60 Rules for Leftwing Liberals Like Vito & Felton & Jon
 

Nice list, but you forgot number 61* (with apologies to Maris)...

61. Joe is an idiot.

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Joe wrote:
The Politically Correct Leftwing Liberal Handbook For Liberal
Dummies!!
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On 23 Aug 2004 15:27:20 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote:

Nice list, but you forgot number 61* (with apologies to Maris)...

61. Joe is an idiot.

I thought that was the password for our secret meetings:)



In article ,
Joe wrote:
The Politically Correct Leftwing Liberal Handbook For Liberal
Dummies!!

OoozeOne wrote:

Joe, did you even read this before you forwarded it?

Of course not. That would be cheating.

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felton wrote:
(Jonathan Ganz) wrote:

Nice list, but you forgot number 61* (with apologies to Maris)...

61. Joe is an idiot.

I thought that was the password for our secret meetings:)

Um, passwords are supposed to be a secret...

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Damn... sorry, I'll change to Joe is stupid.... oops.

In article ,
felton wrote:
On 23 Aug 2004 15:27:20 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote:

Nice list, but you forgot number 61* (with apologies to Maris)...

61. Joe is an idiot.

I thought that was the password for our secret meetings:)


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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
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"If there's no wind, row."

Wrong Jon. That is and example of #21. You got
the first digit wrong.

"felton" wrote
On 23 Aug 2004 15:27:20 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote:

Nice list, but you forgot number 61* (with apologies to Maris)...

61. Joe is an idiot.

No Bart, I got it right. Joe is an idiot.

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Vito wrote:
But Joe, I am a Goldwater Republican who believes that extremism in defense
of liberty is the American way.
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"If there's no wind, row."

Lack of genes good enough to produce the intelligence required to gain
entry.

In article ,
Dave wrote:
On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 11:05:35 -0400, "Vito" said:

What do you call it when your daughter is denied entry to a publicly
supported school.

Affirmative action.




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"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
Joe wrote:
Liberal handbook responce #4...... Classic Jonboy your right on the book

1/2 point

At least I don't use half baked and other people's ideas.

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"Dave" wrote in message
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On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 11:05:35 -0400, "Vito" said:

What do you call it when your daughter is denied entry to a publicly
supported school.

Affirmative action.

Good answer. But I was talking about a young woman who'd been in the top 1%
of her class denied entry to a masters program because only men were able to
conduct under-water research.

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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Lack of genes good enough to produce the intelligence required to gain
entry.

That was the arguement used to keep women out of Med and law schools until
the mid '60s.

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Dave wrote:
It wasn't my daughter (who did get in), but I was talking about several kids
who tested in the top 1% of the IQ distribution but were denied entry
because the school's policy was to admit instead kids who tested way below
that if they had the right skin color or the right sort of surname.

White and Bush?



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"If there's no wind, row."

Sounds like U of M.....(that's Michigan, donchaknow....)
"Dave" wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 09:12:14 -0400, "Vito" said:

What do you call it when your daughter is denied entry to a publicly
supported school.

Affirmative action.

Good answer. But I was talking about a young woman who'd been in the top
1%
of her class denied entry to a masters program because only men were able
to
conduct under-water research.

It wasn't my daughter (who did get in), but I was talking about several
kids
who tested in the top 1% of the IQ distribution but were denied entry
because the school's policy was to admit instead kids who tested way below
that if they had the right skin color or the right sort of surname.

On 25 Aug 2004 18:06:02 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote:

In article ,
Dave wrote:
It wasn't my daughter (who did get in), but I was talking about several kids
who tested in the top 1% of the IQ distribution but were denied entry
because the school's policy was to admit instead kids who tested way below
that if they had the right skin color or the right sort of surname.

White and Bush?

That too:) These are dangerous waters for me. I have been dating a
Cuban gal for several years who is green eyed and very fair skinned.
Looks like any other European. Her daughter, who is a blue eyed
blonde who has never spent a day in a public school or had a
disadvantaged day in her life was admitted to a prestigious university
ahead of other, in some cases more qualified, "anglo" candidates
because she was able to check the "hispanic" box. Frankly, that is
just BS. This gal is now engaged and her fiance was joking, I think,
with me that he can hardly wait to have some "minority children."

This "set aside" business is a bunch of nonsense, at least the way it
is currently being used to favor some groups to the obvious detriment
of others. Needless to say that opinion is not widely shared or
appreciated in this social circle. I may as well jump up and shout
"Viva Fidel!":) Actually I probably will someday.

On 25 Aug 2004 21:17:10 -0500, Dave wrote:

On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 01:59:07 GMT, felton said:

This "set aside" business is a bunch of nonsense, at least the way it
is currently being used to favor some groups to the obvious detriment
of others.

Congratulations on saying something sensible, Felton.

I am all for qualifications and accomplishments over family name or
connections. Nothing inconsistent in my positions.

"Dave" wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 09:12:14 -0400, "Vito" said:

What do you call it when your daughter is denied entry to a publicly
supported school.

Affirmative action.

