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Donal August 24th 04 01:32 AM

Back to the real world
 
Well, I've had two wonderful weeks of dinghy sailing and windsurfing in
Turkey.

I'm shocked by the quantity of political crap that has been posted here
during my absence. In fact, I'm not going to bother to read most of it.
Joe, felton, Walt and Jon all deserve a good kick up the backside!!

Anyway, I learned a couple of things in the last two weeks. Windsurfing is
great fun, but you really should learn to do it before you reach 40!
Lasers are much easier to sail than Topaz's, - AND they go faster ....
especially downwind!!

Watching the youngsters was very interesting. The kids played a game
called "Pirates" using Topper Taz's. The Taz is a bit like an
Optimist(sp?). It is a beginner's dinghy.
There are two objectives in the game of Pirates.
The main objective is to capture your opponent's boat. You have to board
their boat and eject the occupant into the water. The secondary objective
is to simply capsize your opponent's boat. In other words, Pirates is a
game of total havoc! At any point in time about half of the 16 strong fleet
was capsized!!

At first I was horrified, but I soon realised that the kids were learning
about sailing without realising that they were "learning". They were also
having great fun.
I watched one boy stand on the bow of his dinghy as he approached his
target. He was going downwind, and he seemed to be steering by shifting his
weight from one foot to the other. He had learned to do this without any
lessons!!!

On the other hand, I attended a "Beginner's Clinic" before I took out a
Laser.



Regards


Donal
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Walt August 24th 04 03:08 AM

Donal wrote:

Well, I've had two wonderful weeks of dinghy sailing and windsurfing in
Turkey.


Ok. I'm jealous.

I'm shocked by the quantity of political crap that has been posted here
during my absence. In fact, I'm not going to bother to read most of it.


A wise choice. There's much better analysis elsewhere if that's your
cup of tea.

Anyway, I learned a couple of things in the last two weeks. Windsurfing is
great fun, but you really should learn to do it before you reach 40!


Yes, you should. But if you didn't, don't let that be an excuse. 40
isn't too late. I learned after 40.

Lasers are much easier to sail than Topaz's, - AND they go faster ....
especially downwind!!


I'm not familiar with the Topaz. Is it like a Topper? If it is,
there's no comparrison with a Laser.



Watching the youngsters was very interesting. The kids played a game
called "Pirates" using Topper Taz's. The Taz is a bit like an
Optimist(sp?). It is a beginner's dinghy.
There are two objectives in the game of Pirates.
The main objective is to capture your opponent's boat. You have to board
their boat and eject the occupant into the water. The secondary objective
is to simply capsize your opponent's boat. In other words, Pirates is a
game of total havoc! At any point in time about half of the 16 strong fleet
was capsized!!


The way we play Pirates, the objective is to steal the rudder off the
other boat. If you can't steal the rudder, the tiller will do. Yes,
I'm still a kid at heart.

So, where did you stay? More importantly, where can you rent Lasers &
windsurfers in Turkey?


--
// Walt
//
// There is no Volkl Conspiracy


felton August 24th 04 03:31 AM

On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 01:32:31 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

Well, I've had two wonderful weeks of dinghy sailing and windsurfing in
Turkey.

I'm shocked by the quantity of political crap that has been posted here
during my absence. In fact, I'm not going to bother to read most of it.
Joe, felton, Walt and Jon all deserve a good kick up the backside!!


Sinc when did this become a sailing newsgroup? I must have missed
that memo:) Otherwise, congrats. I'm jealous:) Kick away...I have
been numb back there for quite some time....


Anyway, I learned a couple of things in the last two weeks. Windsurfing is
great fun, but you really should learn to do it before you reach 40!
Lasers are much easier to sail than Topaz's, - AND they go faster ....
especially downwind!!

Watching the youngsters was very interesting. The kids played a game
called "Pirates" using Topper Taz's. The Taz is a bit like an
Optimist(sp?). It is a beginne r'sdinghy.
There are two objectives in the game of Pirates.
The main objective is to capture your opponent's boat. You have to board
their boat and eject the occupant into the water. The secondary objective
is to simply capsize your opponent's boat. In other words, Pirates is a
game of total havoc! At any point in time about half of the 16 strong fleet
was capsized!!

At first I was horrified, but I soon realised that the kids were learning
about sailing without realising that they were "learning". They were also
having great fun.
I watched one boy stand on the bow of his dinghy as he approached his
target. He was going downwind, and he seemed to be steering by shifting his
weight from one foot to the other. He had learned to do this without any
lessons!!!

