response! hehehehehe



FamilySailor August 26th 04 04:31 AM

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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Looks like you've watched Mel Gibson's movie too many times.

No, the book is much better.



Bobsprit August 26th 04 11:11 AM

I went to elementary school with a guy like you.... He is still there too.



Your mama. And if your drove her an early grave....your papa.


RB

Scott Vernon August 26th 04 11:21 AM

"FamilySailor" wrote

|
| Hey, What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the

water????

Buoy?


Bob?

Bob is correct


You are wrong, Bob is never correct.

SV





Bobsprit August 26th 04 11:21 AM

Is there more than one BobSprit????



Not only is Familysailor an idiotic un-American dolt, he also can't spell.

RB

Bobsprit August 26th 04 11:22 AM

Best bet is to KF them both.


A typical brave post from little Scotty Potti.


RB

Bobsprit August 26th 04 11:24 AM

War is an atrocity by itself.


Not to the likes of Familysailor or Horvath who see war as a useful economic
device for starters.

RB

Bobsprit August 26th 04 11:25 AM

Yeah, His legal adviser AND the Lawyer for the Vets just resigned. Ben
Ginsberg doesn't think he can go on playing both side without getting
caught for Dirty Tricks.


Familysailor must think it's part of a "brilliant tactical move."

Bwahahahahaha!

RB

Bobsprit August 26th 04 11:27 AM

Looks like you've watched Mel Gibson's movie too many times.

No, the book is much better.



Try Ringworld or even Dune. They both show more logic and heart not to mention
intelligence.

"I was quite relieved to find two bibles aboard as we had run low on toilet
paper."
-Joshua Slocum



RB

FamilySailor August 26th 04 02:33 PM


"Nav" wrote in message
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There's a cowardly troll who posts under "Bobspirt"

Cheers

My guess is the troll is an obnoxious person who is very immature and has
VERY LOW self-esteem. He has no real friends, just shallow ones. I bet his
idea of a hot date is a good porno site. I really feel sorry for the guy. I
guess that is because I am normal......



FamilySailor August 26th 04 02:43 PM

Bob?

Bob is correct


You are wrong, Bob is never correct.

SV


Sorry... My error...



Bobspirt August 26th 04 04:16 PM

Bobspirt wrote:

Maybe to a simpleton like you, but this is a cable news war and bush is
winning. Kerry fell right into the trap.



And now when they have everyone good and worked up about it and PAYING
ATTENTION, they release an ad that Kerry CAN'T refute, because it is his

own
words in his testimony regarding alleged US atrocities in Vietnam - very
damaging.


Alleged?? How much proof do you want? But there are always atrocities in
war -to deny it is childish. War is an atrocity by itself. You have to
admit it and deal with it.


Yes, alleged. That is what John Kerry did - he alleged that the troops engaged
in atrocities. Learn how the English language is properly utilized.

Jonathan Ganz August 26th 04 07:13 PM

Here's a little quiz for you Mr. Poodle.

Why did Bush LIE when he said there is no relationship between his
campaign and the Swiftboat Vets for Lies?

You're changin the subject hoss.

In article ,
Dave wrote:
On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 13:49:36 -0700, (Thom Stewart) said:

Yeah, His legal adviser AND the Lawyer for the Vets just resigned. Ben
Ginsberg doesn't think he can go on playing both side without getting
caught for Dirty Tricks.


Here's a little quiz for you.

--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Nav August 26th 04 11:41 PM



Bobsprit wrote:

Looks like you've watched Mel Gibson's movie too many times.


No, the book is much better.



Try Ringworld or even Dune. They both show more logic and heart not to mention
intelligence.

"I was quite relieved to find two bibles aboard as we had run low on toilet
paper."
-Joshua Slocum


What a great quote (is it real?) -which book was it in I have them all
but I can't remember that epithet!

Cheers


Horvath August 27th 04 12:20 AM

On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 21:38:37 +1000, OooozeOne wrote this crap:

On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 07:18:42 -0400, Horvath
scribbled thusly:

Nobody doubts that the French-looking John Kerry


Tell me Holly,
What does a French man look like.


Like he came from France.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Jonathan Ganz August 27th 04 12:30 AM

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 21:38:37 +1000, OooozeOne wrote this crap:

On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 07:18:42 -0400, Horvath
scribbled thusly:

Nobody doubts that the French-looking John Kerry


Tell me Holly,
What does a French man look like.