Good answer. But I was talking about a young woman who'd been in the top
1%
of her class denied entry to a masters program because only men were able
to
conduct under-water research.

It wasn't my daughter (who did get in), but I was talking about several
kids
who tested in the top 1% of the IQ distribution but were denied entry
because the school's policy was to admit instead kids who tested way below
that if they had the right skin color or the right sort of surname.

'No Child Left Behind' is fixing that by loading brighter kids with Ritilan
so they don't mind learning at the slowest kid's pace.

In article ,
Dave wrote:
On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 01:59:07 GMT, felton said:

This "set aside" business is a bunch of nonsense, at least the way it
is currently being used to favor some groups to the obvious detriment
of others.

Congratulations on saying something sensible, Felton.

It's nice to know that occasionally your meds work Dave.


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"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
Dave wrote:
On 25 Aug 2004 18:06:02 -0700, (Jonathan Ganz)
said:

White and Bush?

No, since you ask. Black and Gonzales

If you're talking about yourself, it would be dumb and dumber.
(Calm down, I'm not really calling you names Mr. Poodle.)



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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
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"If there's no wind, row."

That's right! We should always blame the teachers! I heard their
responsible for nuclear proliferation and the deficit.

In article ,
Dave wrote:
On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 08:03:19 -0400, "Vito" said:

'No Child Left Behind' is fixing that by loading brighter kids with Ritilan
so they don't mind learning at the slowest kid's pace.

Really? What does the Act say about Ritlan? What I think you mean is that
the members of the teachers' union are trying to reduce the stress they're
experiencing from demands that they actually perform.




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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 09:12:14 -0400, "Vito" wrote
this crap:

Good answer. But I was talking about a young woman who'd been in the top 1%
of her class denied entry to a masters program because only men were able to
conduct under-water research.


How did she look in a bikini?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

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Horvath wrote:
How did she look in a bikini?

What difference does that make to you? You only like
guys.

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"If there's no wind, row."

On 26 Aug 2004 16:55:45 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
How did she look in a bikini?

What difference does that make to you? You only like
guys.


Then why do I date such gorgeous girls?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

My quick wit and stupid fingers.

In article ,
Dave wrote:
On 26 Aug 2004 11:39:06 -0700, (Jonathan Ganz)
said:

That's right! We should always blame the teachers! I heard their
responsible for nuclear proliferation and the deficit.

You dunno because you dumb poodle.

Dunno about that. But who do you blame for your not knowing the difference
between "their" and "they're?"




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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
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"If there's no wind, row."

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
What difference does that make to you? You only like
guys.


Then why do I date such gorgeous girls?

They're transvestites, apparently.
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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
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"If there's no wind, row."

Congratulations on saying something sensible, Felton.

felton wrote:
I am all for qualifications and accomplishments over family name or
connections. Nothing inconsistent in my positions.

Yep. Let people's accomplishments speak for them...

But let's not see a repeat of that earlier era, when students
qualifications and scholarship were (in theory) all that mattered, yet
somehow college campuses (campii?) were all lily white.

DSK

"Horvath" wrote


Then why do I date such gorgeous girls?


you don't know?

Oh he knows all right Scotty... he's forking out $120/hr for male
prostitutes with breast implants.

Horvath is fat, gay, outta shape and butt ugly.... he has no choice.

CM

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Dave wrote:
On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 01:06:05 GMT, "katysails" said:

Sounds like U of M.....(that's Michigan, donchaknow....)

Sounds like most educational institutions these days.

Actually, most educational institutions admit the majority of
applicants. For every "selective" institution like The Univ. of Mich.
there are a dozen schools like Eastern Michigan University or
Schoolcraft College that take just about everybody.


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Dave wrote:

Dunno about that. But who do you blame for your not knowing the difference
between "their" and "they're?"

Obviously, it's all [Clinton || Bush]'s fault. (c:


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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Horvath is fat, gay, outta shape and butt ugly.... he has no choice.

You've never seen that famous picture of him wearing his speedo, have
you?

Well, count your blessings...


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"Walt" wrote in message
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
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| Horvath is fat, gay, outta shape and butt ugly.... he has no choice.
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| You've never seen that famous picture of him wearing his speedo, have
| you?
|
| Well, count your blessings...


The one with him showing his breasts at the wheel of a boat.... everyone has
seen that one!

CM

In article , Walt wrote:
Dave wrote:

Dunno about that. But who do you blame for your not knowing the difference
between "their" and "they're?"

Obviously, it's all [Clinton || Bush]'s fault. (c:

Hillary for sure.

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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."

On 26 Aug 2004 18:47:27 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
What difference does that make to you? You only like
guys.


Then why do I date such gorgeous girls?

They're transvestites, apparently.


HA! No way! They're usually naked!





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
On 26 Aug 2004 18:47:27 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote this crap:

In article ,
Horvath wrote:
What difference does that make to you? You only like
guys.


Then why do I date such gorgeous girls?

They're transvestites, apparently.


HA! No way! They're usually naked!

So, what you're saying is that you can't tell a transvestite, even
if "she" is naked?? You need to get out (more).


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Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m)
http://www.sailnow.com
"If there's no wind, row."