On the other hand, I attended a "Beginner's Clinic" before I took out a
Laser.



Regards


Donal



katysails August 24th 04 04:28 AM

Kids at our yacht club do that with the Melges 24's...they straddle the boat
and rock it back and forth while using the tiller for direction so they can
make the tight turn into the crane well....
"Donal" wrote in message
...
Well, I've had two wonderful weeks of dinghy sailing and windsurfing in
Turkey.

I'm shocked by the quantity of political crap that has been posted here
during my absence. In fact, I'm not going to bother to read most of it.
Joe, felton, Walt and Jon all deserve a good kick up the backside!!

Anyway, I learned a couple of things in the last two weeks. Windsurfing

is
great fun, but you really should learn to do it before you reach 40!
Lasers are much easier to sail than Topaz's, - AND they go faster ....
especially downwind!!

Watching the youngsters was very interesting. The kids played a game
called "Pirates" using Topper Taz's. The Taz is a bit like an
Optimist(sp?). It is a beginner's dinghy.
There are two objectives in the game of Pirates.
The main objective is to capture your opponent's boat. You have to board
their boat and eject the occupant into the water. The secondary objective
is to simply capsize your opponent's boat. In other words, Pirates is a
game of total havoc! At any point in time about half of the 16 strong

fleet
was capsized!!

At first I was horrified, but I soon realised that the kids were learning
about sailing without realising that they were "learning". They were also
having great fun.
I watched one boy stand on the bow of his dinghy as he approached his
target. He was going downwind, and he seemed to be steering by shifting

his
weight from one foot to the other. He had learned to do this without any
lessons!!!

On the other hand, I attended a "Beginner's Clinic" before I took out a
Laser.



Regards


Donal
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Wally August 24th 04 09:13 AM

Walt wrote:

I'm not familiar with the Topaz. Is it like a Topper? If it is,
there's no comparrison with a Laser.


The Topaz is beamier - more like an arrowhead shape in plan. It's a sit-on,
wet dinghy with an open transom. I haven't sailed a Laser, but my experience
of the Topaz was that it was okay in a breeze, but frustrating in light
air - too slow and too tippy. I found it rather cramped and uncomfortable
when I couldn't lean out. Review, blurb, photos, at...

http://www.ybw.com/sp/features/topaz/
http://www.splashdance.com/topaz.htm


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Scott Vernon August 24th 04 12:54 PM

Welcome back. Didn't know you were gone, thought you were in the
politico threads, which I've KFed.

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...
Well, I've had two wonderful weeks of dinghy sailing and windsurfing

in
Turkey.

I'm shocked by the quantity of political crap that has been posted

here
during my absence. In fact, I'm not going to bother to read most of

it.
Joe, felton, Walt and Jon all deserve a good kick up the backside!!

Anyway, I learned a couple of things in the last two weeks.

Windsurfing is
great fun, but you really should learn to do it before you reach

40!
Lasers are much easier to sail than Topaz's, - AND they go faster

.....
especially downwind!!

Watching the youngsters was very interesting. The kids played a

game
called "Pirates" using Topper Taz's. The Taz is a bit like an
Optimist(sp?). It is a beginner's dinghy.
There are two objectives in the game of Pirates.
The main objective is to capture your opponent's boat. You have to

board
their boat and eject the occupant into the water. The secondary

objective
is to simply capsize your opponent's boat. In other words, Pirates

is a
game of total havoc! At any point in time about half of the 16

strong fleet
was capsized!!

At first I was horrified, but I soon realised that the kids were

learning
about sailing without realising that they were "learning". They

were also
having great fun.
I watched one boy stand on the bow of his dinghy as he approached

his
target. He was going downwind, and he seemed to be steering by

shifting his
weight from one foot to the other. He had learned to do this

without any
lessons!!!

On the other hand, I attended a "Beginner's Clinic" before I took

out a
Laser.



Regards


Donal
--












DSK August 24th 04 01:23 PM

Wally wrote:
The Topaz is beamier - more like an arrowhead shape in plan. It's a sit-on,
wet dinghy with an open transom. I haven't sailed a Laser, but my experience
of the Topaz was that it was okay in a breeze, but frustrating in light
air - too slow and too tippy.


What a great combination... it's slow, but at least it's uncomfortable!