Like Stumpy's boyfriend.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Bobsprit August 27th 04 01:10 AM

"I was quite relieved to find two bibles aboard as we had run low on toilet
paper."
-Joshua Slocum


What a great quote (is it real?) -which book was it in I have them all
but I can't remember that epithet!

I'm afraid the quote is actually mine, inspired by a scene from Dances with
Wolves. But Ringworld IS a better book than the bible by a mile.

RB

Maxprop August 27th 04 02:01 AM


"Nav" wrote in message

Try Ringworld


Was that a Poul Anderson book about a world constructed in a ring, suspended
by nasty wires around a sun? Pierson's Puppeteers, and all that?

Max



Bobsprit August 27th 04 02:06 AM

Was that a Poul Anderson book about a world constructed in a ring, suspended
by nasty wires around a sun? Pierson's Puppeteers, and all that?


Larry Niven.

RB

Jonathan Ganz August 27th 04 02:38 AM

Here you go:

Bush campaign spokesman Steve Schmidt said the charge that Bush was in
league with the group criticizing Kerry's war record "is absolutely
and completely false. The Bush campaign has never and will never
question John Kerry's service in Vietnam."

If Bush didn't authorize this statement, then why hasn't Schmidt been
fired??

In article ,
Dave wrote:
On 26 Aug 2004 11:13:32 -0700, (Jonathan Ganz)
said:

Why did Bush LIE when he said there is no relationship between his
campaign and the Swiftboat Vets for Lies?


I don't believe he said there was "no relationship," but you're welcome to
present evidence to the contrary.

Now if you'd just answer the quiz...


Which quiz?




--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Maxprop August 27th 04 03:25 AM


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

Was that a Poul Anderson book about a world constructed in a ring,

suspended
by nasty wires around a sun? Pierson's Puppeteers, and all that?


Larry Niven.


Okay. Forgot that name. Good story, though.

Max



Jonathan Ganz August 27th 04 07:14 PM

Typical lawyer asshole. The fact is that Bush's political advisor
RESIGNED because of the conflict. The fact is that either Bush lied
or his spokesperson lied. If Bush lied, he should be impeached. If
his advisor lied, Bush should fire him.

Dance all you want Mr. Poodle, but the facts are the facts.

In article ,
Dave wrote:
On 26 Aug 2004 18:38:42 -0700, (Jonathan Ganz)
said:

Steve Schmidt said the charge that Bush was in
league with the group criticizing Kerry's war record "is absolutely
and completely false. The Bush campaign has never and will never
question John Kerry's service in Vietnam."


IOW, you're confirming my statement that

I don't believe he said there was "no relationship,"


The words "in league" are, I assume, those of the reporter. Who knows what
they mean.



--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Jonathan Ganz August 28th 04 12:10 AM

I don't think I need to since you just did. There should be no
conflicts of interest or even the appearance of one. Are you going to
shout for Cheney to resign?

In article ,
Dave wrote:
On 27 Aug 2004 11:14:01 -0700, (Jonathan Ganz)
said:

The fact is that Bush's political advisor
RESIGNED because of the conflict.


And I take it you intend to call just as loudly for the resignation of the
DNC's lawyer because he is the lawyer for the anti-Bush 527s?


The difference is that Kerry isn't denying there's a connection. Bush
has.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Horvath August 28th 04 01:40 AM

On Fri, 27 Aug 2004 01:01:17 GMT, "Maxprop"
wrote this crap:


"Nav" wrote in message

Try Ringworld


Was that a Poul Anderson book about a world constructed in a ring, suspended
by nasty wires around a sun? Pierson's Puppeteers, and all that?


Larry Niven





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Donal August 30th 04 12:19 AM


"felton" wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 09:34:58 -0500, "FamilySailor" wrote:
Were you unable to stop drinking without professional/spiritial help?

I still drink....


Before posting, apparently.


What's wrong with that?





I didn't know Jesus, so I can't comment. Also, there aren't any
records of him being busted because he ran off the road in a drunken
stooper.

I do know Him, I can comment and I do.... :-)


Actually, you don't. I know Jesus, and he told me that he is really
****ed that so many morons keep invoking his name when making asses of
themselves.


Uh oh! You've really upset Him now......



Regards


Donal
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