I sailed a Topper Buzz a few times and that's a fun boat... bigger,
faster, real fiberglass, I liked it more than a 420... it's not a
Johnson 18 but then so few boats are.

... I found it rather cramped and uncomfortable
when I couldn't lean out. Review, blurb, photos, at...

http://www.ybw.com/sp/features/topaz/
http://www.splashdance.com/topaz.htm


I notice they put a metal structural member to hold the mast. I guess
that's how they get away with putting a jib & "genaker" on a molded
plastic boat. Those rotomolded 'Escape' boats can't get any horsepower,
they deform instead.

Fresh Breezes- Doug King


Wally August 24th 04 02:12 PM

DSK wrote:

The Topaz is beamier - more like an arrowhead shape in plan. It's a
sit-on, wet dinghy with an open transom. I haven't sailed a Laser,
but my experience of the Topaz was that it was okay in a breeze, but
frustrating in light
air - too slow and too tippy.


What a great combination... it's slow, but at least it's
uncomfortable!


It's slow, uncomfortable *and* liable to fall over. :-)

Maybe the Topaz is slow due to wetted area - it's flat-bottomed. Not a heavy
boat, it can be righted easily just by pulling down on the dagger board, but
you have to get the head into the wind first, or it'll just fall over again.


I sailed a Topper Buzz a few times and that's a fun boat... bigger,
faster, real fiberglass, I liked it more than a 420... it's not a
Johnson 18 but then so few boats are.


I might have seen a Buzz - is it similar to the Laser Stratos? Modern
dinghy, openish transom, probably has a spinnaker chute, maybe roller
furling jib. About 14', I think.


I notice they put a metal structural member to hold the mast. I guess
that's how they get away with putting a jib & "genaker" on a molded
plastic boat. Those rotomolded 'Escape' boats can't get any
horsepower, they deform instead.


I didn't feel that the Topaz was anything less than very sturdy. It's
moulded, but flex or deformation never entered my head when I sailed one -
more like tough as old boots.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Donal August 24th 04 11:07 PM


OoozeOne wrote in message
...

Sounds like fun Donal.
Where did you stay Bodrum, Kusadasi?


About 30 minutes from Bodrum - on the Northern side of the peninsula. The
resort is called Mar Verde.

The dinghies and windsurf boards boards were free - as were the "Day Boats".
The Day boats were 32 foot Oceanis ex-charter yachts which were available to
guests.



Regards


Donal
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Donal August 24th 04 11:11 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Welcome back. Didn't know you were gone, thought you were in the
politico threads, which I've KFed.


Idiot! I don't know anything about American politics - apart from the fact
that GWB is a complete idiot.



Regards


Donal
--




Donal August 24th 04 11:24 PM


"Walt" wrote in message
...
Donal wrote:


Lasers are much easier to sail than Topaz's, - AND they go faster ....
especially downwind!!


I'm not familiar with the Topaz. Is it like a Topper? If it is,
there's no comparrison with a Laser.


The Topaz is made by Topper. It is supposed to be easier to sail than a
Laser. However, I found the Topaz to be extremely uncomfortable. You
spend most of your time on your knees, which gets very painful after a
short time. On the Laser you can sit on the side. The Laser also goes much
faster!!!!!





So, where did you stay? More importantly, where can you rent Lasers &
windsurfers in Turkey?


The boats were included in the price of the holiday. There were no queues
for Taz's, Topaz's, Lasers, or RS800's. There were (short) queues for Hobie
15's and Sport 16's.

The holiday was provided by Sunsail. There are two other companies doing
similiar holidays in Europe - Mark Warner and Neilson.


Regards


Donal
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Scott Vernon August 24th 04 11:37 PM


"Donal" wrote


Idiot! I don't know anything about American politics



Jerk! That never stopped you from discussing a topic before.

Regardless

Scotty



Wally August 24th 04 11:47 PM

Donal wrote:

However, I found the Topaz to be extremely
uncomfortable. You spend most of your time on your knees, which gets
very painful after a short time.


That's exactly the experience I had. Hunched up, cursing it for having all
the get-up and go of a tree trunk.


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Thom Stewart August 25th 04 01:32 AM

Katy,

I can make headway with my 29 Ft Pilothouse. I taught my crew on my
other boat, which was outboard powered to stand in the pulpit and rock
it the last couple of feet into the slip. I lot easier than cranking the
metal monster to life.

When I got the pilothouse, with the inboard, and a better sailer, we
developed a different docking technique.

When racing one time, the wind quit on me as we were turning the weather
mark. The tide was carrying me broad side right into the mark. I was
busting my gut trying to scull with the rudder but with a wheel helm, I
wasn't do to well. I figure we were going to be DSQ when suddenly the
boat started rocking. My Bowman was in the pulpit taking us around the
mark an into the edge of a cloud generated whisper of a breeze. I was
really fighting with myself about declaring the action as we were
nearing the committee boat when they blew the cancellation signal

Ole Thom


Horvath August 25th 04 12:15 PM

On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 23:11:39 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Idiot! I don't know anything about American politics - apart from the fact
that GWB is a complete idiot.





You still haven't posted your Harvard or Yale degree.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Donal August 25th 04 11:38 PM


OoozeOne wrote in message
...
BTW did you spend much time in Bodrum itself?


No, - only one evening. I was on a bit of a mission to learn to sail lasers
and windsurfing. At my age, two weeks isn't enough. So I suppose that I
will have to go back!!

Where do you have your boats in Turkey?



Regards


Donal
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Donal August 25th 04 11:41 PM


"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 23:11:39 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Idiot! I don't know anything about American politics - apart from the

fact
that GWB is a complete idiot.





You still haven't posted your Harvard or Yale degree.


Perhaps you would demonstrate the value of a Harvard degree by posting
your's???



Regards


Donal
--




Donal August 25th 04 11:51 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote


Idiot! I don't know anything about American politics



Jerk! That never stopped you from discussing a topic before.


I don't worry about insults from people who think that GWB is more
intelligent than Jax!


Regards

Donal
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Capt. Mooron August 26th 04 12:00 AM


"Donal" wrote in message
| I don't worry about insults from people who think that GWB is more
| intelligent than Jax!

W-o-o-o-o-o-o.... that stung I bet! :-)

CM



Donal August 26th 04 12:10 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message
| I don't worry about insults from people who think that GWB is more
| intelligent than Jax!

W-o-o-o-o-o-o.... that stung I bet! :-)


I doubt it.



Regards


Donal
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Nav August 26th 04 01:11 AM

Aha the holiday did you good!

Cheers

Donal wrote:

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote

Idiot! I don't know anything about American politics



Jerk! That never stopped you from discussing a topic before.



I don't worry about insults from people who think that GWB is more
intelligent than Jax!


Regards

Donal
--





Nav August 26th 04 01:13 AM

He'll need an address!!!

;-)

Cheers

Donal wrote:

"Horvath" wrote in message
...

On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 23:11:39 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Idiot! I don't know anything about American politics - apart from the


fact

that GWB is a complete idiot.





You still haven't posted your Harvard or Yale degree.



Perhaps you would demonstrate the value of a Harvard degree by posting
your's???



Regards


Donal
--





Wally August 26th 04 01:59 AM

Nav wrote:

He'll need an address!!!


Horass is a vagrant?


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk



Jonathan Ganz August 26th 04 02:05 AM

Stumpy...

In article ,
Wally wrote:
Nav wrote:

He'll need an address!!!


Horass is a vagrant?


--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


gonefishiing August 26th 04 02:22 AM

yes with a wi-fi connection at teh local starbucks
gf

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Nav wrote:

He'll need an address!!!


Horass is a vagrant?


--
Wally
www.artbywally.com
www.wally.myby.co.uk





Scott Vernon August 26th 04 03:06 AM

Stung who, me or Jax?

SV


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message
| I don't worry about insults from people who think that GWB is more
| intelligent than Jax!

W-o-o-o-o-o-o.... that stung I bet! :-)

CM





Joe August 26th 04 04:02 AM

Horvath wrote in message . ..
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 23:11:39 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


Idiot! I don't know anything about American politics - apart from the fact
that GWB is a complete idiot.





You still haven't posted your Harvard or Yale degree.



He still hasen't even posted his Physic Yachtmaster ticket

Joe





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!


CASEY August 26th 04 08:00 AM

real world ,maybe that is a idealist place, there are not despise,not
lie,not failture......., is really exsitence that place in the world??
who can tell me ?? i do not know how to express my opinion, i felt
very puzzle now, i do not know who can help me to release this kind of
feeling?

Capt. Mooron August 26th 04 07:02 PM

Try another hit of Window Pane.... try several more hits as a matter of
fact.

CM

"CASEY" wrote in message
om...
| real world ,maybe that is a idealist place, there are not despise,not
| lie,not failture......., is really exsitence that place in the world??
| who can tell me ?? i do not know how to express my opinion, i felt
| very puzzle now, i do not know who can help me to release this kind of
| feeling?



Donal August 26th 04 10:43 PM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Stung who, me or Jax?


Hint...... Mooron overestimated you!



Regards

Donal
--


SV


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message
| I don't worry about insults from people who think that GWB is more
| intelligent than Jax!

W-o-o-o-o-o-o.... that stung I bet! :-)

CM







Donal August 26th 04 10:56 PM


"Joe" wrote in message
om...


He still hasen't even posted his Physic Yachtmaster ticket


Joe,

Are you aware that recent medical research has proved that rectal pressure
can cause irritation to the skin on the human neck?

Do rednecks have the ability to know when they have been insulted?

BTW, I have never heard of a "Physic Yachtmaster ticket". Perhaps you
would care to tell us about it????


Regards


Donal
--







Scott Vernon August 26th 04 11:05 PM

You stung Mooron? Why?

Scotty

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Stung who, me or Jax?


Hint...... Mooron overestimated you!



Regards

Donal
--


SV


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message
| I don't worry about insults from people who think that GWB is

more
| intelligent than Jax!

W-o-o-o-o-o-o.... that stung I bet! :-)

CM









Capt. Mooron August 26th 04 11:15 PM

Me?? I thought he stung Jax!!

CM



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| You stung Mooron? Why?
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| Scotty
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| "Donal" wrote in message
| ...
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| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| Stung who, me or Jax?
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| Hint...... Mooron overestimated you!
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| Regards
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| Donal
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| SV
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| | I don't worry about insults from people who think that GWB is
| more
| | intelligent than Jax!
|
| W-o-o-o-o-o-o.... that stung I bet! :-)
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| CM
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Scott Vernon August 26th 04 11:42 PM

I think he polished Jax.

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Me?? I thought he stung Jax!!

CM



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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| You stung Mooron? Why?
|
| Scotty
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| ...
| Stung who, me or Jax?
|
| Hint...... Mooron overestimated you!
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|
| Regards
|
| Donal
| --
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| SV
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|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| | I don't worry about insults from people who think that GWB

is
| more
| | intelligent than Jax!
|
| W-o-o-o-o-o-o.... that stung I bet! :-)
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| CM
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Nav August 26th 04 11:45 PM



Wally wrote:

Nav wrote:


He'll need an address!!!



Horass is a vagrant?

No to post it...

Cheers


Nav August 26th 04 11:46 PM



CASEY wrote:

real world ,maybe that is a idealist place, there are not despise,not
lie,not failture......., is really exsitence that place in the world??
who can tell me ?? i do not know how to express my opinion, i felt
very puzzle now, i do not know who can help me to release this kind of
feeling?


Hello? Is anyone out there?

Cheers


Nav August 27th 04 12:18 AM

And there was me thinking that when Marty talked of polishing his tiller
he was doing just that.

Silly me.

Cheers

Scott Vernon wrote:

I think he polished Jax.

SV

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

Me?? I thought he stung Jax!!

CM



"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
| You stung Mooron? Why?
|
| Scotty
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Scott Vernon" wrote in message
| ...
| Stung who, me or Jax?
|
| Hint...... Mooron overestimated you!
|
|
|
| Regards
|
| Donal
| --
|
|
| SV
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| | I don't worry about insults from people who think that GWB


is

| more
| | intelligent than Jax!
|
| W-o-o-o-o-o-o.... that stung I bet! :-)
|
| CM
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Horvath August 27th 04 12:18 AM

On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 23:41:19 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:

You still haven't posted your Harvard or Yale degree.


Perhaps you would demonstrate the value of a Harvard degree by posting
your's???


I never said I had one.




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Jonathan Ganz August 27th 04 12:31 AM

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 23:41:19 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:

You still haven't posted your Harvard or Yale degree.


Perhaps you would demonstrate the value of a Harvard degree by posting
your's???


I never said I had one.


Stumpy occasionally has 102.
--
Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."


Joe August 27th 04 04:21 AM

"Donal" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote in message
om...


He still hasen't even posted his Physic Yachtmaster ticket



BTW, I have never heard of a "Physic Yachtmaster ticket". Perhaps you
would care to tell us about it????


Yes you have, Remember your navigation exam with no external input?

Joe



Regards


Donal
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